WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.656 --> 00:00:04.017 a listener production. 2 00:00:05.117 --> 00:00:05.797 I'm Bec Judd. 3 00:00:06.037 --> 00:00:06.978 And I'm Jess Roberts. 4 00:00:07.198 --> 00:00:09.098 And we're done with the smoke and mirrors. 5 00:00:09.399 --> 00:00:15.541 Fainish shares honest stories about what it takes to look amazing because we did not wake up like this. 6 00:00:15.761 --> 00:00:20.763 And you should know the stuff that we chat about on this podcast is based on our personal experiences. 7 00:00:21.143 --> 00:00:23.066 We're sharing it for your entertainment. 8 00:00:23.226 --> 00:00:25.889 It's definitely not medical advice. 9 00:00:26.089 --> 00:00:29.313 And we'll always be clear with you when something is a paid endorsement. 10 00:00:29.554 --> 00:00:34.540 Please always chat with your qualified healthcare team before making any decisions about your health. 11 00:00:49.355 --> 00:00:53.018 Hi guys, it's Bec Jard and Jess Roberts and welcome to Vanish. 12 00:00:53.098 --> 00:00:53.839 Welcome to Vanish. 13 00:00:53.859 --> 00:00:54.439 Let's talk. 14 00:00:54.859 --> 00:00:55.440 Let's talk. 15 00:00:56.240 --> 00:00:56.721 90s. 16 00:00:57.121 --> 00:00:58.122 Actually, you were born in the 90s. 17 00:00:58.142 --> 00:00:59.343 I was born in the 90s. 18 00:00:59.383 --> 00:01:05.187 Childhood crushes that were like quite niche and a little bit odd and a little bit different. 19 00:01:05.348 --> 00:01:05.648 Yeah. 20 00:01:05.688 --> 00:01:06.989 Because you had the standard ones. 21 00:01:07.109 --> 00:01:11.213 then was like anyone who you were like obsessed with. 22 00:01:11.233 --> 00:01:16.117 You know, like I'm talking about like Billie Eilish's crush on Justin Bieber. 23 00:01:16.137 --> 00:01:19.900 That she became a pop star so she could just meet him. 24 00:01:20.300 --> 00:01:21.361 Yeah, she manifested that. 25 00:01:21.381 --> 00:01:24.424 Yeah, she goes, how I'm going to meet Justin Bieber is actually become famous. 26 00:01:24.584 --> 00:01:25.824 Yeah, and become a pop star. 27 00:01:25.885 --> 00:01:27.785 Then I sing on festivals with him and shows. 28 00:01:27.825 --> 00:01:29.146 I'm like, that is smart. 29 00:01:29.226 --> 00:01:29.526 Yeah. 30 00:01:29.626 --> 00:01:31.247 But she knew like crazy stuff. 31 00:01:31.747 --> 00:01:43.091 Like the hospital he was born in at what time, who delivered him, like all that like crazy, like whose teachers were, what school he went to, what room, classroom he was in, who his classmates were like crazy. 32 00:01:43.671 --> 00:01:45.752 It's like your family knowing about Chris. 33 00:01:46.852 --> 00:01:49.554 And you're like, I don't know who you're talking about. 34 00:01:49.574 --> 00:01:51.515 Yeah, that was my mum when she set me up with him. 35 00:01:51.575 --> 00:01:52.355 Yeah, yeah. 36 00:01:52.475 --> 00:01:53.556 I'm like, okay. 37 00:01:53.576 --> 00:01:54.176 Full fangirl. 38 00:01:54.316 --> 00:01:55.236 She sent me a photo of him. 39 00:01:55.256 --> 00:01:56.057 It's like, what do you think? 40 00:01:56.117 --> 00:01:56.997 I'm like, oh, he's all right. 41 00:01:57.017 --> 00:01:57.718 He's all right, yeah. 42 00:01:57.738 --> 00:01:57.998 Yeah. 43 00:01:58.058 --> 00:01:58.558 Who is he? 44 00:01:58.698 --> 00:01:59.819 Yeah, I was living overseas. 45 00:01:59.839 --> 00:02:01.099 So I'm like, yeah, okay. 46 00:02:01.119 --> 00:02:01.759 She's like, all right. 47 00:02:01.799 --> 00:02:03.140 And then she went and did her thing. 48 00:02:03.160 --> 00:02:03.460 Oh, my God. 49 00:02:03.520 --> 00:02:04.261 She's so good. 50 00:02:04.281 --> 00:02:04.601 Yeah. 51 00:02:05.001 --> 00:02:06.682 Anyway, that's a story for another day. 52 00:02:06.742 --> 00:02:08.343 But hey, so. 53 00:02:08.583 --> 00:02:09.083 Who was yours? 54 00:02:09.403 --> 00:02:10.243 I'm going to sing a song. 55 00:02:10.263 --> 00:02:11.404 Let me know if you know it. 56 00:02:11.424 --> 00:02:12.044 Okay. 57 00:02:12.064 --> 00:02:12.645 P.S. 58 00:02:12.665 --> 00:02:13.125 Disclaimer, 59 00:02:15.706 --> 00:02:16.507 I feel like you're okay. 60 00:02:16.567 --> 00:02:19.789 I'm good at most things in life, but I can't dance and I can't sing. 61 00:02:20.229 --> 00:02:21.230 I cannot sing at all. 62 00:02:21.250 --> 00:02:22.091 Okay. 63 00:02:22.211 --> 00:02:29.256 And now if you were a child, like an older millennial, you're going to know this for sure, unless I completely butcher it, which is very possible. 64 00:02:29.637 --> 00:02:29.917 Okay. 65 00:02:30.964 --> 00:02:31.924 You remind me of the babe. 66 00:02:31.964 --> 00:02:32.504 What babe? 67 00:02:32.544 --> 00:02:33.385 The babe with the power. 68 00:02:33.405 --> 00:02:33.905 What power? 69 00:02:34.145 --> 00:02:35.065 Power of voodoo. 70 00:02:35.105 --> 00:02:36.005 Who do you do? 71 00:02:36.065 --> 00:02:37.285 Do what remind me of the babe? 72 00:02:37.626 --> 00:02:40.166 No, I've never heard of that song. 73 00:02:40.446 --> 00:02:40.666 Ever. 74 00:02:40.686 --> 00:02:45.527 So my baby crying hard as babe could cry. 75 00:02:46.508 --> 00:02:47.848 What could I do? 76 00:02:48.408 --> 00:02:53.709 My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue. 77 00:02:53.869 --> 00:02:54.530 See my face? 78 00:02:54.770 --> 00:02:56.970 I have no idea. 79 00:02:57.010 --> 00:03:00.371 What kind of magic spell to do? 80 00:03:01.151 --> 00:03:03.675 Is this a kids show or is this like an adult show? 81 00:03:03.695 --> 00:03:05.277 Okay, you're showing your age. 82 00:03:05.497 --> 00:03:09.843 It is Jareth the Goblin King played by David Bowie on Labyrinth. 83 00:03:10.544 --> 00:03:11.926 No, I don't know any of that. 84 00:03:11.946 --> 00:03:12.947 Oh my God. 85 00:03:13.128 --> 00:03:14.850 I was so hot for him in the 80s. 86 00:03:15.827 --> 00:03:18.108 I'm just trying to think what David Bowie looks like. 87 00:03:18.148 --> 00:03:19.489 Fuck, how old are you? 88 00:03:20.289 --> 00:03:21.490 Get with the program. 89 00:03:21.510 --> 00:03:22.050 David Bowie. 90 00:03:22.351 --> 00:03:24.492 Is he the one with the different color face? 91 00:03:25.012 --> 00:03:25.212 No. 92 00:03:25.412 --> 00:03:26.353 Different colored eyes. 93 00:03:27.794 --> 00:03:27.974 Eyes. 94 00:03:28.154 --> 00:03:30.235 But is there like a thing where he has like orange? 95 00:03:30.255 --> 00:03:31.576 Oh, it may be one of his album covers. 96 00:03:31.596 --> 00:03:31.976 Okay, yeah, yeah. 97 00:03:32.056 --> 00:03:34.757 All right, so I'm going to show you what Jareth the Goblin King. 98 00:03:34.777 --> 00:03:35.958 This is my biggest crush. 99 00:03:35.998 --> 00:03:39.920 Like my biggest crush, late 80s, early 90s. 100 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:41.861 This is from the movie Labyrinth that came out in 86. 101 00:03:41.901 --> 00:03:42.321 Okay. 102 00:03:43.882 --> 00:03:45.103 I loved anyone. 103 00:03:45.703 --> 00:03:46.540 with this hairdo. 104 00:03:47.782 --> 00:03:48.323 Oh, my God. 105 00:03:48.603 --> 00:03:49.684 Stop. 106 00:03:50.324 --> 00:03:52.185 I have never, ever seen that in my life. 107 00:03:52.225 --> 00:03:53.266 It's an 80s mullet. 108 00:03:53.706 --> 00:03:54.087 What? 109 00:03:54.587 --> 00:03:55.588 It's David Bowie. 110 00:03:55.668 --> 00:03:59.050 Google Goblin King Labyrinth, David Bowie. 111 00:03:59.410 --> 00:04:02.572 And he danced in these little grey tights. 112 00:04:03.113 --> 00:04:05.434 And you could see his, you know what? 113 00:04:05.554 --> 00:04:07.616 And all the kids were hot for it. 114 00:04:07.636 --> 00:04:08.296 He did this little dance. 115 00:04:08.316 --> 00:04:09.177 Is he circumcised or not? 116 00:04:09.217 --> 00:04:11.478 You could see him all these little grey leggings. 117 00:04:11.498 --> 00:04:11.759 Stop. 118 00:04:12.059 --> 00:04:16.242 And as a child watching him walk around singing dance magic, 119 00:04:17.022 --> 00:04:21.406 In those little things, with his dick showing, everyone was like, That's trauma. 120 00:04:21.546 --> 00:04:23.088 It's like... That is trauma. 121 00:04:23.108 --> 00:04:24.389 But everyone had the hots for him. 122 00:04:24.429 --> 00:04:24.710 Really? 123 00:04:24.730 --> 00:04:26.151 Yeah, because he was like the bad guy. 124 00:04:26.291 --> 00:04:28.613 So hang on, so this was on a kid's show that's like on ABC. 125 00:04:28.653 --> 00:04:30.435 Kids movie, Labyrinth. 126 00:04:30.535 --> 00:04:32.157 No, it was like at the movies. 127 00:04:32.637 --> 00:04:33.618 Okay, so it's a movie. 128 00:04:33.758 --> 00:04:34.199 It's a movie. 129 00:04:34.219 --> 00:04:34.779 It's a movie. 130 00:04:34.839 --> 00:04:35.880 I think it's a TV show. 131 00:04:35.900 --> 00:04:36.481 No, Labyrinth. 132 00:04:36.521 --> 00:04:37.602 Labyrinth, the movie. 133 00:04:37.902 --> 00:04:38.743 No, I haven't seen it. 134 00:04:38.763 --> 00:04:39.624 You haven't seen it? 135 00:04:39.664 --> 00:04:40.405 We're going to see it. 136 00:04:40.425 --> 00:04:40.905 We're going to watch. 137 00:04:40.925 --> 00:04:42.006 I'm going to make you watch it with us. 138 00:04:42.026 --> 00:04:43.888 But you know, I'm the girl that hasn't watched Kill Bill. 139 00:04:43.928 --> 00:04:45.589 I'm the girl that hasn't watched Pulp Fiction. 140 00:04:45.830 --> 00:04:47.331 I'm the girl that hasn't watched... 141 00:04:48.192 --> 00:04:49.553 I can't even think about anything else. 142 00:04:49.933 --> 00:04:51.615 Oh my God, that is not hot at all. 143 00:04:51.635 --> 00:04:52.095 But whatever. 144 00:04:52.135 --> 00:04:53.737 Do you know what else at that time? 145 00:04:53.777 --> 00:04:55.559 I loved a man with a mullet. 146 00:04:55.579 --> 00:04:58.762 So this Goblin King, David Bowie's got this like white 80s. 147 00:04:59.362 --> 00:05:00.582 like there's a blonde wig. 148 00:05:00.723 --> 00:05:00.983 Yeah. 149 00:05:01.263 --> 00:05:03.523 The lead singer of Poison at the time as well. 150 00:05:03.543 --> 00:05:04.124 Yeah. 151 00:05:04.144 --> 00:05:06.885 Had this band Poison, had like a blonde mullet. 152 00:05:07.225 --> 00:05:07.705 Loved. 153 00:05:07.985 --> 00:05:10.606 So I was born in the 90s, so all the mullets were gone. 154 00:05:10.626 --> 00:05:10.946 True. 155 00:05:11.346 --> 00:05:12.207 When I was born. 156 00:05:12.227 --> 00:05:17.648 And I'm not, the first ever mullet I actually ever physically saw was Bailey Smith's mullet. 157 00:05:17.688 --> 00:05:18.649 Like I know. 158 00:05:18.669 --> 00:05:18.849 No way. 159 00:05:18.869 --> 00:05:24.831 That was like physically saw in real life, because I've never seen a real life mullet before, except for photos of back in the 80s of my parents. 160 00:05:25.171 --> 00:05:27.273 Yeah, because your dad... My dad. 161 00:05:27.353 --> 00:05:32.516 Oh, my God, your dad looked like the Goblin King in his wedding photos at your house. 162 00:05:32.897 --> 00:05:34.438 I've seen your mum and dad's wedding photos. 163 00:05:34.698 --> 00:05:38.641 Can you ask your dad, let's get Mark, like you've got to talk to Mark, Mark is Jess's dad. 164 00:05:39.121 --> 00:05:44.205 Ask Mark, were you inspired by David Bowie's hair in the movie Labyrinth? 165 00:05:44.225 --> 00:05:44.866 Yeah, yeah. 166 00:05:44.886 --> 00:05:46.887 Because he's got the blonde spiky mullet. 167 00:05:46.907 --> 00:05:47.307 He does. 168 00:05:47.347 --> 00:05:49.149 Oh, I would have thought your dad was hot in the 80s. 169 00:05:49.989 --> 00:05:52.131 That's the one thing mum said to him on their wedding day. 170 00:05:52.331 --> 00:05:53.292 Mum and dad got married like 86, 87. 171 00:05:55.273 --> 00:05:58.776 Mum said, the one thing you have to do on your wedding day is cut that mullet off. 172 00:05:58.796 --> 00:05:59.837 Dad's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 173 00:06:00.438 --> 00:06:04.501 Mum walks down the aisle and all the photos of my mum's face with her mouth wide open. 174 00:06:04.541 --> 00:06:05.722 Dad was standing there with his mullet. 175 00:06:05.742 --> 00:06:07.504 He goes, oh, I just didn't have time. 176 00:06:07.524 --> 00:06:09.666 Mum's like, I had to do glam. 177 00:06:09.746 --> 00:06:10.446 I had to do this. 178 00:06:10.647 --> 00:06:11.768 You didn't have time? 179 00:06:11.788 --> 00:06:14.590 He goes, I had to stump a house in the morning before I came to the wedding. 180 00:06:14.610 --> 00:06:17.593 I was like, I only just wanted to end up stumping a house. 181 00:06:17.633 --> 00:06:19.214 That's so typical of Mark. 182 00:06:19.274 --> 00:06:20.315 That is so funny. 183 00:06:20.335 --> 00:06:21.816 Do you know who my biggest crush was? 184 00:06:21.836 --> 00:06:22.277 Tell me who. 185 00:06:22.297 --> 00:06:22.397 Yeah. 186 00:06:22.847 --> 00:06:26.971 David Bronaz from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and his name was Angel. 187 00:06:26.991 --> 00:06:30.073 Oh, Angel from Buffy. 188 00:06:30.093 --> 00:06:30.694 Okay, hang on. 189 00:06:30.834 --> 00:06:33.756 I think I'm onto it but I'm just going to do a little Google image. 190 00:06:34.377 --> 00:06:46.207 My first email address was jessbrithamond at hotmail.com and my password was iloveangel. 191 00:06:47.780 --> 00:06:49.901 And then I went to school and told everyone my password. 192 00:06:49.921 --> 00:06:55.165 So everyone would get on to my emails, jump on MSN and MySpace and pretended to be me. 193 00:06:55.385 --> 00:06:58.387 Because I was in the era of MySpace and MSN. 194 00:06:58.727 --> 00:06:59.527 David Bronaz. 195 00:07:00.908 --> 00:07:02.009 Oh, I loved him. 196 00:07:02.029 --> 00:07:03.150 That was like in 2001, 2002. 197 00:07:03.230 --> 00:07:06.412 He looks like a bit like what my husband used to look like. 198 00:07:07.312 --> 00:07:08.653 When he had hair. 199 00:07:08.813 --> 00:07:09.413 Oh my God. 200 00:07:09.433 --> 00:07:10.993 I'm going to do a side by side. 201 00:07:11.073 --> 00:07:12.614 Oh, I find Johnny so hot. 202 00:07:13.094 --> 00:07:17.295 When my mum sent a photo of Chris and said, what do you think about this guy? 203 00:07:17.635 --> 00:07:18.936 He pretty much looked like that. 204 00:07:19.556 --> 00:07:20.116 Yes. 205 00:07:20.136 --> 00:07:21.477 Just like Chris got blue eyes. 206 00:07:21.597 --> 00:07:22.077 That is so funny. 207 00:07:22.097 --> 00:07:22.917 Chris has got blue eyes. 208 00:07:23.297 --> 00:07:24.278 That's hilarious. 209 00:07:24.298 --> 00:07:26.918 That was my primary school crush. 210 00:07:27.539 --> 00:07:29.539 And then that was my password was I love Angel. 211 00:07:29.559 --> 00:07:31.880 And then I, of course, it's a password that you meant to keep secret. 212 00:07:32.220 --> 00:07:34.082 I didn't leave anything secretive at all. 213 00:07:34.202 --> 00:07:34.722 I told everyone. 214 00:07:34.742 --> 00:07:35.123 You never do. 215 00:07:35.383 --> 00:07:38.746 So everyone would go on MSN and do chat rooms pretending to be me. 216 00:07:38.846 --> 00:07:40.668 And I'd come to school and I'd have five boyfriends. 217 00:07:41.008 --> 00:07:42.870 And I'm like, Jess, you've got your dating. 218 00:07:42.930 --> 00:07:43.650 This person, this. 219 00:07:43.710 --> 00:07:45.072 And I was like, what do you mean? 220 00:07:45.092 --> 00:07:47.794 And like the guys would get on pretending to be me. 221 00:07:47.834 --> 00:07:48.855 And like, should we date? 222 00:07:48.875 --> 00:07:49.175 Should we date? 223 00:07:49.195 --> 00:07:50.596 So I'd come to school with like five different boyfriends. 224 00:07:50.676 --> 00:07:51.357 Oh my God, that's hectic. 225 00:07:51.377 --> 00:07:52.738 And then I'd have to break up with them all. 226 00:07:52.778 --> 00:07:53.379 I had trauma. 227 00:07:53.399 --> 00:07:54.880 I was like, I don't like any of you boys. 228 00:07:54.900 --> 00:07:56.041 Stop oversharing, babe. 229 00:07:56.081 --> 00:07:56.942 I know, I know. 230 00:07:57.002 --> 00:07:58.003 Yeah, that was my crush. 231 00:07:58.143 --> 00:07:58.483 Okay. 232 00:07:58.503 --> 00:07:58.703 Yeah. 233 00:07:58.743 --> 00:07:59.644 No, he's pretty hot. 234 00:07:59.684 --> 00:07:59.784 Yeah. 235 00:07:59.804 --> 00:08:00.344 What about high school? 236 00:08:00.364 --> 00:08:01.784 Not as niche as mine, babe. 237 00:08:02.024 --> 00:08:02.545 High school crush. 238 00:08:02.565 --> 00:08:03.065 High school. 239 00:08:03.625 --> 00:08:07.666 I was a sucker for, I liked Liam Gallagher. 240 00:08:08.066 --> 00:08:10.967 Those Pommy, like those UK haircuts. 241 00:08:11.027 --> 00:08:11.308 Yeah. 242 00:08:11.848 --> 00:08:13.688 And those David Beckham haircuts. 243 00:08:13.708 --> 00:08:18.070 I remember when he'd do a haircut and then at the next week at school, every boy had that haircut. 244 00:08:18.110 --> 00:08:18.210 Yes. 245 00:08:18.310 --> 00:08:20.931 Remember when he shaved his head, but he had like the lines through it? 246 00:08:21.311 --> 00:08:21.631 I don't know. 247 00:08:21.651 --> 00:08:22.271 Or he had the moho. 248 00:08:22.291 --> 00:08:22.752 What's his name? 249 00:08:22.772 --> 00:08:23.252 David Gallagher. 250 00:08:23.272 --> 00:08:23.792 David Beckham. 251 00:08:24.292 --> 00:08:24.912 Oh, Dave Beckham. 252 00:08:24.932 --> 00:08:25.292 Yeah, yeah. 253 00:08:25.312 --> 00:08:30.594 Remember he said, so at that time it was like Liam Gallagher, lead singer of Oasis and David Beckham era. 254 00:08:30.634 --> 00:08:31.794 That was my high school. 255 00:08:31.814 --> 00:08:33.315 Like they were the guys of the moment. 256 00:08:33.335 --> 00:08:34.415 That was my primary school. 257 00:08:35.035 --> 00:08:35.656 Ah, yeah. 258 00:08:35.796 --> 00:08:36.936 Because we were in Catholic school. 259 00:08:36.956 --> 00:08:38.857 People weren't doing their hair styles. 260 00:08:38.897 --> 00:08:39.437 No, no. 261 00:08:39.777 --> 00:08:40.977 So who mine was in high school? 262 00:08:41.998 --> 00:08:42.538 50 Cent. 263 00:08:45.630 --> 00:08:49.412 I was in love with 50 Cent. 264 00:08:49.812 --> 00:08:51.652 Oh, my gosh. 265 00:08:52.293 --> 00:08:54.893 He was just so hot. 266 00:08:54.953 --> 00:08:55.614 Probably he's still hot. 267 00:08:55.634 --> 00:08:57.574 But like I had the biggest crush on him. 268 00:08:57.614 --> 00:08:58.755 I thought he was gorgeous. 269 00:08:58.835 --> 00:08:59.755 He could rap. 270 00:08:59.795 --> 00:09:00.295 He could sing. 271 00:09:00.315 --> 00:09:01.236 He was dangerous. 272 00:09:01.956 --> 00:09:03.176 I was like, I'm going to marry him. 273 00:09:03.536 --> 00:09:05.777 But he's like 20 years older than me, so I couldn't. 274 00:09:05.857 --> 00:09:08.558 But I had the biggest crush on 50 Cent. 275 00:09:08.678 --> 00:09:10.519 That was like my high school crush. 276 00:09:10.860 --> 00:09:11.922 I did not see that coming. 277 00:09:11.942 --> 00:09:12.384 I don't know. 278 00:09:12.404 --> 00:09:13.707 David Broinac's 50 cents. 279 00:09:13.808 --> 00:09:15.071 Do you still find them hot? 280 00:09:15.212 --> 00:09:15.512 Oh, yeah. 281 00:09:15.532 --> 00:09:15.633 Yeah. 282 00:09:15.954 --> 00:09:18.721 Actually, I don't know even what David Broinac's looks like. 283 00:09:19.410 --> 00:09:20.330 I like 50 Cent. 284 00:09:20.351 --> 00:09:21.251 I think he's still cute. 285 00:09:21.631 --> 00:09:25.853 I love 50 Cent for his attitude and he just goes after people. 286 00:09:25.873 --> 00:09:27.014 That's what I love. 287 00:09:27.034 --> 00:09:30.316 Like that whole, the whole Ditty thing he did just to take him down. 288 00:09:30.336 --> 00:09:30.436 Yeah. 289 00:09:30.456 --> 00:09:31.376 And they're like, whoa. 290 00:09:31.396 --> 00:09:32.677 But also what he did to Jarl. 291 00:09:32.957 --> 00:09:33.157 Yeah. 292 00:09:33.177 --> 00:09:36.699 He had a beef on with Jarl and what he did is just makes it so public. 293 00:09:36.719 --> 00:09:37.219 So public. 294 00:09:37.299 --> 00:09:38.800 He went, so Jarl was doing a concert. 295 00:09:38.820 --> 00:09:40.981 He must be an Aquarian with an Aries rising sign. 296 00:09:41.001 --> 00:09:41.822 Must be, yeah. 297 00:09:42.862 --> 00:09:50.045 He literally, for Ja Rule concert, he booked all the three or four throws out all around the stadium. 298 00:09:50.505 --> 00:09:58.108 So when you're a singer or a rapper, you get on stage, you only can see the first three or four rows because all the lights are there and then it's all dark. 299 00:09:58.208 --> 00:10:05.651 So when Ja Rule got on stage, he couldn't see any of the crowd because 50 Cent had bought all the seats all in front of the stage. 300 00:10:05.671 --> 00:10:08.372 So he felt like he had to perform in front of like no one. 301 00:10:08.392 --> 00:10:10.553 I was like, that is so cool. 302 00:10:11.455 --> 00:10:13.536 I do like Jarrell's music though, but I don't even know what the beef was about. 303 00:10:13.636 --> 00:10:17.399 But I had the biggest crush on 50 Cent in high school. 304 00:10:17.459 --> 00:10:17.879 So good. 305 00:10:17.919 --> 00:10:18.159 Yeah. 306 00:10:18.319 --> 00:10:18.960 I like the pommies. 307 00:10:19.020 --> 00:10:19.900 I like the pommy boys. 308 00:10:20.401 --> 00:10:20.901 The accent. 309 00:10:21.061 --> 00:10:22.662 Oh, actually, Jude Law. 310 00:10:22.802 --> 00:10:23.783 I had a crush on Jude Law. 311 00:10:23.803 --> 00:10:24.243 Did you? 312 00:10:24.663 --> 00:10:24.944 Yeah. 313 00:10:25.384 --> 00:10:28.166 I had a crush on Jude Law late teens. 314 00:10:28.186 --> 00:10:28.946 Okay. 315 00:10:28.966 --> 00:10:30.107 I think because of the accent. 316 00:10:31.193 --> 00:10:32.173 But then he cheated on Sienna. 317 00:10:32.193 --> 00:10:32.714 I was like, who? 318 00:10:32.734 --> 00:10:33.954 He cheated on Sienna Miller. 319 00:10:33.974 --> 00:10:34.414 No, no, no. 320 00:10:34.474 --> 00:10:35.615 Anyone who's cheated, no. 321 00:10:36.015 --> 00:10:36.215 Ick. 322 00:10:36.455 --> 00:10:36.835 No. 323 00:10:37.016 --> 00:10:37.336 Anyway. 324 00:10:37.616 --> 00:10:38.036 All right. 325 00:10:38.516 --> 00:10:39.657 There you go. 326 00:10:39.677 --> 00:10:40.817 Go and watch The Labyrinth. 327 00:10:41.217 --> 00:10:41.477 Yeah. 328 00:10:41.497 --> 00:10:42.298 Watch it with me on the week. 329 00:10:42.318 --> 00:10:43.258 Your kids will love it too. 330 00:10:43.358 --> 00:10:44.959 In the car, we can listen to 50 Cent. 331 00:10:45.039 --> 00:10:45.539 Yeah. 332 00:10:45.639 --> 00:10:46.300 Never say no to 50 Cent. 333 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:47.180 Just a little bit. 334 00:10:48.400 --> 00:10:49.741 Baby girl, just a little bit. 335 00:10:49.901 --> 00:10:51.722 You can head to the crib in a little bit. 336 00:10:51.802 --> 00:10:54.083 I'm going to show you how I live in a little bit. 337 00:10:54.583 --> 00:10:56.484 I'm going to butt your pants just a little bit. 338 00:10:56.864 --> 00:10:57.805 That's a bit naughty. 339 00:11:08.506 --> 00:11:11.429 Jess and I recently got keratin bond extensions. 340 00:11:11.689 --> 00:11:13.991 Kirby Lago came and installed them. 341 00:11:14.172 --> 00:11:14.712 Installed. 342 00:11:14.872 --> 00:11:15.313 Installed them. 343 00:11:15.333 --> 00:11:18.016 Installed them for us with great lengths and we loved them. 344 00:11:18.036 --> 00:11:18.516 We loved them. 345 00:11:18.536 --> 00:11:19.037 I'm obsessed. 346 00:11:19.057 --> 00:11:19.797 I'm never turning back. 347 00:11:19.837 --> 00:11:20.058 Yeah. 348 00:11:20.078 --> 00:11:25.083 We also got inspiration of having the keratin bonds because of one of our friends has got them done. 349 00:11:25.123 --> 00:11:25.283 Yes. 350 00:11:25.363 --> 00:11:26.084 Havana Brown. 351 00:11:26.384 --> 00:11:26.564 Yes. 352 00:11:26.684 --> 00:11:30.708 She came in and Jess and I were like, oh, well, you're like, tell us about your hair. 353 00:11:30.748 --> 00:11:32.029 Like, give us all your hair secrets. 354 00:11:32.049 --> 00:11:32.849 She looks so amazing. 355 00:11:32.869 --> 00:11:37.813 And she shared with us that she had the keratin bond and we just pretty much copied her. 356 00:11:37.934 --> 00:11:39.395 We were influenced by her. 357 00:11:39.995 --> 00:11:50.724 And when we were actually in the process of having the bond applied, we were just having this off camera banter chat that got picked up and we're talking about it. 358 00:11:51.064 --> 00:11:53.306 when we'd eaten food that had almost killed us. 359 00:11:53.326 --> 00:11:58.069 And I was talking about how my husband almost got killed by a piece of lamb that had lassoed itself around his back. 360 00:11:59.890 --> 00:12:03.413 And Havana was listening and she's like, I've got one for you guys too. 361 00:12:03.693 --> 00:12:05.254 So I've got her on the phone. 362 00:12:05.595 --> 00:12:06.575 Hello, Havana. 363 00:12:06.956 --> 00:12:07.676 Hello. 364 00:12:08.276 --> 00:12:10.078 Hey, you're the OG influencer. 365 00:12:10.098 --> 00:12:11.999 Like we've literally got hair like you now. 366 00:12:12.039 --> 00:12:12.219 Yeah. 367 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:13.560 Oh, I love it. 368 00:12:13.580 --> 00:12:14.661 Are you loving it? 369 00:12:14.681 --> 00:12:16.342 Does it feel better for you guys as well? 370 00:12:16.402 --> 00:12:19.464 Yeah, it's so much lighter and hair dries quicker. 371 00:12:19.484 --> 00:12:20.185 Yeah, it's nice. 372 00:12:20.445 --> 00:12:21.126 It's natural. 373 00:12:21.206 --> 00:12:23.889 It kind of moves just like your hair as well, which is kind of nice. 374 00:12:23.969 --> 00:12:24.430 Yeah. 375 00:12:24.550 --> 00:12:24.991 Love it. 376 00:12:25.051 --> 00:12:27.413 Never, ever, ever not having these in my hair. 377 00:12:27.574 --> 00:12:28.114 It's amazing. 378 00:12:28.134 --> 00:12:28.895 Oh, I'm so happy. 379 00:12:28.915 --> 00:12:29.876 It makes me so happy. 380 00:12:30.737 --> 00:12:33.020 So tell us about when you were almost killed by food. 381 00:12:33.901 --> 00:12:34.922 Well, okay. 382 00:12:35.102 --> 00:12:39.427 This comes with a warning because the food is bok choy, right? 383 00:12:39.707 --> 00:12:39.868 Yes. 384 00:12:40.428 --> 00:12:51.036 Okay, so I swear to you, once you know this information, if you love bok choy, then I would say just don't listen to this because it will ruin it for the rest of your life. 385 00:12:51.376 --> 00:13:00.683 Because what happened was my husband, he was at a dinner once with a friend and he had some bok choy and it got stuck in his throat. 386 00:13:00.723 --> 00:13:02.364 Like, you know how it's kind of long? 387 00:13:02.564 --> 00:13:02.925 It's fibrous. 388 00:13:02.945 --> 00:13:04.326 And the green part. 389 00:13:04.366 --> 00:13:07.488 And it was stuck in his throat and he was choking, like proper choking. 390 00:13:08.170 --> 00:13:13.291 And Vince was like, my husband was like, I don't understand how he was choking on this. 391 00:13:13.371 --> 00:13:14.311 It was so weird. 392 00:13:14.771 --> 00:13:20.872 And then the next time he was eating bok choy, he was thinking about his friend and he started choking on the bok choy. 393 00:13:21.452 --> 00:13:25.453 And he's like, he had to like put his fingers down his throat and pull it out. 394 00:13:25.473 --> 00:13:28.273 It kind of like slithers down your throat. 395 00:13:28.753 --> 00:13:34.694 And then he's telling me about this story because I'm eating bok choy, you know, and I'm like, that's so weird. 396 00:13:34.855 --> 00:13:35.935 That's never happened. 397 00:13:35.955 --> 00:13:37.455 I eat bok choy all the time. 398 00:13:38.271 --> 00:13:45.734 And no joke, it got stuck in my throat and I understood what, because it's like it's stuck in your throat, but when you swallow, it's not going down. 399 00:13:45.914 --> 00:13:46.054 Yes. 400 00:13:46.294 --> 00:13:48.575 It's kind of just stuck to the sides of the throat. 401 00:13:48.595 --> 00:13:53.557 Yes, because it is so long and it doesn't break up or tear when you chew it. 402 00:13:53.637 --> 00:13:53.958 Yeah. 403 00:13:54.018 --> 00:13:54.578 Yes. 404 00:13:54.638 --> 00:13:58.199 It stays all connected in one long, big, like 10 centimetre piece or longer. 405 00:13:58.259 --> 00:13:59.280 But it also flattens out. 406 00:13:59.300 --> 00:13:59.460 Yes. 407 00:13:59.760 --> 00:14:00.300 Yeah. 408 00:14:00.320 --> 00:14:00.561 Yeah. 409 00:14:00.721 --> 00:14:03.182 And this has happened to everyone that I've told it to. 410 00:14:03.542 --> 00:14:05.643 And then I was speaking about it with my mum. 411 00:14:05.703 --> 00:14:07.565 And my mum's like, we eat bok choy all the time. 412 00:14:07.585 --> 00:14:08.565 What are you talking about? 413 00:14:09.025 --> 00:14:09.886 It's never happened to me. 414 00:14:10.847 --> 00:14:12.808 Literally a week later, she calls me. 415 00:14:12.828 --> 00:14:14.668 She's like, it happened to me too. 416 00:14:14.728 --> 00:14:21.071 So literally do not, if you love bok choy, try and not remember this story. 417 00:14:21.091 --> 00:14:25.712 But it's the most horrible feeling because it's down your throat, but it's still in your mouth. 418 00:14:25.772 --> 00:14:27.873 Like it's, and you can't swallow it. 419 00:14:27.953 --> 00:14:29.253 And it's kind of like you're choking. 420 00:14:29.433 --> 00:14:31.474 Yes, it is actually so dangerous. 421 00:14:31.774 --> 00:14:32.454 This is actually. 422 00:14:32.474 --> 00:14:33.295 It's happened to me before. 423 00:14:33.315 --> 00:14:35.956 Yeah, so I worked on my grown-up job. 424 00:14:36.116 --> 00:14:40.137 My part in a past life is I'm a speech pathologist and I specialize in dysphagia. 425 00:14:40.490 --> 00:14:42.331 which is swallowing, right? 426 00:14:42.872 --> 00:14:47.975 And our job is to protect in that capacity patients from choking. 427 00:14:47.995 --> 00:14:57.982 So after they've had a stroke, we would assess them or other head injuries or other accidents to make sure they were safe to swallow and at what consistency they could swallow foods, textures, et cetera. 428 00:14:58.182 --> 00:14:59.883 So I had a whole team of speech pathologists 429 00:15:00.183 --> 00:15:02.844 who are dysphagia specialists, right? 430 00:15:03.344 --> 00:15:13.067 One of them, her name's Claire, comes in and tells this story how she'd been at dinner at a Chinese restaurant and she had choked on bok choy so bad that she was completely asphyxiated. 431 00:15:13.107 --> 00:15:14.728 Like there was no sound. 432 00:15:14.808 --> 00:15:26.871 And that's the warning sign when you know you're really in trouble, when you're not even coughing, when you go completely silent, that is when you have a complete blockage of your airway and you are actually in trouble. 433 00:15:27.291 --> 00:15:28.852 If there's a little gurgle coming out, 434 00:15:30.670 --> 00:15:36.656 You're actually okay because you've got enough airflow to be able to kind of get a big cough out or a vomit. 435 00:15:37.276 --> 00:15:39.919 But when it's completely silent, you're cooked. 436 00:15:40.139 --> 00:15:45.744 So Claire, this speech pathologist who's a dysphagia specialist, comes in and said, I almost got killed by bok choy. 437 00:15:45.904 --> 00:15:46.404 She went silent. 438 00:15:46.424 --> 00:15:46.825 She went silent. 439 00:15:47.185 --> 00:16:10.933 silent and she's like because she's especially knew how this ended someone came and gave her the full maneuver yeah she got the maneuver and it came out and her life was saved oh my god in the chinese restaurant so now how many people have died from bok choy i wonder there needs to be a study must be a lot a royal commission i tell you i swear like it's seriously like it's 440 00:16:11.573 --> 00:16:13.754 And it's so scary when it's down your throat. 441 00:16:13.774 --> 00:16:14.294 Oh, yeah, it is. 442 00:16:14.334 --> 00:16:15.014 And you can't swallow. 443 00:16:15.034 --> 00:16:16.094 You're trying to swallow it down. 444 00:16:16.134 --> 00:16:16.815 You can't. 445 00:16:16.855 --> 00:16:17.995 And then you're trying to get it up. 446 00:16:18.275 --> 00:16:20.016 And then you don't want to vomit because that's gross. 447 00:16:20.076 --> 00:16:22.917 And it's always you're in public as well. 448 00:16:22.937 --> 00:16:23.857 So it's not like you're. 449 00:16:23.877 --> 00:16:24.677 It's so embarrassing. 450 00:16:24.897 --> 00:16:25.477 Oh, my God. 451 00:16:25.497 --> 00:16:26.738 Well, I'm glad you survived. 452 00:16:26.758 --> 00:16:27.818 Do you know what I do now? 453 00:16:27.898 --> 00:16:31.099 Because we get this really yummy fur from this Vietnamese restaurant. 454 00:16:31.119 --> 00:16:32.800 It's delicious, but it always comes with bok choy. 455 00:16:33.140 --> 00:16:39.182 So before my kids get anywhere near it, I get the big, like, food scissors and I chop up all the bok choy into tiny pieces. 456 00:16:39.202 --> 00:16:39.942 You're such a mum. 457 00:16:40.262 --> 00:16:42.484 No, but it's like they literally kill people. 458 00:16:43.265 --> 00:16:45.327 Yeah, no, I don't get it with bok choy. 459 00:16:45.347 --> 00:16:48.850 So every time we eat fur all the time and we will not order it with bok choy. 460 00:16:48.870 --> 00:16:49.371 Oh, my God. 461 00:16:49.391 --> 00:16:50.372 It has to. 462 00:16:50.392 --> 00:16:50.532 Stop. 463 00:16:50.572 --> 00:16:51.213 You can't. 464 00:16:51.473 --> 00:16:51.953 Oh, my God. 465 00:16:51.973 --> 00:16:57.358 It's like almost like even if I attempt to eat it now, it's like it's getting stuck already. 466 00:16:57.398 --> 00:16:57.939 You know, like it's. 467 00:16:58.179 --> 00:16:58.359 Yeah. 468 00:16:58.379 --> 00:16:59.180 I don't know what it is. 469 00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:01.743 Once you know this information, it ruins it for you. 470 00:17:02.283 --> 00:17:02.963 I love bok choy, I love it. 471 00:17:03.004 --> 00:17:04.665 Well, thank you so much for sharing. 472 00:17:04.805 --> 00:17:06.406 And it seems like you're not alone. 473 00:17:06.426 --> 00:17:09.167 Like, there needs to be a bloody royal commission into this bok choy thing. 474 00:17:09.207 --> 00:17:10.428 It needs to come with a warning. 475 00:17:10.548 --> 00:17:12.650 It needs to come with a warning, that's right. 476 00:17:12.690 --> 00:17:13.270 Yeah. 477 00:17:13.350 --> 00:17:14.591 Oh, thank you so much, hun. 478 00:17:14.791 --> 00:17:16.272 And love chatting to you as always. 479 00:17:16.332 --> 00:17:17.273 And we'll see you soon. 480 00:17:17.693 --> 00:17:18.593 Okay, see ya. 481 00:17:18.613 --> 00:17:19.174 Bye. 482 00:17:19.534 --> 00:17:20.675 Beware the bok choy. 483 00:17:20.735 --> 00:17:21.095 Yeah. 484 00:17:25.428 --> 00:17:30.053 Okay, it is that time of the show where we check our DMs on the Veinage podcast. 485 00:17:30.093 --> 00:17:32.016 We slid into our DMs. 486 00:17:32.036 --> 00:17:32.596 Slid in. 487 00:17:32.616 --> 00:17:33.477 Slide on in, guys. 488 00:17:33.497 --> 00:17:34.899 We like it when you slide on in. 489 00:17:34.939 --> 00:17:35.239 Yeah. 490 00:17:35.560 --> 00:17:37.442 And we have got a voice note. 491 00:17:37.622 --> 00:17:38.363 Hey, ladies. 492 00:17:38.423 --> 00:17:39.264 It's Amanda here. 493 00:17:39.344 --> 00:17:40.405 Loving the banter, Epps. 494 00:17:40.886 --> 00:17:42.748 I want to know all about your brow routines. 495 00:17:42.788 --> 00:17:44.290 Have you guys tried microblading? 496 00:17:44.859 --> 00:17:45.139 Yes. 497 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:47.400 So I go get my eyebrows done. 498 00:17:47.420 --> 00:17:49.641 So I get my eyebrows tinted. 499 00:17:49.661 --> 00:17:50.782 What color are they? 500 00:17:51.022 --> 00:17:53.803 Really blonde, like white blonde. 501 00:17:53.903 --> 00:17:54.664 And so is my eyelashes. 502 00:17:54.684 --> 00:17:55.784 You're like a Targaryen. 503 00:17:55.824 --> 00:17:56.865 Yeah, yeah, literally. 504 00:17:56.885 --> 00:17:58.225 You're like an Erling Haaland. 505 00:17:58.285 --> 00:17:58.686 Yeah, yes. 506 00:17:58.706 --> 00:17:59.606 You're Norwegian. 507 00:17:59.686 --> 00:17:59.986 Yes. 508 00:18:00.046 --> 00:18:00.567 Yes. 509 00:18:00.707 --> 00:18:01.507 Oh, Swedish. 510 00:18:01.527 --> 00:18:01.987 Yeah, yeah. 511 00:18:02.067 --> 00:18:02.848 I'm from Sweden. 512 00:18:02.868 --> 00:18:03.668 Just from Sweden. 513 00:18:03.688 --> 00:18:06.129 So I've got really blonde eyelashes and eyebrows. 514 00:18:06.309 --> 00:18:11.392 So I get a light brown tint on my eyebrows and then I get a blue black on my lashes. 515 00:18:12.172 --> 00:18:17.954 And then I will get threading at the bottom. 516 00:18:17.974 --> 00:18:19.195 We would say, what's this part? 517 00:18:19.675 --> 00:18:20.335 The underneath. 518 00:18:20.435 --> 00:18:21.516 Underneath my eyebrows. 519 00:18:21.896 --> 00:18:23.436 I get threading done there. 520 00:18:24.017 --> 00:18:30.519 And then I do a wax on top because I don't want the wax to pull my eye skin and make them droopy. 521 00:18:30.539 --> 00:18:31.760 I'm weird like that. 522 00:18:32.280 --> 00:18:35.681 I have had my eyebrows microbladed once. 523 00:18:36.021 --> 00:18:37.122 I actually really liked it. 524 00:18:37.202 --> 00:18:37.522 I just... 525 00:18:37.882 --> 00:18:38.723 forget to book my appointment. 526 00:18:38.743 --> 00:18:39.904 Isn't that where they do like the tattooing? 527 00:18:39.944 --> 00:18:40.665 The tattooing, yeah. 528 00:18:40.685 --> 00:18:41.325 So what's that like? 529 00:18:41.606 --> 00:18:43.648 So I went and saw Amy. 530 00:18:43.668 --> 00:18:45.349 Oh, Amy Jean. 531 00:18:45.389 --> 00:18:46.050 Amy Jean. 532 00:18:46.110 --> 00:18:46.550 Yeah. 533 00:18:46.570 --> 00:18:48.352 So she comes to Melbourne every now and then. 534 00:18:49.213 --> 00:18:51.856 And she did my eyebrows last year or the year before. 535 00:18:52.116 --> 00:18:56.019 And you go in, they numb it up and they do like a tattooing. 536 00:18:56.600 --> 00:18:57.541 She's so good. 537 00:18:57.801 --> 00:18:58.582 She's so good. 538 00:18:58.662 --> 00:19:00.203 So I've had it done once before. 539 00:19:00.924 --> 00:19:03.145 I love... Ify Katz's sister does it too, right? 540 00:19:03.185 --> 00:19:03.285 Ruby? 541 00:19:03.305 --> 00:19:04.126 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 542 00:19:04.146 --> 00:19:07.288 Yeah, Ruby does the full... Yeah, there's a few girls in that one. 543 00:19:07.308 --> 00:19:09.589 Yeah, and Kristen Fisher in Sydney does it. 544 00:19:09.969 --> 00:19:11.550 So I've had it done before and I really liked it. 545 00:19:11.590 --> 00:19:13.051 I just haven't gone back and... 546 00:19:13.071 --> 00:19:14.872 I'm just really bad at booking appointments. 547 00:19:15.252 --> 00:19:15.672 Yeah, ADHD. 548 00:19:15.732 --> 00:19:17.193 It just doesn't... 549 00:19:17.233 --> 00:19:18.174 I just don't book appointments. 550 00:19:18.194 --> 00:19:19.775 If someone will book it in, then I'll go and see. 551 00:19:19.815 --> 00:19:24.097 You need to like get clawed up and running to like just book all your life admin stuff. 552 00:19:24.277 --> 00:19:25.198 But then you've got to train Claude. 553 00:19:25.399 --> 00:19:26.420 I want to go to Claude camp. 554 00:19:26.680 --> 00:19:33.029 Can someone just do like some bougie wellness thing where we all get to go drink margaritas and learn how to do Canva and Claude and get them talking to each other? 555 00:19:33.049 --> 00:19:36.073 I'd have one margarita and not know what the hell is going on in the world. 556 00:19:36.173 --> 00:19:37.976 I'd be like, where's the glow sticks? 557 00:19:39.017 --> 00:19:39.718 Fuck you, Claude. 558 00:19:40.779 --> 00:19:41.920 Love it. 559 00:19:42.140 --> 00:19:44.121 On my brows, I don't have a brow routine. 560 00:19:44.141 --> 00:19:47.022 I just pluck them and that's it, really. 561 00:19:47.122 --> 00:19:47.963 I shape them myself. 562 00:19:48.643 --> 00:19:53.065 And every now and again, I will put the bleach on there, the Nair face bleach. 563 00:19:53.165 --> 00:19:59.508 I pop them on to just, because my brows are really, really, really black and I need to take the color off. 564 00:19:59.828 --> 00:20:05.131 So I use the Nair or the Sully Hansen facial bleach and I leave it on for like, it'll be different depending on, 565 00:20:05.351 --> 00:20:06.373 your thickness and your colour. 566 00:20:06.853 --> 00:20:13.283 I would leave it on for about seven to nine minutes and it just takes the black off and makes them a little bit more brown and softer and suits my lighter hair. 567 00:20:13.723 --> 00:20:14.204 But that's it. 568 00:20:14.244 --> 00:20:15.246 I've never waxed them. 569 00:20:15.366 --> 00:20:16.668 I just plucked them myself. 570 00:20:16.888 --> 00:20:17.629 You're good brows, right? 571 00:20:17.649 --> 00:20:18.170 That's it. 572 00:20:18.190 --> 00:20:20.293 Yeah, you're actually good at shaping your own brows because that's what it is. 573 00:20:20.633 --> 00:20:21.734 I didn't used to be. 574 00:20:22.034 --> 00:20:22.914 I used to be really bad. 575 00:20:22.934 --> 00:20:25.875 I used to over pluck and not see until you look back in photos. 576 00:20:25.935 --> 00:20:28.776 They got your eyebrows grow back because some people haven't. 577 00:20:28.796 --> 00:20:29.877 It was a makeup artist taught me. 578 00:20:29.917 --> 00:20:32.938 She said, wow, we've got to grow back all in here and we've got to do here. 579 00:20:32.998 --> 00:20:37.820 And she kind of, her name's Patti Puddock, and she kind of regrew, reshaped them. 580 00:20:37.840 --> 00:20:39.221 And then I've just maintained that. 581 00:20:39.241 --> 00:20:40.021 Maintained that. 582 00:20:40.041 --> 00:20:40.161 Yeah. 583 00:20:40.181 --> 00:20:41.162 But now I can see it. 584 00:20:41.182 --> 00:20:43.242 Like before I couldn't see the shape. 585 00:20:43.302 --> 00:20:44.143 It wasn't registering. 586 00:20:44.183 --> 00:20:48.164 And now when I look, I'm like, oh, I can, I get it now. 587 00:20:48.204 --> 00:20:49.425 Like I've been enlightened. 588 00:20:49.625 --> 00:20:52.187 Do you know what's really good with the microblading? 589 00:20:52.647 --> 00:20:59.591 So when you do get it done, I notice that one eyebrow is always different to the other and that's just how the hair grows. 590 00:20:59.931 --> 00:21:00.252 Yeah. 591 00:21:00.492 --> 00:21:03.734 So when you do do the microblading, they will make it symmetrical. 592 00:21:03.854 --> 00:21:05.075 Everyone's brows are wonky though. 593 00:21:05.135 --> 00:21:06.295 No one's got perfect brows. 594 00:21:06.315 --> 00:21:06.856 No one's got it. 595 00:21:07.096 --> 00:21:13.460 But if they make your brows perfectly symmetrical but your face isn't perfectly symmetrical, then would that look weird? 596 00:21:13.900 --> 00:21:15.361 No, but it doesn't, doesn't it? 597 00:21:15.381 --> 00:21:15.841 Like it doesn't. 598 00:21:15.861 --> 00:21:16.942 Like I feel like it's because… 599 00:21:17.202 --> 00:21:18.764 It makes you feel more put together. 600 00:21:18.824 --> 00:21:19.986 Yeah, a bit more put together. 601 00:21:20.186 --> 00:21:22.830 So, yeah, I'm going to go back in and see Amy at some point. 602 00:21:22.850 --> 00:21:24.212 I just need to book the bloody appointment in. 603 00:21:24.272 --> 00:21:25.874 But, yeah, my – That's never going to happen. 604 00:21:25.894 --> 00:21:26.896 That's never going to happen. 605 00:21:26.916 --> 00:21:30.060 Amy, if you hear this, can you please – Yeah, call Jess, Amy, because she ain't calling you. 606 00:21:30.080 --> 00:21:31.502 Yeah, can you please book me in? 607 00:21:32.263 --> 00:21:32.603 pay. 608 00:21:32.623 --> 00:21:35.665 I just need you to book me in because I'm really bad at booking appointments in. 609 00:21:35.825 --> 00:21:36.686 Amy, call us. 610 00:21:36.846 --> 00:21:41.488 All right, guys, we love hearing from you when you slide into our DMs with any questions. 611 00:21:41.588 --> 00:21:43.009 So please hit us up. 612 00:21:43.610 --> 00:21:46.911 And if you've been listening to our Boobie Month series, boobs. 613 00:21:47.132 --> 00:21:48.112 We're not done yet. 614 00:21:48.973 --> 00:21:55.236 There's more boobs coming up in our next episode, which is our last episode of Boobie Month coming your way. 615 00:21:55.556 --> 00:21:56.037 Bye for now. 616 00:22:01.503 --> 00:22:01.665 Same.