WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.656 --> 00:00:04.017 a listener production. 2 00:00:05.117 --> 00:00:05.797 I'm Bec Judd. 3 00:00:06.037 --> 00:00:06.978 And I'm Jess Roberts. 4 00:00:07.198 --> 00:00:09.098 And we're done with the smoke and mirrors. 5 00:00:09.399 --> 00:00:15.541 Fainish shares honest stories about what it takes to look amazing because we did not wake up like this. 6 00:00:15.761 --> 00:00:20.763 And you should know the stuff that we chat about on this podcast is based on our personal experiences. 7 00:00:21.143 --> 00:00:23.066 We're sharing it for your entertainment. 8 00:00:23.226 --> 00:00:25.889 It's definitely not medical advice. 9 00:00:26.089 --> 00:00:29.313 And we'll always be clear with you when something is a paid endorsement. 10 00:00:29.554 --> 00:00:34.540 Please always chat with your qualified healthcare team before making any decisions about your health. 11 00:00:50.142 --> 00:00:52.605 Hi guys, it's Bec Judd and Jess Robertson. 12 00:00:52.625 --> 00:00:53.746 Welcome to Painish. 13 00:00:54.186 --> 00:00:55.528 You're in your sad clothes, Jess. 14 00:00:55.588 --> 00:00:56.729 I'm in my sad clothes. 15 00:00:57.229 --> 00:01:00.473 These are the clothes that I wear at least three times a week. 16 00:01:00.533 --> 00:01:02.875 So I think I'm sad a lot of times at the moment. 17 00:01:03.356 --> 00:01:06.499 No, it's when I'm peaking ADHD and I don't know what to wear. 18 00:01:06.519 --> 00:01:07.820 This is just like my safe... 19 00:01:08.536 --> 00:01:08.716 Yeah. 20 00:01:08.956 --> 00:01:09.677 My safe thing. 21 00:01:09.737 --> 00:01:10.117 It's you. 22 00:01:10.197 --> 00:01:12.218 I don't have to think about what to wear today. 23 00:01:12.258 --> 00:01:13.458 This is my safe spot. 24 00:01:13.719 --> 00:01:13.879 Yeah. 25 00:01:13.939 --> 00:01:17.380 And it's the jagged knit leggings, which have been discontinued. 26 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:17.600 I know. 27 00:01:17.620 --> 00:01:18.861 We've said this on the podcast before. 28 00:01:18.881 --> 00:01:19.421 So many times. 29 00:01:19.521 --> 00:01:23.383 Michelle, Steve Green, they're my jagged co-founders and they run the shop. 30 00:01:23.683 --> 00:01:24.264 Yeah. 31 00:01:24.284 --> 00:01:25.284 Bloody get them back. 32 00:01:25.424 --> 00:01:25.684 Yes. 33 00:01:25.724 --> 00:01:26.445 We need a colour. 34 00:01:26.565 --> 00:01:27.425 We need a brown. 35 00:01:27.545 --> 00:01:29.006 Black. 36 00:01:29.406 --> 00:01:30.067 A grey. 37 00:01:30.107 --> 00:01:30.307 Yeah. 38 00:01:30.367 --> 00:01:31.267 Even like a cream. 39 00:01:31.327 --> 00:01:31.567 Yeah. 40 00:01:31.587 --> 00:01:32.608 Like a beige. 41 00:01:33.028 --> 00:01:34.069 But it's so funny. 42 00:01:34.089 --> 00:01:36.470 You wear them a couple of times a week and I love it because it's just like... 43 00:01:37.370 --> 00:01:40.551 Yeah, when you don't have to think and you can just chuck it on and you feel comfortable. 44 00:01:41.051 --> 00:01:43.232 Yeah, I reckon for me that's similar. 45 00:01:43.252 --> 00:01:48.974 It's like just black leggings and my black puffer, a black cap and golden gooses. 46 00:01:49.094 --> 00:01:49.414 Yeah. 47 00:01:49.554 --> 00:01:51.754 I just know it always looks good and I don't have to think about it. 48 00:01:51.774 --> 00:01:52.555 Yeah, yeah. 49 00:01:52.695 --> 00:01:53.395 I just live in black. 50 00:01:53.415 --> 00:01:53.515 Yeah. 51 00:01:53.635 --> 00:01:53.956 Anyway. 52 00:01:54.156 --> 00:01:54.416 Anyway. 53 00:01:54.456 --> 00:01:55.397 Well, you look good. 54 00:01:55.698 --> 00:01:56.339 Thanks, Pat. 55 00:01:56.359 --> 00:01:56.899 Yeah. 56 00:01:56.939 --> 00:01:57.640 Thank you. 57 00:01:57.961 --> 00:01:59.723 It's been a big week. 58 00:01:59.963 --> 00:02:00.924 It has been a big week. 59 00:02:00.945 --> 00:02:02.146 That's why we're a bit flat, guys. 60 00:02:02.206 --> 00:02:03.868 We're just... Our serotonin is gone. 61 00:02:03.888 --> 00:02:05.490 It's just been non-stop. 62 00:02:05.530 --> 00:02:06.351 I've got a cold. 63 00:02:06.412 --> 00:02:07.173 I'm blocked up. 64 00:02:07.253 --> 00:02:07.994 My ears are blocked. 65 00:02:08.014 --> 00:02:10.116 I was flying in from Sydney last night. 66 00:02:10.757 --> 00:02:14.700 And they just went, you know, when they're like, it goes fully blocked because you've got a cold and they're still blocked. 67 00:02:14.720 --> 00:02:16.621 And I've tried all the tricks, but it ain't working. 68 00:02:17.022 --> 00:02:26.949 But yeah, look, we're a little bit tired, disheveled and sick because we had a very big spring carnival and we were together on Melbourne Cup Carnival. 69 00:02:26.989 --> 00:02:30.691 Big shout out to you and Atoile, did your outfit, wasn't it? 70 00:02:30.711 --> 00:02:31.452 Atoile did mine, yeah. 71 00:02:31.652 --> 00:02:32.753 You were my best on ground. 72 00:02:32.833 --> 00:02:34.274 I'm not just saying that because I love you. 73 00:02:35.154 --> 00:02:51.305 But you looked so good And I'm going to sound like your mum here But I love it when you wear baby blue Because it brings out your eyes I know, I don't wear colour much But yes, I brought out the baby blue It's a safe I feel like red and baby blue Are kind of like my safe colours Yeah I went through a pink moment back in 2023 74 00:02:52.823 --> 00:02:53.563 Yeah, you did. 75 00:02:53.683 --> 00:02:53.963 Trauma. 76 00:02:53.983 --> 00:02:54.224 You did. 77 00:02:54.284 --> 00:02:55.344 But I think blue's for you. 78 00:02:55.364 --> 00:02:55.604 Yeah, blue. 79 00:02:55.624 --> 00:02:56.945 Makes your eyes pop, same as my hubby. 80 00:02:57.345 --> 00:02:58.165 But you, it was what? 81 00:02:58.185 --> 00:02:59.325 A little skirt and a little top. 82 00:02:59.345 --> 00:03:00.846 You looked so cute. 83 00:03:00.946 --> 00:03:03.387 And you were like, and you complimented me because you had the bit of blue. 84 00:03:03.407 --> 00:03:04.087 I had a bit of a blue. 85 00:03:04.107 --> 00:03:05.628 And blue and red go together. 86 00:03:06.208 --> 00:03:19.533 Mine was a bit more of a comfy beach dress after the jeton couture corset of Derby Day, which my ribs are still bruised from, which I know when I wear a jeton number that it's going to come with a lot of pain and some long-term bruising for a few weeks. 87 00:03:19.593 --> 00:03:20.233 And I just commit. 88 00:03:20.533 --> 00:03:20.893 A vogue cover. 89 00:03:20.933 --> 00:03:21.334 A vogue cover. 90 00:03:21.354 --> 00:03:22.434 Let's be honest. 91 00:03:22.734 --> 00:03:24.814 But then by cup day, I'm like, I'm wearing a knit. 92 00:03:25.035 --> 00:03:25.635 Thank you. 93 00:03:25.935 --> 00:03:27.195 And I give zero fucks. 94 00:03:27.375 --> 00:03:28.915 I just want to be comfortable. 95 00:03:29.455 --> 00:03:30.156 But it was so funny. 96 00:03:30.176 --> 00:03:31.816 So we're going to cup day and we're going in together. 97 00:03:32.296 --> 00:03:33.676 You're so funny when we go to events. 98 00:03:33.696 --> 00:03:34.496 It's your ADHD again. 99 00:03:34.516 --> 00:03:36.297 You're like overstimulated. 100 00:03:36.417 --> 00:03:37.137 I don't want to go. 101 00:03:37.297 --> 00:03:38.017 I don't want to go. 102 00:03:38.997 --> 00:03:39.958 You can't get me in the car. 103 00:03:40.058 --> 00:03:40.638 I don't like this. 104 00:03:40.718 --> 00:03:41.258 I don't like that. 105 00:03:41.378 --> 00:03:42.018 I'm not going. 106 00:03:42.478 --> 00:03:47.119 And we literally have to abuse you to get into the fucking car and lock the doors to get you there. 107 00:03:47.139 --> 00:03:47.959 We're there when you're there. 108 00:03:47.979 --> 00:03:49.599 You have a great time. 109 00:03:49.659 --> 00:03:50.660 It's so funny. 110 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:52.200 So, Jess, let me paint a picture for you. 111 00:03:52.700 --> 00:03:56.361 So we had a car booked to take us to the races. 112 00:03:56.421 --> 00:03:58.402 So Jess and her lovely husband, Val, come over. 113 00:03:58.422 --> 00:04:03.744 We're outside our house and our driver is waiting there for us in a BMW four-wheel drive, right? 114 00:04:03.764 --> 00:04:07.826 So it's the driver and then the two couples, the Judds and the Roberts, right? 115 00:04:07.846 --> 00:04:08.326 So four. 116 00:04:08.927 --> 00:04:19.292 What he'd done is the driver had put down, you know, when there's two people traveling in the back and they put down in those fancy cars, they put down that center console with your drink holders and everything in lieu of the third passenger seat. 117 00:04:19.312 --> 00:04:22.033 They kind of take it up with that fancy console in the middle. 118 00:04:22.493 --> 00:04:23.434 Well, that was down. 119 00:04:23.794 --> 00:04:27.295 So when Jess has looked in the car, she's like, oh, the wrong car's been booked. 120 00:04:27.315 --> 00:04:28.076 There's only three seats. 121 00:04:28.196 --> 00:04:28.796 I'm going home. 122 00:04:29.316 --> 00:04:29.737 All right. 123 00:04:29.797 --> 00:04:30.477 No, you're not. 124 00:04:30.557 --> 00:04:31.517 Get in the car. 125 00:04:31.557 --> 00:04:32.238 No, no, no. 126 00:04:32.318 --> 00:04:33.198 It's the wrong car. 127 00:04:33.278 --> 00:04:34.199 It's the wrong car. 128 00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:35.359 There's not enough seats. 129 00:04:35.639 --> 00:04:36.079 Yeah, there is. 130 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:36.760 It's the middle thing. 131 00:04:36.780 --> 00:04:37.200 It just needs to be 132 00:04:37.300 --> 00:04:39.322 popped up and then there you go, three seats in the back. 133 00:04:39.582 --> 00:04:43.486 No, no, I'm going, we had to literally fucking get her and drag her into the car. 134 00:04:43.986 --> 00:04:45.768 Z felt her in. 135 00:04:45.788 --> 00:04:46.629 We closed the doors. 136 00:04:46.669 --> 00:04:48.570 I said to the driver, lock the doors. 137 00:04:48.630 --> 00:04:49.771 Drive to Flemington. 138 00:04:51.053 --> 00:04:51.513 I know. 139 00:04:51.633 --> 00:04:52.074 I'm just. 140 00:04:52.354 --> 00:04:54.015 You do it every time we go to an event. 141 00:04:54.276 --> 00:04:55.637 I'm just not an event person. 142 00:04:55.677 --> 00:04:57.358 I'm like an introvert, extrovert. 143 00:04:57.378 --> 00:04:59.000 I don't know what I am, to be honest. 144 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:00.202 Once I'm there, I'm extrovert. 145 00:05:00.222 --> 00:05:01.644 You're in an ADHD spiral. 146 00:05:01.664 --> 00:05:01.824 Yeah. 147 00:05:01.844 --> 00:05:02.865 It's part of your process. 148 00:05:02.885 --> 00:05:04.087 But I never used to be like that. 149 00:05:04.107 --> 00:05:04.828 But you do it all the time. 150 00:05:04.848 --> 00:05:06.971 You do it glamour on the group, and it's so funny now. 151 00:05:07.032 --> 00:05:09.495 It's like, all right, we're getting in the car with Jess. 152 00:05:09.615 --> 00:05:10.837 All right, guys, buckle in. 153 00:05:10.857 --> 00:05:11.338 Buckle in. 154 00:05:11.358 --> 00:05:12.099 Just shut those doors. 155 00:05:12.119 --> 00:05:13.020 And then, like, I don't get it there. 156 00:05:13.141 --> 00:05:13.621 And then... 157 00:05:14.242 --> 00:05:17.464 Guess who's the last person to leave the event every time? 158 00:05:17.984 --> 00:05:18.604 Jessie Roberts. 159 00:05:18.945 --> 00:05:20.465 Can't get her up the dance floor. 160 00:05:20.645 --> 00:05:21.466 Yeah. 161 00:05:21.506 --> 00:05:25.868 Like the actual, like the energy and the queen of the dance floor. 162 00:05:25.888 --> 00:05:27.529 Chatty catty socializes with everyone. 163 00:05:27.549 --> 00:05:30.731 Has the best time every time. 164 00:05:30.851 --> 00:05:32.372 But it's trauma me getting there. 165 00:05:32.492 --> 00:05:33.432 It is trauma. 166 00:05:33.472 --> 00:05:34.473 Lock her in, guys. 167 00:05:34.533 --> 00:05:35.153 Lock her in. 168 00:05:35.173 --> 00:05:38.115 There's so many times I've just gone, I'm just going to like jump out of a 169 00:05:38.515 --> 00:05:39.136 moving car. 170 00:05:39.476 --> 00:05:40.417 That's why we lock the doors. 171 00:05:40.457 --> 00:05:43.719 I know, I know, lock the doors and like speed, speed there. 172 00:05:43.979 --> 00:05:46.001 But anyway, I made it there, guys. 173 00:05:46.281 --> 00:05:51.565 You're not alone, Jess, because it's not just people with ADHD, but there's a lot of people who have social anxiety as well. 174 00:05:51.665 --> 00:05:53.467 And then that's how they process. 175 00:05:54.267 --> 00:05:55.128 They self-sabotage. 176 00:05:55.148 --> 00:05:56.609 They, I don't want to go in the morning. 177 00:05:56.629 --> 00:05:57.589 They're looking for excuses. 178 00:05:57.609 --> 00:05:58.390 I've got a headache. 179 00:05:58.450 --> 00:05:59.330 My tan's not worked. 180 00:05:59.670 --> 00:06:00.551 I haven't shaved my legs. 181 00:06:00.831 --> 00:06:01.932 My appointment, I slept in. 182 00:06:01.952 --> 00:06:02.732 Oh, I did. 183 00:06:03.032 --> 00:06:04.253 And you did sleep in. 184 00:06:04.273 --> 00:06:08.516 But there's so many people where, like going to one of it, it's a big deal. 185 00:06:08.536 --> 00:06:09.036 It is. 186 00:06:09.056 --> 00:06:11.697 So it's this kind of spiral, this negative spiral. 187 00:06:11.717 --> 00:06:13.799 But then when you get there, it's actually a good time. 188 00:06:13.979 --> 00:06:14.359 It is fine. 189 00:06:14.379 --> 00:06:15.280 You're not alone, babe. 190 00:06:15.320 --> 00:06:17.401 I think it's just like being uncomfortable. 191 00:06:17.421 --> 00:06:17.681 Yeah. 192 00:06:17.921 --> 00:06:19.262 These events, I'm so uncomfortable. 193 00:06:19.282 --> 00:06:20.703 The shoes, the outfits. 194 00:06:21.264 --> 00:06:22.244 It's the uncomfortable part. 195 00:06:22.284 --> 00:06:24.026 If I can just do an active wear. 196 00:06:24.206 --> 00:06:25.167 The weather as well. 197 00:06:25.187 --> 00:06:28.409 The weather is never, ever good all of race week. 198 00:06:28.429 --> 00:06:31.632 I know, and it's so annoying because we've had amazing weather for the last couple of months. 199 00:06:31.672 --> 00:06:32.913 It's actually been really good. 200 00:06:32.973 --> 00:06:37.316 And then every single year, it is freezing on Derby and Cup. 201 00:06:37.356 --> 00:06:39.598 Yeah, and there's storms and, yeah. 202 00:06:39.958 --> 00:06:42.100 Anyway, I'm not going next year, guys. 203 00:06:42.180 --> 00:06:43.321 No one sent out the invites. 204 00:06:43.341 --> 00:06:43.521 Yeah. 205 00:06:45.227 --> 00:06:45.688 I will go. 206 00:06:45.908 --> 00:06:46.388 I will go. 207 00:06:46.468 --> 00:06:47.289 I'm just saying that now. 208 00:06:47.309 --> 00:06:48.130 And you'll be best on ground. 209 00:06:48.190 --> 00:06:48.470 I know, yeah. 210 00:06:48.510 --> 00:06:49.831 And you'll be the life of the party. 211 00:06:49.891 --> 00:06:50.271 I know, yeah. 212 00:06:50.291 --> 00:06:52.533 And I had so much fun once I'm there, but when I get there. 213 00:06:52.553 --> 00:06:53.474 But she ain't going. 214 00:06:53.514 --> 00:06:54.134 I'm not going. 215 00:06:54.294 --> 00:06:54.795 I'm done. 216 00:06:59.298 --> 00:07:04.082 So we were talking about Melbourne Cup Carnival, and I can't believe I'm saying this. 217 00:07:05.162 --> 00:07:05.683 But you won. 218 00:07:05.843 --> 00:07:07.624 But my horse won the Melbourne Cup. 219 00:07:07.644 --> 00:07:08.445 I know. 220 00:07:08.465 --> 00:07:09.065 What the hell? 221 00:07:09.186 --> 00:07:10.687 I won too, because we put a lot of money on it. 222 00:07:10.727 --> 00:07:11.347 Yeah. 223 00:07:11.367 --> 00:07:12.408 We don't want a chicken dinner. 224 00:07:12.428 --> 00:07:12.568 I know. 225 00:07:12.588 --> 00:07:13.589 Did you have chicken for dinner? 226 00:07:13.609 --> 00:07:13.769 Yeah. 227 00:07:14.555 --> 00:07:16.977 No, I had margaritas for dinner. 228 00:07:16.997 --> 00:07:17.857 We had no boo. 229 00:07:17.877 --> 00:07:20.760 We went to Crown to celebrate and we had... What did we have? 230 00:07:20.860 --> 00:07:21.760 Well, no, I had to go. 231 00:07:21.780 --> 00:07:22.721 I had to go early. 232 00:07:22.741 --> 00:07:23.321 We had a little bit. 233 00:07:23.341 --> 00:07:24.362 We had a little... 234 00:07:24.442 --> 00:07:25.323 I can't even remember. 235 00:07:25.363 --> 00:07:26.143 Do you know what? 236 00:07:26.183 --> 00:07:27.324 We were just celebrating. 237 00:07:27.685 --> 00:07:30.887 Chris and I have had shares in lots of horses over the years, probably over 20 years. 238 00:07:31.227 --> 00:07:32.768 Lots of little shares. 239 00:07:32.788 --> 00:07:35.210 And when I say my horse won the Melbourne Cup, we don't know much of it. 240 00:07:35.450 --> 00:07:36.571 There's a lot of owners. 241 00:07:36.591 --> 00:07:39.133 We're writing the narrative, we won the whole of Melbourne Cup. 242 00:07:39.153 --> 00:07:39.313 Yeah. 243 00:07:39.613 --> 00:07:40.833 We own the whole of the horse. 244 00:07:41.053 --> 00:07:43.334 I even claimed that I owned the horse too, which I did. 245 00:07:43.454 --> 00:07:44.854 I don't have anything to do with it. 246 00:07:44.914 --> 00:07:45.194 So funny. 247 00:07:45.214 --> 00:07:53.716 But how it works with racehorses is, yeah, you can have like one owner or a lot of times there's like a racing syndicate and there's lots of owners who have shares in a horse. 248 00:07:53.756 --> 00:07:54.776 So we have shares in this horse. 249 00:07:55.276 --> 00:08:00.197 Never before, despite having lots of shares in lots of different horses, have we ever had a runner in the cup. 250 00:08:00.557 --> 00:08:03.717 Then not only did we have one, we had two in the Melbourne Cup. 251 00:08:03.737 --> 00:08:04.418 Was it 20 and 18? 252 00:08:04.458 --> 00:08:05.338 Number 20, number 18. 253 00:08:05.398 --> 00:08:05.598 Mm-hmm. 254 00:08:07.198 --> 00:08:08.239 And it bloody won. 255 00:08:08.259 --> 00:08:08.559 I know. 256 00:08:08.699 --> 00:08:09.219 It won. 257 00:08:09.239 --> 00:08:18.045 And it was, like you and I, we didn't even go to the mounting yard, which we could have, because it was almost like I was thinking, oh, this isn't going to happen. 258 00:08:18.085 --> 00:08:23.168 And I almost think like sometimes when I wish and hope for things too much that it doesn't happen. 259 00:08:23.268 --> 00:08:26.610 And sometimes when you just don't pay the energy and the attention, it happens. 260 00:08:26.650 --> 00:08:27.210 Yeah, yeah. 261 00:08:27.310 --> 00:08:34.333 So, yeah, we were just kind of, you and I were just in Marmont at the Crown Marquee just watching the race and then this horse popped out and I'm like, is that mine? 262 00:08:34.373 --> 00:08:34.953 Is that mine? 263 00:08:34.973 --> 00:08:36.634 And then you start screaming. 264 00:08:36.654 --> 00:08:37.734 And it's like. 265 00:08:37.754 --> 00:08:40.955 That's the one thing I actually followed in my life was the actual horse. 266 00:08:40.975 --> 00:08:41.776 We won. 267 00:08:41.856 --> 00:08:42.536 We won. 268 00:08:42.556 --> 00:08:43.436 We won. 269 00:08:43.456 --> 00:08:43.857 We won. 270 00:08:43.897 --> 00:08:45.777 The eyelash of the horse that I own won. 271 00:08:47.678 --> 00:08:49.099 So it was really cool. 272 00:08:49.219 --> 00:08:51.539 And then afterwards we went out. 273 00:08:51.799 --> 00:08:52.400 It was kind of surreal. 274 00:08:52.420 --> 00:08:54.300 Everyone was coming over just going, how does it feel? 275 00:08:54.360 --> 00:08:55.660 I'm like, I actually don't know. 276 00:08:56.161 --> 00:08:57.961 And I don't know what to do now. 277 00:08:57.981 --> 00:08:59.242 What are we meant to do? 278 00:08:59.262 --> 00:09:00.602 Because we were just meant to go home. 279 00:09:00.762 --> 00:09:01.562 Well, yeah. 280 00:09:02.022 --> 00:09:03.683 I had a flight to Sydney that night booked. 281 00:09:03.703 --> 00:09:05.143 So I cancelled the flight. 282 00:09:05.543 --> 00:09:09.545 And then just kind of waiting around like when are you going to see all the other owners and how it works. 283 00:09:09.565 --> 00:09:10.445 How does it work? 284 00:09:10.985 --> 00:09:11.566 Yeah, it was odd. 285 00:09:11.586 --> 00:09:12.667 Anyway, we ended up going out. 286 00:09:12.707 --> 00:09:17.892 We went to Flower Drum after Crown and the cup was there and all the owners were there. 287 00:09:17.912 --> 00:09:19.694 Oh, I was wondering where that photo was taken. 288 00:09:19.714 --> 00:09:21.376 I was with you the whole time. 289 00:09:21.396 --> 00:09:21.937 Yeah. 290 00:09:21.957 --> 00:09:22.757 Except for I left early. 291 00:09:22.777 --> 00:09:23.078 Yeah, yeah. 292 00:09:23.118 --> 00:09:24.039 So we went to Flower Drum. 293 00:09:24.119 --> 00:09:24.579 Everyone was there. 294 00:09:24.619 --> 00:09:29.004 The trainer, all the owners, and it was a really good vibe. 295 00:09:29.745 --> 00:09:32.187 And I got to touch the cup, got to have a few photos, and I was like, 296 00:09:33.318 --> 00:09:34.458 And then I was bloody exhausted. 297 00:09:34.478 --> 00:09:39.540 And it reminded me of when my husband, Chris, when he's won like footy awards or he's won a grand final. 298 00:09:39.800 --> 00:09:42.221 Afterwards, it's not really for me. 299 00:09:42.321 --> 00:09:44.022 It's not like elation and excitement. 300 00:09:44.142 --> 00:09:45.822 It's kind of like it's a dream. 301 00:09:45.842 --> 00:09:50.504 Like it's been such an outpouring of energy that afterwards I just get really tired. 302 00:09:50.544 --> 00:09:50.864 Yeah. 303 00:09:50.904 --> 00:09:52.105 And I just went home and went to bed. 304 00:09:52.465 --> 00:09:53.205 What time did you get home? 305 00:09:54.386 --> 00:09:55.346 Probably midnight. 306 00:09:55.567 --> 00:09:56.668 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 307 00:09:56.728 --> 00:09:57.048 Yeah. 308 00:09:57.068 --> 00:09:58.429 And it was just almost not relief. 309 00:09:58.489 --> 00:10:00.931 It was just kind of like, oh, my God, I just need to sleep. 310 00:10:01.131 --> 00:10:03.653 And now I'm looking back and looking at the photos going, I can't believe that happened. 311 00:10:03.673 --> 00:10:04.614 Like, is that real life? 312 00:10:04.734 --> 00:10:06.776 Yeah, well, next year you've got some big boots to fill. 313 00:10:06.796 --> 00:10:08.257 Well, do you know this horse, right? 314 00:10:08.757 --> 00:10:09.298 Point of law. 315 00:10:09.918 --> 00:10:15.203 He is a stallion and he's only three years old, which in horse racing years is very young. 316 00:10:15.243 --> 00:10:16.364 It's actually run by. 317 00:10:16.524 --> 00:10:17.345 He killed it. 318 00:10:17.725 --> 00:10:18.045 Yeah. 319 00:10:18.065 --> 00:10:18.526 He killed it. 320 00:10:18.566 --> 00:10:19.827 It was King Charles' horse. 321 00:10:19.847 --> 00:10:20.868 We got him off King Charles. 322 00:10:21.028 --> 00:10:21.548 Oh, wow. 323 00:10:21.608 --> 00:10:21.849 Yeah. 324 00:10:21.909 --> 00:10:22.669 Actually, you did tell me that. 325 00:10:22.689 --> 00:10:24.471 I forgot, but that's cool. 326 00:10:24.911 --> 00:10:28.634 And because he's a stallion, he can breed because he's still got his nuts. 327 00:10:28.655 --> 00:10:28.955 Yeah. 328 00:10:29.295 --> 00:10:29.695 Yeah. 329 00:10:29.855 --> 00:10:30.195 Yeah. 330 00:10:30.315 --> 00:10:33.696 And then because he's only three, he can still race for a few more years. 331 00:10:33.816 --> 00:10:34.236 That's so good. 332 00:10:34.256 --> 00:10:41.618 So hopefully he follows in the footsteps of like, or the hoof steps of like a Maccabi Diva and can, can you imagine if he could win three or four in a row or something? 333 00:10:41.638 --> 00:10:42.278 That'd be so good. 334 00:10:42.298 --> 00:10:44.219 Yeah, but now that I've said it out, there's not going to happen now. 335 00:10:44.239 --> 00:10:46.359 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 336 00:10:46.439 --> 00:10:46.900 It's going to win. 337 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:47.340 It's going to win. 338 00:10:47.540 --> 00:10:48.060 It's going to be so good. 339 00:10:48.140 --> 00:10:48.780 It's going to be so good. 340 00:10:48.800 --> 00:10:49.420 So there you go. 341 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:50.280 Melbourne Cup winner. 342 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:51.341 Add it to the resume. 343 00:10:52.081 --> 00:10:54.101 Melbourne Cup winner of the eyelash that I own. 344 00:10:54.321 --> 00:10:54.762 Yeah. 345 00:10:54.862 --> 00:10:55.782 I did that in your bio. 346 00:10:56.582 --> 00:10:57.283 Very cool. 347 00:10:57.323 --> 00:11:03.347 Wasn't on my bingo card this year to have that happen, but how bloody cool and how cool that we got to share it together. 348 00:11:03.367 --> 00:11:03.687 I know. 349 00:11:03.707 --> 00:11:05.148 It's just you and me by ourselves. 350 00:11:05.408 --> 00:11:05.728 I know. 351 00:11:05.768 --> 00:11:06.769 Our husbands weren't there. 352 00:11:06.909 --> 00:11:07.109 No. 353 00:11:07.149 --> 00:11:08.530 We were just like, what just happened? 354 00:11:08.650 --> 00:11:10.492 Did that just happen? 355 00:11:10.952 --> 00:11:17.717 It was so good. 356 00:11:17.757 --> 00:11:19.598 Hey, Jess, you know what I could go right now? 357 00:11:20.118 --> 00:11:20.779 Sing a burger? 358 00:11:20.979 --> 00:11:22.640 No, I could go a original Twister. 359 00:11:23.202 --> 00:11:24.042 Oh, yeah. 360 00:11:24.202 --> 00:11:25.043 How you make it. 361 00:11:25.243 --> 00:11:25.523 Yes. 362 00:11:25.603 --> 00:11:27.664 Take the chicken out and put the popcorn chicken in. 363 00:11:27.684 --> 00:11:27.984 Yes. 364 00:11:28.364 --> 00:11:28.684 Yes. 365 00:11:28.804 --> 00:11:29.204 Yes. 366 00:11:29.285 --> 00:11:30.965 The first time we did that, I'm like, what the hell are you doing? 367 00:11:30.985 --> 00:11:31.465 But now I know. 368 00:11:31.525 --> 00:11:32.246 Original Twister. 369 00:11:32.266 --> 00:11:32.786 Take that out. 370 00:11:32.826 --> 00:11:33.466 Eat that separately. 371 00:11:33.486 --> 00:11:35.927 Put the popcorn chicken in and remake it. 372 00:11:35.947 --> 00:11:36.487 You know what? 373 00:11:36.508 --> 00:11:39.489 They should sponsor our show and we should do the Vanish. 374 00:11:39.829 --> 00:11:42.530 The Vanish by Jess Roberts Twister. 375 00:11:42.670 --> 00:11:43.410 The Twister. 376 00:11:43.470 --> 00:11:44.191 The J Twizzle. 377 00:11:44.211 --> 00:11:45.011 The J Twizzle. 378 00:11:45.051 --> 00:11:45.611 The J Twizzle. 379 00:11:45.651 --> 00:11:46.432 The J Rob Twizzle. 380 00:11:46.452 --> 00:11:47.972 The J Rob Pop Twizzle. 381 00:11:47.992 --> 00:11:48.552 Oh, my God. 382 00:11:48.572 --> 00:11:49.533 We so should. 383 00:11:50.033 --> 00:11:52.234 I'm going to sponsor us or just feed us right now. 384 00:11:52.254 --> 00:11:53.974 KFC is so, so good. 385 00:11:53.994 --> 00:11:55.275 Do you know what they used to do? 386 00:11:55.315 --> 00:11:57.075 Do you know what my go-to KFC was? 387 00:11:57.455 --> 00:11:58.136 And then they changed it. 388 00:11:58.156 --> 00:11:59.156 You can't do this anymore. 389 00:11:59.516 --> 00:12:02.577 But it was the zinger with the ring of pineapple in it. 390 00:12:03.237 --> 00:12:03.957 Sounds gross. 391 00:12:04.078 --> 00:12:04.558 I cannot. 392 00:12:04.578 --> 00:12:05.498 But it was a fuck you. 393 00:12:05.698 --> 00:12:05.958 Yum. 394 00:12:06.038 --> 00:12:06.899 It was a fuck yum. 395 00:12:06.959 --> 00:12:08.580 I don't understand how people could eat pineapple. 396 00:12:08.600 --> 00:12:09.240 Val's the same. 397 00:12:09.280 --> 00:12:10.901 But on this burger, it was so good. 398 00:12:11.001 --> 00:12:13.143 Pineapple on a burger is just not where it should be. 399 00:12:13.243 --> 00:12:13.543 I know. 400 00:12:13.563 --> 00:12:15.064 And I actually agree. 401 00:12:15.164 --> 00:12:16.725 But on this, it was so good. 402 00:12:16.745 --> 00:12:17.585 But they've taken it off. 403 00:12:17.605 --> 00:12:19.706 So now you just have to get a normal thing, which is still good. 404 00:12:19.726 --> 00:12:24.789 But the reason I was thinking about KFC is because my sister popped up into my head. 405 00:12:25.230 --> 00:12:29.832 So Kate used to work at KFC in South Perth. 406 00:12:30.033 --> 00:12:30.493 How old was she? 407 00:12:30.513 --> 00:12:30.613 Yeah. 408 00:12:30.853 --> 00:12:32.214 It was like her first job. 409 00:12:32.274 --> 00:12:32.574 Right now. 410 00:12:33.155 --> 00:12:34.096 Yeah. 411 00:12:34.156 --> 00:12:35.117 It was her first job. 412 00:12:35.217 --> 00:12:42.243 And I just remember, like, Kate was always so rich as a teenager because she'd just walk across the road. 413 00:12:42.263 --> 00:12:43.364 So she'd always do late shifts. 414 00:12:43.384 --> 00:12:47.387 She'd always pick up extra shifts because it wasn't a palaver for a parent to, like, get her to work. 415 00:12:47.407 --> 00:12:48.468 She'd just walk across the road. 416 00:12:49.208 --> 00:12:52.051 And she was known in the area. 417 00:12:52.071 --> 00:12:58.096 So it was a high school job for a number of years as if you went over to KFC on one of Kate's shifts, that she'd give you free chicken. 418 00:12:58.196 --> 00:12:58.796 Oh, stop. 419 00:12:58.816 --> 00:12:59.217 She'd just... 420 00:13:00.017 --> 00:13:06.302 And then everyone where we grew up in like South Perth, Kensington, Vic Park, stopped calling it KFC. 421 00:13:06.342 --> 00:13:07.362 It was called Kate. 422 00:13:07.603 --> 00:13:08.983 It was called Kate FC. 423 00:13:09.144 --> 00:13:09.664 Kate FC. 424 00:13:09.704 --> 00:13:10.505 Stop it. 425 00:13:10.765 --> 00:13:13.066 I was like, we're going to go down to Kate FC. 426 00:13:13.086 --> 00:13:13.907 Kate FC. 427 00:13:13.967 --> 00:13:14.387 Right? 428 00:13:14.467 --> 00:13:14.928 I love that. 429 00:13:14.948 --> 00:13:18.910 So, yeah, she used to like hook everyone up with chicken and it was the best. 430 00:13:18.970 --> 00:13:20.972 And here's the KFC hack, right? 431 00:13:20.992 --> 00:13:21.112 Right. 432 00:13:22.193 --> 00:13:25.535 If you take old KFC chicken, if you don't eat it, you just put it in the fridge. 433 00:13:25.555 --> 00:13:28.136 You know how chicken's like not very good cold? 434 00:13:28.536 --> 00:13:34.539 If you just chuck it in the oven, because it's KFC and there's like quite a lot of oil in the crunch – 435 00:13:35.373 --> 00:13:37.055 When you heat it up in the oven, it doesn't dry out. 436 00:13:37.115 --> 00:13:39.697 It goes straight back to what it was like when they cooked it for you. 437 00:13:39.737 --> 00:13:40.958 It's moist as. 438 00:13:41.138 --> 00:13:41.599 Oh, what? 439 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:42.559 It's delicious. 440 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:43.961 I just would never think to eat. 441 00:13:44.481 --> 00:13:45.742 Hot spot, the zinger. 442 00:13:46.243 --> 00:13:48.144 It's so good the next day in the oven. 443 00:13:48.184 --> 00:13:49.606 Not in the microwave, it goes soggy. 444 00:13:49.966 --> 00:13:51.067 Put it in the oven. 445 00:13:51.407 --> 00:13:52.048 You're welcome. 446 00:13:52.208 --> 00:13:53.209 It is so delicious. 447 00:13:53.889 --> 00:13:59.514 Anyway, it got back to the boss of Kate FC that it wasn't Kate FC anymore. 448 00:13:59.534 --> 00:14:00.916 It was, in fact, Kate FC. 449 00:14:01.296 --> 00:14:02.317 And she finally got sacked. 450 00:14:04.375 --> 00:14:05.736 Oh, God, they lost so much money. 451 00:14:05.856 --> 00:14:06.876 But do you know what? 452 00:14:06.896 --> 00:14:09.557 Even though she was giving out, it was almost like a gift with purchase. 453 00:14:09.577 --> 00:14:11.818 That's all she was doing was giving a gift with purchase. 454 00:14:12.319 --> 00:14:17.481 But I reckon their numbers would have just bombed after that because everyone went there because she had such a great energy. 455 00:14:17.501 --> 00:14:17.901 Yeah, yeah. 456 00:14:17.941 --> 00:14:20.322 Yeah, she gave out the odd drumstick for free. 457 00:14:20.362 --> 00:14:24.124 But she was the aura of Kate FC. 458 00:14:24.404 --> 00:14:25.705 He's probably regretting that now. 459 00:14:26.205 --> 00:14:27.105 Have you ever been fired? 460 00:14:27.806 --> 00:14:29.486 I have never been fired. 461 00:14:29.506 --> 00:14:31.007 Where have you worked as a teenager? 462 00:14:31.027 --> 00:14:31.567 Pizza Haven. 463 00:14:31.607 --> 00:14:32.208 Pizza Haven. 464 00:14:32.228 --> 00:14:32.728 Pizza Haven. 465 00:14:33.108 --> 00:14:34.549 I umpired netball. 466 00:14:36.511 --> 00:14:37.772 I, what else did I do? 467 00:14:37.812 --> 00:14:38.372 Modelled. 468 00:14:39.553 --> 00:14:42.955 I guess with modelling, like, you go to castings all the time and you don't get the gig. 469 00:14:43.356 --> 00:14:44.496 Yeah, no, that's not being fired, though. 470 00:14:44.516 --> 00:14:45.897 So that's, like, just never getting the job. 471 00:14:45.938 --> 00:14:49.520 I reckon models get about 5% to 10% of what they cast or audition for. 472 00:14:49.540 --> 00:14:50.981 So there's a lot of rejection. 473 00:14:51.041 --> 00:14:51.382 Yeah. 474 00:14:51.402 --> 00:14:52.362 But I've got a thick skin. 475 00:14:52.402 --> 00:14:54.444 That's why I give zero Fs about anything. 476 00:14:54.464 --> 00:14:55.805 It's like, meh, I'm used to it. 477 00:14:56.245 --> 00:14:57.426 What else have I done? 478 00:14:57.446 --> 00:14:57.526 Hmm. 479 00:14:59.688 --> 00:15:00.609 Yeah, I don't think I have. 480 00:15:01.009 --> 00:15:03.412 When I've left jobs, it's always been of my choosing. 481 00:15:03.592 --> 00:15:03.892 Yeah. 482 00:15:04.012 --> 00:15:04.833 Where we're like, okay, bye. 483 00:15:04.853 --> 00:15:05.854 And they're like, okay, bye. 484 00:15:05.934 --> 00:15:06.114 Right. 485 00:15:06.194 --> 00:15:08.336 That was fun while it lasted, but now it's over. 486 00:15:08.356 --> 00:15:08.557 Yeah. 487 00:15:08.597 --> 00:15:08.837 Yeah. 488 00:15:08.977 --> 00:15:11.540 Yeah, I've never got the tap on the shoulder. 489 00:15:11.560 --> 00:15:12.260 Yeah. 490 00:15:12.300 --> 00:15:13.341 Too much of a goody two-shoes. 491 00:15:13.361 --> 00:15:14.462 I didn't even wag at school. 492 00:15:14.623 --> 00:15:15.383 Yeah, either did I. 493 00:15:15.423 --> 00:15:15.804 Didn't you? 494 00:15:15.924 --> 00:15:16.084 No. 495 00:15:16.264 --> 00:15:16.484 I was. 496 00:15:16.564 --> 00:15:17.125 Did your friends? 497 00:15:17.786 --> 00:15:18.306 Not really. 498 00:15:18.326 --> 00:15:23.611 The first group of friends I started to hang out with when I first got to Noosa, they were a little bit naughty. 499 00:15:23.631 --> 00:15:23.731 Yeah. 500 00:15:24.532 --> 00:15:25.133 What did they do? 501 00:15:25.333 --> 00:15:26.894 I think because we were in year eight, year seven. 502 00:15:27.274 --> 00:15:28.815 Well, no, I didn't do year seven, actually. 503 00:15:28.835 --> 00:15:29.436 I skipped year seven. 504 00:15:29.456 --> 00:15:32.298 I went straight from year six to year eight because I was so smart. 505 00:15:34.519 --> 00:15:35.680 No, because of the age. 506 00:15:35.720 --> 00:15:38.242 In Queensland, they didn't have prep when I was living there. 507 00:15:38.262 --> 00:15:39.843 That's the same as WA. 508 00:15:39.883 --> 00:15:40.564 WA, yeah. 509 00:15:40.604 --> 00:15:41.565 So I skipped a whole year. 510 00:15:41.585 --> 00:15:42.565 So I'd say year eight. 511 00:15:42.585 --> 00:15:44.086 So year eight's actually first of high school. 512 00:15:44.827 --> 00:15:50.391 And the first lot of girls I started hanging out with, they were a little bit naughty, but they weren't leaving the school grounds. 513 00:15:50.411 --> 00:15:51.132 So they would like... 514 00:15:51.772 --> 00:15:52.932 wagging just the toilets. 515 00:15:53.112 --> 00:15:54.453 What were they doing in the toilets? 516 00:15:54.733 --> 00:15:55.293 Oh, no, nothing. 517 00:15:55.413 --> 00:15:55.873 Oh, really? 518 00:15:55.913 --> 00:15:57.533 No, just sitting there giggling. 519 00:15:57.573 --> 00:15:59.814 Like we were like... Wagging the toilets? 520 00:15:59.834 --> 00:16:00.474 Wagging the toilets. 521 00:16:00.514 --> 00:16:03.734 And get some tissue and put water in it and throw it around? 522 00:16:03.955 --> 00:16:06.695 No, we just sit in the toilets and just chat. 523 00:16:07.075 --> 00:16:07.615 Oh, what? 524 00:16:07.655 --> 00:16:09.896 Yeah, and so I... Oh, my God, you should have come to my school. 525 00:16:09.996 --> 00:16:10.316 Oh, no. 526 00:16:10.336 --> 00:16:12.276 Oh, the shit that went down in those toilets. 527 00:16:12.776 --> 00:16:13.637 Oh, God, no, no. 528 00:16:13.697 --> 00:16:15.677 Well, maybe when we were older, but... 529 00:16:16.394 --> 00:16:17.535 I was never involved in that. 530 00:16:17.855 --> 00:16:19.436 I was just me in a public toilet. 531 00:16:19.496 --> 00:16:19.837 Sorry. 532 00:16:19.857 --> 00:16:21.578 I'd hold on to dear life. 533 00:16:21.618 --> 00:16:25.281 But I remember this one time I just had my English teacher, Mr. McMullen. 534 00:16:25.561 --> 00:16:26.402 He was so lovely. 535 00:16:26.422 --> 00:16:29.724 He was a surfer, really cool teacher, long hair. 536 00:16:30.344 --> 00:16:33.187 And our class was such a shit class. 537 00:16:33.247 --> 00:16:35.829 It was like all the naughty kids were put into one class. 538 00:16:36.889 --> 00:16:41.213 and no one kind of knew what type of person I was because I was obviously coming from Melbourne. 539 00:16:41.614 --> 00:16:45.177 So I got put into this classroom and then a whole bunch of the girls, like, let's go wag into the toilets. 540 00:16:45.637 --> 00:16:47.960 And I was like, oh, my gosh, I'm going to get in so much trouble. 541 00:16:48.240 --> 00:16:49.221 So I told my mum. 542 00:16:49.681 --> 00:16:51.363 I then told the teacher and said... 543 00:16:51.763 --> 00:16:52.484 Where was your mum? 544 00:16:52.524 --> 00:16:53.265 How did you tell your mum? 545 00:16:53.285 --> 00:16:54.026 Mum was at home. 546 00:16:54.146 --> 00:16:54.306 Oh. 547 00:16:54.447 --> 00:16:56.890 And I said to mum, like, this is what's happening tomorrow. 548 00:16:57.090 --> 00:16:57.631 Oh, okay. 549 00:16:57.651 --> 00:16:58.392 It was the day before. 550 00:16:58.412 --> 00:16:58.952 Yeah, yeah. 551 00:16:59.073 --> 00:17:01.275 And then I went to school and I saw Miss McMullen. 552 00:17:01.295 --> 00:17:08.745 I was like, hey, just letting you know, in period three in your class, a whole bunch of us are going to be wagging in these toilets in this, like, this block. 553 00:17:09.311 --> 00:17:09.931 So catch us. 554 00:17:10.191 --> 00:17:11.912 So you are a little snitch. 555 00:17:11.932 --> 00:17:12.912 I was such a snitch. 556 00:17:13.092 --> 00:17:16.073 And then he came in about 15 minutes after the class had started. 557 00:17:16.473 --> 00:17:18.474 He's like, girls, get out of the bathroom. 558 00:17:18.494 --> 00:17:20.594 I was like, oh, my gosh. 559 00:17:20.834 --> 00:17:23.615 And then they all got in trouble and I didn't. 560 00:17:23.635 --> 00:17:25.196 They're all like, why did you not get in trouble? 561 00:17:25.216 --> 00:17:26.616 I was like, oh, I don't know. 562 00:17:26.716 --> 00:17:28.617 Like, I don't even know how I got onto you. 563 00:17:28.637 --> 00:17:29.837 Well, no, I was too young. 564 00:17:29.877 --> 00:17:32.498 I think they were all just too young and dumb to know that I snitched. 565 00:17:32.518 --> 00:17:33.358 They didn't think that you snitched. 566 00:17:33.378 --> 00:17:33.478 Yeah. 567 00:17:33.978 --> 00:17:39.022 Anyway, and I never, well, that was the only time I wagged and I dubbed us all in and that was it. 568 00:17:39.042 --> 00:17:39.843 Oh, that is so funny. 569 00:17:39.863 --> 00:17:41.044 But also never got fired. 570 00:17:41.864 --> 00:17:44.306 I think I was just so scared to not being liked. 571 00:17:44.446 --> 00:17:45.947 I was so scared to get in trouble. 572 00:17:46.248 --> 00:17:46.488 Yeah. 573 00:17:46.708 --> 00:17:48.409 I was so scared to get a reputation. 574 00:17:48.469 --> 00:17:50.591 So I just like coloured into the lines. 575 00:17:50.671 --> 00:17:53.833 Yeah, yeah, you were a goody two shoes. 576 00:17:53.853 --> 00:17:56.996 Yeah, never came home drunk, vomiting, never did that. 577 00:17:57.016 --> 00:17:58.077 Didn't you? 578 00:17:58.397 --> 00:17:58.657 Never. 579 00:17:58.757 --> 00:17:59.658 Never in high school. 580 00:18:00.018 --> 00:18:00.218 Never. 581 00:18:00.238 --> 00:18:00.859 Because I've seen you. 582 00:18:00.879 --> 00:18:01.619 I did it at 34. 583 00:18:03.200 --> 00:18:03.660 I did it. 584 00:18:03.920 --> 00:18:05.121 I've seen this a few times. 585 00:18:05.381 --> 00:18:06.361 I've done it at 30. 586 00:18:06.581 --> 00:18:07.121 I was like between. 587 00:18:07.142 --> 00:18:08.302 Yeah, but never in high school. 588 00:18:08.322 --> 00:18:09.662 The last three years I've come home. 589 00:18:10.423 --> 00:18:10.923 I'm trying to think. 590 00:18:10.943 --> 00:18:13.524 I was thinking of the time when you drank that weird Armenian wine with Jerry. 591 00:18:13.544 --> 00:18:14.124 Oh, my God, with Jerry. 592 00:18:14.144 --> 00:18:14.224 Yes. 593 00:18:14.284 --> 00:18:20.166 And then you passed out in the front yard and you were vomiting and then you vomited in the car and you went to go out the window, but the window was wound up. 594 00:18:20.186 --> 00:18:22.307 So when you went to vomit out the window, it splashed back on your face. 595 00:18:22.387 --> 00:18:22.867 Oh, my God. 596 00:18:22.907 --> 00:18:23.667 Yeah, like whatever. 597 00:18:23.747 --> 00:18:26.268 I don't even remember what happened. 598 00:18:26.288 --> 00:18:27.328 But that was as a 30-year-old. 599 00:18:27.368 --> 00:18:28.209 Never as a teenager. 600 00:18:28.229 --> 00:18:31.170 That was three years ago and it was the worst hangover in my life and I've never had a 601 00:18:32.710 --> 00:18:34.152 Yeah, you've been good since then. 602 00:18:34.352 --> 00:18:36.575 Yeah, I think it's like the worst hangover. 603 00:18:36.635 --> 00:18:38.638 Nothing could have ever been worse. 604 00:18:39.198 --> 00:18:44.565 So everything, when I have a few drinks and wake up next morning, I'm like, oh, I feel fabulous because I'll never be that bad. 605 00:18:44.585 --> 00:18:45.666 Never be as bad as what you were. 606 00:18:45.686 --> 00:18:47.508 But that was, it was like this full... 607 00:18:48.369 --> 00:18:49.349 It was so bad. 608 00:18:49.430 --> 00:18:50.890 Geri and I were so sick on it. 609 00:18:50.910 --> 00:18:52.791 We didn't realize it was like, we thought it was a wine. 610 00:18:52.811 --> 00:18:53.211 It was potent. 611 00:18:53.351 --> 00:18:53.691 But it was like. 612 00:18:53.791 --> 00:18:54.972 It's Armenian wine, right? 613 00:18:54.992 --> 00:18:55.852 It was something, yeah. 614 00:18:55.932 --> 00:18:56.893 Or Albanian wine. 615 00:18:56.913 --> 00:18:58.173 It was something ridiculous. 616 00:18:58.253 --> 00:19:01.134 But I am traumatized from that. 617 00:19:01.755 --> 00:19:04.556 And yeah, so I think as a teenager, I was so scared of vomiting. 618 00:19:04.576 --> 00:19:06.497 I had such a phobia and fear. 619 00:19:06.517 --> 00:19:07.437 Of vomiting, yeah. 620 00:19:07.497 --> 00:19:08.658 But I never came home drunk. 621 00:19:08.678 --> 00:19:11.018 But also mum put me in a job at like 14 to 9 months. 622 00:19:11.039 --> 00:19:11.919 I was working at Billabong. 623 00:19:12.499 --> 00:19:13.440 Yeah, that's right. 624 00:19:13.460 --> 00:19:14.421 So you had to go to work. 625 00:19:14.441 --> 00:19:15.002 I had to go to work. 626 00:19:15.042 --> 00:19:15.962 I couldn't be hungover. 627 00:19:15.982 --> 00:19:16.883 So, yeah. 628 00:19:17.184 --> 00:19:18.465 Well, I went out. 629 00:19:18.605 --> 00:19:19.346 I kissed boys. 630 00:19:19.586 --> 00:19:20.827 I drank too much at parties. 631 00:19:21.267 --> 00:19:23.069 I tripped over in bushes. 632 00:19:23.670 --> 00:19:25.892 I slept over at friends' houses. 633 00:19:26.312 --> 00:19:27.733 Well, I lied about what their parents did. 634 00:19:28.074 --> 00:19:29.635 I'd say, oh, I'm at such and such's house. 635 00:19:29.675 --> 00:19:32.178 And really, I was at the naughty girl's house who's – 636 00:19:32.758 --> 00:19:34.659 Parents, one was a pimp, one was a prostitute. 637 00:19:34.739 --> 00:19:35.080 Stop. 638 00:19:36.280 --> 00:19:36.861 Oh, my God. 639 00:19:36.881 --> 00:19:38.422 You've lived a colourful life. 640 00:19:38.582 --> 00:19:44.946 So now when our kids are at this age where they're starting to go to parties and I'm like, do you know what, guys? 641 00:19:45.386 --> 00:19:46.307 I'm a millennial. 642 00:19:47.007 --> 00:19:47.848 I have done it all. 643 00:19:48.268 --> 00:19:49.189 I have seen it all. 644 00:19:49.629 --> 00:19:51.050 I have friends who didn't make it. 645 00:19:51.550 --> 00:19:52.931 I have got friends who are in jail. 646 00:19:53.071 --> 00:19:54.372 I've got friends who have passed away. 647 00:19:54.732 --> 00:19:55.072 Yeah. 648 00:19:55.312 --> 00:19:56.652 Because we have seen it all. 649 00:19:56.693 --> 00:19:59.473 We were like the millennials. 650 00:19:59.553 --> 00:20:00.213 You name it. 651 00:20:00.593 --> 00:20:01.294 We've seen it. 652 00:20:01.314 --> 00:20:01.734 We've seen it. 653 00:20:01.754 --> 00:20:04.274 Actually, I've seen it all, but I never did any of it all. 654 00:20:04.334 --> 00:20:05.475 Like, I was so good. 655 00:20:05.495 --> 00:20:07.655 Well, I always had my wits about me, right? 656 00:20:08.355 --> 00:20:11.196 So I'd like drink parties and stuff. 657 00:20:11.216 --> 00:20:15.337 But like when I could say, oh, there's such and such there, and I'll say to them, I'm like, okay, cool. 658 00:20:15.357 --> 00:20:18.958 So if you guys ever get in trouble and you need to be picked up and you end up somewhere where – 659 00:20:19.458 --> 00:20:20.459 You weren't meant to be. 660 00:20:20.499 --> 00:20:22.241 You need to call me and I'll come and rescue you. 661 00:20:22.281 --> 00:20:23.002 Because I'm the parent. 662 00:20:23.022 --> 00:20:24.243 Because I've been there and I've done it. 663 00:20:24.643 --> 00:20:25.845 I'm the one who's going to come and rescue you. 664 00:20:25.865 --> 00:20:28.287 But if you bullshit me, then I can't save you. 665 00:20:28.347 --> 00:20:28.607 Yeah, yeah. 666 00:20:28.688 --> 00:20:29.829 And you'll be in such big trouble. 667 00:20:29.949 --> 00:20:30.049 Yeah. 668 00:20:30.069 --> 00:20:30.770 And they're like, what? 669 00:20:30.950 --> 00:20:33.733 And then I rattled off some of the stories of what some of my friends had done. 670 00:20:34.393 --> 00:20:35.354 And they were like, shit, mum. 671 00:20:35.374 --> 00:20:37.256 I'm like, yeah, mate, you can't pull the wool over my eyes. 672 00:20:37.336 --> 00:20:37.697 Yeah, yeah. 673 00:20:37.717 --> 00:20:38.958 You cannot pull the wool over my eyes. 674 00:20:38.978 --> 00:20:41.260 I went to a public school in Perth. 675 00:20:41.901 --> 00:20:44.923 You know how you were saying you guys were hanging out in the toilets wagging? 676 00:20:45.303 --> 00:20:51.707 This group of girls in my year, I wasn't part of this group, they'd go in the toilets and have drugs in the toilets during school day. 677 00:20:51.847 --> 00:20:52.147 Yeah. 678 00:20:52.407 --> 00:20:55.129 At our school, there was a lot going on. 679 00:20:55.389 --> 00:20:55.489 Yeah. 680 00:20:55.629 --> 00:21:03.353 And there were people who, you know, in year nine were doing stuff at skate parks, in nightclubs, you know, doing lots of illegal things. 681 00:21:03.373 --> 00:21:03.614 No, it was. 682 00:21:03.634 --> 00:21:04.874 Stringing, selling drugs. 683 00:21:05.054 --> 00:21:06.295 These are 14-year-olds. 684 00:21:06.355 --> 00:21:09.357 Yeah, no, I have to say, like, I know a lot of people that, 685 00:21:09.881 --> 00:21:11.988 did that when I was at school, but they weren't part of 686 00:21:12.668 --> 00:21:13.649 I didn't really hang out with them. 687 00:21:13.689 --> 00:21:14.049 Yeah, same. 688 00:21:14.069 --> 00:21:16.550 They were on the periphery because I was scared of these girls. 689 00:21:16.631 --> 00:21:17.111 I was scared. 690 00:21:17.131 --> 00:21:17.651 I was so scared. 691 00:21:17.691 --> 00:21:18.932 I was more scared of my mum. 692 00:21:20.173 --> 00:21:22.494 And she really dictated who I hung out with. 693 00:21:22.674 --> 00:21:23.195 Yeah. 694 00:21:23.375 --> 00:21:27.597 I didn't realise the dictation of like how she engineered. 695 00:21:27.698 --> 00:21:28.998 Engineered my friendship group. 696 00:21:29.018 --> 00:21:29.759 Yeah. 697 00:21:29.779 --> 00:21:31.500 Well, I was just always at netball, thank God. 698 00:21:31.520 --> 00:21:34.222 Well, I was too smart to really hang out with those girls. 699 00:21:34.242 --> 00:21:41.026 But they were on the periphery because I needed not to be an enemy of those girls because they were like bullies and they would like getting fights and stuff. 700 00:21:41.246 --> 00:21:41.606 Yeah, yeah. 701 00:21:41.807 --> 00:21:46.510 And they were doing crazy stuff, sex, drugs, illegal stuff at that age. 702 00:21:47.130 --> 00:21:49.012 But then you don't want to be an enemy because then they're talking to you. 703 00:21:49.032 --> 00:21:49.312 No, you don't. 704 00:21:49.352 --> 00:21:50.352 So you're just nice to them. 705 00:21:50.372 --> 00:21:52.874 But then if they're at a party, I'm like, I'm not going to that party. 706 00:21:53.034 --> 00:21:53.755 Yeah. 707 00:21:54.075 --> 00:21:56.737 Because you don't want to get attached or caught up, right? 708 00:21:56.817 --> 00:22:00.600 I would go to the parties, but I would just kind of like keep my arms distance from them. 709 00:22:01.000 --> 00:22:02.801 Mum always picked them up, dropped me off. 710 00:22:02.821 --> 00:22:03.562 She always did that. 711 00:22:03.662 --> 00:22:07.865 And then I would come home at probably about 17, 18 was when I was kind of, you know, 712 00:22:08.525 --> 00:22:10.229 colouring outside the lines a little bit. 713 00:22:10.249 --> 00:22:12.614 But I'd come home and go, Mum, guess what? 714 00:22:12.855 --> 00:22:15.541 So this person did this, this, this, this, this, this, this. 715 00:22:15.661 --> 00:22:17.505 And I would say all the things that was going on. 716 00:22:17.545 --> 00:22:18.227 And Mum would sit there and go, 717 00:22:20.654 --> 00:22:24.197 And then like about when I was like 20, 21, mum's like, and I was telling her like some stories. 718 00:22:24.217 --> 00:22:26.299 And she's like, no, I remember you telling me that story. 719 00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:27.460 And I think that was more you. 720 00:22:27.480 --> 00:22:33.565 I would like tell her like this girl kissed this boy tonight and this is what happened and blah, blah, blah. 721 00:22:33.605 --> 00:22:34.886 And mum's like, I wasn't dumb. 722 00:22:34.906 --> 00:22:36.728 I knew you were telling me your own story. 723 00:22:37.408 --> 00:22:41.272 I was just trying to get, but like that's how I kind of like kept the communication. 724 00:22:41.292 --> 00:22:43.053 But I was still pretty good. 725 00:22:43.093 --> 00:22:45.135 Like, God, I got married and had babies at 20. 726 00:22:45.255 --> 00:22:45.375 Yeah. 727 00:22:45.555 --> 00:22:45.896 Yeah. 728 00:22:45.936 --> 00:22:47.678 Like I was a full like. 729 00:22:47.698 --> 00:22:49.020 Yeah, you were good. 730 00:22:49.080 --> 00:22:51.162 Maybe I was so bad that I had to do that. 731 00:22:52.527 --> 00:22:54.888 I re-written the whole narrative. 732 00:22:55.088 --> 00:22:56.528 No, I was pretty good. 733 00:22:56.588 --> 00:22:57.128 I was pretty good. 734 00:22:57.188 --> 00:22:57.928 I was, yeah, good. 735 00:22:58.068 --> 00:22:59.069 A little bit naughty. 736 00:22:59.349 --> 00:22:59.669 Yeah. 737 00:22:59.869 --> 00:23:01.309 Actually, I had fake ID. 738 00:23:01.349 --> 00:23:01.909 I was sneaking. 739 00:23:01.929 --> 00:23:02.669 No, I had a fake ID. 740 00:23:02.729 --> 00:23:03.530 I wasn't doing elite. 741 00:23:03.610 --> 00:23:04.570 I wasn't down that. 742 00:23:04.590 --> 00:23:05.570 Yeah, I wasn't doing drugs. 743 00:23:05.630 --> 00:23:07.130 I wasn't having sex in public places. 744 00:23:07.150 --> 00:23:09.151 You weren't selling drugs, distributing bloody nightclubs. 745 00:23:09.171 --> 00:23:10.591 No, I wasn't doing any of that. 746 00:23:10.631 --> 00:23:11.892 No, I wasn't doing any of that. 747 00:23:11.932 --> 00:23:16.413 But just if you're listening, kiddos, millennials, you can't pull the wool over our eyes. 748 00:23:16.633 --> 00:23:18.153 We've done it or we've seen it. 749 00:23:18.293 --> 00:23:18.553 Yeah. 750 00:23:18.593 --> 00:23:18.873 Right? 751 00:23:19.213 --> 00:23:20.254 We've been your age. 752 00:23:20.674 --> 00:23:22.234 And trust me, where we come from, 753 00:23:22.934 --> 00:23:23.214 Yeah. 754 00:23:23.334 --> 00:23:23.875 Yeah. 755 00:23:23.895 --> 00:23:24.255 Good luck. 756 00:23:24.395 --> 00:23:24.935 Good luck. 757 00:23:24.975 --> 00:23:26.176 You wouldn't last a day. 758 00:23:26.256 --> 00:23:30.698 And you know what the other thing is, is that we were doing it without social media. 759 00:23:30.758 --> 00:23:31.858 So it's like all hidden. 760 00:23:32.199 --> 00:23:33.019 Guess what, kids? 761 00:23:33.559 --> 00:23:34.640 We see everything. 762 00:23:34.660 --> 00:23:34.960 Everything. 763 00:23:34.980 --> 00:23:35.660 Everything. 764 00:23:35.740 --> 00:23:36.721 And you're being tracked. 765 00:23:36.741 --> 00:23:37.001 Yeah. 766 00:23:37.181 --> 00:23:37.461 Yeah. 767 00:23:37.481 --> 00:23:37.621 Yeah. 768 00:23:37.921 --> 00:23:39.902 And it's because we're millennial parents. 769 00:23:39.942 --> 00:23:41.623 That's why your life's 360. 770 00:23:42.043 --> 00:23:43.804 We know what our friends were doing. 771 00:23:44.324 --> 00:23:45.445 That's why you're being tracked 24-7. 772 00:23:45.485 --> 00:23:46.025 Yeah. 773 00:23:46.285 --> 00:23:48.226 Sometimes I've got Apple tags in your shoes, kids. 774 00:23:51.968 --> 00:23:54.129 All right, guys, we love this. 775 00:23:54.209 --> 00:23:58.071 We love our listeners sliding into our DMs on Vanish Podcast. 776 00:23:58.491 --> 00:24:00.673 On our Instagram, we've got a few questions we're going to answer. 777 00:24:00.693 --> 00:24:03.314 Hi, you crazy, gorgeous girls. 778 00:24:03.614 --> 00:24:09.918 I'd love to hear your review on how you're going with your keratin bond extensions as opposed to the wefts. 779 00:24:10.118 --> 00:24:14.020 I've had a weft for a while and I'm really eager to hear how you're enjoying your bonds. 780 00:24:14.500 --> 00:24:15.520 Thank you so much. 781 00:24:15.961 --> 00:24:16.981 I love your potty. 782 00:24:17.662 --> 00:24:18.802 By the way, this is Kathy. 783 00:24:19.202 --> 00:24:19.683 Thank you. 784 00:24:19.943 --> 00:24:20.223 Bye. 785 00:24:21.021 --> 00:24:22.122 Oh, well, I'm loving mine. 786 00:24:22.362 --> 00:24:22.923 What about you? 787 00:24:23.423 --> 00:24:27.807 Oh, the keratin bond experience has been so good. 788 00:24:27.827 --> 00:24:31.890 Yeah, it's just the whole like not going and getting them lifted every five to six weeks. 789 00:24:31.910 --> 00:24:32.591 Yeah, so we are. 790 00:24:32.611 --> 00:24:34.092 We got them done August 1st. 791 00:24:34.172 --> 00:24:34.833 Yeah. 792 00:24:34.853 --> 00:24:35.693 So October. 793 00:24:36.054 --> 00:24:37.475 We're three months in. 794 00:24:37.515 --> 00:24:38.956 Hang on, is that August, September 1st? 795 00:24:39.796 --> 00:24:40.776 We're three months in. 796 00:24:40.896 --> 00:24:43.797 I would say like the bonds, they are growing out a bit. 797 00:24:43.897 --> 00:24:53.378 So when I tried to do my hair half up, half down the other day, you could actually see them all hanging there, which was a bit annoying because I was hoping that they would be concealed. 798 00:24:53.859 --> 00:24:54.599 So that was annoying. 799 00:24:54.899 --> 00:24:56.839 But otherwise, they're really good. 800 00:24:56.859 --> 00:24:58.079 They've maintained their colour. 801 00:24:58.259 --> 00:25:04.700 It's my natural colour on top that keeps going warm and brassy that I have to tone down to match my extensions. 802 00:25:04.720 --> 00:25:06.141 The extensions have not changed. 803 00:25:06.401 --> 00:25:07.881 So I would say the quality... 804 00:25:08.701 --> 00:25:09.061 It's good. 805 00:25:09.081 --> 00:25:10.242 They did get a bit long. 806 00:25:10.282 --> 00:25:12.842 So I had Marie Uwe chop about five centimetres off. 807 00:25:12.902 --> 00:25:14.323 I need to get mine chopped off badly. 808 00:25:14.343 --> 00:25:18.204 But then I'm like, I think I need to change them over in about a month's time. 809 00:25:18.264 --> 00:25:18.624 Yeah. 810 00:25:18.644 --> 00:25:20.905 So they say you change them every four to six months. 811 00:25:20.925 --> 00:25:22.865 So two to three times a year. 812 00:25:23.325 --> 00:25:28.587 What I will say is as they grow out, they do start getting in the way of each other a bit and getting a bit stuck. 813 00:25:28.987 --> 00:25:33.530 I feel like at the top of my bonding, it feels like, I don't know, because I can't see them. 814 00:25:33.550 --> 00:25:34.731 Like, is there a dreadlock? 815 00:25:34.771 --> 00:25:35.271 I'm not sure. 816 00:25:35.311 --> 00:25:41.374 Yeah, that's what my sister said with hers, that sometimes as they grow out, they kind of rub into each other and get stuck on each other. 817 00:25:41.815 --> 00:25:44.736 And I did separate one the other day, but I think for three months in, 818 00:25:45.777 --> 00:25:47.098 They're pretty bloody good. 819 00:25:47.338 --> 00:25:49.661 I just love a big fat pony. 820 00:25:50.301 --> 00:25:50.661 Same. 821 00:25:50.842 --> 00:25:51.042 Same. 822 00:25:51.062 --> 00:25:52.623 And you know what I love about them as well? 823 00:25:53.224 --> 00:25:57.087 I feel like my time drying my hair is a lot less. 824 00:25:57.287 --> 00:26:00.490 I felt like when I had the weft, my drying would take like 45 minutes to dry my hair. 825 00:26:00.510 --> 00:26:02.732 Yeah, because it gets really wet at the root of the weft. 826 00:26:02.972 --> 00:26:04.434 Yeah, and it's really thick. 827 00:26:04.454 --> 00:26:07.777 Well, I feel like with Kerrington Bonding, it's just more loose. 828 00:26:07.837 --> 00:26:08.978 It's easier to dry your hair. 829 00:26:09.018 --> 00:26:10.779 So I feel like I spend a lot less time... 830 00:26:11.760 --> 00:26:12.960 styling my hair these days. 831 00:26:13.020 --> 00:26:13.220 Yeah. 832 00:26:13.921 --> 00:26:18.402 I'm only washing my hair once a week and then dry shampoo in between and it just holds it really well. 833 00:26:18.482 --> 00:26:21.262 It actually holds just a blow-dry brush really well. 834 00:26:21.322 --> 00:26:26.043 And then I'll just flick the ends under with some dry shampoo in the top as I need. 835 00:26:26.103 --> 00:26:27.184 So, yeah. 836 00:26:27.404 --> 00:26:29.004 I personally am enjoying them. 837 00:26:29.024 --> 00:26:32.785 I am really liking them and I'm going to book him. 838 00:26:32.805 --> 00:26:37.086 We will book him with Maureen like maybe another month or two to get them done before Christmas. 839 00:26:37.226 --> 00:26:37.326 Yeah. 840 00:26:37.506 --> 00:26:39.048 But yeah, I'm here for the long road. 841 00:26:39.068 --> 00:26:39.808 I'm not going back. 842 00:26:39.908 --> 00:26:40.529 And you know what? 843 00:26:40.709 --> 00:26:45.874 The other thing I really like about it is I know that as we get older, we start to lose hair at the front of our face. 844 00:26:46.575 --> 00:26:52.621 And with the Kerrington bonding, you can actually put in pieces in there to kind of thicken that front part up, which is what I really love. 845 00:26:52.681 --> 00:26:52.942 Yeah. 846 00:26:52.982 --> 00:26:53.222 Yeah. 847 00:26:53.682 --> 00:26:54.783 I'm loving them. 848 00:26:55.164 --> 00:26:55.644 Same. 849 00:26:55.724 --> 00:26:56.425 They're so good. 850 00:26:56.665 --> 00:26:58.147 And yeah, the quality's great. 851 00:26:58.647 --> 00:26:59.308 Not looking back. 852 00:26:59.368 --> 00:27:00.469 I'm ready for my next set. 853 00:27:00.649 --> 00:27:00.890 Yep. 854 00:27:01.230 --> 00:27:01.530 Same. 855 00:27:01.911 --> 00:27:03.452 So guys, keep your questions coming through. 856 00:27:03.492 --> 00:27:04.473 We love hearing from you. 857 00:27:04.493 --> 00:27:06.475 We will hear from you in our next episode. 858 00:27:06.575 --> 00:27:07.116 Bye for now. 859 00:27:07.556 --> 00:27:07.917 Bye-bye.