WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.656 --> 00:00:04.017 a listener production. 2 00:00:05.117 --> 00:00:05.797 I'm Bec Judd. 3 00:00:06.037 --> 00:00:06.978 And I'm Jess Roberts. 4 00:00:07.198 --> 00:00:09.098 And we're done with the smoke and mirrors. 5 00:00:09.399 --> 00:00:15.541 Fainish shares honest stories about what it takes to look amazing because we did not wake up like this. 6 00:00:15.761 --> 00:00:20.763 And you should know the stuff that we chat about on this podcast is based on our personal experiences. 7 00:00:21.143 --> 00:00:23.066 We're sharing it for your entertainment. 8 00:00:23.226 --> 00:00:25.889 It's definitely not medical advice. 9 00:00:26.089 --> 00:00:29.313 And we'll always be clear with you when something is a paid endorsement. 10 00:00:29.554 --> 00:00:34.540 Please always chat with your qualified healthcare team before making any decisions about your health. 11 00:00:50.156 --> 00:00:50.616 Hi, guys. 12 00:00:50.676 --> 00:00:51.597 It's Bec Judd. 13 00:00:51.777 --> 00:00:52.537 And Jess Robertson. 14 00:00:52.597 --> 00:00:53.838 Welcome to Vanish. 15 00:00:54.619 --> 00:00:54.899 Jess. 16 00:00:55.319 --> 00:00:55.819 Yes, Bec. 17 00:00:56.039 --> 00:00:56.760 What's going on? 18 00:00:57.280 --> 00:01:00.142 Nothing much, you know, just a daily grind, you. 19 00:01:01.600 --> 00:01:01.940 Yeah. 20 00:01:02.180 --> 00:01:02.800 Yeah. 21 00:01:02.820 --> 00:01:18.084 Had my matcha, had my water, planning what I'm going to do after school with all these bloody sport pickups and drop offs and when we're going to have time to eat and who's going to eat at what time and when we need to put the shepherd's pie in the oven and someone's going to wait at 5.30 and someone's going to eat at nine o'clock. 22 00:01:18.144 --> 00:01:21.045 I don't think I've ever sat at a table with my children in the last 12 months. 23 00:01:21.145 --> 00:01:21.565 Really? 24 00:01:21.625 --> 00:01:22.625 All of you as a family? 25 00:01:22.645 --> 00:01:22.806 Yeah. 26 00:01:22.906 --> 00:01:25.126 It is all staggered because of all my kids. 27 00:01:25.566 --> 00:01:28.087 My girls do like 21 dance classes a week. 28 00:01:28.727 --> 00:01:29.328 Between them both. 29 00:01:29.468 --> 00:01:30.768 And it's just staggered. 30 00:01:30.848 --> 00:01:32.309 Like we're never all at home at once. 31 00:01:32.329 --> 00:01:34.191 And it's like 8.30 at night when we're all home together. 32 00:01:34.211 --> 00:01:35.211 It's too late. 33 00:01:35.912 --> 00:01:37.353 Val works till like 7. 34 00:01:37.433 --> 00:01:38.233 It's just, yeah. 35 00:01:38.313 --> 00:01:39.034 It's anyway. 36 00:01:39.054 --> 00:01:40.254 Life's crazy. 37 00:01:40.455 --> 00:01:41.255 Crazy. 38 00:01:41.535 --> 00:01:45.278 But speaking of like, my mum never did this. 39 00:01:46.198 --> 00:01:51.560 when I was growing up, she never like, you know, did all the dance runs that we all do or sport runs. 40 00:01:51.920 --> 00:01:55.041 Back in the 90s, like we only did like maybe one or two classes kind of thing. 41 00:01:55.061 --> 00:01:57.182 Well, you kind of did like one sport and that was it. 42 00:01:57.202 --> 00:01:57.602 That was it. 43 00:01:57.662 --> 00:02:03.064 And now you've got so many different sports and then that sport now has so many different pathways. 44 00:02:03.284 --> 00:02:03.464 Yeah. 45 00:02:03.504 --> 00:02:10.506 So you can do like, like with your dance, there's so many different types of dance and then there's like specialist and solo and group stuff and blah, blah, blah. 46 00:02:10.987 --> 00:02:11.827 Netball, there's... 47 00:02:12.307 --> 00:02:13.228 There's normal netball. 48 00:02:13.248 --> 00:02:14.189 There's club training. 49 00:02:14.209 --> 00:02:15.190 There's club playing. 50 00:02:15.230 --> 00:02:15.990 There's school netball. 51 00:02:16.010 --> 00:02:16.851 There's academies. 52 00:02:17.071 --> 00:02:17.852 There's rep. 53 00:02:17.932 --> 00:02:19.033 There's school netball. 54 00:02:19.053 --> 00:02:20.234 There's school tournaments. 55 00:02:20.555 --> 00:02:22.356 Then there's footy and all the same things. 56 00:02:22.416 --> 00:02:24.318 The rep staff, academy staff. 57 00:02:24.899 --> 00:02:25.499 Oh, my God. 58 00:02:25.599 --> 00:02:26.820 There's so much. 59 00:02:26.840 --> 00:02:28.662 They just like to make it complicated for all of us. 60 00:02:28.682 --> 00:02:31.324 Yeah, and I feel like in the 90s, everyone just stayed in their lane. 61 00:02:31.424 --> 00:02:31.725 Yeah. 62 00:02:31.745 --> 00:02:33.426 So if you're a winter sport, 63 00:02:34.347 --> 00:02:35.687 That was the winter sport. 64 00:02:36.348 --> 00:02:38.588 And so just say you play footy or netball. 65 00:02:38.668 --> 00:02:39.329 That's all it was. 66 00:02:39.689 --> 00:02:44.710 But now we're seeing the summer sports like cricket, now they're starting to do pre-season in winter. 67 00:02:44.730 --> 00:02:48.131 And it's like, guys, can you just wait until your time, wait till October? 68 00:02:48.231 --> 00:02:49.012 We're still doing footy. 69 00:02:49.032 --> 00:02:49.572 We're still in footy. 70 00:02:49.832 --> 00:02:51.933 And they're like, oh, we've got cricket trials. 71 00:02:51.993 --> 00:02:54.473 And it's like, yeah, and we've got a football grand final this weekend. 72 00:02:54.493 --> 00:02:56.814 Like this is literally the most important weekend. 73 00:02:56.974 --> 00:02:58.955 And you're putting cricket trials on for something in summer. 74 00:02:59.095 --> 00:02:59.215 Yeah. 75 00:03:00.416 --> 00:03:01.957 And all the sports do it to each other. 76 00:03:02.017 --> 00:03:03.599 This isn't just like a footy cricket thing. 77 00:03:03.619 --> 00:03:05.280 They all just cross over. 78 00:03:05.300 --> 00:03:09.004 They're trying to make you stick to one lane in a way. 79 00:03:09.044 --> 00:03:11.506 Oh, I think they just… But they're jacking up all the classes. 80 00:03:11.546 --> 00:03:12.607 Yeah, they're just overloading. 81 00:03:12.627 --> 00:03:13.828 There's business in it, right? 82 00:03:13.868 --> 00:03:14.028 Yeah. 83 00:03:14.048 --> 00:03:14.949 Like things cost money. 84 00:03:14.969 --> 00:03:15.069 Yeah. 85 00:03:15.249 --> 00:03:17.151 More uniforms, more… Oh, God. 86 00:03:17.191 --> 00:03:23.517 Swear to God, after spending the amount of money on my kids dancing, if they become strippers, God help me, I'm going to be so mad. 87 00:03:24.998 --> 00:03:25.538 They won't. 88 00:03:25.618 --> 00:03:26.019 They won't. 89 00:03:26.039 --> 00:03:28.700 But like... No, we wouldn't let... Aunty Beck wouldn't let them be strippers. 90 00:03:28.720 --> 00:03:29.380 No, no, no, we wouldn't. 91 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:29.960 But I do. 92 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:31.161 Like, just sit there going like... 93 00:03:31.381 --> 00:03:34.983 Sorry, if you're a stripper and you're listening, I'm sure an amazing dancer. 94 00:03:35.363 --> 00:03:35.623 They are. 95 00:03:35.643 --> 00:03:36.763 They're amazing dancers. 96 00:03:37.684 --> 00:03:40.805 But it's just like, for me, I'm going, oh, God, this is a lot of money for... 97 00:03:40.925 --> 00:03:43.807 If it goes nowhere in terms of like, they're like, they just quit dancing. 98 00:03:44.367 --> 00:03:45.788 Maybe because I've overdone it to them. 99 00:03:45.868 --> 00:03:48.229 I'm like, they're like, we're so tired. 100 00:03:48.509 --> 00:03:49.129 Like, you're going to... 101 00:03:49.169 --> 00:03:50.950 I'm a full tiger mom when it comes to dancing. 102 00:03:50.970 --> 00:03:51.710 Dance, mom. 103 00:03:52.110 --> 00:03:52.791 But anyway, so like... 104 00:03:53.431 --> 00:04:06.178 Saying that like our parents never got to do this or never did this, it made me think of like, is there things that you do at home that your parents did as a kid and then you've actually like brought it into a household? 105 00:04:07.079 --> 00:04:11.602 Like things that when you're a kid, you thought, I'm never going to do that when I'm a grown up. 106 00:04:11.782 --> 00:04:12.622 And then now you do it. 107 00:04:12.642 --> 00:04:14.703 Yeah, it could be that. 108 00:04:14.743 --> 00:04:17.405 It could be things that like, you know, how they clean the house or like 109 00:04:18.076 --> 00:04:18.356 Yeah. 110 00:04:18.376 --> 00:04:19.397 Do you know what I still do? 111 00:04:19.417 --> 00:04:25.763 Like I still, the house cleaning routine that my mum did, I still do the exact same thing. 112 00:04:25.843 --> 00:04:29.727 So we were always powder laundry detergent. 113 00:04:30.507 --> 00:04:33.330 And so I just still use powder because it's all my mum did. 114 00:04:33.650 --> 00:04:38.536 Whereas other people were like, no, no, you use a liquid and then you use a fabric softener to make your towel soft. 115 00:04:38.576 --> 00:04:40.299 And I'm like, oh, why would you do that? 116 00:04:40.379 --> 00:04:41.781 Like, I don't do it like that. 117 00:04:41.801 --> 00:04:42.842 It's unnecessary. 118 00:04:42.922 --> 00:04:46.346 But I think when you look back, we didn't add the fabric softener because it was another expense. 119 00:04:46.366 --> 00:04:47.848 So we just did the cheapest thing. 120 00:04:47.868 --> 00:04:49.831 So then in my mind, that's just all I do. 121 00:04:50.291 --> 00:04:55.332 I even use the same sponges that my mum used because she always hates, was it the WetX ones, the thin ones? 122 00:04:55.592 --> 00:04:59.133 She always gets like the fluorescent big thick sponges because they absorb better. 123 00:04:59.493 --> 00:05:03.474 So I just like those and I've been using them for 40 years because I used to help mum clean up. 124 00:05:03.654 --> 00:05:06.235 So I still use the exact same sponges. 125 00:05:06.275 --> 00:05:08.695 When I come over and I see your sponges, I have a log. 126 00:05:08.715 --> 00:05:10.976 It's like that's what my mum used to use, but I don't use them. 127 00:05:11.016 --> 00:05:12.796 I use like the microfiber. 128 00:05:12.876 --> 00:05:14.057 Microfiber, yeah. 129 00:05:14.077 --> 00:05:14.857 Yeah, I use them. 130 00:05:14.877 --> 00:05:17.238 But when I see your sponge, I always have a bit of a giggle. 131 00:05:17.258 --> 00:05:18.478 I remember that's like... 132 00:05:19.398 --> 00:05:20.399 I grew up with those sponges. 133 00:05:20.699 --> 00:05:21.019 Yeah. 134 00:05:21.199 --> 00:05:25.903 Mine is actually putting the pajamas that you wear under the pillow. 135 00:05:26.623 --> 00:05:27.364 Oh my God. 136 00:05:27.384 --> 00:05:28.845 I used to do that when I was a kid. 137 00:05:28.865 --> 00:05:28.945 Yes. 138 00:05:28.985 --> 00:05:29.725 Do you remember? 139 00:05:29.745 --> 00:05:36.530 So I know with my kids, my kids just like in the morning, take their pajamas off, put their school uniform on, out the door, and they're always on the floor. 140 00:05:36.550 --> 00:05:37.051 But I'm like... 141 00:05:38.010 --> 00:05:40.011 No, guys, I just pick it up and throw it under their pillow. 142 00:05:40.031 --> 00:05:40.772 Yeah. 143 00:05:40.912 --> 00:05:44.534 So that is the one thing that I have brought into my household. 144 00:05:44.554 --> 00:05:45.694 Yeah, that is so cute. 145 00:05:45.714 --> 00:05:46.915 I'm going to do that again. 146 00:05:46.975 --> 00:05:52.158 Tom and Darcy's usually smell like piss, so that might be hard, but Billy and Oscar maybe. 147 00:05:52.178 --> 00:05:52.478 Yeah. 148 00:05:52.538 --> 00:05:53.118 Yeah. 149 00:05:53.258 --> 00:05:56.060 And remember when you were a kid, like you'd wear the same set of pyjamas. 150 00:05:56.300 --> 00:05:57.361 Like two or three days. 151 00:05:57.461 --> 00:06:00.242 Yeah, like for most of the school week. 152 00:06:00.322 --> 00:06:01.823 Because you've showered, you're clean. 153 00:06:01.843 --> 00:06:02.583 Yeah. 154 00:06:02.683 --> 00:06:03.524 I couldn't do that now. 155 00:06:03.584 --> 00:06:04.284 I couldn't do that. 156 00:06:04.424 --> 00:06:05.365 I sweat in the middle of the night. 157 00:06:05.785 --> 00:06:07.267 All of a sudden I wake up stinky. 158 00:06:07.287 --> 00:06:08.508 I was never a stinky waker. 159 00:06:08.548 --> 00:06:09.289 Now I wake up, I'm like, oh. 160 00:06:09.309 --> 00:06:10.090 You don't wake up stinky. 161 00:06:10.390 --> 00:06:11.812 I've slept with you many times. 162 00:06:11.852 --> 00:06:12.933 You don't wake up stinky. 163 00:06:12.953 --> 00:06:13.934 Stinky for me. 164 00:06:13.994 --> 00:06:15.096 Yeah. 165 00:06:15.216 --> 00:06:21.603 I'll tell you one thing that I don't do that my mum used to do is smack dust with a wooden spoon. 166 00:06:22.123 --> 00:06:23.725 I used to get smacked with a wooden spoon all the time. 167 00:06:23.745 --> 00:06:25.928 That's why I am an angel. 168 00:06:25.988 --> 00:06:31.013 The only reason why we don't smack our kids with wooden spoons is that call child services on us. 169 00:06:31.394 --> 00:06:33.556 That tells the teacher. 170 00:06:33.897 --> 00:06:34.978 We'll be staffed. 171 00:06:35.018 --> 00:06:36.159 Look what my mum did. 172 00:06:36.279 --> 00:06:37.280 I've got this bruise. 173 00:06:37.400 --> 00:06:42.346 I remember I used to get so smacked in the caravan park. 174 00:06:43.727 --> 00:06:45.509 I remember going to the... Got smacked. 175 00:06:45.969 --> 00:06:47.671 I would have been shit-starring my brothers or whatever. 176 00:06:47.691 --> 00:06:51.975 I always was antagonizing them because I was like the only girl, two small brothers, bored. 177 00:06:52.035 --> 00:06:52.876 And you're a shit-starrer. 178 00:06:52.896 --> 00:06:53.737 I'm a shit-starrer. 179 00:06:53.757 --> 00:06:54.678 I shit-starr everyone. 180 00:06:55.258 --> 00:06:58.101 I do it to my own kids, but I remember I got so smacked. 181 00:06:58.781 --> 00:06:59.862 And it was on the back of the legs. 182 00:06:59.902 --> 00:07:00.403 It was hot. 183 00:07:00.443 --> 00:07:02.285 I was in my shorts and I go to the park. 184 00:07:02.725 --> 00:07:04.547 In the caravan park, there's like a playground. 185 00:07:04.947 --> 00:07:05.648 And this kid's like... 186 00:07:06.068 --> 00:07:07.329 what happened to you? 187 00:07:07.429 --> 00:07:10.150 And I had this full handprint. 188 00:07:10.690 --> 00:07:11.911 It was so red. 189 00:07:12.471 --> 00:07:14.111 And I obviously got attention for it. 190 00:07:14.152 --> 00:07:17.933 So I stood on top of the playground and go, look what my mum did. 191 00:07:18.073 --> 00:07:22.415 If a kid did that at school now, child services. 192 00:07:22.675 --> 00:07:23.435 I know. 193 00:07:23.976 --> 00:07:25.316 And, yeah, big trouble. 194 00:07:25.376 --> 00:07:26.097 Big trouble. 195 00:07:26.197 --> 00:07:26.957 Big trouble. 196 00:07:27.257 --> 00:07:29.998 I got smacked and I feel like I'm a pretty good kid now. 197 00:07:30.298 --> 00:07:33.940 Yeah, well, I probably got smacked like one time a year with a wooden spoon. 198 00:07:34.220 --> 00:07:34.420 Yeah. 199 00:07:34.540 --> 00:07:36.201 And I was a bloody angel. 200 00:07:36.501 --> 00:07:45.265 So I always used to talk to my kids about, oh, you know, when I grew up in the 80s and 90s, nanny kids used to have a wooden spoon because Tom and Darce are a bit tricky sometimes. 201 00:07:45.285 --> 00:07:46.206 Yeah. 202 00:07:46.226 --> 00:07:51.888 And my mum's come to live with us and I said, can you just bring the wooden spoon with you? 203 00:07:51.908 --> 00:07:53.469 You're not allowed to use it anymore. 204 00:07:53.529 --> 00:07:55.930 And mum's like, oh, gosh, I would never use it on my ground. 205 00:07:55.950 --> 00:07:57.471 No, no, like times have changed. 206 00:07:58.071 --> 00:08:00.092 Anyway, but I said, just have it there on the bench. 207 00:08:00.112 --> 00:08:03.813 And when they're being shits, just get it out and just tap it on the bench. 208 00:08:04.153 --> 00:08:08.575 So when they are being shits, she just gets out and goes, boys, tap, tap, tap. 209 00:08:08.795 --> 00:08:10.516 And they just bail. 210 00:08:10.536 --> 00:08:11.456 That is so funny. 211 00:08:11.496 --> 00:08:12.297 They clean up. 212 00:08:12.337 --> 00:08:13.997 They stop being naughty. 213 00:08:14.117 --> 00:08:18.319 It's just the threat of it because I tell the stories of how awful it used to be. 214 00:08:18.359 --> 00:08:18.759 Yeah. 215 00:08:18.779 --> 00:08:20.960 My mum used to break spoons on us. 216 00:08:21.560 --> 00:08:24.881 and then they got, the actual handle got thinner. 217 00:08:25.061 --> 00:08:25.582 Yes, yes. 218 00:08:25.602 --> 00:08:26.982 And when they were thick, they were really good. 219 00:08:27.002 --> 00:08:28.703 She couldn't break it, but then they got thinner, they would break. 220 00:08:28.723 --> 00:08:29.743 She goes, oh, stuff this. 221 00:08:30.083 --> 00:08:31.504 So she used to get the fly swat. 222 00:08:31.544 --> 00:08:32.744 Yes, the fly swat. 223 00:08:32.764 --> 00:08:33.725 The fly swat. 224 00:08:33.765 --> 00:08:38.386 My mum used to get the belt and the cane all the time at school from her teachers. 225 00:08:38.446 --> 00:08:38.686 Yes. 226 00:08:39.107 --> 00:08:39.427 Yeah. 227 00:08:39.447 --> 00:08:40.047 So I did Val. 228 00:08:40.067 --> 00:08:40.147 Val. 229 00:08:40.327 --> 00:08:40.867 Yeah. 230 00:08:40.967 --> 00:08:42.248 It's a very common thing. 231 00:08:42.268 --> 00:08:43.088 It was like in the 80s. 232 00:08:43.108 --> 00:08:45.610 They were still doing the, the teachers were still smacking. 233 00:08:46.270 --> 00:08:47.551 Like in the early 80s. 234 00:08:47.691 --> 00:08:49.212 So yeah, it's all over now. 235 00:08:49.272 --> 00:08:49.612 Yeah. 236 00:08:49.632 --> 00:08:50.012 But anyway. 237 00:08:50.032 --> 00:08:50.692 Yeah, wow. 238 00:08:50.712 --> 00:08:51.373 Trauma dumping. 239 00:08:51.393 --> 00:08:52.193 Trauma dumping. 240 00:08:52.213 --> 00:08:55.575 But as I said, I don't like being smacked as a kid. 241 00:08:55.595 --> 00:08:57.236 Like I hardly ever got smacked. 242 00:08:57.256 --> 00:08:58.676 When I did, I was very naughty. 243 00:08:59.577 --> 00:09:02.959 I don't feel like, I don't hate my mum for it. 244 00:09:03.219 --> 00:09:03.519 Like I've, 245 00:09:03.699 --> 00:09:05.240 I felt like, you know, she needed to do that at the time. 246 00:09:05.300 --> 00:09:06.061 And I learnt my lesson. 247 00:09:06.081 --> 00:09:07.942 I learnt quick, smart, and I never did it again. 248 00:09:07.962 --> 00:09:09.843 But anyway, we can't do that. 249 00:09:10.063 --> 00:09:11.224 It's a different time now, guys. 250 00:09:11.244 --> 00:09:11.724 Different time. 251 00:09:11.764 --> 00:09:13.466 And it's highly illegal. 252 00:09:13.506 --> 00:09:14.666 Do not try this at home. 253 00:09:14.787 --> 00:09:16.147 Do not try that at home. 254 00:09:16.167 --> 00:09:24.753 Okay, Jess. 255 00:09:25.214 --> 00:09:26.034 Yes, darling. 256 00:09:26.054 --> 00:09:27.195 So I've got some new shoes on. 257 00:09:28.077 --> 00:09:28.898 I was looking at those before. 258 00:09:28.918 --> 00:09:29.698 They're so cute. 259 00:09:29.979 --> 00:09:33.341 These new Chanel black sandals. 260 00:09:33.781 --> 00:09:37.884 And they're the new, I think it's creative director of Chanel, Mathieu. 261 00:09:37.904 --> 00:09:39.225 I think that's how you say it. 262 00:09:39.565 --> 00:09:40.566 It's Matthew in French. 263 00:09:40.666 --> 00:09:41.086 Mathieu. 264 00:09:41.226 --> 00:09:41.727 Blaise. 265 00:09:42.267 --> 00:09:44.329 He was at Bottega, did a great job there. 266 00:09:44.349 --> 00:09:44.929 And now he's at... 267 00:09:45.229 --> 00:09:49.533 Chanel and everything that he is releasing at Chanel. 268 00:09:49.553 --> 00:09:50.253 You can't get it. 269 00:09:50.434 --> 00:09:50.834 You can't. 270 00:09:50.854 --> 00:09:51.434 You can't get it. 271 00:09:51.454 --> 00:09:52.555 You've got to go on lists. 272 00:09:52.575 --> 00:09:54.477 You've got to know people who work there. 273 00:09:54.997 --> 00:09:57.519 They won't do anything. 274 00:09:57.560 --> 00:09:58.981 This is so unrelatable, by the way. 275 00:09:59.041 --> 00:09:59.982 I acknowledge that. 276 00:10:00.002 --> 00:10:00.842 They don't do anything. 277 00:10:00.882 --> 00:10:06.467 They don't send links for you to buy and send out, like via credit card. 278 00:10:06.487 --> 00:10:09.710 You have to go into the store and you have to get it, right? 279 00:10:09.790 --> 00:10:09.910 Yeah. 280 00:10:09.950 --> 00:10:10.050 Yeah. 281 00:10:10.230 --> 00:10:13.691 And I had these grandpa sandals. 282 00:10:14.152 --> 00:10:16.953 They've been a few years old now, but they were those kind of iconic. 283 00:10:17.173 --> 00:10:19.554 They went viral, these grandpa sandals. 284 00:10:20.074 --> 00:10:23.735 And these ones I'm wearing today are like the new take. 285 00:10:23.755 --> 00:10:26.877 They're the blazy take on the grandpa sandal. 286 00:10:27.057 --> 00:10:30.358 When she says the grandpa sandals, these are the ones that the backpackers travel in. 287 00:10:30.398 --> 00:10:32.019 Like the black chunky ones. 288 00:10:32.059 --> 00:10:32.479 Yeah, yeah. 289 00:10:32.499 --> 00:10:34.180 Back in the day, they were like a reef. 290 00:10:34.480 --> 00:10:35.580 The reef that did them, yeah. 291 00:10:35.820 --> 00:10:38.521 I remember when you bought the Chanel ones, I was like, girl, what are you doing? 292 00:10:38.541 --> 00:10:39.442 Do you know what I do? 293 00:10:40.142 --> 00:10:48.533 If I have a really strong reaction to a pair of shoes that I think are so ugly, usually I end up loving them a couple of months later. 294 00:10:48.713 --> 00:10:48.833 Yeah. 295 00:10:48.853 --> 00:10:49.914 So the same thing. 296 00:10:50.295 --> 00:10:52.818 So I had that reaction when I first saw these Chanel grandpa sandals. 297 00:10:52.838 --> 00:10:55.541 I was like, my 80-year-old Nana would literally wear those. 298 00:10:55.582 --> 00:10:55.722 Yeah. 299 00:10:55.742 --> 00:10:55.842 Yeah. 300 00:10:56.082 --> 00:11:00.847 And then I just kind of kept looking at them going, no, I think there's something about them that I really, really like. 301 00:11:00.867 --> 00:11:03.510 So I ended up getting them and I wore them all the time. 302 00:11:03.710 --> 00:11:06.593 But they were just so comfy and I just loved the styling. 303 00:11:06.914 --> 00:11:12.720 The same thing was these Loewe sneakers that had the sole kind of wraps up like a tongue across the toes. 304 00:11:13.080 --> 00:11:15.503 And the first time I saw them, I was like, oh, those sneakers are great. 305 00:11:15.503 --> 00:11:16.003 Gross. 306 00:11:16.404 --> 00:11:20.686 And then the more I saw people wearing them styled up, I was like, those sneakers are fucking cool. 307 00:11:20.706 --> 00:11:22.027 And now I'm onto my second pair of them. 308 00:11:22.327 --> 00:11:26.250 So it's usually what I think is genuinely ugly, I end up becoming obsessed with. 309 00:11:26.270 --> 00:11:27.131 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 310 00:11:27.271 --> 00:11:28.231 What's that about? 311 00:11:28.251 --> 00:11:28.732 I don't know. 312 00:11:28.752 --> 00:11:31.714 Do you have that with anything where you're like, that's gross, and then it's like, no, I need to have it? 313 00:11:31.974 --> 00:11:38.238 No, I look at everyone's going, when it comes to shoes, I feel like I look at them and go, nobody wants them, so I'm going to get them. 314 00:11:38.750 --> 00:11:39.650 Yeah, right. 315 00:11:39.750 --> 00:11:40.570 I'm more like that. 316 00:11:40.590 --> 00:11:45.212 Yeah, because you've worn my grandpa Chanel sandals and I've got a chunky Celine as well. 317 00:11:45.552 --> 00:11:47.012 And you are so funny. 318 00:11:47.032 --> 00:11:48.312 You're like, I can't do it. 319 00:11:48.332 --> 00:11:49.653 I feel like I look like a dickhead. 320 00:11:49.673 --> 00:11:50.633 They just don't suit me. 321 00:11:50.653 --> 00:11:52.533 And I'm like, babe, you've just got to rewrite your narrative. 322 00:11:52.553 --> 00:11:53.254 They're fucking cool. 323 00:11:53.514 --> 00:11:54.714 Just embrace it. 324 00:11:54.774 --> 00:11:56.554 I don't think my legs are too short. 325 00:11:56.634 --> 00:11:57.074 I don't know. 326 00:11:57.114 --> 00:11:57.795 I'm too short for them. 327 00:11:57.835 --> 00:11:58.195 I don't know. 328 00:11:58.215 --> 00:11:59.135 I just look chunky. 329 00:11:59.475 --> 00:12:00.675 No, you look hot. 330 00:12:00.876 --> 00:12:06.517 Anyway, the whole point of me telling this story is this segment is about clothes or accessories that almost killed you. 331 00:12:06.798 --> 00:12:11.159 So these bloody Chanel sandals almost killed me the other day. 332 00:12:11.499 --> 00:12:13.620 So they came with no grip on the bottom of them. 333 00:12:13.940 --> 00:12:16.001 And I chucked them on and I went to walk up the stairs. 334 00:12:16.061 --> 00:12:18.101 Lucky I was walking up the stairs and not down. 335 00:12:18.462 --> 00:12:27.965 So as I walked halfway up the stairs and pushed off, the whole thing slid out behind me like I was wearing a ski and I was skiing on the snow. 336 00:12:27.985 --> 00:12:28.085 Yeah. 337 00:12:28.605 --> 00:12:30.566 And I face planted on the stairs, put my hands out. 338 00:12:30.786 --> 00:12:33.527 They're all bruises down my arms and on my knees. 339 00:12:34.348 --> 00:12:36.409 Right, because you need them re-gripped. 340 00:12:36.489 --> 00:12:38.549 So I've sent them off to get them re-gripped and they're fine now. 341 00:12:38.569 --> 00:12:41.011 Does it say in the box, like, please grip your shoes? 342 00:12:41.371 --> 00:12:47.373 It should because they are black and shiny and they are so dangerous. 343 00:12:47.413 --> 00:12:48.894 It is literally like wearing skis. 344 00:12:49.054 --> 00:12:49.394 Yeah. 345 00:12:49.414 --> 00:12:51.035 So, so, so, so dangerous. 346 00:12:51.315 --> 00:12:54.817 And it reminded me of this time, another time where... 347 00:12:55.497 --> 00:12:56.978 I was almost killed by my clothes. 348 00:12:57.538 --> 00:13:10.103 And it was when I was wearing a full-length pant jumpsuit and it was to the Bar Bambi opening and you're walking down that ACDC lane in Melbourne City and there's cobblestones and it's already steep and I had heels on. 349 00:13:10.503 --> 00:13:12.164 I was a wide-leg flare pant. 350 00:13:12.864 --> 00:13:18.787 And as I was stepping down already thinking, oh, God, I'm probably going to roll my ankle because I can't wear heels. 351 00:13:19.327 --> 00:13:20.808 I can't walk in heels very well anymore. 352 00:13:20.828 --> 00:13:21.268 Yeah. 353 00:13:21.768 --> 00:13:29.332 I stood on the inside of the pant and then it pulled down the connected halter neck over the top of my nipples. 354 00:13:29.672 --> 00:13:32.714 Like it pulled everything down and I lunged forward. 355 00:13:32.994 --> 00:13:34.214 Thank God I had my husband. 356 00:13:34.234 --> 00:13:36.876 So I grabbed onto him and then had to tuck my boobs back in. 357 00:13:37.416 --> 00:13:40.117 But that was, there was all paps down the bottom. 358 00:13:40.678 --> 00:13:45.560 Every, all media were there welcoming everyone to this new bar and I almost face planted completely. 359 00:13:45.600 --> 00:13:46.381 And showed your tics. 360 00:13:46.441 --> 00:13:46.581 Yeah. 361 00:13:46.621 --> 00:13:47.321 And they popped out. 362 00:13:47.381 --> 00:13:48.562 Lucky there was no images. 363 00:13:48.582 --> 00:13:48.682 Yeah. 364 00:13:49.402 --> 00:13:51.744 But it is actually such a thing. 365 00:13:52.385 --> 00:13:57.130 And I don't know if you've seen on Instagram, but this is currently happening to these death pants. 366 00:13:57.150 --> 00:13:59.312 They call them death pants by Zara. 367 00:13:59.572 --> 00:14:05.458 There's a famous wide leg death pant happening right now and everyone's sharing their experiences on Instagram. 368 00:14:05.478 --> 00:14:06.579 Have you seen it? 369 00:14:06.659 --> 00:14:07.300 I have seen it. 370 00:14:07.320 --> 00:14:07.660 I have seen it. 371 00:14:07.921 --> 00:14:09.082 Have they taken them off the shelf? 372 00:14:09.923 --> 00:14:10.824 Are they just like, let's just see. 373 00:14:10.844 --> 00:14:18.752 I don't know, but there's like hundreds of videos of people getting their feet stuck in these wide-legged pants, breaking arms, breaking legs, falling down stairs. 374 00:14:18.772 --> 00:14:21.495 Imagine if you actually died and at the funeral, that's what you died from. 375 00:14:21.815 --> 00:14:22.716 Yeah. 376 00:14:22.756 --> 00:14:24.158 Maybe there have been people. 377 00:14:24.178 --> 00:14:25.319 I don't want to get sued by Zara. 378 00:14:25.359 --> 00:14:25.960 Yeah. 379 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:32.924 but I want to know, like, have you almost been killed or had an injury from clothing or accessories? 380 00:14:32.964 --> 00:14:33.244 Yeah. 381 00:14:33.284 --> 00:14:42.348 So like active wear, when my feet get cold, because they're always cold, I put my, in the flared active wear, I'll put my feet tucked into the flare. 382 00:14:42.569 --> 00:14:43.229 Ah, yeah, yeah. 383 00:14:43.329 --> 00:14:44.570 And then- Like you wrap them around. 384 00:14:44.590 --> 00:14:45.170 Wrap them around. 385 00:14:45.190 --> 00:14:47.631 So yeah, anyway, and I'll walk around the house like that. 386 00:14:47.811 --> 00:14:51.173 And then I remember walking up the stairs and nearly ate like, 387 00:14:51.633 --> 00:14:54.356 the whole staircase from slipping in it. 388 00:14:54.436 --> 00:14:58.421 Yeah, but it's obviously not the active where it was me, how I was putting them on. 389 00:14:58.761 --> 00:14:58.981 Yeah. 390 00:14:59.021 --> 00:15:00.403 Yeah, yeah. 391 00:15:00.443 --> 00:15:01.924 And I always nearly die in heels. 392 00:15:01.944 --> 00:15:03.726 I remember one time actually. 393 00:15:04.848 --> 00:15:09.432 I was about 17 and I think it was like New Year's Eve or something. 394 00:15:09.573 --> 00:15:11.194 Anyway, I was in New Year's at the time. 395 00:15:12.395 --> 00:15:14.257 and I think I was just being an idiot. 396 00:15:14.397 --> 00:15:16.619 And my boyfriend at the time was like, that's it. 397 00:15:16.899 --> 00:15:18.520 I'm dumping you and broke up with me. 398 00:15:18.821 --> 00:15:20.322 Why would anyone ever break up with you? 399 00:15:20.402 --> 00:15:20.742 I know. 400 00:15:20.802 --> 00:15:22.203 He obviously regrets it now. 401 00:15:22.323 --> 00:15:23.845 What an idiot. 402 00:15:23.865 --> 00:15:24.485 What did you do? 403 00:15:24.545 --> 00:15:25.966 I don't even remember. 404 00:15:26.206 --> 00:15:26.827 What a dickhead. 405 00:15:26.847 --> 00:15:27.567 What's his name? 406 00:15:27.587 --> 00:15:28.148 Yeah. 407 00:15:28.268 --> 00:15:29.489 I was going to say. 408 00:15:31.651 --> 00:15:33.633 Anyway, so I literally was walking. 409 00:15:33.653 --> 00:15:36.616 So he's like, he goes, I'm breaking up with you. 410 00:15:36.656 --> 00:15:37.037 That's it. 411 00:15:37.057 --> 00:15:41.001 And he cracked the socks and he's walking down this like huge hill. 412 00:15:41.461 --> 00:15:42.782 And I'm in full blown slow. 413 00:15:42.802 --> 00:15:45.065 He's like running up, like running after him. 414 00:15:45.565 --> 00:15:50.150 I fully slipped, like landed on my butt and broke my coccyx bone. 415 00:15:50.390 --> 00:15:52.592 Chasing after this idiot. 416 00:15:53.112 --> 00:15:53.753 No, he's not an idiot. 417 00:15:53.773 --> 00:15:54.914 I love him. 418 00:15:55.474 --> 00:15:56.054 But yeah, no. 419 00:15:56.155 --> 00:15:59.157 But coccyx bones are hard to recover from. 420 00:15:59.397 --> 00:16:00.138 Yeah, I remember that. 421 00:16:00.158 --> 00:16:01.439 They take a long time. 422 00:16:01.459 --> 00:16:06.442 It was like I was sitting on a donut for, I reckon, I reckon months and months and months. 423 00:16:06.483 --> 00:16:07.864 It was such a slow burn. 424 00:16:08.004 --> 00:16:08.724 It was so bad. 425 00:16:08.744 --> 00:16:19.773 Do you remember when my mum, we had some Christmas party and my mum always comes because she's young and fun and we went to Stoke House and she drank way too many tequilas and there's like a rock outside Stoke House. 426 00:16:20.313 --> 00:16:22.635 And she went to sit on it, but she fell off it. 427 00:16:23.215 --> 00:16:25.697 And she cracked her coccyx bone. 428 00:16:26.098 --> 00:16:27.679 But this was just before mum retired. 429 00:16:27.739 --> 00:16:29.960 She was driving huge mining trucks. 430 00:16:30.261 --> 00:16:34.083 So she literally sits on her ass for 12 hours at a time driving trucks at the mines. 431 00:16:34.103 --> 00:16:35.504 You can't sit. 432 00:16:35.525 --> 00:16:37.426 She went back to work and her boss was like... 433 00:16:38.327 --> 00:16:39.387 Ah, you're broken. 434 00:16:39.487 --> 00:16:39.948 Go home. 435 00:16:39.968 --> 00:16:41.969 So then she came back to Melbourne to stay with us. 436 00:16:41.989 --> 00:16:42.410 That's right. 437 00:16:42.430 --> 00:16:45.492 It's because she broke her coccyx from drinking margarita. 438 00:16:45.512 --> 00:16:47.853 She went to sit on the rock and missed it and fell on the floor. 439 00:16:47.994 --> 00:16:48.974 I wasn't even drinking. 440 00:16:49.014 --> 00:16:52.797 I just tripped because actually the soles of the things were… Too slippery. 441 00:16:52.817 --> 00:16:53.077 Slippy. 442 00:16:53.097 --> 00:16:53.858 They were just leather. 443 00:16:54.358 --> 00:16:54.858 Yes. 444 00:16:54.918 --> 00:16:55.859 I ate it. 445 00:16:55.899 --> 00:16:56.059 Yeah. 446 00:16:56.079 --> 00:16:56.279 I ate it. 447 00:16:56.399 --> 00:16:57.499 And then you know what? 448 00:16:57.519 --> 00:16:58.280 He got back with me. 449 00:16:58.380 --> 00:16:59.140 Fully gripped now. 450 00:16:59.160 --> 00:16:59.900 They're fully gripped now. 451 00:17:00.000 --> 00:17:00.260 Rubber grip. 452 00:17:00.280 --> 00:17:01.561 But they were like that before. 453 00:17:01.581 --> 00:17:02.421 Like super slidey. 454 00:17:02.461 --> 00:17:02.741 Yeah. 455 00:17:03.021 --> 00:17:04.002 He got back with you. 456 00:17:04.022 --> 00:17:04.322 Yeah. 457 00:17:04.462 --> 00:17:05.582 Because he feels sorry for you. 458 00:17:05.742 --> 00:17:06.283 Yeah, probably. 459 00:17:06.323 --> 00:17:06.743 No, no. 460 00:17:06.803 --> 00:17:08.944 I think because he realized that he was just overreacting. 461 00:17:08.964 --> 00:17:10.584 I think I wasn't giving him enough attention or something. 462 00:17:10.604 --> 00:17:10.984 Oh my God. 463 00:17:11.024 --> 00:17:11.685 Needy men. 464 00:17:11.745 --> 00:17:12.185 What an ick. 465 00:17:12.225 --> 00:17:12.765 Yeah, yeah. 466 00:17:12.945 --> 00:17:14.386 I can't deal with men like that. 467 00:17:14.486 --> 00:17:14.986 Go away. 468 00:17:15.186 --> 00:17:16.046 No, he's a nice guy. 469 00:17:16.066 --> 00:17:16.646 He's a nice guy. 470 00:17:16.666 --> 00:17:18.207 But yeah, I broke my coccyx bone over him. 471 00:17:19.327 --> 00:17:20.308 That's never been the same. 472 00:17:28.464 --> 00:17:32.986 So guys, before we go, we just wanted to slide into our DMs and we have this one to share. 473 00:17:33.006 --> 00:17:35.087 Hey, Beck and Jess, this is Sally-Anne. 474 00:17:35.288 --> 00:17:36.308 I'm just curious. 475 00:17:36.488 --> 00:17:42.071 I've done the salmon sperm facial twice now and I can't see or feel the difference. 476 00:17:42.691 --> 00:17:46.073 Have you had it done since the salmon sperm episode at all? 477 00:17:47.014 --> 00:17:47.334 Thanks. 478 00:17:49.002 --> 00:17:50.604 Ah, the salmon sperm facial. 479 00:17:50.624 --> 00:17:51.064 You've had it. 480 00:17:51.084 --> 00:17:51.785 Yeah, I've had a ton. 481 00:17:51.805 --> 00:17:51.905 Yeah. 482 00:17:52.125 --> 00:17:52.686 How many times? 483 00:17:53.347 --> 00:17:54.127 I only did it once. 484 00:17:54.468 --> 00:17:54.588 Okay. 485 00:17:54.608 --> 00:17:55.709 Because you meant to have three. 486 00:17:55.849 --> 00:17:59.153 I was always recommended that I got three sessions. 487 00:17:59.533 --> 00:18:04.298 So some biostimulators are designed to support skin quality and texture over time. 488 00:18:04.718 --> 00:18:08.843 Anyway, so I did my whole thing and... She couldn't wait. 489 00:18:09.844 --> 00:18:12.666 So I did the treatments and then had to wait. 490 00:18:12.807 --> 00:18:15.369 And my review on it is, I don't know. 491 00:18:15.389 --> 00:18:16.530 I don't know. 492 00:18:16.550 --> 00:18:17.411 I think... 493 00:18:19.115 --> 00:18:26.677 What it was helpful for for me was skin texture, so really good skin quality. 494 00:18:27.117 --> 00:18:34.858 But if you are looking at a salmon sperm facial to add volume, I would look somewhere else. 495 00:18:35.418 --> 00:18:42.660 It does not add volume because I was kind of going down that path for dark circles to cover my dark circles. 496 00:18:43.120 --> 00:18:47.141 And then in the end, I still had the dark circles 497 00:18:47.608 --> 00:18:51.429 which in hindsight was like a structural issue, not a skin issue. 498 00:18:51.690 --> 00:18:52.470 Just a shadowing. 499 00:18:52.530 --> 00:18:52.770 Yeah. 500 00:18:52.790 --> 00:18:59.312 So then I changed the structure by doing a fat transfer under my eyes where they harvested fat from my leg. 501 00:18:59.732 --> 00:19:08.396 They mix it up and they sieve it and they get it into tiny little particles and then they feathered it underneath my eyes and that changed the structure and filled kind of the hollows. 502 00:19:08.856 --> 00:19:10.637 So the dark eyes were caused by a shadow. 503 00:19:10.657 --> 00:19:14.558 So it was the fat and changing the structure that got rid of the eye bags and... 504 00:19:14.898 --> 00:19:16.020 It wasn't the salmon sperm. 505 00:19:16.260 --> 00:19:20.805 However, the skin quality as a 43 or under my eyes is quite exceptional. 506 00:19:21.525 --> 00:19:26.371 However, however, again, I also use a prescription retinol. 507 00:19:26.591 --> 00:19:29.214 I also have used other biostimulators. 508 00:19:29.814 --> 00:19:32.357 I also get lasers. 509 00:19:32.938 --> 00:19:35.140 I also use copper peptide. 510 00:19:35.160 --> 00:19:35.601 So... 511 00:19:36.001 --> 00:19:40.142 Who the hell knows what is actually working? 512 00:19:40.162 --> 00:19:40.682 Because I do it. 513 00:19:40.702 --> 00:19:41.662 I take collagen. 514 00:19:41.682 --> 00:19:42.843 I take beauty supplements. 515 00:19:43.243 --> 00:19:44.483 I do all the things. 516 00:19:44.503 --> 00:19:46.644 So when people say, hey, did that work? 517 00:19:46.724 --> 00:19:47.904 I'm like, I don't know. 518 00:19:47.944 --> 00:19:50.405 Like something's working because it looks good. 519 00:19:50.845 --> 00:19:53.846 But I can't tell you out of the 531 things I do. 520 00:19:54.486 --> 00:19:55.786 What's actually working? 521 00:19:55.806 --> 00:19:59.067 Yeah, I think it's the whole bits and pieces of the whole thing. 522 00:19:59.147 --> 00:19:59.327 Yeah. 523 00:19:59.367 --> 00:19:59.947 What about you? 524 00:20:00.167 --> 00:20:02.468 So I had it done once and I remember when you got it. 525 00:20:03.328 --> 00:20:04.530 Your recovery was really quick. 526 00:20:04.550 --> 00:20:05.791 We went and did it on a Friday. 527 00:20:05.851 --> 00:20:06.692 It's like 24 hours. 528 00:20:06.732 --> 00:20:12.339 Yeah, and we had netball the next morning, first thing up, and all the little lumps had gone. 529 00:20:12.479 --> 00:20:18.146 So I was like, okay, it's going to just, the lumps will only be there for like maybe 12 hours, 16. 530 00:20:18.186 --> 00:20:19.948 I think it was like 16 hours and your lumps were gone. 531 00:20:19.968 --> 00:20:21.951 And then even the times I got it after that was even quicker. 532 00:20:22.051 --> 00:20:26.096 Yeah, so I went and got it done and mine was like three days, four days of these lumps. 533 00:20:26.116 --> 00:20:29.180 So my lumps didn't go away as quickly as they did for you. 534 00:20:29.200 --> 00:20:30.361 So you were like, fuck this? 535 00:20:30.542 --> 00:20:32.604 Yeah, I was like, oh, no, I don't have time for this shit. 536 00:20:32.724 --> 00:20:33.365 But also... 537 00:20:34.388 --> 00:20:38.772 I felt for me that it did brighten up underneath my eyes. 538 00:20:38.892 --> 00:20:40.753 I don't actually have dark circles anyway. 539 00:20:40.773 --> 00:20:41.193 No. 540 00:20:41.293 --> 00:20:42.855 I do have some shadowing now. 541 00:20:44.456 --> 00:20:49.540 But I felt for me it brightened up that area of skin. 542 00:20:49.660 --> 00:20:53.263 I don't know if my skin quality didn't change or anything like that because I didn't do the three treatments. 543 00:20:53.323 --> 00:20:53.723 Yeah. 544 00:20:54.003 --> 00:20:57.166 But there was definitely a brightness and I feel like I still have that brightness. 545 00:20:57.186 --> 00:20:57.266 Yes. 546 00:20:57.366 --> 00:20:57.786 Yeah, yeah. 547 00:20:57.846 --> 00:20:58.126 Oh, yeah. 548 00:20:58.146 --> 00:20:58.927 You're bright, baby. 549 00:20:59.027 --> 00:20:59.507 You're shiny. 550 00:20:59.527 --> 00:20:59.947 You're shiny. 551 00:20:59.987 --> 00:21:00.387 Yeah. 552 00:21:00.607 --> 00:21:12.273 But I would feel like, no, no, clearly, if this is a treatment that you're thinking you want to have, be clear in your mind exactly what it is that you would like to treat and talk to a professional about it. 553 00:21:12.773 --> 00:21:17.835 Because you might be thinking it's going to help with your dark shadows and it might not. 554 00:21:17.855 --> 00:21:20.036 There might be a different treatment that's better suited to you. 555 00:21:20.556 --> 00:21:22.739 So go and talk to your dermatologist or your doctor. 556 00:21:23.439 --> 00:21:28.064 And yeah, for me, salmon sperm facial was skin quality and that's about it. 557 00:21:28.084 --> 00:21:30.066 Mine was brightness and that was about it. 558 00:21:30.466 --> 00:21:31.948 And yeah, my recovery was too long. 559 00:21:32.924 --> 00:21:57.647 yeah so I wasn't going to do that another two times and it's expensive it's pretty expensive I feel like there's other things I would go back to before I went and did that if you did miss our salmon sperm facial episode it was one of our earlier episodes jump on Vainish Podcast Instagram go into the highlights and you can click on the link to have a listen okay bye guys keep sending your DMs and we love hearing from you but we'll see you again next week bye for now 560 00:22:05.825 --> 00:22:06.087 Same.