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So I'm just going to keep this here, so in case I need to... Whiskey, David Doe, I'm going to buy two. Three of them are in the building. You can only save one. Who'd I save? Be careful. We don't remove things in our interview. Hello, everyone. I welcome you all to the biggest show, award-winning podcast, Curiosity Made Me Ask.

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I remain your humble host, be you, Barbie. Our guest today is that Big Bom Bom interviewer. I'm sure you all know her. Although she was only popular during the Amma Kip Kip and Carrot Jeans era. That's you.

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First of all, your ass is almost as big as mine, so where are you going with that? And are you actually ready to shoot? Is this what you're wearing? I only introduced you. Okay. How did you get to do my ass? Because I like to be professional, so I'm looking at you and I'm thinking, is this what you're going to wear?

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What should I do? Who is coming to my set? I mean, do you... You don't want to brush your hair, you don't want to change, you don't want to cream yourself. Look at your knees. I should cream myself. Look at how actually your knees are. Look at your feet. Is it Beyonce that is coming on my show? If it was Beyonce, you wouldn't be the one hosting this show. Honestly. But look at your feet. You look like you've been walking through the valley of the shadow of death. Sorry, continue. We'll just add the introduction and you said this much.

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Okay, sorry, my apologies. Are you sure you need this platform? Be careful. Continue, please. Be careful. So, Haibo. Okay. Okay, I'm sure you're shocked that I'm speaking your language. I'm not South African. You're not South African? I'm Nigerian. I'm a Yoruba girl. But they say, South-a-lo-ni- South-a-lo-ni-di-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni

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I'm, I have always been a Yoruba. I've never claimed anything else. I'm a Yoruba girl. I'm so sorry. I assume because of the obvious. Well, you know what they say about assumptions. When you assume, you make an ass out of yourself. Exactly, an ass. Yes. Out of you, not me. Can I, I've got a gift for you. A gift? Now, now. I've got a gift for you, yes. Can I get my bag? Can they bring my bag? Please let me have my bag. You're not impressed.

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Yeah, I always like to bring gifts for people. That's really nice. Okay. So, because I'm a very classy chick, I'm going to do my best to make sure we're classy on this set. But if you misbehave, this is for you. So I'm just going to keep this here, so in case I need to... I'm just going to keep this here like this. That's the gift. Yes. And because you also look like you steal.

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Like right now, please come and take this back. Before we go ahead, I want to be sure you are glad and happy to be here. Well, glad and happy is like a stretch, but I mean, when my management told me about this, I was like, you know what? I haven't done a lot of charity work this year. I'd like to help out up and coming. Mama, the question is, are you happy? You know what? Never mind. Okay, I'm okay. If she's not happy, I'm sure the chair is happy.

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very, very happy that you are here. So we'll move on to the question. You've interviewed so many big artists, but two people or three are the most shocking for me. This kid, David Doe, I think you've interviewed Bonaboy too. Yes. And that's, that's actually amazing. And I'm shocked that how did you get to do it? Is it that you just did, you paid them with 360, just 360 for them and they agreed. Oh.

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No, I asked them, they had projects, we had stuff to talk about and they agreed to come on the show.

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And I've interviewed them more than two or three times. All of them more than two or three times. And yes, when they just started, I'm sure they were easy then to get. Now they fly private jet. Now they... But I'm not on radio anymore. Back in the days, that's where when they did, back when I was broke here, it was broke here then. But I'm not on radio anymore.

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I'm just saying. Okay. Have you had any of them on your show? My interview is not about me. Okay. It's not about me. It's amazing that you've seen, you've met with Whiskey, David Doe. Mm-hmm. But who's your favorite? I wouldn't say I have a favorite. I knew all of them when they started. I've watched their careers progress. I can't say I have a favorite because I love how far everybody has come. And I'm like quite proud of all of them.

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Do you think you can do the impossible and feature them again, like Whiskey and David Doe? What, together? No, not together. You can do the impossible and feature any of them. Whiskey, David Doe or Bonav. I used impossible because... What is impossible? Nothing is impossible. For you to interview them again.

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Well, it depends on the platform that I have. When I was on radio, it made way more sense to kind of have them on. They had albums, they had different things. And to be honest, most of them are, I think at least two of them are not mainly in Nigeria anymore. So, you know, I think Whiskey and David are not really in Nigeria a lot, as much as they used to be. Oh, good, that's the excuse you're giving. Because you don't have money for flight tickets to go interview them with Fadier. I don't have, I don't, what did you say? You can't afford flight tickets. I can't afford what?

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Will you say social media has made TV and radio less relevant? Has. Not have. Has. I was testing your... I was testing... Is English your first language? I wanted to check whether you know what you're doing. Okay. You understand? You actually understand? Leave me alone now. Leave me alone now. This is like this. English is hard for you. It's not my first language. It's not my first language. We'll remove that. Social media...

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you okay what what what are you stuttering what's going on or do you need me to help you read the question moving on social media has not as has has don't let o do do i take over your speech has social media has made tv and

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radio less relevant today. Right. Do you blame top and definitely doing better than you interviewers like me for taking food out of your mouth? Do you think we are to blame? Interviewers like us that are doing well. What are you doing? Well. Do you think in two, three, four years' time, do you think your show will still be relevant? Why not? I have interviews that I did 10 years ago that still get posted. What about you?

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It's not because of you that they are being posted though. It's because of the people that you featured though. Well, the people that I featured did so many interviews, but my interviews get featured a lot. What do you think you have? What are you bringing to the table in this entertainment industry? You can't compare your interviews with mine. Yes, because your interviews- Me, I ask very brilliant questions. You, you're so risky. Your interviews- You have crush on Genevieve.

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Oh, anti-genic, what is that? You cannot do that. That shows how small-minded you are. Because if you watch the full interview, we talk about different things. We talked about their musical directions, what inspires them, what they would love to do. But what are you talking about? I came here, you just started talking about big bum bum. Can you see how foolish you are? I'm talking about what you have. That's my own. You want to blame me? Let's talk about what you have. As she knees, as she toes.

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Okay, do you have, it's my lotion in my bag. Let's give him some, you know. I have lots of lotions at all. Are you sure? Because if you do like this now, fire might start because your hands are so ashy. But you know what? I'm here to help you. I'm going to send you some lotion. How? Yeah, and you need to brush your hair. I might do one that was popular in Amal Kip Kip and Carrot Jeans Days. It means that you want to help. Yes.

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I think that I'm popular in bomb shorts. They are both in the water they wear. I think you're popular because people like to laugh at you. Like now, look at your outfit. It's very funny. They're laughing with me, not at me. Everybody has a favorite, but I know why you're doing it. In case you get lucky, in case they want to come and do an interview. You know what I'm saying? Ah, you're ready to go and save. I've said it many times. I don't have favorites. Just pick one. Okay, you've got to pick one. Three of them are in a burning building. You can only save one.

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who is am i in the burning building as well no okay who'd i save be careful we don't remove things in our interview come back to me ask that question a bit i think i'm still thinking you can't ask a simple question i need to think about it i need to think about their catalogs and why are you so scared who are you going to save huh i would i would save

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Let me see. Be careful. I'm not going to remove anything. Not that your manager will call me. Hey, please help us to move that part out. She does not know what she's doing. You know what I'll do? Rather than think about who I'll save, I'll make sure I get help for everybody. And that's my answer. F9. What is that? That's my answer. You now run a podcast with another lady called Bimi.

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host the podcast not one podcast okay do you know what i'm going to do for you because i really like to support up and coming you know presenters host and everything i'm going to get you some english lessons since you know english so well let me let's talk about what's behind me over here okay go ahead what is rabbit in yoruba because that's my own language maybe a tolu in yoruba uh huh oh rabbit rabbit rabbit

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you see so please let me speak my english and i want to speak it because you don't know you about which is my language but this is where you actually can i'm trying to help you who told you i'm speaking english i'm speaking pigeon you're correcting the correct pigeon yeah well you weren't speaking pigeon before he's speaking this is so this is where i'm trying to help you so see how i'm correcting you so i don't i can't remember what rabbit is in your bar so this is where you kind of just say this is rabbit in your bar so just like i told you it's not as it's has yeah

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Okay, so you tell me what rabbit is in Yoruba. It's not for me to tell you. Do you know what rabbit is in Yoruba? That's how I know. Oh my goodness. So you're also a scammer. That's how I know. You're also a scammer. Okay. It's rabbitty. Rabbitty. Rabbitty. Rabbitty. Okay, I forgot. You now host, okay. You now host a podcast. Sorry. Is that fine? No, you said host. It's host. Don't be scared of the letter H. Okay.

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You now host a podcast with another lady. But try not to do it like you're breathing on. You're trying to... Because you now did host. It's just a gentle... Ah, leave me. This is not an English class. Ah. Go ahead. You now host a podcast with... Jinkalolu. Host. What's wrong with you? Go on. Are you okay? Do you need... Should I get you some water? Okay, let me let you... Sorry, sorry. Continue.

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You now host a podcast with another lady called Bemi. Oh. So it takes two grown women to do what a small boy like me is doing with his. I don't think our shows are similar. What happened? It's not a podcast. I'm not doing a podcast. What happened? I mean, I don't know what this is but it's very different from what I do with Bemi. Oh! But that's not what my award that home is saying. Who gave you the award? Podcast of the Year. Who? Is it from your village?

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Have you been nominated for two AMVCAs? Do AMVCA know you?

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Those two that she's talking about that she probably have been nominated for. She lost, obviously. But have you been even considered for AMVCA? Wait, I remember. Yes, actually yes. I was in skit. Yes, you see? But they didn't nominate you for your podcast because this is a bit, you know... They don't nominate for podcast in AMVCA now. Oh, our podcast is nominated. AMVCA? Yes. Ah, they don't know what they're doing like this.

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I mean they do, you know, considering you weren't considered. They absolutely do. I think they, I think what they try to do is they focus on, you know, interesting intellectual podcasters. This is probably not what they would nominate. Just for people that don't know, what exactly do you people do on your podcast?

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So the podcast is called The Offer Show with Gimi and Tools and we consider it as infotainment. So we provide good information and good entertainment for people. We actually focus on intellectual topics, things that are interesting, not like you have a big bum bum, therefore you're from South Africa. Let this thing go.

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You started the show with it. I assumed wrongly and I've said I'm sorry. You understand? Because me, every time I hear two students, I'm like, how this South African babe? Now, that's the idea of the show. People have known that, ah, she's not from South Africa. She's not from Togo. She's from Nigeria. I'm sure people will still tell you to show proof. Because we don't do this here. You understand? You don't do what here? We don't have people that, uh-huh. We move on to the. Your next question, think about it carefully.

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But you know what you're here for for me to ask you a question. What do you want me to ask you? What's your favourite food? My favourite food. Nobody cares. My favourite food. I don't care. Yes. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

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I was about to say that. That's your favorite food. Since you brought up the word ass, let's talk about ass there. It seems like that's what you're comfortable with talking about. Because I'm here to talk about you yourself. You started the show with that. But since you brought it up again, let's go dear, dear. Because I don't want to talk about it, but since you want to talk about it, a lot of people have paid millions to get this kind of bum bum that God gave you for free. Don't you feel like a mumu getting married

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when you could be cashing out on OnlyFans. I don't know anybody that will have that kind of thing. So, do you think it's a better idea for me to be posing on OnlyFans? And, you know. I asked for my opinion. I mean, I know that that's probably what, you know, the women in your family do, but that's not really for me.

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It's just my opinion. Yes, yes, and I agree. There are lots of fantastic people that do well on OnlyFans. It's not really for me, but I mean, if you're like, I don't know if you have sisters. Is your mom on OnlyFans? I'll pay $200 per day to work. You do look like you pay for sex, though. Before? As you steal it? What's there? What's there? No, you look like the kind of person that unless there's money involved, nobody would want to sleep with you.

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with people sleeping with people for free out there. See, you wouldn't know, would you? I would like, no. It's everything I want to know. You don't know Rabitina in Yoruba. And I don't know if. Well, do you know what? This is like, this is very interesting because we're teaching each other stuff. I'm here to tell you that if you are a decent person, if you shower regularly, if you carry yourself well, you could actually have physical relations with women that you don't need to pay for. You didn't know that, did you? Like I'll just talk to them and they were,

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they'll do it i'm going to help you like so we're going to work on your english we're going to work on how to speak to people as well and i think is english that one of them did you know if you can communicate well but i can see that you have issues with communication i can come to it when i'm chatting are you searching like how much

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Other than how much, how do you talk to women? How is... If you want to help me, help me. No, that's what I'm saying. I want to help you. So I feel that you should learn that when you're talking to women, it shouldn't just be about how much for the nights, short time, all of those things. It should be deeper. So I can help you with that. I should just say, come and have it. I think first of all, when you start talking to a woman, it shouldn't be about sex.

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That's the problem. What should we not talk about? What should we- We can talk about different things. What should we- If we talk about security, she would build me doing all those things. What's the thing about that? She would not build me that, ah, I'm even on my way to- Are there any women that you talk to that you don't have to pay for their time or their bodies or anything? Wait, I'm talking to a lady.

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She will not tell me that. Because I said that she should do it. How are you doing? I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking. I'm moving on my way to the pharmacy. I want to get drugs. I'm sick. They say it's 170,000. You see? Now I have to say, can I pay for it? I think, I mean, without being bad...

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When I look at you, I understand that those are the conversations you have because you don't really, you know, as a human being, I'd probably give you like a five out of ten. So I think you need to just find a way to, I mean, you're hosting a show, you're wearing a hoodie that looks like, I don't know, it's from Bend Down Boutique, your shorts as well.

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You're not really looking well put together. So I can understand why a lot of the conversations you have with women, you kind of have to pay for it. But let's move on to the next question. We can talk about that later. You okay? Chakra. Uh,

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If I say, how much did you pay for it? What would you think I'm talking about? How much did I pay for it? Oh, are you talking about my hair? Yeah? You're talking about my outfit? You're talking about my shoes? What are you talking about? You're talking about my bag? Okay, that's the first thing that came to you when I asked that question. Yeah. Is that not what you're talking about? What are you talking about? Okay, but if I say, is it plastic? What would you think I'm talking about? This is definitely not plastic.

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We can try it on your head. This is definitely not plastic. Let's move on to the next question. Are you having fun?

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You're not having fun? I'm not here to have fun. I'm here to give you a platform. You understand? Even though I don't think you deserve it. I'm here to help you. How are you helping me? Exactly. I'm here to help you. How are you helping me? See how in just the short time I've been here, your English is getting better. You now know that you need to at least try and shower before you do these interviews. I did not know before. But you know now, right? So there you go. You're welcome. You're very welcome. Wait, you said that you used to work on radio. Yes, I did.

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Ah, wait, how did Anna used to see you? I don't know. Maybe you were in the village then or something. I don't know. I was on radio for a while. But now you're doing podcasts now. I'm doing podcasts. I've got a podcast. I'm also now a filmmaker. Like film film? Yes. Is this your first? Yes. Did you play a South African lady there? I'm not in it. You're not in the movie? I'm not in the movie. What do you know to watch? What happened?

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I directed it. I'm directing. You're directing your own movie? Yes, I'm not in the movie. Why are you not in the movie? Because I don't need to be in the movie. When we see a Tools production, do you think, do you know what comes to our head? Do you know what to see? I think you need to say what comes to your head. What comes to your head and I'm looking at you and I'm seeing the what's inside your head. It's very small. What's the name of the movie?

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I'm not telling you. I'm so, it's, it's still like... When is it coming out? It's the best place to promote it. Before the end of this year, by God's grace. Ah. So how do we sell it? I have fantastic people that are in it. Are they from South Africa? They're all Nigerian. Ah. Amazing and talented Nigerian people. Anyone that look like you? Maybe.

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from here today maybe you have to watch it to see I don't talk about it yet not yet not yet because I don't know you might not be able to understand what the film is about other than other than porn what else do you watch on TV how do we get to porn now now I'm just like so I'm I'm trying to read you and then the fact that you keep on talking about you know watching porn

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I didn't see there was anything wrong with watching porn, but I want to just get you to expand. My ritual before starting an interview, I go to the toilet, I watch porn, move on. And it has been working. That's why you started the interview and your first question was about Bon Bon. Can you see? Can you see? Can you see why you need to change your life? And prepare in other ways? Ah, let's move on today. Okay, let's do that. Next question.

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Does it traumatize you when you see people like me making it big in this interview business without having big bum bum or faking accent like you do? You think I have faking accents? Okay. Am I traumatized? Absolutely not. Like I said, I really love that up and coming presenters like yourself. Who's up and coming? Are getting like... But I take that back. I'm not going to continue to talk without you taking it back. Who's up and coming? You're not up and coming. Who's up and coming?

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okay who's up and call me do you have a picture there can you do that in off and air what do they call your name off air off air with me and tools with me and tools you see what but if we if we compare careers i've been doing this you know mama i get them before it's not a property you understand me i get it now that's that's the real property no but in terms of if they're going to look at both of us people you are for sure no no no no if they're going to look at both of us i would consider myself i'm i'm i'm a broadcaster i've been here for like

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Yes. You are... How long have you been doing this? Is it like a year or two? Hmm. Is it like a year or so? Okay. But I love what you're doing. I love your little show. It's really cute. What is it? Why... Who is doing this show? It's really cute. What is really cute? I love it. I love it. Well done. So, no, I'm not traumatized. The answer to your question, I'm not traumatized. Are you sure? No, I'm here. I'm happy for you. Because I'm doing it naturally. I don't have to fake an accent.

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I don't have to stress like, how does you feel? When you get to him, you will say, funny, I've been shup shup shup shup. You that, you that, I'm just trying to get you to say one or two English words and you're like, whoo, whoo, whoo, you know. Is it hard faking the accent? I don't fake an accent. You were born with this accent. You were crying with this accent. When they were born, you... Where were you born?

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Mama, it's not about me, it's about you. I want to get to know you. No, this is the accent that I grew up having. So, where were you born? Lagos. Where were you born? I was born in the UK. Yeah, I was born in the UK. But to be honest, that doesn't matter. That actually doesn't matter. I don't think the fact that you were born in Lagos is the reason why you're struggling with English.

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I just think maybe when you were in school, if you were a bit more focused and you weren't thinking about us all the time, you probably would have done better. Did you finish school? I'm a proud ND student. What did you study? Mass communication. Did you pass? Okay, next question. Next question.

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Since you know English, answer this riddle. A, B, C to Z are all running on a long stairs. All of a sudden, one of them fell off. Who fell off? Say that again. A to Z are all running on a long stairs. All of a sudden, one of them fell off. Who fell off? I don't know. I've never heard that riddle before.

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Should I answer it? Okay, go ahead and answer it. You. You fell off. Is that a joke? Uh-uh. I'm asking the riddle. Okay. Is this a riddle that you put together? I've never heard of this one before. Do you think you fell off?

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You may have fallen off. Oh, my God. You letter U. Not U like U. I've never heard this riddle before. Is it something that's in your village or something? It's not what is my village. Who fell off in my village? What happened? No, I've never heard this. I've never heard this riddle before. Yeah. So when it comes to broadcasting, you think I'm doing better than you and you...

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If Wizkid... That is a serious question. Let's get serious now. That is a serious question. Let's hold it now. Wizkid, now, the smartest person, the smartest person for him to do interview with is rule between me and you. The smartest person, Wizkid, David O.

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Whiskey.de video. Smarterest question for them. Your question is, who do I think is smarter between me and you? No, for them. Who is the smartest decision for them to do an interview with now? Who they hurt? Who is getting the numbers? If you had a manager, who would you say? Go to Tuzo. Like I said, it depends on the kind of interview they want to do. If they want to come and have a good laugh at you, they can come here. Because you're, like I'm looking at you and I want to laugh.

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Like, you're just funny to look at. So if they want that, they can come to you. They can come here. Like I came here, like the two reasons I came here. I came here because like I said before, charity work. And then, you know, I saw some videos of your show on YouTube and I was like, oh my gosh, she's so funny to look at. I'd love to come here. So if that's what they want, they can come here. If they want like sort of intellectual, serious conversation, they can come on our podcast. It's not a bad thing to be funny to look at. You know that, right?

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I don't like the things that come down from your mouth. Am I being bad? What do you think? Okay. What do you think? When you look in the mirror, don't you laugh? You don't laugh when you look in the mirror? Oh, wow. Okay. You should do. Because I want to laugh now. I used to have a crush on you. Oh, God, please no. Not now. I said I used to. Even in the past, cancel that for you.

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Please cancel it. Please don't have a crush on me. Or don't you have a crush on me. So when I used to have a crush on you then, you understand? Oh. There's one particular question I've been meaning to ask. Okay. That if I need to understand. Because it was very hard for me to meet you then. You understand? Now. What is that you did? Now. How many times did you have to beg me to come over? Oh, I will beg you. They told you that I'm not handling my Instagram. You see me that he's handling my Instagram? Okay, sorry.

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I never knew who was coming. They said, oh, who choose? I said, oh, that, that, moving on. So like I said, I used to have a crush on you. And I've promised myself that if I ever get the opportunity to meet you, because I wanted to meet you then, I said I would ask you this question. So here it goes. When you miss.

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How many working days does it take before the sound and smell which is us out here? How many working days does it take your mom when she messes? Oh. How many days does it take her? To ask her is going to be hard. Because it's not here. So let's focus on you that can answer the question. The same, you know what? The same amount of time it takes your mom. That's it. I don't think so. This is my mom's bumble here.

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How many days did it take you? Because your ass is pretty big for a guy. I'm not a bomb bomb with you. You keep up bringing questions about bomb bomb. What's the point of interviewing tools without talking about a bomb?

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There's so many different questions you can ask. Mention one thing anybody that wants to, anybody that missed us want to ask us first. Who wants to miss you and say, oh, nice wig. What can I do with your wig? Nice wig, nice what I've done career-wise, all of these different things. You can talk about that. It doesn't always have to be about my bum bum. I've answered the question, same amount of time it takes you and your mom. I don't think so. Really? Yeah. I feel like.

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If you fart now, nobody will figure it out yet. If you drive, you don't want to smell. My fart smells like roses. I don't doubt that. Yes, it smells like roses. So you wouldn't even know. You'd just be like, what's that lovely smell? The sound you call. The sound. Move on to the next question. And if it's another question about bonbon, you're going to get this in the middle of your forehead. I'm not a violent person, but I can change today.

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You're not a violent person and you brought two armor for me. What's happening in your house? Like I said, to fix things. I knew I was coming here. Like I said, in case you want to move mad. There are so many things to fix at home. Because you look like you steal as well. What are you fixing at home? The bed? Is it possible? Are young girls out there, are they allowed to, like the ones without Bombom, are they allowed to see you as a mentor?

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I said no more bum bum questions. Okay. All right. Um, girls out there, you understand, young girls that are looking up to you. They're allowed to look up to you even though they don't have back. Everybody has a back. I do not think that that should even be a question you should ask. I feel like I've done lots of fantastic things that, you know, people can say, look, she did great. I want to do that. I want to do better than that. So yeah.

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them having back or not having back isn't an issue. Okay, so you heard it here first. Sorry for that. You heard it here first. Point at me again. You'll lose that finger. Oh, girl. It's rude to point. You heard it here first. You don't have to have back before you can look up to me. Ah, sorry. Okay. You did this. You didn't point so you could. So I can do this. But even that is a bit, you know.

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no i understand that's as bad as pointing ah! that would get you a hammer in the face you can't this is not the definition of pointing in the dictionary i did not say that was pointing but that is also quite rude to do this it's rude do you feel like you're an OG in this broadcast business? absolutely i've been doing this for a second how does that not make you an OG? i've been acting for years now nobody's calling me OG at it are you good at it though? uh huh uh huh are you good at acting?

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No, maybe that's why people aren't called it. I didn't know you acted. What kind of films are you doing? Who's directing? Just know that if this idea, this content idea was in my head back in the days, 2012, I don't think we should have come for that interview. I don't think they would have come for that interview. Don't be here. Do you know what? Do you know what? I'm going to challenge you before the end of this year. Get just one of them on your show. Yeah, be easy. Yeah, almost.

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you can't come on give me december they're all around so you have you have till the end of this year get one of them on your show get one of them on your show and i'll give you how much should i give you i'll come out i'll even i'll come here and i will like be production assistant what do you mean them i didn't even say i i like there's three people right there's wiz kids david o'brenner get one of them on your even if they come on your show for like five minutes

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Is that possible? Let me tell you something. Even if they are around December, am I around? Where are you going? Do you have a passport? Do you even have a passport? Have you left this country before? Which countries have you been to? The state is not a different country, you know that right? Thank you very much. Ah!

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my regards to banky especially at this one oh my gosh i have a crush on her oh gosh i forbid it for her but i was you never be for herself what happened i'm sure she will gosh even when you said it before i'm like oh gosh i'm gonna have nightmares tonight thinking about you having a crush on me back in the day oh oh we shout out to banky w and the beautiful um adesua i would

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do anything to throw out and have you guys here right now but I have to work with what I have thank you so much guys for watching this huge big episode you said episode we talked about this episode not episode you know what get up and show the camera your ass

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your ass is big if i do 360 your ass is big for a guy let them judge if i do 360 you do 360. see all the guys here put all the asses together it's like yours and you can't be talking about my big ass when you have a big ass let's not even talk about actually your belly is bigger than mine let me see your belly can you do the honors and there's a ritual we do here every time we end the show

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My guest, male or female, it's not about anything. Male or female, they do three sisters. You go first. That's because... Look how... I thought you should do your own twin. Oh, wow, we are twinny. Look at your hips. You've got hips just like me. Okay. Oh, no, I don't want to do that. What kind of distance? I just don't want to do that.

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uh-uh i didn't say i was definitely gonna do it and you made me do it yes because i wanted people to see you're saying i have a big ass but your ass is big as well your ass is quite big for a guy don't worry guys you don't need to do it we all know how to see it yeah where where

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I don't know, there's something I want to ask you. Don't you think it would be more brilliant? You understand? If this is another daft question, I'm actually going to use this hammer. But continue. It's not daft, I promise. Okay. But I don't think people are doing the right thing. Why do people sit down on your show? Why do people stand and face your back and be talking to us? Like, see, we are...

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We're very different from you. So this is why these kind of conversations, what you've just said now, that's why you probably will forever have to pay for sex because you don't know how to talk to women. Me, I'm advising you. See, I've been in this game for a while now, this podcast game, we just started it. I started it before you, so I can advise you. You can advise. So I can advise you. I personally want to advise you. These are how I think you should be doing your podcast.

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Hello guys, this is Tools and this is Bemi. You've parked the camera. This is Tools and this is Bemi. And this, our episode, we have here... Okay. If you don't have 16 million views in one day, call me back. I will take that into consideration. Thank you. Now, seeing as we're, you know, exchanging ideas, I think your show would do even better if you just use a sack to cover your face. I think it would be fantastic. Yes, just cover your face. What about with my face?

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I think your show would be more visually appealing if you covered your face. Or if perhaps you weren't even... Go and stand over there. Let me see. Go and stand over there. Let me see. One more. It can be... Maybe if we just heard your voice and not... If we didn't see you, maybe that would be better. You could see your OG. See your legend. Okay.

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We're exchanging ideas. I think this is like... This is what is coming up for me. What? We're exchanging ideas. I'm a young boy. This is what you're saying to me. Are you young? You look like a father of five. You look like you've been... How old are you? You say you're in your 20s. I'll fall off this chair. What happened? I should keep my 20s because of you. Wait. Are you in your 20s? For real? Oh my gosh. My gosh, what? What?

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I thought you were like 50 something. You will thought. You will keep thoughting. This, this. Mama, leave me, Joe. Look at this. It's not even, I didn't even think that was that. This is like looking like 50 something. Not even like a good 50, like a rough 50. Even the way you're breathing, it's like heavy breathing. I should not breathe again. No, I didn't say you shouldn't breathe, but it's like heavy breathing, like, you know. Mama, leave me. I beg, ah.

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See, I don't want you to think of this as me coming down hard. I'm just trying to help you. Don't help me. I'm not, I will. I don't need your help. Please. You understand? You don't want to know how to talk to girls? Talk about that later. If you have somebody to give me. I don't hate anybody that much. Ah. I don't hate anybody that much. There's nobody I dislike. Even the people I dislike, I don't dislike them that much to introduce them to you. What would I do to them that you do?

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You know me that much and you have seen all this. What I know of you is not something I would want to bring to like any of my friends or you know. They might want to hire you. Maybe as a houseboy or something. Are you open to that? They will feed me and they will feed me. If you know what I mean. Oh God no. Oh gosh no. What kind of houseboy would I do? I would just be working for them. My washing plates will not wash my plates. Oh gosh no. Ah.

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Oh God forbid. Oh my gosh, the image. You know what? You know what? Let me take all of that back. Just continue paying for sex. That's probably the best thing for you. Maybe that's the best you can actually do. Thank you all for watching this. Are we done? Oh, this is fun. Thank you all for watching this episode. Don't forget, you've got a few months to get either with Kid, David or Burner on your show.

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That's not a problem. It's just that it's me having time. My schedule is very tight. What are you doing? Other than maybe doing conduct on the weekend, what else do you do? Which is also quite respectable. How can I... This question is saying you can call the camera if you like. How can I be friends with Banky W? You like the same with Captain, your husband? How can I be among the WhatsApp group?

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There's no space for you. No, we don't. We're not accepting applications from people like you. What are people like me? I mean... Every, every, every, every friend, every group of friends should have somebody like me. And what do you bring to the friendship table? If we decide to include you in the group, how will that benefit us? I mean, to be honest, it would be nice to have somebody there every time they show up just by looking at them, we start laughing. That would actually be cool.

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but but then again you know what i'm going to do i'm going to speak to them because i feel that all of us want to do more charity work so that could be part of the charity work that we do helping like if you know up and coming person like you captain if you are watching this see the wife you married see this is coming from my mom and he's so happy with you that's coming from the mat you knew this about you and absolutely i don't even think i said anything bad did i say anything bad

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Thank you all for watching this amazing, big, huge, I remain your humble host. Humble. There's no word. I'm not going to be going to. There's no word like humble. Thank you very much. Say humble. I have my own dictionary. You can't tell me what to do. You can't tell me what to do.

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Thank you. Thank you very much. Come on, go in. Okay. All right. This was fun. I'll come and check on you again. Yes. Yeah. Don't forget your hammer. Hammer. For the bed. Ham. Say hammer. Hammer. No, hammer. Say hammer. I'll walk out to adapt for this. I have somebody else to interview. Walk out then. I'll take over your show. You're lost. Yeah, get out. Leave. Leave. I'm sure I'm way more visually appealing than you.

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I agree. And we all know why. And I'm not even standing off. Are you leaving your own show? I'm a very busy guy. Okay. Bye. David, you can come in. Bye. Which David? No.