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The reason why you are like this is because you have a lot of stupid people around you. A lot of foolish people. I will not take that. How do you even do it, Sbeyo? Sorry. Paint a picture for me. You will lie down like this because you will like this. If you get on top of somebody, the person will die you. Hello everyone. I welcome you all to the biggest show in Africa. Without me bragging, so let me just stick to Nigeria.

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Ah, you know what? The biggest show in the world. I'm your humble host, Be You, Barbie. Our guest today is the perfect face to cast for roles like house girl, POS girl, village girl, or any other low budget role. You are a mad fellow, a mad person.

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a very very mad person. At least let's tell him that they are casting me for low bodied throws like housegirl. Let me tell you something, if anybody wants to cast you, the best thing they can cast you for is maybe they cannot find a live pig. They will not cast you and say ah, let's be, you come and act like pig.

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I repeat they are looking for buffalo and they cannot find a live buffalo. A real buffalo. Say, ah ah! Let's call Beyou now. Let him come and you know, do like a buffalo for us. So thank God at least. I am getting housemaid girl, housemaid row, POS row. Thank God. Um, Lizzie Jay, that Lizzie Jay is too long. Can I call you Liz? Anything you want to call me. So, we are just starting this interview.

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I don't know if you get the memo. I'm here playing a role to give you a platform, to put you out there. Well, they say to give me a platform. You will be saying, why you want her to invite me? You will say, ma'am. Yes. Should I play the voice notes? No. Should I? A lot of people get this thing wrong. I don't handle my socials.

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Really? Even your voice? Oh, okay, you're not in charge of your voice. Because you were texting. Hi, ma'am. I'm pleased it should be a great offer to have you, ma'am. Leave all those words a little. Come be and come on some, ma'am. Leave those words a little. I should leave those words a little. Uh-uh. You were begging me to come here. Do you know how long we've been on this scene? Uh-uh. Hey. Let's go. Let's, um...

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Start with a proper introduction. I don't think you're good with this introduction. Tell the millions of people that don't know who the hell you are. Introduce yourself to them. No, now you introduce. Maybe you've been the one doing the introduction. I just give you a good introduction and you have a problem with it.

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And say whatever it is you want to say. You are introducing me. And I, ah, me too I did my own. Don't worry. We are trying to introduce each other. Give me whatever name you want to tell the millions of people that do not know me. Tell them. And me too I will, you know, do my part. Some of you know her as Lizzie J. You understand? But the name might not stick. But if you see the face, you can't miss it. I know when it gets heard, Al's gay. Al's gay.

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POS gay. That gay that do POS, that do village, that sell payota in film. You understand? Sorry, have you auditioned for any role before? This interview is not about me or... No, I'm just asking. This interview is not about me. I want you to just move on with my questions. A lot of people will say or people think you are so good at insulting or cursing people. You understand? They feel entertained about it. I sometimes like it too. So I would like to ask, where did you learn it from?

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Were you cost a lot when you were small?

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I don't want to curse people. I don't want to curse people. I mean, it curse people. I'm not saying anything bad now. People like it. Like, ah, this girl can insult people. And I'm saying that when you curse a lot, when you were small, how did you curse? Where did you learn it from? No, they curse you in a generational curse. All day. When you curse a lot. So, you growing up, you did not hear one or two insults, yad and die. It's because they curse you a lot. I don't want to curse people.

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Are they causing people around you a lot? Because how did you get it? Why are they causing? It's really because they're not praying around you.

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So you're just there and you're just picking cause, cause. Okay, so let's agree that it's because people, you know, they know the cause around me. That's why it costs a lot at me. So let's say the reason why you're like this is because you have a lot of stupid people around you. A lot of foolish people. I will not take that. I'm not going to take that. No, I'm not saying. No. See, okay, I have accepted. Let's be realistic here. You are a product of your environment. Okay.

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So maybe it's because they cursed a lot, that's why I cursed you. So you're like this because there are lots of foolish people. Is that it? Is that the problem? Is that the reason why you're like this? Lizzie dear, I'm just asking a question. Just one question after the other one. And you're saying all this. I'm just haxing. Axe. Axe. Bro, curiosity made you foolish.

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Hey, axe. You are not curious enough to get a book and learn. He said axe. He said, let's go. Moving on, let's talk about, I'm sure you are interested in this one. Are you in a relationship? No, I am not. So you are smiling. See, that's what they will see you at. I'm not in a relationship. But you've had exes.

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I don't know anybody. But you've dated people before. People that you have dated before, are they vegetarians? Because there's no one meat in your body. What's funny? Are they vegetarians? I swear to God, you are a mad somebody. Okay, so let's agree. Okay, the people that I know, maybe they like bones.

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Tell them that maybe you need calcium. Okay, I get. That's why they picked you. I get. So the people that have dated you in the past, they should be ashamed. For what? They should be ashamed. See, if they put money on your head, they will not be able to pay for it.

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Look at you. Isn't that those your ex, Abby? She's exes, they like pigs, Abby. How do you even do it, Bayou? Sorry. Paint a picture for me. How do you do it? You will lie down like this because she will like this. If you get on top of somebody, the person will die you. No.

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The person will die with this Bochery The person will die Ok when you're not going to be there The person will be That's because you are picturing it from If me and you You cannot even go for me You cannot even be me That's if you are picturing it Okay so, okay, hold on So if it is not me and you So if somebody like your size too How can somebody like your size And imagine, you know, like this Sheffy, come back, you want to destroy the furniture? Look at you now, how can two of you?

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Two of your sizes are on the bed. Baba, you have to understand something though.

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This interview is about you, it's not about me. People don't know me enough. No, they do not. They know me enough. It's enough. It's about you. Answer the question I ask you. I don't think they know how foolish you. You are not in a relationship, fine. You have exes. I don't have exes. I don't know anybody in this life. The only thing that I have is future. Anything in my past I don't know, they make me worry. I don't have exes. You broke your head, Gose. Why are you denying them this month? No.

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Uh-uh.

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Let's talk about this house girl thing. Have you ever thought of quitting whatever you are doing now, acting, content, and actually do house gay in real life for somebody? No, I'm not joking, because you are the type of house girl all this rich madame will like. Because they will not be worried that their husband will sleep with you. They are so sure that, ah, okamini taste, you can never...

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they will leave you at home, they will not even... What's funny? You keep laughing. I said, wait, I'm not in the position to advise you. No, no, oh yeah, advise me. Because, see... I've never thought of doing house-made in real life. Good, good, thank you so much. I'm never going to have a reason to do house-made in real life. But now, I've answered your question. Now, let's talk about cheap, baby.

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hmm have you thought about it that when you are done interviewing all of the celebrities in this in the whole of this country what will be left of your show of your curiosity made you foolish oh sorry what will you do after that you will invite foolish people like you stupid people like you

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You invite them as... No, because have you talked about it for real? In the next... It's not about me. It's not about me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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Where the money goes, I didn't even know. Before I knew that YouTube pays, I've done a lot of content. Before I knew that, ah, like when people are collecting money, I didn't know because I'm not doing this for money. I care about the visibility of putting people out there. Since when I started this show, they've known so many people

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Through you. I'm not joking. RMD got an international role from this show. Wow. I'm not lying. Wow. You understand? Well, I'm very fine. You understand? So if I'm doing this for you, you don't know. You think you yourself. Oh, the RMD got international gig from your show. Yes. But you, the owner of the show, what have you got? That's the thing. This is not about me. OK. So you'd rather be a failure and allow people succeed through you. Let's go. It's fine. It's OK. Failure is too far.

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Why? Failure is too... Ah ah. I'm sorry. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Sorry if you were satom. You said failure is too far. No problem. Where did we get it? I'm just... Ah. No, I'm saying because Ah ah. You remember you said that you're not going to be able to get your clothes. Somebody that will give you clothes. You look at what is your name. Because look at you now. Moving on. Okay, let's go. Why is he doing me like I should send you people down?

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It seems like I should send you to go and be a mopper and mop the floor. Because that's the kind of rule that I do. No, because you have the face for it. You have all the qualities for it. Like I just see her and I'm like, it's just tempting me. Like I should tell you to go and wash my bosses. Ah, God, I beg. But, just give it a try, Sha. Give it a try.

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The way he's doing you as if you should send me on an errand to go and buy you whatever, whatever. He's doing me as if I should tell you to bark. Because she looks like a bulldog. She will leave this set. She wah wah. Don't say anything. Try it. Bark first. Bark. Bark like a dog. Bark like a dog. I want to just move on to the last question please.

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Remember this interview is about... It's for me. It's to help my life and my career. It's okay. Lizzy J, I can call you Lizzy J. Anything you want to call. You are close enough to be called. Or I'll call you Lizzy Baby. Lizzy Baby. Shall I continue?

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But I'm not the type of guy that can call you lazy baby. Why? What? You that you were calling me mom, baby, are you okay? Please maintain that mom on this show too. The mom that you have been calling, that you have been using for me, maintain it. Don't let us get to this show and then you are disrespecting. So you're going to get your earring gear. Maintain your mom on this show. We don't actually use earring gear. Maybe we should remove the turn then, please. Move on to the next question.

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Um, can I move on to the next question? If you want to. Thank you very much. A lot of people make jokes about how skinny you are. But personally, I don't see the joke. You understand? I really think you are lucky. You understand? You are blessed. Because you don't ever have to worry about breast cancer. Because there's no breast for cancer to even visit at the first place. So you are safe. You are.

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Kasa Kwam. You will search for Ikagos. Kusibijoko. Oh.

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i get to be honest i feel like that's the only reasonable thing you've ever said on this show for real i mean i am on the small size small side rather anything you want to call it and i love it flat side i love it for me and you said that uh i am lucky because if cancer comes there's no breast to attack you did no lie

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Now let's talk about you, Beyou. It's not... Beyou, the rate you are going, the rate at which you are going, people will start mistaking you for buffalo. They want to knock you two by two before they know you are a human being. And thank God again that because of my size, I won't have any reason to say, I want to start going to the gym to lose weight, I want to check in, I want to start using weight loss, whatever. But you, I think,

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By now Seth, weight loss brands, they are sleeping on you. To be honest. You want to leave your coffee, you should be lab brats. Yes. They should look at you and say, you know what? Let's create something that could make somebody like Bayou lose weight. Uh, it's a game. Yes. Oh, look at you. Look at you inside that. See? Oh, wait a bunch here.

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You are sitting inside it, we cannot even tell which one is the chair, which one is Bayou. Why? No, why for real Bayou? You don't have people that talk to you around you, you don't have people that advise you. All because of I said that.

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You can never have breast cancer. I will say not this thing. Are you angry? Okay, I'll have it though. Is that what you want? No, no, are you angry? I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. You told me the truth, I accepted. I'm telling you the truth. I don't need your own truth. No, you need to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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And this your leg is getting too big. Honestly, I think you should start wearing all those socks, compression socks for easy blood flow. I want to move on to the next question. Camila, can you please show his leg so that people can see? My leg is low now. Okay, no problem. Let's go. Let's be mature today. I'm just advising you. Let's act our age here. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's. International elders are watching us for God's sake.

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No problem, let's go. Have you ever lied before? Have I ever lied? Yeah. Of course. Oh. Is there anyone that... What's your favorite lie? I don't know. Oh. I would say that your favorite lie is when you lie that you are from Ibadan. Or you made people, you manipulated people to think that you are from Ibadan. Even though you are not from Ibadan. But that's not part of the question. That's just me saying that, by the way.

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I did not manipulate anyone to think I am from Ibadan. Yes. I was doing content using the accents. And people, I started my content, I was posting on Facebook. And then when I post, people will start saying, oh, I want more Ibadan. This one is I want more Ibadan. If I does not have accent, why do you still have our Ibadan people accent? Please, stay on your lane. You are from Ibadan. We understand. You are from Ibadan.

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It does not erase the fact that I am a Yoruba girl and I am representing every Yoruba culture. Okay, I'm standing for... Because I'm well known over there. Okay. Over where? At the battle. You are well known? No, like, I'm close to Kiki. Yeah. Does she know that you are close to her, Kiki? Is she aware of these close things? Let's just... Kiki wants to play tights. Let's just... Is she aware of these tights for your tights?

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Come on, man. Please, let's go. Let's move on. Speaking of Kiki, I like this you and Kiki collab, though. This new one you people are doing. You always... When I see you guys content together, I'm always liking that these people defeat each other. Yes, that... I mean, we obviously know who is using...

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the other person will go, but I will not mention it. Yes, I will not show you that is this person or is that person. Yes, but I like the content. I will not say, ah, she's using, I will never, because I don't point to the fear. To the person? That's a fear to me. Okay, okay.

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So that's not a question. I'm just saying that I like you. I'm just saying that by the way. I get it. I get it. I get it. But at least, no, no, no. Come, come, come, come. Which Ogo do you have that somebody can at least use? Ogo. No, who is using your own Ogo? Eh? Who is using your own Ogo? What are you to do? What are you to do?

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You called me, I don't know what you're here to do. You liar. You're stating my DM telling me you want to promote one of your YouTube films that is coming out. You're stating your... Oh yeah, your YouTube film is not coming out.

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My YouTube film is coming out. See Olaru, A Letter to God. It's coming out on Lizzie J TV. But it was not me who begged you, Bayou. You begged me to come and do you. So should I remove the YouTube part? What a BLE. What a BLE. So you want to use me. You want to use my glory. But you know, please let's move on. Let's move on to the next question. Let's move on. But I would advise you at least do better. So that at least people can be able to say, oh, they want to also get close to you.

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to anything they want to tap from you. And you told them to look good, they won't look great. It's not for people like you. And it's not possible for your failure and the successful person to jail. The two must have been successful in their own individual path before they feel like, okay, let's come together. I'm not seeing anybody trying to come together with you.

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You are a failure. You are a failure. That's why nobody wants to come close to you. And even if you want to try to work, at least go and get close to somebody. They cannot accept you because what do you have to offer? Nothing. What do you bring to the table? Nothing. You said earlier that you're not in a relationship. No, I'm not. All these boring interviewers, I understand why. For me, I know why. You understand why?

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Because the why is obvious. You understand? So since you are not in a relationship, I would also have advice that you should go to the North Mirage show. You understand? But it seems like you have popped your balloon already. There are no balloons to pop. You understand? So that's also not a good... You actually asked me that. So your only option now is Legge. You understand? You go on Legge show at the 360.

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There's nothing to do 364. Which is also not a good idea. There's no point doing 364. You get it. I give you that one, no worry. Let's go. Let's continue. So we have to move on to the next question. You understand? I'm so sorry if this is going better than you ever thought it would. You understand? A lot of people come here not thinking they will have fun. Not thinking they would be able to talk about important things. But I'm sure you are shocked.

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Yes, because at least you're advising me, to be honest. Good advice to me. No, no, no, let's be honest with each other. And I love the fact that the advice or whatever we have here is mutual. You are giving me, I'm also giving... Because Konida... Yoruba even used to say that if siblings enter into a room and they, you know, go outside laughing, that means they've not been able to tell each other the truth. So I love the fact that the both of us, we are telling each other the truth. It means that we have...

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a good thing going on here. But nobody cares about your own truth. My truth, that's the truth that matters, because this is my show. You understand? Maybe you should not drop C or Loro and go and start your own show. You understand? So we'll be talking about something too. So, but if you want to stick to movie, stick to movie, and leave my show for me, don't teach me how to run a show. You understand? Thank you. I'm your senior colleague on that. Senior colleague on what? On running a show. Um, God, I beg. Speaking about C or Loro, what's, is it how scared you did there again? You understand?

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Is there anything new you should be expecting? See, a letter to God. I did not do house a day. That's a change? Yes. It's a must watch. Yes, it is. And it's as if I took your advice. You already said, I'm always doing house games. I'm going to try not to talk about it. For a change.

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Let people know that I can do something different. I'm an actor, I'm talented. So let them see that part. So what's... Let them know that I'm not just calling. You want to tell us about what the story is about?

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Well, it's about people holding some sort of resentment against God, you know. Maybe some things have happened in their lives that they feel like it should not have happened. I mean, I'm close to God, I pray always, I, you know, I go to church, I render a lot of services to God. So, why should I do things? You have no back out front. Why should?

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See alone might be your own true life story. Yes, maybe when God was, you're angry, holding the sentiment to God that, where were you when he was sharing breath, when he was doing shame back, you're holding grudges to God. Yes, and the truth is,

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God has given doctors brain. You understand? There are ways you can take to this back and front, people make gests of you. You can do BBL. But taking of BBL again, where would they need the fat? Or moist? Or more? Or more?

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See, I am very grateful to God for this beautiful statue that I have. I mean, everything is hand full. Everything is normal. Everything is portable, petite. Not for somebody that has big eyes like me. If I'm your boyfriend, I will be suffering.

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that's why you cannot be my boyfriend. And let me tell you something, it is because people like you, you only think of touch when it comes to relationship. That's why you have to be touching yourself and sending it to one somebody that it was all over the internet. And that's the reason why, are you married? Wait, are you married yet? I will pray for you that you will not marry twice and marry wrong. Because if you are thinking only about touch,

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You will marry five times. Let me not say bad things. But please, let's pray for you that you will not marry five times and marry wrong. Is it about thought? That's a very, really low blow you just gave. Talking about my past. Something people have forgotten. Something. No, I'm not saying because you kept saying thought. So I was saying that is that the reason? You are still saying it again. You are still doing this. And what's been you how?

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Why? That's gone. Let me tell you something. No problem. Let me tell you something. You say, I can't be your man. You've got balls. That's a very big if. If what? Because you're saying that I can be your man. Why should you be?

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What happened to me? What happened to me? Am I supposed to speak for my mother? We are people on the opposite side of the world. What happened to me? What happened? We are on the opposite side of the world. Every time I will be the one doing the work. Because it is not possible for you to be on top of me. I will die.

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I will die. So the problem is that you are lazy. Yes, that's what you are scared of. Please let's move on. You are lazy. I'm lazy. Yes. You are very, very lazy. So that's why I should be carrying load that is more than my generation. Look at you now. Lazy Jay, that's what I should call you. You are lazy. What is there? You are a load. You are enough for threesome. If somebody wants to do threesome, they don't need the extra person. You are enough for four.

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If somebody is doing you like this, if she goes out and says, what did you do? I said, I did five some. Because you are enough of five people. Speaking of notes, there was one time you said someone threatened to post your notes. Okay. But the person did not let her post it. No, no, no. Why? Did the black mirror figure, there's nothing to show? It's an eyesore. You get it. If I post it, they will not see.

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you get it because there was actually nothing to post. There was nothing to show. Oh. There was nothing. I would have still wanted to see it nevertheless. I was waiting. See what? I mean, I don't care that I will not see anything, but I will have. What did you want to see? Because there's no need to post. But you said that. And not you. But you said the Black Miller.

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You came out and said somebody was blackmailing you. Somebody... Yeah, somebody called me and said, I did this, this, this, this, this, that, I have something that I wanted to post, blah, blah, blah. And again, it's not nude. It's not me doing soapy. Like you.

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See, what I see, my own just came out. Everybody does it. Adam does it. You do it. I do what? It's not a big deal. No, I don't join you to do that wrong. Who does not do it? I don't so pee. What's the wrong thing? Bro, I don't so pee. I don't so pee. You believe that because you've done it that I did it too. I did not do it. There's no new to post. There's no so pee to post. What do you want to post? I don't know.

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If you are hearing this, Black Miller, please, for us that love this lady right here, that like or are tired of watching her acting, give us something else to watch and post it or send it to my DM or my Instagram. I always check my requests. Okay, but you said you are not the one that I do your...

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Mama, move on. Sometimes I do. Sometimes you do. Okay, so now you undo your socials by yourself. Let's go on. They're really stressing me out.

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Do you think there are actors out there that will willingly, without using jazz for them, that will willingly choose or agree to play kissing rules with you? Like they'll agree to kiss you in a scene? In a scene? I don't know. That will do romance that they want to, in a scene they'll just see you and say, Baby, one more two. I don't think it will fit. Someone should buy you bouquet. I don't know.

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I don't think he's gonna go. We don't tell me you kissed him, see you alone. No, I did not. He did not kiss? Not at all. I did not ask him. Why must I kiss in the film? Uh-uh. Why must I? There are a lot of rules. Uh-uh.

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You don't have a celebrity crush that when you want to be an actor, when you were small, you wanted to be an actor, and say, ah, when I go up, I'll kiss the person. So now I intentionally cast my celebrity crush in a film so that I can kiss the person. See, this is it. People like me... You must be batting there again. No, no, no, no. You are already saying what you would do if you are a producer, or let's say you are an actor, and thankfully nobody will cast you in a film. The only role you will fit in is to either be a pig, or, you know, act an animal, or horror film. You would actually go for horror film.

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looking at you one time like this, somebody would be scared. See, you don't even need makeup or costume to be scary. Looking at you, your stature, everything, you are already scary. So if you were a producer, so you are saying that you would intentionally write a script and then call your crush to come and start. What is wrong in that now? That you write a film just to kiss your crush? Not just to kiss, but kissing is part of it. I have money now.

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I call my crush Adesua, Gola Jo, Gola, the two of them. You call them and then- I call them to my movie. I pay them, listen to it. I pay them, you understand? I pay them. And I kiss them in the movie. Do you actually- It's a win-win, they get money. Do you actually believe that Adesua would actually look at you and kiss you? What happened to me? She'd rather die.

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Is she not an actress? That's if she kissed me with life. Is it inside film? Even inside film, Sef. Even inside film. Inside film. If I kiss you inside film, Beyou, I will throw her for three months. I will give you a long time. First trimester.

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They are really annoying. You understand? Really? I need to tell you that for a fact. For the fact. You understand? I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. I never liked when I watched you and I don't like meeting you right now. Really? Talking to you right now. You never liked me but you were begging me to come on your show, Bayou. I don't think you know what begging is. Begging is meaning Linda. Did I need down? Did I need down? No.

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Talk now. So because you did not kneel down physically, it means you were not really begging. How am I begging? What was the begging? Should I read your, your, your... But I don't undo my socials most of the times. Ah ah. So I think you need to tell whoever is handling your socials that that person should... That's him, yeah, hey them. Talk to him. Tell him. Eh eh. Because I don't undo my socials. See, let me tell him.

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I saved, I opened my DM to you. If you see people have ignored, how's it be on this show? Wow. You know, Kevin... Oh! Kevin who? Kevin Hart. I'm a tiny. You're putting yourself on this. Oh no. When is your loan coming out?

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um 10th of july 2026. why 10th of july is your birthday 10th of july no no no it's not so whose birthday is it 10th of july it's nobody's birthday so why did you choose 10th of july it's not somebody's but what kind of thing is that okay so so why are you shooting this episode if it's not your birthday

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Why are you shooting it today? Why are you posting it July 10th? There must be a reason. Did you lose somebody July 10th? I said, okay, for to honor the person. No, I did not lose anyone. So why did you pick July 10th? Why not July 11th? July 10th is on a Friday. And I feel like, you know, weekends, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, you know, it's a very good day. I mean, they have good days to praise. Oh, to honor the prophet Muhammad, because he was born on Friday. And that's good then. That's the word.

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There have to be a reason why you're posting July 10. You don't be using for July 10. This brain that you have, is it what you used to cross? What's your relationship with July 10? No, I don't cross road though. I have a car. Okay, okay, good. No, no, no, you cannot be using this your brain to drive a car. Honestly, are you married? Are you in a relationship? You cannot be using this your brain to handle a relationship. It will spoil. Speaking of relationship, I really think you and I are going to do well.

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Go for a bit. See, I'm actually blushing right now. Ah, we're in the hole. See, if you are the only person that is left in this world, I'll go and join them in a Catholic. I will do sister. You. Mr. Jekalo, why are you looking at me like that? We'll talk after the show. What are we talking about? You want to toast me? Me, I'll waste energy. Nah, I cannot accept.

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whenever god have a you are licking lips it doesn't fit you it always works it doesn't fit you it always works it doesn't fit you do you know what you look like

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Don't do what it looks like. See, this is something. Okay, let's just do it for, just try. Try what? Try what? You and I just date for a week. For a week, to do what? God forbid. I should be in a relationship. One date boyfriend, you are one date girlfriend. No, I'm not interested. And you're lost now. Be single. Be single. I can see that you're not, you're not doing your nails. People that don't do their nails, we know what they do in the,

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When they are alone, we know why they don't have nails. Yes, we know what they do. What do they do? We know. Why are you not on nails? Why? What do they do? Uh-huh. You guys know. At least I have history with that. So I know my people. She's one of my people. I'm not one of you. God fuck it. There's nothing wrong in it. God fuck it. So what do you do? No, I don't DJ. Don't worry. I don't do it. So how do you? How do I watch?

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calm yourself your nerves calm my nerves i take water and i sleep and i rest on my ac so let's talk about um one of your talents they had you've been trying so much to show out there um a lot of people don't know that um you have talent for singing can we keep it that way okay i should leave i should let my hidden talent remain hidden yes like we don't want a lot of people to know you

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that you can't that you think why why should they not know because i don't think it's anybody's business you understand just stick to you doing uh ourself do you know how dumb you sound when you ask those questions since i don't you exactly

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You can tell me. Exactly. You can tell me. So no one has told you ever before that you are so dumb. Not dumb, Pase. I've heard foolish. It's not dumb. It's dumb. You don't pronounce it B. It's not dumb. Mama, some people cannot hear very well.

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If I don't pronounce the B, ah, ah, leave me alone. You should have created English. No, it's people like you, too. Sure, let's go. Be you want to, I want to end this show. I should leave my talents, remain hidden. No, like. Only if you have another talent than being stupid, Be you. Only if, only if there's something else that you can do than being dumb. I can be your boyfriend. Um, thank you. So, Be you, in this life,

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in this life, that's the only thing you know how to do. To be a boyfriend, to touch and to do. That's a very low blow. No, I'm not saying because now I said only if you have another talent. I pray one day. One day what? You want to come out.

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well we don't let camera no no no we don't say what are you doing and we don't use it all done we don't use it to trick ladies we don't we don't use it to beg ladies i said please now please please open your mouth do as if yeah we don't do that rubbish we don't do it we don't do video quads we are put it down let me see what you are wearing we don't do that nonsense

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What else do you know how to do? What else do you do? Thank you all. Oh, don't be you. Apart from this thing, apart from asking foolish questions, what else do you do? What else are you good at? Hmm? What else? At least I can sing, I can act, I can dance. What else do you know how to do? Nothing. You can dance? Huh? Nothing. Can I ask a question before we go? Before we end the show?

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Can I go ahead and answer questions? I may and you've been asking a lot of... Just go ahead. Do you think there's a chance... There's a chance that I'm looking for a toothpick and I will mistakenly pick you up? No. Okay. That just came to mind.

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I don't think I will notice. No, see let me tell you something. Whatever joke you are trying to make... It's not a joke. I'm not a comedian. You know that the other time when you ate, I actually told you, I said, no, you ate it with this. What you said, you... What you said, I said, I gave it to you. But this one that you are trying to... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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I'm just trying to say in the world where there is a billion toothpick, you're my favorite toothpick. Oh wow. So that's what I'm saying and that's a romantic thing to say. Oh okay, so is it possible that I would be looking for a three-seater couch and I would pick you? A three-seater.

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Why you didn't need a three-seater? Look at you, you just need one. No, you don't need one. No, that chair you're still on is suffocated. Thank you very much. Only if that chair could say something. Everyone, see your love when it's dropping. How to yell? Honestly. I said you haven't to yell. Be you?

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I should not say that again. You want to... Oh, yeah, just talk. See, now we're showing on... What's your YouTube channel? Dizzy J TV. Dizzy J TV. What do you think you are panning? You are showing the channel. Just now, please, let them see it. Otsi J. Omo. Thank you all for... watching this... episode. What's that supposed to mean?

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Just continue. This can mean any other thing. What do you think it is? Don't worry. Let's go. Uh-uh. Let's go. One more. Thank you all. I'll remain your meaty host. Meaty? Is that what you say to console yourself? That you are meaty? Be you, Barbie. You are telling my type.

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God forbid. That's your type C charger. God forbid. Just hand this show with a hug. So you always hug them? Everybody I bring on this show. Mama Jesus, if I hug her. God forbid, I'm not going to hug you. Hug you for what? That's your loss now. That's your loss too.

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Please, let them come by and cut chia. Maybe like a bed safe. Because chia is like a bed, you know, so that you can be sleeping on it and be asking your stupid questions. It's like you want to stand up and do 360 for us. I'm not doing 360 for you. I want to say you should not bother to me. No. What's in here, really? Yeah.