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Just before we start, did you know octopuses can taste for their arms?

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Really?

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Yeah.

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So what, they're like their mouth.

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They have receptors or like some shit on their arms.

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They can taste everything they touch.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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I wonder if they can smell with them.

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I'm not that smart.

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But do you reckon, because to taste, you need to be able to smell it.

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Is that right?

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Why?

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I don't know.

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I feel like it works in unison.

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No.

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Smell and taste is different, right?

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Don't ask for any backup from Lulu.

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Let's figure this out.

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Well, I don't think tasting is smelling.

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I feel like if you can't smell, you can't taste.

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That's, we're so, it actually rattles me how dumb I feel sometimes.

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No, because I feel like I'm right.

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So I just feel like I'm smart.

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No, no, you can't taste with your nose.

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Well, you can't taste, but I feel like you have to be able to smell it to taste it.

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If you go like that and try something, you can't taste it.

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You can block your nose.

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Yeah, you can.

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No, you can't.

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Really?

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Really?

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I'm pretty sure.

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Yeah, you can.

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If you lick something and your nose is shut, you can fucking taste it.

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If I lick a sour warhead, my nose is shut, I can taste it.

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Okay, so why... Me if busted.

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No, shush.

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Listen, if you have a shot of tequila and you go like that, you can't taste it until you open your mouth again.

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Open your nose up again, sorry.

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So if you pinch your nose and take a shot of tequila, you can't taste it until you take your fingers off your nose.

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I don't reckon.

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I reckon.

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I reckon if you swig tequila, if you drink petrol...

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And your nose was shut.

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You had a peg on your nose.

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I reckon you'd still burn your throat.

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All right, let's do this.

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At the end of the episode, get me a lemon and I'll go like this.

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It tastes, it's like a taste.

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Oh, yeah, dude.

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You can taste with your tongue for sure.

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Not until I pinch my nose.

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If I plugged your nose with concrete, I reckon you could still taste.

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I don't reckon you could.

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We've got a special guest back in the studio.

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Have one guest.

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Oh, wait.

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We can't hear you guys.

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It's Dom Littridge.

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Howdy, y'all.

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And what else would we have a mini for other than a rattled?

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This guy, honestly, is a content farm.

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Because every weekend, you'd have so many rattleds that we've never heard.

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He sweats rattleds.

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The rattlesnake.

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The rattlesnake.

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Every weekend you go away and you do some fucked up shit.

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Yeah.

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And I feel like we've become immune to it.

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Because it's like, oh, yeah, he's just done something.

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But there's no point even hearing it because there's too many stories.

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Such a yes man that I just end up in really odd scenarios with bizarre people.

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And you're a massive, like, this is a good thing.

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You're people pleasers.

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You go on journeys.

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Someone be like, hey, come back to mine.

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It's in another state.

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You just go...

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Yeah, right.

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And next minute, two days later, he's like on the other side of the country.

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That happened not long ago.

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You were at the house and then the next morning or afternoon, you sent a photo of you in the frigging Alice Springs Desert in a helicopter drinking bourbon.

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I was like, what's that?

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Where are you?

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How did you even get there?

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And he met someone and he said, come to my party.

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And then Dom drove nine hours to Melbourne to go to his party.

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And he met him once.

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That's dumb.

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But when we met, we bonded deeply.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's a good night.

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All right.

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Well, yeah.

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I've got a rattled story.

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And this is also from being a yes man and saying yes to something.

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So my mate Ruby, she was a maid of honor for a friend's wedding.

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And so she was in charge of organizing the hens.

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And so she was putting on these hens in Kiama, near where we live.

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And she asked me if I'd be interested in being a nude model for the hens party.

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It must have been drawing out there.

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Calling on Dombo.

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And I've never done this before.

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And where were all the girls from?

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They were from out of town, hey?

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They were from, like, Sydney area.

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Okay, Sydney.

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And they're down LA.

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Down LA.

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Which is really weird.

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They'd booked a house for this hen's party.

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So she asked me, I kind of was like, ah, fuck, it'll be funny.

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You know, whatever.

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A good life experience.

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Were you nervous though?

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Like when you got... Like that is... That'd be really nerve-wracking for me to be a new model.

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Especially around people that, you know, might recognize who you are and whatever.

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That...

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Like it's too close to home.

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Maybe in another country, they'll never know you.

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You'll never see him again.

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But this is someone you know in a group of people you know.

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And I think because I feel like I get around not wearing much clothing on my social media and stuff anyways.

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I don't know.

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It was kind of like.

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Just a little bit more.

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Yeah, just full free.

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It was scary.

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But I said yes, kind of forgot about it.

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We ended up on a big one up in Sydney.

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And I remember it was that morning and I was like, shit, I've got to be back home in Kiama to do this nude modeling.

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You and Eden actually picked me up, joined me back home.

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That's right.

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And you're still drunk.

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Yeah, I'll still piss.

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Got back home.

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I was like, holy shit, what am I doing?

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Like it started sinking in what I was about to do.

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And time was getting closer and closer.

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It felt like time was standing still.

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And this is also in Climber, my ad, which is where we go for like –

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really chilled weekends.

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Like, nothing really happens in kind of, is it?

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You don't party.

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Nah.

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You kind of relax and it's like, it was getting dark.

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I remember there was like a winter morning.

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It was like a winter afternoon.

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So it was like dark at like, I don't know, it was meeting like watching movies on the couch.

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Yeah, it was weird energy.

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And like, so I was kind of trying to psych myself up.

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I was like, I think it'd be better if I just kind of keep drinking and so stay in the spirits rather than crashing.

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Yeah.

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And so I finally, I'm like, all right, I can do this.

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Time and come.

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Went down, got changed.

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I didn't really know what to wear.

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I asked Ruby, she's like, just wear whatever you want.

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So I decided to get in like a full cowboy get up.

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So I had like flared cowboy suit, cowboy hat.

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And then I was like, all right, I can do this.

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And I went through a piss.

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I looked down at my dick and it was like the size of like a fucking witchy girl.

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It's a tiny little worm.

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And I was like, oh no.

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Oh no.

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And I was trying to like get some blood in it like nothing was working.

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What's the go with like your penis?

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Like it can fluctuate in size.

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So different.

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Depending on what day it is.

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Like some days it is.

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This day was not a good day.

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I really hope your girlfriends are listening to this too.

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That thing fluctuates.

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It fluctuates.

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Like most days I walk in and go, what the fuck is that?

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And then some days I go, wow.

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Yeah.

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Fuck, dude.

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Good on you.

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Go off, King.

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I actually think you use the dick pump.

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in front of me in Eden.

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I did, actually.

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You did.

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I forgot about that.

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You didn't know where the fuck Dom has a dick pump.

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That is fucking weird.

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Hey, you got it from a sponsor deal with some condom brand and then you were like, there was this dick pump lying around.

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I was like, oh, it could come in handy one day and it did.

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So,

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We were sitting on the table eating our dinner, me and Eden, on a cold winter's night in Kiama.

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And Dom walks upstairs and goes, oh, man, my dick's really small right now.

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Do you reckon I should use this dick pump?

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And then we're like, what the fuck?

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And he turns around nude and pumps his dick up and then shows us it in this fucking tube.

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Look like a puffer fish.

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Oh, I forgot about that bit.

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Anyway, so the...

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So hopefully it works, this pump.

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Yeah, it just kind of goes like...

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suck it's crazy like it's actually kind of scary it's just like it's like a pressure thing you put it on and it goes true but it doesn't keep your heart on no it kind of like works for a second then as soon as you take it off it kind of just goes back to normal yeah it deflates yeah and so then the anxiety starts hitting in hard because I've got about 10 minutes till I have to go to this fucking thing and be a nude model I'm like holy shit I was like nah it's alright whatever

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Jack drops me off.

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And you're like, I remember just as we're driving there, it's like five minutes away, he just starts pissing himself off.

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He's like, what the fuck are you actually doing right now?

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And I was like, I don't know.

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But I can't think about it.

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I just got to do it.

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It just didn't make any sense that we're in Kymra.

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We've always lived.

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And Dom's doing a hens party and about to walk in there and get nude.

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I was like, what the fuck is happening?

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Is this actually happening?

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Do you really want to do this?

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That gives me anxiety.

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That...

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I don't know if I, I couldn't do that.

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So awkward, man.

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I could not do that.

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So Jack drops me off.

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I remember just looking at him and was like, oh, I just got to do it.

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He's like, good luck.

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And I walk up the front.

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Ruby's at the front of this house that they've hired for the hens.

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All the other girls are inside.

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There's like 15, 20 girls.

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Can you say who it is?

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Can you say who Ruby is as well?

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Yeah, so Ruby Fields, she's the singer.

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Yeah, I'm sure everyone's heard of her as well.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Great, great girl.

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Shout out.

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And I get to the front door.

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She's there.

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She's like, all right, so you good to just get nude now and walk in?

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And I'm like, fuck.

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Straight into deep end.

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She didn't even bother wearing the cow wicket.

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I was like, all right.

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So I just get it off.

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You got it off before you walked in.

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I got it off before I walked in the house.

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Oh, my.

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I'm just naked, kind of like holding it, freaking out.

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I just had the cowboy hat on and the boots.

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Oh.

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And so I open the door, I walk in, and I swear on my life, it was like,

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Oh, my God.

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Like, the cheer just died off.

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I don't know if it was in my head or what, but I swear that's what I heard.

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00:08:56.926 --> 00:08:59.047
I was like, whoa.

255
00:08:59.067 --> 00:09:00.367
Oh.

256
00:09:00.487 --> 00:09:02.268
As soon as they looked down, what's that?

257
00:09:02.508 --> 00:09:03.308
What is that?

258
00:09:03.408 --> 00:09:04.009
What is that?

259
00:09:04.049 --> 00:09:06.049
And I just had to have this fake confidence.

260
00:09:06.129 --> 00:09:07.610
I just had to just go for it.

261
00:09:07.910 --> 00:09:10.391
And when your confidence goes down, you are exposed.

262
00:09:10.411 --> 00:09:11.652
There's nowhere to hide and be nude.

263
00:09:11.672 --> 00:09:12.492
Was there music?

264
00:09:12.912 --> 00:09:14.253
Yeah, sort of.

265
00:09:14.313 --> 00:09:16.754
So the setup, like, they're in the living room.

266
00:09:16.874 --> 00:09:23.979
They're all sitting around, like, in, like, a big U shape, and they had a section for me at the end of the room to, like, lie down.

267
00:09:23.999 --> 00:09:26.680
They had their, like – Oh, so you're lying down, like, the side.

268
00:09:26.700 --> 00:09:27.721
Yeah, well, then they're like, all right.

269
00:09:28.221 --> 00:09:30.223
like just do a pose and I was like fuck.

270
00:09:30.243 --> 00:09:30.483
What?

271
00:09:30.723 --> 00:09:35.747
So I like did like the fucking draw me like your French girl pose like fucking Titanic.

272
00:09:35.908 --> 00:09:50.980
Just lying there and that was the first one and also from like me to you away was the mum of the hen like a metre and like I chose this I didn't really think I just chose this position and I like locked eyes and I was like I couldn't move and she's just going like I'm like

273
00:09:52.201 --> 00:09:57.246
And I just felt so exposed and like it was nothing like not pretty.

274
00:09:57.747 --> 00:09:59.008
Oh, my God.

275
00:09:59.048 --> 00:10:00.970
Were they preempted that you were coming in nude?

276
00:10:01.291 --> 00:10:01.451
Yeah.

277
00:10:01.631 --> 00:10:02.832
They knew what was happening.

278
00:10:02.872 --> 00:10:04.834
But did they think it was like a chiseled fireman?

279
00:10:05.055 --> 00:10:05.295
Yeah.

280
00:10:05.355 --> 00:10:05.836
Well, they would have.

281
00:10:05.856 --> 00:10:06.156
Yeah.

282
00:10:06.176 --> 00:10:07.557
And they would have thought, I don't know.

283
00:10:07.838 --> 00:10:08.899
I'd rather have you, I reckon.

284
00:10:09.079 --> 00:10:09.700
Yeah.

285
00:10:09.820 --> 00:10:11.401
But then like they were actually – A bit easier to drool.

286
00:10:11.421 --> 00:10:11.782
Yeah.

287
00:10:12.522 --> 00:10:13.423
Just do circles.

288
00:10:13.643 --> 00:10:16.685
Save on the land.

289
00:10:16.965 --> 00:10:17.865
But they were all like legends.

290
00:10:17.885 --> 00:10:19.026
That was super lovely.

291
00:10:19.126 --> 00:10:21.487
I think that's the thing with girls groups.

292
00:10:21.507 --> 00:10:24.369
I feel like they're a lot better at just being a bit more chill.

293
00:10:24.529 --> 00:10:25.009
I don't know.

294
00:10:25.029 --> 00:10:28.651
But it's probably not as weird seeing a nude guy to guys.

295
00:10:28.691 --> 00:10:30.492
If they saw a new girl, they'd be all suss and shit.

296
00:10:30.512 --> 00:10:31.033
Yeah, exactly.

297
00:10:31.053 --> 00:10:32.514
They're just like, well, whatever.

298
00:10:32.534 --> 00:10:33.374
They're very professional.

299
00:10:33.414 --> 00:10:34.815
They were like taking it very seriously.

300
00:10:34.835 --> 00:10:35.155
That's so cool.

301
00:10:35.395 --> 00:10:35.715
funny.

302
00:10:35.735 --> 00:10:37.596
And so like I had to choose three positions.

303
00:10:37.656 --> 00:10:38.236
I was changing.

304
00:10:38.276 --> 00:10:40.957
I was just like, then after five minutes, you're kind of like, fuck it.

305
00:10:41.057 --> 00:10:41.697
I'm new, whatever.

306
00:10:41.717 --> 00:10:42.117
I don't really care.

307
00:10:42.177 --> 00:10:42.937
It's kind of liberating.

308
00:10:42.957 --> 00:10:43.217
Yeah.

309
00:10:43.497 --> 00:10:44.538
And then the whole thing ended.

310
00:10:45.018 --> 00:10:46.798
I got my clothes back on and ended up just partying with it.

311
00:10:46.838 --> 00:10:47.298
No way.

312
00:10:47.358 --> 00:10:47.798
All night.

313
00:10:48.119 --> 00:10:53.440
And they also did like a thing where they had to judge the best drawing and I just went for the one with the biggest dick.

314
00:10:53.680 --> 00:10:55.902
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

315
00:10:55.982 --> 00:10:56.402
That's right.

316
00:10:56.502 --> 00:11:01.747
I was going to say, this happened to us in Germany when we were filming The List.

317
00:11:01.967 --> 00:11:03.928
We had to play nude Batman.

318
00:11:04.209 --> 00:11:04.429
Yeah.

319
00:11:04.489 --> 00:11:05.850
It was at a nude park.

320
00:11:05.870 --> 00:11:06.270
Oh, mate.

321
00:11:06.410 --> 00:11:08.732
And it was literally six degrees.

322
00:11:08.752 --> 00:11:13.996
When you breathe, it had the frostical air kind of go out.

323
00:11:14.937 --> 00:11:17.720
And this is a full, we should do a segment on this.

324
00:11:18.060 --> 00:11:19.341
This is one of the awkwardest things.

325
00:11:19.441 --> 00:11:20.002
Oh my God.

326
00:11:20.062 --> 00:11:21.203
And so I was so nervous.

327
00:11:21.223 --> 00:11:23.305
Like the whole morning I was trying to warm it up.

328
00:11:23.365 --> 00:11:26.748
Like just going like, I was like a weirdo walking around like this.

329
00:11:27.449 --> 00:11:33.414
But, and then I take my clothes off and everyone that was, all the Germans that were new had the biggest slams ever.

330
00:11:33.434 --> 00:11:34.235
Germans have big dicks.

331
00:11:34.255 --> 00:11:35.175
And I was so rattled.

332
00:11:35.235 --> 00:11:37.376
And we had, we had, we like, we've been traveling around with this crew.

333
00:11:37.396 --> 00:11:38.157
So we know him well.

334
00:11:38.317 --> 00:11:42.358
Had a crew like 20 in the, like, it was, and then it's just like family.

335
00:11:42.378 --> 00:11:43.199
And you're just like, wow.

336
00:11:43.299 --> 00:11:47.220
And so when I ripped off my pants, when I had to go nude, I didn't look down.

337
00:11:47.240 --> 00:11:49.681
Cause I was like, I don't want to know what it looks like.

338
00:11:49.701 --> 00:11:52.842
Literally for 20 minutes, I didn't look down because I was so embarrassed.

339
00:11:53.203 --> 00:11:56.124
And then I looked down and it was literally the worst possible outcome.

340
00:11:57.044 --> 00:12:01.506
And you know when your balls shrivel up and it just... Oh, fuck it.

341
00:12:01.526 --> 00:12:02.847
It's like a little peanut.

342
00:12:02.887 --> 00:12:04.187
Honestly, it was so rattling.

343
00:12:04.228 --> 00:12:05.468
It was so, so rattling.

344
00:12:05.508 --> 00:12:08.410
And then we were getting edits back off them.

345
00:12:08.670 --> 00:12:10.751
And so they meant to blur it.

346
00:12:10.791 --> 00:12:12.692
And someone had time-coded it and changed it around.

347
00:12:12.952 --> 00:12:15.213
So I seen what it looked like on camera.

348
00:12:15.633 --> 00:12:16.313
What it looked like.

349
00:12:16.353 --> 00:12:18.995
It was the most confronting thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

350
00:12:19.055 --> 00:12:20.935
I don't know how...

351
00:12:21.116 --> 00:12:22.196
It wasn't that bad.

352
00:12:24.302 --> 00:12:25.043
In real life?

353
00:12:25.243 --> 00:12:25.524
No.

354
00:12:25.544 --> 00:12:26.746
The thing had a bit of emotion on it.

355
00:12:26.766 --> 00:12:27.547
No, it did not.

356
00:12:27.567 --> 00:12:29.029
What did Jackson like in real life?

357
00:12:29.169 --> 00:12:31.232
It put me to shame, hey.

358
00:12:31.332 --> 00:12:32.674
That thing was like, had a mind of its own.

359
00:12:32.694 --> 00:12:35.898
It was actually like, shooting up like a, real snake and stuff.

360
00:12:35.918 --> 00:12:36.379
Seriously.

361
00:12:36.459 --> 00:12:38.883
It was like finding ants in the gun and like taking them and shit.

362
00:12:39.303 --> 00:12:40.304
It's not for love to guess.

363
00:12:40.324 --> 00:12:40.884
I was right out of it.

364
00:12:40.944 --> 00:12:42.344
I'm like, dude, you can't have that thing.

365
00:12:42.365 --> 00:12:42.965
No, no, no.

366
00:12:42.985 --> 00:12:45.086
The guy next to me, he had a thing.

367
00:12:45.586 --> 00:12:47.447
He had a fucking police baton.

368
00:12:48.087 --> 00:12:48.467
No, no.

369
00:12:48.507 --> 00:12:51.329
This thing, right, I got put up next to this guy playing shallow cock with him.

370
00:12:51.689 --> 00:12:52.409
And it was nude.

371
00:12:52.649 --> 00:12:54.350
Yeah, strip nude.

372
00:12:54.370 --> 00:12:56.071
So we had every bad shirt, we had a strip.

373
00:12:56.331 --> 00:12:58.832
This guy next to me, it was like fucking five degrees.

374
00:12:58.952 --> 00:13:00.713
And his thing, I would hate to see it in Greece.

375
00:13:01.193 --> 00:13:01.294
Oh.

376
00:13:01.674 --> 00:13:03.775
Mate, it was that long.

377
00:13:03.795 --> 00:13:04.315
Oh, my God.

378
00:13:04.355 --> 00:13:05.556
And it was like thick.

379
00:13:05.616 --> 00:13:07.697
And so enough of them looking next to that thing.

380
00:13:07.957 --> 00:13:08.217
The Germans.

381
00:13:08.237 --> 00:13:08.497
Oh, my God.

382
00:13:08.657 --> 00:13:09.017
That's the thing.

383
00:13:09.057 --> 00:13:11.099
If you go to those nudist camps, you want to be confident.

384
00:13:11.199 --> 00:13:12.220
Oh, yeah.

385
00:13:12.260 --> 00:13:13.140
But then there was another guy.

386
00:13:13.160 --> 00:13:18.784
But obviously body shaming is just stupid and not a thing, which was so good because it was all shapes and sizes.

387
00:13:18.884 --> 00:13:19.245
Exactly.

388
00:13:19.265 --> 00:13:22.947
But this guy had a peanut.

389
00:13:23.288 --> 00:13:24.649
Also, next, another guy.

390
00:13:25.489 --> 00:13:26.649
Well, I think that's the thing.

391
00:13:26.669 --> 00:13:28.710
But it didn't make, so it made you feel, everyone felt good.

392
00:13:28.730 --> 00:13:33.232
Yeah, yeah, you know, it's all, you know, that's, you know, all shapes and sizes, you know, there's something out there for everyone.

393
00:13:33.252 --> 00:13:40.034
And that's what I found, even though it was rattling as fuck doing my thing, I feel like it was just, got to a point of just liberation and freedom.

394
00:13:40.054 --> 00:13:40.174
Yeah.

395
00:13:40.274 --> 00:13:41.674
And you're kind of like, this is me.

396
00:13:41.895 --> 00:13:46.016
Yeah, I did feel that for maybe one minute at the camp.

397
00:13:46.116 --> 00:13:48.357
I wouldn't have helped me if there wasn't a film crew there.

398
00:13:48.417 --> 00:13:48.657
Yeah.

399
00:13:50.228 --> 00:13:50.889
Oh, man.

400
00:13:50.929 --> 00:13:53.090
Well, that's a success.

401
00:13:53.110 --> 00:13:54.231
You got a win out of that, really.

402
00:13:54.271 --> 00:13:54.672
Yeah.

403
00:13:54.692 --> 00:13:55.812
You become a bit more free.

404
00:13:55.832 --> 00:13:56.653
Yeah.

405
00:13:56.853 --> 00:13:57.694
You know what?

406
00:13:57.734 --> 00:13:58.034
Yeah.

407
00:13:58.514 --> 00:14:00.276
Got some nice drawings I hung up on the wall.

408
00:14:00.296 --> 00:14:01.076
Give to mum.

409
00:14:02.357 --> 00:14:03.198
Oh, thanks for coming in.

410
00:14:03.558 --> 00:14:05.900
And I'm sure you guys will hear a lot more of Dom's Rattles.

411
00:14:06.080 --> 00:14:06.720
Oh, yeah, man.

412
00:14:06.740 --> 00:14:06.961
Very soon.

413
00:14:17.375 --> 00:14:18.595
Okay, a couple weeks ago, we...

414
00:14:19.015 --> 00:14:20.756
I was in the mental health chat, actually.

415
00:14:20.896 --> 00:14:29.577
We spoke about a time when Jack and I were in New York and we were in a deep chat and something happened.

416
00:14:30.497 --> 00:14:34.278
And Sarah is in here to tell us... To tell everyone what happened.

417
00:14:34.798 --> 00:14:35.658
Well, Lulu, sorry.

418
00:14:35.698 --> 00:14:37.258
Lulu's in here to tell everyone what happened.

419
00:14:37.518 --> 00:14:37.878
Yeah.

420
00:14:37.898 --> 00:14:38.519
So it was a...

421
00:14:38.539 --> 00:14:39.899
It was a fumbling of the bag.

422
00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:42.099
Yeah, I think that's what this segment is.

423
00:14:42.739 --> 00:14:43.679
Fumble of the bag.

424
00:14:43.699 --> 00:14:44.360
Fumbling the bag.

425
00:14:45.340 --> 00:14:46.920
We've all fumbled the bag, haven't we?

426
00:14:47.389 --> 00:14:48.209
That was a big fumble.

427
00:14:48.470 --> 00:14:50.231
You got slippery hands, hey?

428
00:14:50.451 --> 00:14:51.972
You have very slippery hands.

429
00:14:52.032 --> 00:14:53.893
I was coming straight to him and I just dropped it.

430
00:14:54.393 --> 00:14:55.874
This was such a funny night.

431
00:14:56.154 --> 00:15:01.677
So for context, this was New Year's Eve in New York.

432
00:15:02.100 --> 00:15:02.440
2024?

433
00:15:02.581 --> 00:15:02.781
2024?

434
00:15:02.861 --> 00:15:04.603
Yeah.

435
00:15:04.623 --> 00:15:05.764
Going into 2025?

436
00:15:05.784 --> 00:15:07.386
What a time, eh?

437
00:15:07.426 --> 00:15:08.207
What a time.

438
00:15:08.227 --> 00:15:09.728
Yeah, what a time.

439
00:15:09.748 --> 00:15:10.129
New York.

440
00:15:10.149 --> 00:15:11.130
We had a little work trip.

441
00:15:11.470 --> 00:15:11.831
We did.

442
00:15:11.851 --> 00:15:13.572
I don't know how much work we did.

443
00:15:13.592 --> 00:15:14.754
No, I wouldn't call it work trip.

444
00:15:14.774 --> 00:15:16.175
No, it was because we got content.

445
00:15:16.456 --> 00:15:17.557
We're talking about it right now.

446
00:15:18.017 --> 00:15:18.518
Actually.

447
00:15:18.558 --> 00:15:19.339
Claim it all on GST.

448
00:15:19.379 --> 00:15:19.959
It's all good.

449
00:15:19.979 --> 00:15:20.380
Very good.

450
00:15:20.400 --> 00:15:23.183
By the way, everyone, you can't claim that on tax, so don't come at us.

451
00:15:23.787 --> 00:15:28.948
Yeah, our lives look very different to what they did then, but it was quite a time.

452
00:15:28.988 --> 00:15:30.669
You had just met Sarah.

453
00:15:30.689 --> 00:15:35.550
Yeah, so Sarah had been in New York with us for like two weeks.

454
00:15:35.570 --> 00:15:35.930
That's right.

455
00:15:36.030 --> 00:15:38.250
And she spent Christmas with us and then she flew home.

456
00:15:38.290 --> 00:15:41.651
And then when she flew home, as she flew home, Dom came in.

457
00:15:41.671 --> 00:15:44.492
So like from one partner to another.

458
00:15:44.592 --> 00:15:47.693
Yeah, and Dom was with us and he arrived that night.

459
00:15:47.833 --> 00:15:49.453
Yeah, like 5 p.m. or something.

460
00:15:49.653 --> 00:15:52.917
On New Year's Eve, and we were obviously very excited.

461
00:15:52.937 --> 00:15:54.498
We were well excited.

462
00:15:54.539 --> 00:15:55.980
We were really excited for the night.

463
00:15:56.000 --> 00:16:00.926
We also had no plans because the one thing I left with you guys was you guys can plan New Year's Eve.

464
00:16:01.026 --> 00:16:02.467
I booked all the museums.

465
00:16:02.487 --> 00:16:03.248
You didn't show.

466
00:16:03.288 --> 00:16:03.749
Yeah.

467
00:16:03.809 --> 00:16:05.150
I did everything.

468
00:16:05.170 --> 00:16:05.931
All the plays.

469
00:16:05.991 --> 00:16:06.712
All the museums.

470
00:16:06.732 --> 00:16:08.935
The plays that we left, the Broadway show we left halfway through.

471
00:16:09.155 --> 00:16:10.957
I took them to Wicked, which was the...

472
00:16:11.726 --> 00:16:14.148
You guys like, you left halfway through.

473
00:16:14.248 --> 00:16:15.449
Worst thing ever.

474
00:16:15.489 --> 00:16:17.571
You were like, yeah, we've actually, we've got to go.

475
00:16:17.691 --> 00:16:18.572
Dom didn't leave though.

476
00:16:18.592 --> 00:16:20.033
Dom cried the whole time.

477
00:16:20.073 --> 00:16:20.934
He was blackout drunk.

478
00:16:21.014 --> 00:16:21.815
He was blackout.

479
00:16:22.235 --> 00:16:25.778
He then got a photo with Glinda, like the star afterwards.

480
00:16:25.798 --> 00:16:28.220
We didn't have the heart to tell him that was like a dancer.

481
00:16:28.300 --> 00:16:29.881
An extra, yeah.

482
00:16:29.921 --> 00:16:30.582
Not the lead.

483
00:16:31.102 --> 00:16:33.344
She was the one that was dressed up as a tree out the back.

484
00:16:33.364 --> 00:16:35.966
Dom had his eyes shut singing every single lyric.

485
00:16:36.066 --> 00:16:37.327
And he didn't know the lyrics.

486
00:16:37.907 --> 00:16:39.208
He knows the lyrics.

487
00:16:39.228 --> 00:16:40.789
He actually knows them really good.

488
00:16:41.050 --> 00:16:45.253
But there's something about a... Musicals are not my thing.

489
00:16:45.293 --> 00:16:45.873
I tried.

490
00:16:46.093 --> 00:16:46.574
We tried.

491
00:16:47.054 --> 00:16:49.196
But I think we were severely hungover as well.

492
00:16:49.216 --> 00:16:50.417
I don't mind them.

493
00:16:50.477 --> 00:16:52.838
But yeah, I think we were hungover that day and we were really tired.

494
00:16:53.179 --> 00:16:54.520
No, never again.

495
00:16:54.700 --> 00:16:56.241
It wasn't the right time.

496
00:16:56.341 --> 00:16:56.841
Disrespectful.

497
00:16:56.861 --> 00:16:57.002
Yeah.

498
00:16:57.022 --> 00:16:57.862
It is a bit disrespectful.

499
00:16:57.962 --> 00:16:58.262
It is.

500
00:16:58.323 --> 00:16:58.543
It is.

501
00:16:59.583 --> 00:17:03.265
Anyway, so New Year's Eve night, it's us.

502
00:17:03.345 --> 00:17:06.547
It's my two best friends that were with me.

503
00:17:06.767 --> 00:17:07.548
It's my brother.

504
00:17:07.568 --> 00:17:09.068
That's right.

505
00:17:09.108 --> 00:17:09.569
Yeah.

506
00:17:09.609 --> 00:17:10.429
That's right.

507
00:17:10.469 --> 00:17:10.749
Yeah.

508
00:17:11.450 --> 00:17:12.050
It's Dom.

509
00:17:12.570 --> 00:17:19.434
And it's a lovely girl that we're going to call Susan, who we were hanging out with in New York and who was seeing Jack at the time.

510
00:17:19.454 --> 00:17:19.814
Yeah.

511
00:17:20.374 --> 00:17:20.595
And...

512
00:17:21.846 --> 00:17:22.907
A little holiday romance.

513
00:17:23.027 --> 00:17:23.227
Yeah.

514
00:17:23.567 --> 00:17:25.048
Great, great, great lady.

515
00:17:25.068 --> 00:17:26.189
Susan is a legend.

516
00:17:26.209 --> 00:17:26.509
The best.

517
00:17:26.529 --> 00:17:27.010
The best.

518
00:17:27.030 --> 00:17:29.571
Actually, when I went back to New York last year, I hung out with her.

519
00:17:29.691 --> 00:17:29.911
Yeah.

520
00:17:29.992 --> 00:17:32.393
I remember you asking me for like permission.

521
00:17:32.433 --> 00:17:33.694
I was like, why are you?

522
00:17:33.974 --> 00:17:34.615
That's really nice.

523
00:17:34.635 --> 00:17:35.675
But yes, of course.

524
00:17:35.715 --> 00:17:36.016
I think.

525
00:17:36.076 --> 00:17:36.736
I was like, no.

526
00:17:37.036 --> 00:17:37.537
I think no.

527
00:17:37.677 --> 00:17:40.278
I think my Sierra actually hung out with her as well.

528
00:17:40.298 --> 00:17:40.999
Who else?

529
00:17:41.199 --> 00:17:41.539
Yeah.

530
00:17:41.579 --> 00:17:41.719
Sorry.

531
00:17:41.739 --> 00:17:42.740
We all really liked Susan.

532
00:17:42.780 --> 00:17:43.220
Fucking hell.

533
00:17:43.240 --> 00:17:43.361
So.

534
00:17:45.843 --> 00:17:56.719
And we get into this club and you guys kind of obviously were on one and you sort of disappeared for a while.

535
00:17:57.695 --> 00:17:59.776
And let's just say this was New Year's Eve as well.

536
00:17:59.796 --> 00:18:00.536
This was New Year's Eve.

537
00:18:00.616 --> 00:18:01.736
So we'd been bar hopping.

538
00:18:01.776 --> 00:18:03.037
Hey, we were bar hopping.

539
00:18:03.077 --> 00:18:03.297
Yeah.

540
00:18:03.637 --> 00:18:06.137
And then we got to a club that we were going to lock in on.

541
00:18:06.798 --> 00:18:08.258
And Susan had set up.

542
00:18:08.538 --> 00:18:11.099
She had made it so that we could go to the club.

543
00:18:11.119 --> 00:18:11.639
She helped us out.

544
00:18:11.659 --> 00:18:13.520
We wouldn't have to pay entry.

545
00:18:13.860 --> 00:18:15.000
We could just go straight in.

546
00:18:15.020 --> 00:18:19.481
And we owed her a lot for really organizing our night.

547
00:18:19.521 --> 00:18:21.402
Do you know when someone's trying to organize...

548
00:18:22.062 --> 00:18:23.603
you know, like, oh, I can get two extra people.

549
00:18:23.623 --> 00:18:25.904
When you say, can I get six extra people?

550
00:18:26.265 --> 00:18:27.725
You're asking a lot.

551
00:18:27.785 --> 00:18:28.626
I feel like shit.

552
00:18:28.686 --> 00:18:29.526
Can Sarah come?

553
00:18:29.566 --> 00:18:30.527
Can her two friends come?

554
00:18:30.567 --> 00:18:31.328
Can her brother come?

555
00:18:31.368 --> 00:18:33.569
Can the girl that her brother see?

556
00:18:33.629 --> 00:18:34.129
Yeah.

557
00:18:34.149 --> 00:18:36.351
Yeah, there was nearly like eight of us in the end.

558
00:18:36.811 --> 00:18:37.991
And somehow got us all in.

559
00:18:38.052 --> 00:18:41.714
And in New York, it's actually hard to get into clubs sometimes.

560
00:18:41.734 --> 00:18:42.674
Like in America.

561
00:18:42.894 --> 00:18:43.315
For guys.

562
00:18:43.495 --> 00:18:44.215
Yeah, for guys.

563
00:18:44.255 --> 00:18:44.876
It's hard to get in.

564
00:18:44.936 --> 00:18:46.296
And so they're always a bit skeptical.

565
00:18:46.316 --> 00:18:47.217
They don't really want you in there.

566
00:18:47.637 --> 00:18:50.059
And somehow she got us all into a good club that was going to have

567
00:18:50.739 --> 00:18:52.420
like a fun event on.

568
00:18:52.600 --> 00:18:53.321
No, she did the most.

569
00:18:53.661 --> 00:18:56.903
Not to mention the fact that Dom then got kicked out.

570
00:18:57.343 --> 00:18:57.924
That's right.

571
00:18:58.084 --> 00:19:00.365
And Dom couldn't get let back in.

572
00:19:01.146 --> 00:19:08.110
So apparently Dom was out there trying to like barter for a while with this poor bouncer that didn't want to bar of him.

573
00:19:08.470 --> 00:19:14.474
And so he'd go around the corner to like an Easy Mart equivalent and was buying like sunglasses and hats.

574
00:19:14.514 --> 00:19:16.055
And he kept just re-approaching the bouncer.

575
00:19:16.475 --> 00:19:18.996
bouncer and they'd be like, you've just been here.

576
00:19:19.036 --> 00:19:20.697
And he'd be like, no, I haven't.

577
00:19:20.757 --> 00:19:21.738
He'd be wearing it.

578
00:19:21.758 --> 00:19:22.939
So drunk going, no, I haven't.

579
00:19:22.999 --> 00:19:24.719
He had like six different hats.

580
00:19:25.080 --> 00:19:26.621
And then he ended up bribing him and got back in.

581
00:19:26.681 --> 00:19:27.021
Yeah.

582
00:19:27.341 --> 00:19:27.981
Well, no.

583
00:19:28.001 --> 00:19:29.802
Then Susan came out and helped.

584
00:19:30.062 --> 00:19:31.183
Oh my God.

585
00:19:31.203 --> 00:19:32.304
Get your friend in.

586
00:19:32.384 --> 00:19:33.944
Is she Wonder Woman or what?

587
00:19:33.965 --> 00:19:34.985
Oh, she's doing the most.

588
00:19:35.005 --> 00:19:35.605
What's going on?

589
00:19:35.625 --> 00:19:37.947
Anyway, so then us girls are all on the dance floor.

590
00:19:38.647 --> 00:19:40.289
And it's about 11.45pm.

591
00:19:40.349 --> 00:19:41.950
Fucking hell.

592
00:19:42.551 --> 00:19:46.234
And Susan's looking a little worried because we haven't seen you two in a while.

593
00:19:46.474 --> 00:19:50.017
Like, we didn't know where Jack and Fawkes had taken off to.

594
00:19:50.037 --> 00:19:53.540
We were like, oh, the bathroom lines are long and the drinks lines are long.

595
00:19:53.560 --> 00:19:54.721
Like, it's probably just that.

596
00:19:54.762 --> 00:19:55.702
Like, don't worry.

597
00:19:56.603 --> 00:19:58.225
And she looks at me and she goes like, he wouldn't.

598
00:19:59.167 --> 00:20:00.168
Miss Midnight, Woody.

599
00:20:00.209 --> 00:20:01.210
And I was like, oh my...

600
00:20:01.270 --> 00:20:04.734
I was like, Susan, sweetie, there is... Like, he's an idiot.

601
00:20:04.754 --> 00:20:06.016
He's not that much of an idiot.

602
00:20:06.076 --> 00:20:08.920
Don't worry.

603
00:20:08.960 --> 00:20:09.621
Oh my God.

604
00:20:09.821 --> 00:20:11.964
I was like, no, don't be ridiculous.

605
00:20:13.045 --> 00:20:15.208
They'll be in a drinks line or something.

606
00:20:15.228 --> 00:20:16.009
Like, I really wouldn't worry.

607
00:20:16.029 --> 00:20:16.350
Yeah.

608
00:20:16.630 --> 00:20:17.911
But we'd been gone for a while, hey.

609
00:20:17.971 --> 00:20:18.772
You guys have been gone.

610
00:20:18.792 --> 00:20:23.296
And then Dom whispers in my ear like, I don't know, they're kind of in a D&M right now.

611
00:20:23.616 --> 00:20:24.557
And I was like, what?

612
00:20:24.897 --> 00:20:26.098
And I was like, Jack and Fawkes.

613
00:20:26.118 --> 00:20:27.399
And it was like, yeah, yeah.

614
00:20:27.459 --> 00:20:32.904
They're really like kind of yelling at each other in a corner, but in like a loving way.

615
00:20:32.924 --> 00:20:34.846
They're just like having a really intense conversation.

616
00:20:34.866 --> 00:20:35.967
I was like, are they having a fight?

617
00:20:36.007 --> 00:20:36.467
I don't know.

618
00:20:36.708 --> 00:20:37.308
They don't fight.

619
00:20:37.328 --> 00:20:38.049
What do you mean?

620
00:20:38.549 --> 00:20:39.510
So I was super confused.

621
00:20:39.690 --> 00:20:42.473
And I'm going, and then Hannah and Liv, my friends, hear that.

622
00:20:42.493 --> 00:20:42.853
And I go, yeah.

623
00:20:43.513 --> 00:20:45.195
let's not tell.

624
00:20:46.736 --> 00:20:48.397
Let's not pass that information on.

625
00:20:48.437 --> 00:20:50.159
Why didn't anyone come over?

626
00:20:50.259 --> 00:20:52.541
So I go over, actually.

627
00:20:52.641 --> 00:20:54.282
Oh, yes.

628
00:20:54.642 --> 00:20:55.283
Why didn't anyone?

629
00:20:55.443 --> 00:20:56.804
Well, actually, I did.

630
00:20:56.824 --> 00:20:58.185
I think I remember this.

631
00:20:58.345 --> 00:21:03.409
I have to, like, it's my duty to stop this, like, train wreck in motion right now.

632
00:21:03.429 --> 00:21:03.690
Oh, fuck.

633
00:21:04.210 --> 00:21:05.071
So I go up to you.

634
00:21:05.211 --> 00:21:05.672
I go up to you.

635
00:21:05.712 --> 00:21:07.374
I interrupt this like D&M.

636
00:21:07.494 --> 00:21:08.976
You guys wouldn't even remember this.

637
00:21:09.417 --> 00:21:12.901
I interrupt and I'm like, hey guys, it's nearly midnight.

638
00:21:12.961 --> 00:21:14.723
Like we're all going to do the countdown.

639
00:21:15.304 --> 00:21:18.588
And you were like, yeah, no, we're actually, we're like nearly done here.

640
00:21:18.648 --> 00:21:20.010
But Sarah, it's really important we talk about this.

641
00:21:21.075 --> 00:21:21.815
Holy shit.

642
00:21:21.835 --> 00:21:23.696
And then that would have been you for sure.

643
00:21:23.836 --> 00:21:25.536
No, like making no sense.

644
00:21:25.556 --> 00:21:27.777
You were like, you need to let us.

645
00:21:28.397 --> 00:21:30.858
We're having a conversation right now.

646
00:21:30.878 --> 00:21:31.378
Fuck.

647
00:21:31.658 --> 00:21:33.038
I don't think it registered me.

648
00:21:33.138 --> 00:21:33.958
No, you did not register.

649
00:21:33.998 --> 00:21:34.939
And then you keep talking.

650
00:21:34.959 --> 00:21:39.780
And what I'm hearing is just like, no brother, I actually think I actually really value you.

651
00:21:42.854 --> 00:21:45.155
I actually think you do a really, I think you do a good job.

652
00:21:45.175 --> 00:21:47.236
Oh my God.

653
00:21:47.276 --> 00:21:47.516
Shit.

654
00:21:47.696 --> 00:21:50.918
And I'm looking at him, I'm like, oh my God, like there's no way.

655
00:21:50.938 --> 00:21:51.678
Anyway, so then I go back.

656
00:21:51.718 --> 00:21:55.980
And you don't understand, when Jack's, when just me, you were going at me as well.

657
00:21:56.240 --> 00:22:01.982
But when Jack is in these, he points and he has his fingers like, into you, like into your face.

658
00:22:02.002 --> 00:22:03.843
Like, no, like, cause you're special.

659
00:22:04.263 --> 00:22:05.464
You were like, guns up and...

660
00:22:05.984 --> 00:22:07.105
Hands on shoulders.

661
00:22:07.125 --> 00:22:07.926
Yeah, hands on shoulders.

662
00:22:07.946 --> 00:22:08.506
Hands on shoulders.

663
00:22:08.626 --> 00:22:10.087
Dude, I'm getting sweaty.

664
00:22:10.127 --> 00:22:10.908
There's no getting out.

665
00:22:10.948 --> 00:22:12.850
And I mean, I was in there as well.

666
00:22:12.890 --> 00:22:14.050
I'm not boning fingers.

667
00:22:14.110 --> 00:22:15.251
You were that deep in with me.

668
00:22:15.291 --> 00:22:16.552
We were in the trenches.

669
00:22:16.993 --> 00:22:18.494
But it's really hazy for me.

670
00:22:18.514 --> 00:22:19.615
It's really black.

671
00:22:19.835 --> 00:22:20.916
It's really patchy.

672
00:22:21.436 --> 00:22:21.916
And then...

673
00:22:22.777 --> 00:22:23.798
We're on the dance floor.

674
00:22:23.878 --> 00:22:24.378
Itching and shit.

675
00:22:24.438 --> 00:22:26.500
My brother is with me.

676
00:22:26.740 --> 00:22:30.082
He's just had this girl join and we were all so excited for him.

677
00:22:30.103 --> 00:22:30.543
Oh, fuck's sake.

678
00:22:30.603 --> 00:22:32.905
You guys had wingmaned him so hard that night.

679
00:22:32.965 --> 00:22:33.505
Like you.

680
00:22:33.845 --> 00:22:42.612
My brother was there with this girl that he kind of liked and he spent more time hyping up Will than he did talking to Susan that night.

681
00:22:42.852 --> 00:22:43.653
And I will say...

682
00:22:44.393 --> 00:22:45.614
Will and that girl are still together.

683
00:22:45.634 --> 00:22:46.295
Shut up.

684
00:22:46.335 --> 00:22:47.336
They've just moved together.

685
00:22:47.416 --> 00:22:49.878
So actually... Something came good other than that.

686
00:22:50.018 --> 00:22:51.579
We had some losses and we had some wins.

687
00:22:51.619 --> 00:22:52.380
Yeah, yeah.

688
00:22:52.840 --> 00:22:55.222
But we were a bit distracted with that as well.

689
00:22:55.242 --> 00:22:57.244
And then suddenly I realized the countdown started.

690
00:22:57.784 --> 00:22:58.224
Oh, my God.

691
00:22:58.244 --> 00:22:59.285
I'm looking at Susan.

692
00:22:59.606 --> 00:23:00.566
I get her in.

693
00:23:00.666 --> 00:23:05.090
We all... Obviously, like, me, Han, Liv, we didn't have boyfriends or anything with us.

694
00:23:05.170 --> 00:23:05.831
So we were like...

695
00:23:06.271 --> 00:23:07.352
Yeah, the girl!

696
00:23:07.432 --> 00:23:08.733
And you could just see.

697
00:23:08.793 --> 00:23:11.155
I was like, oh, Susan, I'm so sorry.

698
00:23:11.575 --> 00:23:16.439
And then once the countdown ended, she disappeared.

699
00:23:16.519 --> 00:23:17.540
She just disappeared completely.

700
00:23:17.560 --> 00:23:18.460
And I was like, you know what?

701
00:23:18.540 --> 00:23:19.041
That's fair.

702
00:23:19.081 --> 00:23:23.404
So then I go up to you afterwards and I go, Susan's pretty pissed.

703
00:23:23.544 --> 00:23:24.905
What the fuck was that?

704
00:23:25.406 --> 00:23:26.266
And you go, why?

705
00:23:26.767 --> 00:23:26.947
Why?

706
00:23:27.958 --> 00:23:30.260
Oh my God.

707
00:23:30.340 --> 00:23:33.922
I go, what do you mean by, and you go, I'm here.

708
00:23:33.942 --> 00:23:39.105
I just had, you go, Sarah, I just had the most amazing hard time with her.

709
00:23:39.125 --> 00:23:41.187
You don't understand what I, you don't understand.

710
00:23:41.527 --> 00:23:42.748
We've just sorted everything.

711
00:23:42.768 --> 00:23:43.908
Like, we're great.

712
00:23:43.928 --> 00:23:44.649
This is the best night.

713
00:23:44.669 --> 00:23:45.770
Let's have the best night ever.

714
00:23:45.810 --> 00:23:47.771
And I was like, no, you don't understand.

715
00:23:47.831 --> 00:23:48.511
She's left.

716
00:23:49.692 --> 00:23:55.717
I did not register at all in my stupidity that it was a problem.

717
00:23:56.418 --> 00:23:57.078
I didn't know.

718
00:23:57.138 --> 00:24:05.025
No, but first of all, I didn't know because where we were or just how deep we were in this fucking thing, when you came over, I just thought you'd like come dance.

719
00:24:05.725 --> 00:24:06.145
I didn't know.

720
00:24:07.026 --> 00:24:15.812
I just stupidly didn't know, come and join in on the countdown of New Year's Eve with the girl you're here with, which I had spent a lot of time with over the last weeks.

721
00:24:16.353 --> 00:24:18.654
And we had a great thing going on.

722
00:24:18.874 --> 00:24:21.376
And I just didn't, it just didn't clock to me.

723
00:24:21.396 --> 00:24:23.097
But I can't believe we fully missed the countdown.

724
00:24:23.117 --> 00:24:23.638
But that's the thing.

725
00:24:23.658 --> 00:24:24.138
We didn't even hear it.

726
00:24:24.398 --> 00:24:24.979
10, 9, 8.

727
00:24:25.459 --> 00:24:26.700
We didn't know the countdown was on.

728
00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:30.743
And then when you came back and you said that, we were in the best spirits ever.

729
00:24:30.763 --> 00:24:32.084
We're like, this is fucking amazing.

730
00:24:32.464 --> 00:24:33.705
Let's go party.

731
00:24:33.745 --> 00:24:36.627
Let's go see Susan and everyone and have the funnest time ever.

732
00:24:37.228 --> 00:24:38.589
And then you're like, she's gone.

733
00:24:38.609 --> 00:24:40.170
And I was like, what do you mean she's gone?

734
00:24:40.190 --> 00:24:40.450
Why?

735
00:24:40.810 --> 00:24:41.231
Where's she gone?

736
00:24:41.251 --> 00:24:42.632
She's going to get a coat or what?

737
00:24:43.072 --> 00:24:45.954
And you're like, no, she's a bit upset.

738
00:24:45.994 --> 00:24:46.434
She's gone.

739
00:24:46.454 --> 00:24:47.335
I'm like, why?

740
00:24:47.856 --> 00:24:49.277
Because you missed the countdown.

741
00:24:49.297 --> 00:24:49.737
And I was like...

742
00:24:49.997 --> 00:24:51.057
And it's not just missing the countdown.

743
00:24:51.077 --> 00:24:53.278
It's like you would have... We would have gone for nearly an hour.

744
00:24:53.698 --> 00:24:56.578
So it's just like we were going... Yeah, 100% on me.

745
00:24:56.618 --> 00:25:01.539
And the worst thing is... We were like in the corner of a club, like sitting down on some booth.

746
00:25:01.819 --> 00:25:02.599
It was that loud.

747
00:25:02.639 --> 00:25:06.700
We're like... Like we should have been out of here.

748
00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:08.601
That 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 1 happened.

749
00:25:08.741 --> 00:25:12.221
Even if Susan wasn't there, we wouldn't have wanted to miss the countdown regardless.

750
00:25:12.601 --> 00:25:16.082
But we just were that locked in telling each other how much we love each other.

751
00:25:16.122 --> 00:25:16.342
No...

752
00:25:16.502 --> 00:25:19.845
It's more a testament to Jack's drunk business chats.

753
00:25:19.865 --> 00:25:22.688
Like the lock-in is like nothing.

754
00:25:22.708 --> 00:25:29.053
100% in a. I think it's a very special and unique experience on the other end.

755
00:25:29.393 --> 00:25:29.834
Oh, mate.

756
00:25:29.854 --> 00:25:32.436
The people who have experienced it know that are listening.

757
00:25:32.917 --> 00:25:36.059
And I hope you don't have to experience it much more because it's fucking...

758
00:25:36.600 --> 00:25:38.822
I can get serious quick.

759
00:25:39.102 --> 00:25:40.863
But so after she left and then...

760
00:25:41.524 --> 00:25:44.086
Man, I was like, I feel like I sobered up like that.

761
00:25:44.226 --> 00:25:45.266
So you're on damage control.

762
00:25:45.286 --> 00:25:48.008
Yeah, and it was so fucking shit.

763
00:25:48.088 --> 00:25:48.989
Like, yuck.

764
00:25:49.089 --> 00:25:51.290
Like, just so, it's just so boyish.

765
00:25:51.731 --> 00:25:54.533
But you meant it was so genuine.

766
00:25:54.733 --> 00:25:56.474
Like, it was so genuinely...

767
00:25:56.934 --> 00:25:57.795
I just did not meet.

768
00:25:57.835 --> 00:26:03.118
And then I was like calling her off the hook and she was screening all my calls.

769
00:26:03.178 --> 00:26:05.339
And to her credit, I would have done the same.

770
00:26:05.739 --> 00:26:06.580
But she was screening all my calls.

771
00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:07.801
I'm like, what the hell?

772
00:26:07.821 --> 00:26:08.481
I'm so sorry.

773
00:26:08.501 --> 00:26:09.322
Like, I didn't know.

774
00:26:09.362 --> 00:26:10.422
Like, what's going on?

775
00:26:10.442 --> 00:26:11.163
Like, answer me.

776
00:26:11.783 --> 00:26:14.005
So I answered the calls and I was like, oh yeah, I'm so sorry.

777
00:26:14.025 --> 00:26:14.685
Like, come back.

778
00:26:14.745 --> 00:26:15.465
Like, let's have fun.

779
00:26:15.486 --> 00:26:16.526
I didn't mean it, blah, blah, blah.

780
00:26:16.546 --> 00:26:17.887
And she's like, I'm at home.

781
00:26:18.467 --> 00:26:21.049
I was like, fuck, you've just done so much for us.

782
00:26:21.069 --> 00:26:22.370
Oh man, this is so heavy.

783
00:26:22.570 --> 00:26:23.591
It's actually so heavy.

784
00:26:23.611 --> 00:26:24.131
That's so heavy.

785
00:26:24.851 --> 00:26:39.443
full blown that was a full Gucci bag dropped into the swamp yeah yeah down the drain yeah fuck me one of the gutter drains too where you can't lift up the grate yeah in New York it's out I do think as well there's probably a miscoms on like

786
00:26:41.484 --> 00:26:44.485
if you really care about New Year's Eve kisses or not.

787
00:26:44.525 --> 00:26:45.245
It's the same thing.

788
00:26:45.325 --> 00:26:47.726
Honestly, this is so bad, but it's like flowers.

789
00:26:48.606 --> 00:26:57.689
It's like, I mean, obviously you love love and you want to kiss on the cannon, but guys don't wait around all year for it.

790
00:26:58.069 --> 00:26:59.730
Like even that day, like you don't think of it.

791
00:27:00.330 --> 00:27:04.134
I mean, I'm not speaking for all guys here, but for me anyway, I think most guys are pretty much...

792
00:27:04.154 --> 00:27:09.800
I've probably never had all my friends here that say the same thing, but like, you're not like, I can't wait to kiss on the bell tonight.

793
00:27:09.820 --> 00:27:13.103
Like, it's just not a... And when you're having fun, it's like...

794
00:27:13.163 --> 00:27:13.544
I know.

795
00:27:13.604 --> 00:27:15.886
If I heard about it, I probably would have... Actually, you know what?

796
00:27:15.906 --> 00:27:16.567
I don't know.

797
00:27:16.969 --> 00:27:18.050
It does mean something, I feel like.

798
00:27:18.070 --> 00:27:19.351
It's pretty funny, though.

799
00:27:19.371 --> 00:27:20.613
Of course it means something.

800
00:27:21.093 --> 00:27:27.079
But there's something about like the last 10 seconds of the year and everyone starts just like doing a bit of this.

801
00:27:27.159 --> 00:27:29.641
And then we can like sense the tension.

802
00:27:29.681 --> 00:27:32.504
It's so funny.

803
00:27:32.584 --> 00:27:34.726
There's nothing worse when you don't have one either.

804
00:27:34.826 --> 00:27:36.888
And then everyone starts hooking up around.

805
00:27:37.248 --> 00:27:38.630
And you just feel like a loser.

806
00:27:38.650 --> 00:27:40.131
You start the year like a shame job.

807
00:27:41.332 --> 00:27:44.333
I'm looking around, everyone's kissing, and you're like, oh, my God, I'm going to be lonely forever.

808
00:27:44.353 --> 00:27:45.594
We didn't even hear the thing.

809
00:27:45.814 --> 00:27:46.574
That's what that was in my head.

810
00:27:46.614 --> 00:27:52.096
Like, we'd know, because you know how they stop the music, and they do the, we would, we must have been that embedded in this chat.

811
00:27:52.477 --> 00:27:52.837
You were.

812
00:27:52.857 --> 00:27:54.197
I'm not even listening to this to get out of it.

813
00:27:54.317 --> 00:27:59.339
We didn't hear this fucking thing, which makes me most annoying, because, like, I was like, what's wrong?

814
00:28:00.360 --> 00:28:01.860
When you come over, I'm like, what are you talking about?

815
00:28:01.900 --> 00:28:03.281
Like, let's just have fun.

816
00:28:03.301 --> 00:28:04.681
What are we talking, why has anyone gone?

817
00:28:04.701 --> 00:28:05.422
Like, what's going on?

818
00:28:05.882 --> 00:28:06.662
And then I miscounted.

819
00:28:06.982 --> 00:28:08.543
I'm like, 100% idiot, fumble the bag, but.

820
00:28:09.619 --> 00:28:10.599
You know what I'd say, though?

821
00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:15.201
You've probably both fumbled the bag a lot more than you realize.

822
00:28:15.221 --> 00:28:15.641
I think so.

823
00:28:15.681 --> 00:28:18.982
I think guys fumble the bag a lot without even knowing they fumbled the bag.

824
00:28:19.042 --> 00:28:19.502
For sure.

825
00:28:19.522 --> 00:28:19.822
Yeah.

826
00:28:19.842 --> 00:28:24.684
Because especially Australian dating culture, everyone's so scared.

827
00:28:25.164 --> 00:28:26.204
No one knows what to do.

828
00:28:26.685 --> 00:28:32.346
And I don't think all the signs are as obvious as they need to be, potentially, for guys.

829
00:28:32.687 --> 00:28:33.507
Even stuff like...

830
00:28:34.456 --> 00:28:42.764
I don't know, like coming down to like eye contact or waiting outside when their friends have left and like staying with you outside, like whatever it is.

831
00:28:42.904 --> 00:28:46.048
Like there's so many little replying to your story.

832
00:28:46.068 --> 00:28:47.329
Giving someone a coat when they're cold.

833
00:28:47.369 --> 00:28:50.132
Like all this, yeah, we're pretty useless, aren't we?

834
00:28:50.152 --> 00:28:50.512
Yeah.

835
00:28:50.732 --> 00:28:51.812
So useless.

836
00:28:52.093 --> 00:28:53.413
So useless.

837
00:28:53.513 --> 00:28:56.574
Mate, honestly, like, it just doesn't.

838
00:28:56.814 --> 00:28:58.155
And you didn't come back from that, did you?

839
00:28:58.175 --> 00:29:00.015
Oh, I can't remember.

840
00:29:00.035 --> 00:29:00.316
I think we.

841
00:29:00.336 --> 00:29:01.476
You lived in different countries.

842
00:29:01.676 --> 00:29:02.777
Yeah.

843
00:29:02.797 --> 00:29:03.897
But it never really.

844
00:29:04.057 --> 00:29:05.017
Well, we did.

845
00:29:05.037 --> 00:29:05.257
Make up.

846
00:29:05.277 --> 00:29:06.358
Because that was the start of the show.

847
00:29:06.378 --> 00:29:06.738
No, we did.

848
00:29:06.758 --> 00:29:09.019
We ended up hanging out for another couple of weeks.

849
00:29:09.079 --> 00:29:11.820
But I think that was the start of the end.

850
00:29:11.840 --> 00:29:12.280
Yeah.

851
00:29:12.420 --> 00:29:18.367
Yeah, that laid the foundation of maybe I'm not the best person for you in this for right now.

852
00:29:18.387 --> 00:29:21.050
Oh, no, it's getting heavy, isn't it?

853
00:29:21.070 --> 00:29:22.071
It's getting real heavy.

854
00:29:22.251 --> 00:29:26.697
So we both, you know when you start to get a bit of feelings and you're like, you know it can't end well.

855
00:29:26.717 --> 00:29:32.243
So you end up, when you do catch yourself in the moments of like lust or love, you kind of get...

856
00:29:32.243 --> 00:29:32.983
get annoyed at yourself.

857
00:29:33.123 --> 00:29:35.844
You're like, and I could find that with her a little bit.

858
00:29:36.104 --> 00:29:37.145
I'm not saying she was that into me.

859
00:29:37.185 --> 00:29:41.746
I'm not sure, but I could find her getting a bit frustrated at things, especially when I do something like that.

860
00:29:42.146 --> 00:29:45.068
Then she's like, well, why am I wasting my time with this guy when I won't maybe see again?

861
00:29:45.488 --> 00:29:45.968
Yeah.

862
00:29:46.148 --> 00:29:49.009
But yeah, we hung out for another couple of weeks, but that was the beginning of the downfall.

863
00:29:49.249 --> 00:29:51.990
I mean, holiday romance is a whole thing in itself.

864
00:29:52.070 --> 00:29:52.590
It's tough.

865
00:29:52.690 --> 00:29:53.270
It's tough.

866
00:29:53.330 --> 00:29:53.571
Yeah.

867
00:29:53.811 --> 00:29:54.991
But it's a different beast.

868
00:29:55.071 --> 00:29:55.611
Yeah.

869
00:29:55.791 --> 00:29:56.331
You know what you do?

870
00:29:56.351 --> 00:29:57.332
You learn from a fumble.

871
00:29:57.912 --> 00:29:58.152
Yeah.

872
00:29:58.252 --> 00:29:58.813
You do.

873
00:29:59.493 --> 00:30:00.494
You carry a fumble with you.

874
00:30:00.614 --> 00:30:01.835
Exactly.

875
00:30:01.855 --> 00:30:03.796
My last New Year's kiss was carouse.

876
00:30:04.436 --> 00:30:06.317
Oh, hey.

877
00:30:06.678 --> 00:30:07.318
No, is that funny?

878
00:30:07.358 --> 00:30:12.261
Our last New Year's show, before we wrap up, our last New Year's kiss, we're in Byron Bay with our girlfriends.

879
00:30:12.321 --> 00:30:17.965
It was me, Liam, and Cal, I think, and someone else.

880
00:30:18.425 --> 00:30:20.646
And anyway, the girls, same thing.

881
00:30:20.987 --> 00:30:21.667
We were on the...

882
00:30:21.687 --> 00:30:40.129
dance hall with all the boys just down from them like at this house party and they were there but then they all went missing like five minutes before it and we look up this only happened because another girl in the mosh pit tapped us on the shoulder and goes and pointed behind us and it was all four of our girlfriends sitting on seats waiting for us oh no

883
00:30:41.590 --> 00:30:42.911
He hasn't lived much.

884
00:30:42.971 --> 00:30:46.413
Me and Liam were like, oh, shit, run.

885
00:30:46.874 --> 00:30:49.576
It was like, four, five, four, three, two.

886
00:30:49.696 --> 00:30:51.977
I think it was Grant and Evelyn.

887
00:30:52.197 --> 00:30:56.761
But that was actually like a wholesome night because we looked up and they were just smiling at us.

888
00:30:56.801 --> 00:30:57.681
That's so funny.

889
00:30:57.801 --> 00:30:58.422
It was so cute.

890
00:30:58.442 --> 00:31:01.564
I was just sitting on seats, like little school kids waiting for their boyfriend.

891
00:31:01.764 --> 00:31:03.045
We've come so far.

892
00:31:03.105 --> 00:31:07.168
My last New Year's was a dinner party with three other couples.

893
00:31:07.188 --> 00:31:07.469
No way.

894
00:31:07.569 --> 00:31:09.490
And I was like, God, we've come a little way.

895
00:31:09.510 --> 00:31:09.931
Oh, no.

896
00:31:09.971 --> 00:31:10.291
The same.

897
00:31:10.371 --> 00:31:16.096
I just flew into Brazil and we just had like a nice chill dinner thing at someone's house.

898
00:31:16.396 --> 00:31:17.216
And it was like real chill.

899
00:31:17.317 --> 00:31:22.421
But I was doing a little samba, spun around, bang, kiss, New Year's, done.

900
00:31:23.782 --> 00:31:24.742
Hey, come on.

901
00:31:24.762 --> 00:31:25.523
We'll leave on that note.

902
00:31:25.543 --> 00:31:26.404
No cumbling here.

903
00:31:32.987 --> 00:31:34.248
What time is it on the rocket clock?

904
00:31:34.929 --> 00:31:36.952
It's time for the Dems.

905
00:31:37.833 --> 00:31:38.353
Wasn't that good.

906
00:31:38.974 --> 00:31:41.136
I'm not happy with that.

907
00:31:41.156 --> 00:31:42.598
Back yourself a bit more.

908
00:31:42.758 --> 00:31:43.279
It was pretty good.

909
00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:45.061
I'm just being truthful.

910
00:31:45.502 --> 00:31:46.162
Believe in yourself.

911
00:31:46.302 --> 00:31:46.623
Okay.

912
00:31:47.364 --> 00:31:49.907
Even if it wasn't great, it was pretty good.

913
00:31:50.127 --> 00:31:50.587
Nine out of ten?

914
00:31:51.248 --> 00:31:51.528
No, no.

915
00:31:51.568 --> 00:31:52.189
No, not 9 out of 10.

916
00:31:52.209 --> 00:31:52.809
No, go ahead.

917
00:31:52.829 --> 00:31:54.190
No, I mean scale it out of 10.

918
00:31:54.250 --> 00:31:55.851
Oh, like 5.5.

919
00:31:55.871 --> 00:31:56.691
Yeah, exactly.

920
00:31:57.231 --> 00:31:59.052
But that's not bad.

921
00:31:59.072 --> 00:31:59.733
It's not good.

922
00:32:00.253 --> 00:32:00.933
Yeah, but it's not.

923
00:32:01.014 --> 00:32:01.494
It's mid.

924
00:32:01.554 --> 00:32:02.194
It's mid.

925
00:32:02.614 --> 00:32:03.055
Bland.

926
00:32:04.215 --> 00:32:04.756
Pretty bland.

927
00:32:04.776 --> 00:32:05.396
That's bland.

928
00:32:05.436 --> 00:32:05.936
You hit a couple.

929
00:32:06.236 --> 00:32:07.337
There you go.

930
00:32:07.497 --> 00:32:07.717
Okay.

931
00:32:07.917 --> 00:32:08.178
Ella.

932
00:32:08.618 --> 00:32:14.261
My boyfriend says he doesn't like posting on Instagram, but he posts his dog and shit photos of the beach on his story constantly.

933
00:32:14.721 --> 00:32:15.882
Should I take this personally?

934
00:32:16.042 --> 00:32:16.282
Yep.

935
00:32:16.402 --> 00:32:16.742
Dump him.

936
00:32:16.762 --> 00:32:17.563
Okay.

937
00:32:19.537 --> 00:32:21.339
Does he not want to take photos of her, maybe?

938
00:32:21.419 --> 00:32:22.360
Put up photos of her?

939
00:32:22.380 --> 00:32:25.184
That's like, why?

940
00:32:25.504 --> 00:32:27.446
It's pretty weird, if I'm being honest.

941
00:32:27.846 --> 00:32:33.012
I'm not, hey, look, I'm not a fucking counsellor or a relationship advisor.

942
00:32:33.092 --> 00:32:33.253
No.

943
00:32:33.453 --> 00:32:36.376
But it's a bit weird.

944
00:32:36.416 --> 00:32:37.117
Why is it weird?

945
00:32:37.137 --> 00:32:37.557
Because...

946
00:32:38.415 --> 00:32:44.261
Look, if it's just fishing or golf, I would be like, yeah, I get a guy's brain.

947
00:32:44.802 --> 00:32:46.704
But just boring photos of a beach?

948
00:32:46.724 --> 00:32:47.725
Like, what are you fishing for?

949
00:32:47.745 --> 00:32:48.886
Are you fishing for other women?

950
00:32:49.507 --> 00:32:51.329
Because, buddy, check yourself.

951
00:32:51.349 --> 00:32:52.010
She's going to walk.

952
00:32:52.670 --> 00:32:53.431
But Annie's dog.

953
00:32:54.052 --> 00:32:54.913
I guess I'll stop with dogs.

954
00:32:55.610 --> 00:32:56.371
Yeah, the dog's fine.

955
00:32:56.411 --> 00:32:57.171
Yeah, the dog's fine.

956
00:32:57.211 --> 00:32:58.792
Sus photos of the beach is weird.

957
00:32:58.932 --> 00:32:59.953
Actually, just take a picture.

958
00:32:59.973 --> 00:33:00.813
The beach photos are a bit weird.

959
00:33:01.074 --> 00:33:01.314
Weird.

960
00:33:01.334 --> 00:33:02.815
What are you, a sand enthusiast?

961
00:33:03.335 --> 00:33:03.815
It's sus.

962
00:33:04.396 --> 00:33:05.156
Ella, get out of there.

963
00:33:05.176 --> 00:33:05.597
No, don't.

964
00:33:05.617 --> 00:33:06.017
No, don't.

965
00:33:06.037 --> 00:33:06.737
It's so fine.

966
00:33:06.757 --> 00:33:07.458
It's actually so fine.

967
00:33:07.478 --> 00:33:08.418
Well, it's not so fine.

968
00:33:08.699 --> 00:33:09.599
It's not so fine at all.

969
00:33:09.999 --> 00:33:11.540
It's a have a chat.

970
00:33:11.721 --> 00:33:12.081
Yeah, okay.

971
00:33:12.101 --> 00:33:12.921
Just have a chat about it.

972
00:33:12.961 --> 00:33:13.282
Yeah.

973
00:33:13.402 --> 00:33:13.902
I'd have a chat.

974
00:33:14.042 --> 00:33:14.662
Investigate.

975
00:33:15.263 --> 00:33:15.803
Inquire.

976
00:33:16.003 --> 00:33:16.684
Yeah.

977
00:33:16.984 --> 00:33:18.125
Play that card game.

978
00:33:19.165 --> 00:33:19.666
What's it called?

979
00:33:19.986 --> 00:33:21.127
We're Not Really Strangers.

980
00:33:21.187 --> 00:33:21.427
Yeah.

981
00:33:21.447 --> 00:33:24.429
It normally ruins relationships, but so be careful.

982
00:33:25.715 --> 00:33:26.455
Or it brings them together.

983
00:33:26.555 --> 00:33:27.116
Yeah, yeah.

984
00:33:27.196 --> 00:33:28.616
It actually brought mine closer.

985
00:33:28.696 --> 00:33:29.036
And mine.

986
00:33:29.216 --> 00:33:29.437
Yeah.

987
00:33:29.977 --> 00:33:32.878
Dan says, I've started watching reality TV.

988
00:33:33.038 --> 00:33:37.240
I wasn't sure at the start, but now I've never been so invested in my life.

989
00:33:37.880 --> 00:33:40.241
Blokes, you've got to get around the housewives.

990
00:33:40.281 --> 00:33:41.702
That shit is so entertaining.

991
00:33:42.802 --> 00:33:43.743
What's the house?

992
00:33:43.763 --> 00:33:44.743
Like the Beverly Hills house?

993
00:33:44.803 --> 00:33:45.584
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

994
00:33:45.604 --> 00:33:46.885
Mate, I did get into a season of that.

995
00:33:46.985 --> 00:33:47.245
Did you?

996
00:33:47.265 --> 00:33:47.805
Lincoln's on it.

997
00:33:48.446 --> 00:33:49.467
No, I got... Lisa Reena.

998
00:33:49.567 --> 00:33:50.287
No, oh, true.

999
00:33:50.367 --> 00:33:50.867
You are on it.

1000
00:33:50.887 --> 00:33:51.008
True.

1001
00:33:51.068 --> 00:33:52.408
You're a part of the whole show.

1002
00:33:52.489 --> 00:33:52.889
Lisa.

1003
00:33:53.009 --> 00:33:53.909
Our good friend Lisa.

1004
00:33:53.929 --> 00:33:57.472
We actually go, like, talk with her sometimes in the DMs.

1005
00:33:57.572 --> 00:33:57.852
I know.

1006
00:33:57.912 --> 00:33:59.333
It's super weird for me.

1007
00:33:59.373 --> 00:34:02.255
We're in America and we're going to try and line up and do a video together.

1008
00:34:02.275 --> 00:34:02.755
That's right.

1009
00:34:02.915 --> 00:34:03.336
That's funny.

1010
00:34:03.476 --> 00:34:03.636
I...

1011
00:34:05.594 --> 00:34:05.914
You wait.

1012
00:34:06.214 --> 00:34:06.914
Yeah, come on.

1013
00:34:06.934 --> 00:34:07.955
This is embarrassing.

1014
00:34:07.995 --> 00:34:09.535
Hey, don't you be coming on me.

1015
00:34:09.555 --> 00:34:09.975
Okay, no.

1016
00:34:09.995 --> 00:34:12.576
That's how we... Don't you be doing that.

1017
00:34:13.396 --> 00:34:15.156
Don't be pointing fingers.

1018
00:34:15.196 --> 00:34:15.796
That's the right...

1019
00:34:15.816 --> 00:34:16.497
I'll stop coming on you.

1020
00:34:16.517 --> 00:34:17.297
Yeah, that's the right.

1021
00:34:17.337 --> 00:34:18.217
Don't you come on me.

1022
00:34:18.237 --> 00:34:19.517
Don't you be coming on me.

1023
00:34:19.717 --> 00:34:26.279
Okay, because you got into Love Island for a whole season, but I got into maths, and I am a bit ashamed about that.

1024
00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:30.140
So Sarah was like, just watch one episode with me, please, because we never watch TV together.

1025
00:34:30.700 --> 00:34:33.881
And now I am so... We got so hooked.

1026
00:34:35.842 --> 00:34:38.366
So disgusting that you go to viewing parties.

1027
00:34:38.426 --> 00:34:39.128
We're not going there.

1028
00:34:39.528 --> 00:34:40.610
I'd say that's another day.

1029
00:34:40.670 --> 00:34:42.233
We're not going there.

1030
00:34:42.253 --> 00:34:45.099
Falcon has, if he doesn't talk about this, I'm going to make him.

1031
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:46.601
Because it's rock bottom.

1032
00:34:47.424 --> 00:34:48.184
That is wrong.

1033
00:34:48.204 --> 00:34:50.085
He went... Can I... No, fuck off.

1034
00:34:50.105 --> 00:34:51.366
Okay, okay, okay.

1035
00:34:51.566 --> 00:34:53.246
Sorry, I didn't mean to swear that aggressively at you.

1036
00:34:53.326 --> 00:34:54.007
Yeah, you did, but...

1037
00:34:54.267 --> 00:34:54.887
But I did.

1038
00:34:54.927 --> 00:34:59.269
But yeah, I shamelessly got into maths, and it was like crack for me.

1039
00:34:59.789 --> 00:35:02.110
Like, I'd itch and shit if I didn't get this watch out.

1040
00:35:02.310 --> 00:35:03.370
It's the most watched show in a show.

1041
00:35:03.390 --> 00:35:03.970
See, I watched that...

1042
00:35:04.531 --> 00:35:07.992
I watched one app last, when that was on last, and...

1043
00:35:08.352 --> 00:35:09.813
It was even too trashy.

1044
00:35:09.833 --> 00:35:10.993
Yeah, it was too much.

1045
00:35:11.133 --> 00:35:12.014
I felt sick.

1046
00:35:12.094 --> 00:35:12.975
I was like, this is...

1047
00:35:12.995 --> 00:35:17.518
It was that one after the dinner party where that girl was just being an absolute bully, horrible human.

1048
00:35:17.759 --> 00:35:18.699
That was...

1049
00:35:18.940 --> 00:35:20.661
It brings out the worst in me, reality TV.

1050
00:35:20.961 --> 00:35:24.264
I nearly get more angry than what I do when I watch in the State of Origin.

1051
00:35:25.325 --> 00:35:25.565
Yeah.

1052
00:35:26.146 --> 00:35:26.987
Like, I'm on par.

1053
00:35:27.007 --> 00:35:28.108
I'm just getting so angry.

1054
00:35:28.228 --> 00:35:33.632
I'm up out of my seat going, I'm like flexing, walking around, yelling at people.

1055
00:35:33.812 --> 00:35:34.333
Do they pay them?

1056
00:35:34.353 --> 00:35:35.073
I go, this is a TV.

1057
00:35:35.134 --> 00:35:35.394
I'm like...

1058
00:35:36.090 --> 00:35:36.930
Holy doly.

1059
00:35:36.950 --> 00:35:37.651
That's so heavy.

1060
00:35:37.671 --> 00:35:38.591
That's crazy.

1061
00:35:38.991 --> 00:35:40.132
That's not healthy.

1062
00:35:40.172 --> 00:35:42.433
Why do they pay these people to be so backwards?

1063
00:35:43.533 --> 00:35:47.875
Because I'm like, how are people like that in this world?

1064
00:35:47.935 --> 00:35:49.275
And being an adult like that.

1065
00:35:49.335 --> 00:35:49.435
Yeah.

1066
00:35:49.455 --> 00:35:55.358
Like, how have you got through your whole life without even getting punched in the face 50,000 times or just have no friends?

1067
00:35:55.818 --> 00:35:58.219
Some of them on there are like love.

1068
00:35:58.239 --> 00:35:58.799
Yeah.

1069
00:35:58.979 --> 00:36:00.539
There's a couple that's just like... You love...

1070
00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:02.320
So you're deep in this.

1071
00:36:02.600 --> 00:36:02.980
You know.

1072
00:36:03.120 --> 00:36:03.660
Yeah.

1073
00:36:03.940 --> 00:36:05.201
Those are guys... Steve.

1074
00:36:06.081 --> 00:36:06.721
Oh, what a lad.

1075
00:36:06.981 --> 00:36:07.541
What a legend.

1076
00:36:07.581 --> 00:36:07.781
Okay.

1077
00:36:07.861 --> 00:36:08.342
I can't relate.

1078
00:36:08.402 --> 00:36:08.982
Anyway, anyway.

1079
00:36:09.002 --> 00:36:09.322
Sorry.

1080
00:36:09.422 --> 00:36:09.722
Sorry.

1081
00:36:09.822 --> 00:36:10.822
Too much reality show.

1082
00:36:11.142 --> 00:36:11.583
TV chat.

1083
00:36:12.003 --> 00:36:12.343
Callum.

1084
00:36:12.683 --> 00:36:13.103
Hey, boys.

1085
00:36:13.123 --> 00:36:13.603
Quick question.

1086
00:36:13.883 --> 00:36:16.164
How often are you actually meant to wash your bed sheets?

1087
00:36:16.484 --> 00:36:18.724
I feel like everyone has wildly different standards.

1088
00:36:19.025 --> 00:36:19.205
Yeah.

1089
00:36:19.545 --> 00:36:21.285
There's Dom scale and there's human scale.

1090
00:36:21.825 --> 00:36:22.386
Sorry, Dom.

1091
00:36:22.406 --> 00:36:23.966
No, I keep throwing Dom under the bus.

1092
00:36:24.026 --> 00:36:26.067
I don't feel good about that.

1093
00:36:26.207 --> 00:36:26.827
Poor Dommy.

1094
00:36:27.047 --> 00:36:27.427
But like...

1095
00:36:28.421 --> 00:36:28.782
Dom's out.

1096
00:36:28.802 --> 00:36:29.244
Betrayed.

1097
00:36:29.284 --> 00:36:30.007
Just betrayed Dom.

1098
00:36:30.027 --> 00:36:31.291
I'm not going to even say anything more.

1099
00:36:31.331 --> 00:36:31.572
Okay.

1100
00:36:32.683 --> 00:36:33.343
How often?

1101
00:36:33.363 --> 00:36:39.585
I reckon every... People might think this is rank, but for me personally... Because we're away a bit.

1102
00:36:40.365 --> 00:36:41.445
That changes my scale.

1103
00:36:41.625 --> 00:36:44.806
But if you're in your bed every night, that scale, that scale.

1104
00:36:45.466 --> 00:36:45.986
Okay.

1105
00:36:46.806 --> 00:36:50.687
So, living with Sarah, we do it weekly.

1106
00:36:51.247 --> 00:36:52.188
So once every seven days.

1107
00:36:52.608 --> 00:36:55.768
Mainly because of her because she's great and does that.

1108
00:36:56.088 --> 00:37:00.710
And if I'm at home, it's like two nearly push in three weeks.

1109
00:37:00.750 --> 00:37:01.310
Is that heavy?

1110
00:37:02.570 --> 00:37:02.671
Yeah.

1111
00:37:03.230 --> 00:37:04.570
Is that bad?

1112
00:37:04.610 --> 00:37:08.071
No, it's not good, but I'm not far behind.

1113
00:37:08.411 --> 00:37:09.511
I'm pretty close.

1114
00:37:09.552 --> 00:37:13.412
Like my biggest, I hate putting my sheets on.

1115
00:37:13.432 --> 00:37:15.053
That's absolute horror.

1116
00:37:15.073 --> 00:37:16.933
Love fresh sheets, hate putting them on.

1117
00:37:17.013 --> 00:37:20.774
And the scale, I hate it more than I like fresh sheets.

1118
00:37:20.794 --> 00:37:21.254
Yes.

1119
00:37:21.694 --> 00:37:23.035
So it doesn't balance out well.

1120
00:37:23.075 --> 00:37:27.096
But also, we're not in our house down home for three weeks ever at once.

1121
00:37:27.136 --> 00:37:27.996
We never have been.

1122
00:37:28.036 --> 00:37:32.677
So I would say if I was in my bed every night, it depends how much sweating you're doing every night too.

1123
00:37:33.797 --> 00:37:34.998
You know what I'm saying?

1124
00:37:35.359 --> 00:37:35.519
No.

1125
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:37.020
I know exactly what you're saying.

1126
00:37:37.060 --> 00:37:39.742
I mean like, because you sweat and you lose a lot of lute.

1127
00:37:39.762 --> 00:37:40.302
When you wank.

1128
00:37:40.362 --> 00:37:41.163
Yeah, you do.

1129
00:37:41.223 --> 00:37:42.483
No, I'm sorry.

1130
00:37:42.584 --> 00:37:43.384
I meant sex.

1131
00:37:44.305 --> 00:37:44.845
Not wanking.

1132
00:37:45.526 --> 00:37:48.067
We're like kids, eh?

1133
00:37:48.087 --> 00:37:50.669
We're like, I say the word sex and start laughing.

1134
00:37:50.789 --> 00:37:52.250
Oh dear, this is so embarrassing.

1135
00:37:52.270 --> 00:37:53.271
That's embarrassing.

1136
00:37:53.371 --> 00:37:56.153
Anyway, so, if I'm in my room every night, I'd change it.

1137
00:37:57.434 --> 00:37:58.955
It'd have to be once every seven days for sure.

1138
00:38:00.675 --> 00:38:01.555
But do you though?

1139
00:38:01.715 --> 00:38:02.215
Yeah, we do.

1140
00:38:02.616 --> 00:38:02.816
Now.

1141
00:38:03.236 --> 00:38:08.557
But if I'm at Kuyama house, I would be once every...

1142
00:38:08.577 --> 00:38:11.218
If I stay there every night, it'd be once every 10 days.

1143
00:38:11.238 --> 00:38:14.099
Nah.

1144
00:38:14.259 --> 00:38:15.159
I don't believe that.

1145
00:38:15.179 --> 00:38:15.739
Nah, it would.

1146
00:38:15.959 --> 00:38:16.760
I don't believe it.

1147
00:38:16.940 --> 00:38:17.580
Probably every 12th.

1148
00:38:18.939 --> 00:38:19.279
Max.

1149
00:38:19.779 --> 00:38:20.260
Yeah.

1150
00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:21.040
Every night though.

1151
00:38:21.060 --> 00:38:22.581
Because you get sweaty and gross.

1152
00:38:22.681 --> 00:38:24.101
In winter, you can push that thing out.

1153
00:38:24.241 --> 00:38:27.923
I'd like to say that, but I'm more like 16 to 21 days.

1154
00:38:28.563 --> 00:38:30.124
In winter, you can push it out to a mole.

1155
00:38:30.544 --> 00:38:30.884
Fuck.

1156
00:38:31.004 --> 00:38:32.965
Yeah, I'm not sure.

1157
00:38:33.305 --> 00:38:35.926
I'd say if you're good, if you're really good every week.

1158
00:38:35.966 --> 00:38:38.287
But your pillow should get changed more than your sheets.

1159
00:38:38.607 --> 00:38:38.907
Yeah.

1160
00:38:38.947 --> 00:38:43.489
Because that's how much dirt and dust you carry on your face and you're sleeping all night.

1161
00:38:43.629 --> 00:38:44.330
That's an awkward one.

1162
00:38:44.670 --> 00:38:45.570
That went on way too long.

1163
00:38:45.750 --> 00:38:46.010
Okay.

1164
00:38:46.491 --> 00:38:46.871
Inspo.

1165
00:38:47.511 --> 00:38:48.072
You got it first?

1166
00:38:48.092 --> 00:38:48.872
Inspiration, dude.

1167
00:38:49.053 --> 00:38:49.613
And you know what?

1168
00:38:49.853 --> 00:38:50.474
Lay it on me.

1169
00:38:50.554 --> 00:38:51.135
I'm ready for some.

1170
00:38:51.175 --> 00:38:51.635
I need some.

1171
00:38:51.755 --> 00:38:52.716
I ain't reading no quote.

1172
00:38:53.597 --> 00:38:54.518
This is from the dome.

1173
00:38:54.838 --> 00:38:55.999
Oh, my God.

1174
00:38:56.379 --> 00:38:57.100
This would be good.

1175
00:38:57.140 --> 00:38:58.021
Strapping everyone.

1176
00:38:58.642 --> 00:38:58.902
Ready?

1177
00:38:59.242 --> 00:38:59.522
Yeah.

1178
00:39:00.203 --> 00:39:00.503
Do it.

1179
00:39:00.824 --> 00:39:01.624
Oh, my God.

1180
00:39:03.006 --> 00:39:03.546
Fucking hell.

1181
00:39:03.766 --> 00:39:04.507
That's good.

1182
00:39:05.008 --> 00:39:05.748
Think about it.

1183
00:39:06.573 --> 00:39:07.995
Just do it or just do it?

1184
00:39:08.135 --> 00:39:08.435
Do it.

1185
00:39:08.876 --> 00:39:09.576
Do it.

1186
00:39:09.937 --> 00:39:10.598
Do it.

1187
00:39:11.098 --> 00:39:12.820
Go whatever it is.

1188
00:39:13.381 --> 00:39:13.681
Yeah.

1189
00:39:13.741 --> 00:39:14.442
No, seriously.

1190
00:39:14.542 --> 00:39:16.504
It has so much meaning.

1191
00:39:16.544 --> 00:39:22.591
And to me, it's the most basic sounding but most meaningful because…

1192
00:39:23.877 --> 00:39:28.859
If you just take that into every part of your life, you're going to have a very good life.

1193
00:39:29.040 --> 00:39:30.020
Or you're going to be in jail.

1194
00:39:30.580 --> 00:39:30.981
Probably.

1195
00:39:31.421 --> 00:39:35.783
But if you have a brain and some common sense, you won't be.

1196
00:39:35.803 --> 00:39:36.263
Yeah, cool.

1197
00:39:36.323 --> 00:39:39.585
But if you just, not just, if you do it,

1198
00:39:40.225 --> 00:39:40.925
You're stealing Nike.

1199
00:39:41.005 --> 00:39:41.805
Nike's going to be coming.

1200
00:39:41.825 --> 00:39:43.946
We're going to get a lawsuit after this.

1201
00:39:43.966 --> 00:39:54.948
Honestly, that business you're thinking of starting, the bloody cafe down the road you want to open up, you want to start knitting, you want to go start a conversation, you want to go meet a girl, you meet a man, do it.

1202
00:39:55.228 --> 00:39:55.488
Wow.

1203
00:39:55.588 --> 00:39:55.808
Do it.

1204
00:39:55.828 --> 00:39:56.888
And that just came from your dome.

1205
00:39:57.388 --> 00:39:58.129
You just came up with that.

1206
00:39:58.249 --> 00:39:58.809
Can you believe it?

1207
00:39:59.069 --> 00:39:59.309
Wow.

1208
00:39:59.449 --> 00:40:01.129
I didn't even read it off anything.

1209
00:40:01.749 --> 00:40:05.210
But seriously, it will change your life.

1210
00:40:07.208 --> 00:40:08.489
Is the only change in people's lives?

1211
00:40:08.509 --> 00:40:09.870
Fuck, I'm trying so hard.

1212
00:40:09.890 --> 00:40:10.510
No, no, no, it's good.

1213
00:40:10.690 --> 00:40:11.311
No, it was good.

1214
00:40:11.351 --> 00:40:12.231
It was actually good.

1215
00:40:12.412 --> 00:40:13.392
You've popped my balloon.

1216
00:40:13.552 --> 00:40:15.374
No, no, no, no, it was good.

1217
00:40:15.414 --> 00:40:15.894
It was good.

1218
00:40:15.934 --> 00:40:16.314
You've done.

1219
00:40:16.354 --> 00:40:16.654
It's good.

1220
00:40:16.674 --> 00:40:18.396
You've dug the hole.

1221
00:40:18.716 --> 00:40:19.937
Yeah, you know what I'm thinking of.

1222
00:40:21.117 --> 00:40:27.022
earlier in the episode, you said you couldn't taste if your nose was blocked.

1223
00:40:27.923 --> 00:40:28.083
Huh.

1224
00:40:28.543 --> 00:40:29.284
I've got some lemons.

1225
00:40:30.265 --> 00:40:31.125
Oh, yeah.

1226
00:40:31.165 --> 00:40:31.746
Bring them.

1227
00:40:31.786 --> 00:40:36.230
Lulu, bring them in, and let's test this theory, because I know for a fact you can taste.

1228
00:40:36.270 --> 00:40:36.910
Watch my mouth.

1229
00:40:36.930 --> 00:40:41.194
So if I hold my nose, I won't taste it until after I let go.

1230
00:40:42.014 --> 00:40:42.555
But no.

1231
00:40:43.756 --> 00:40:44.496
How do we test this?

1232
00:40:44.616 --> 00:40:47.299
Oh, you're bloody Lulu's knocking over plans and shit.

1233
00:40:49.924 --> 00:40:52.947
Okay, so we've got four lemons here cut up.

1234
00:40:53.527 --> 00:40:54.188
And you're going to...

1235
00:40:54.809 --> 00:40:57.030
So if I can't smell it, I can't taste it.

1236
00:40:57.571 --> 00:40:58.752
So I'm going to pinch my nose.

1237
00:40:59.312 --> 00:41:00.053
I'm going to taste it.

1238
00:41:00.593 --> 00:41:02.075
Usually my mouth would probably go like this.

1239
00:41:02.775 --> 00:41:03.496
But I bet you it doesn't.

1240
00:41:03.636 --> 00:41:05.077
Probably because you pretend.

1241
00:41:05.217 --> 00:41:05.598
No, no, no.

1242
00:41:05.618 --> 00:41:05.918
I promise.

1243
00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:07.359
I'll be truthful.

1244
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:11.523
How about I come over there and do it and squeeze it in there so I know you're doing the right thing.

1245
00:41:12.100 --> 00:41:14.501
Yeah, because you just put your lemon all over your fingers.

1246
00:41:14.681 --> 00:41:16.241
No, no, I'm going to... You're going to smell it now.

1247
00:41:16.361 --> 00:41:17.562
I'm coming over.

1248
00:41:17.582 --> 00:41:17.722
Okay.

1249
00:41:17.762 --> 00:41:17.902
Okay.

1250
00:41:17.922 --> 00:41:18.782
I'm bitching my nose.

1251
00:41:18.842 --> 00:41:19.582
All right.

1252
00:41:19.662 --> 00:41:23.764
All right, ready?

1253
00:41:28.645 --> 00:41:29.245
I can't taste it.

1254
00:41:29.386 --> 00:41:30.646
I can taste the tidiest bit.

1255
00:41:30.666 --> 00:41:31.206
So you can taste?

1256
00:41:32.146 --> 00:41:33.067
The tidiest bit.

1257
00:41:33.087 --> 00:41:33.767
Your face changed.

1258
00:41:33.787 --> 00:41:35.587
Let me go one more.

1259
00:41:36.008 --> 00:41:36.748
Wait.

1260
00:41:36.788 --> 00:41:37.148
Wait.

1261
00:41:37.168 --> 00:41:38.789
Now it's coming to me.

1262
00:41:39.049 --> 00:41:39.829
Let me do it to you.

1263
00:41:39.889 --> 00:41:40.149
Okay.

1264
00:41:42.277 --> 00:41:45.381
No, literally, the tiniest little bit of taste.

1265
00:41:45.401 --> 00:41:45.961
Okay, I'm ready.

1266
00:41:46.081 --> 00:41:46.942
Pinch that thing.

1267
00:41:47.102 --> 00:41:47.683
Try to do it.

1268
00:41:47.923 --> 00:41:48.183
You do it.

1269
00:41:48.323 --> 00:41:49.945
Wow, I was right.

1270
00:41:49.965 --> 00:41:51.006
No, you weren't right.

1271
00:41:51.326 --> 00:41:51.907
Pinch the shit out.

1272
00:41:51.927 --> 00:41:54.449
You can definitely taste with your nose blocked.

1273
00:41:54.630 --> 00:41:56.251
Pinch it as hard as you can.

1274
00:41:57.272 --> 00:41:58.373
So you can't smell anything.

1275
00:41:58.553 --> 00:41:59.054
Pinch your nose.

1276
00:42:00.868 --> 00:42:01.668
He let go!

1277
00:42:01.708 --> 00:42:02.249
He let go!

1278
00:42:02.269 --> 00:42:04.889
As soon as it hit my tongue, I could fucking... Yeah, because you let go, you fucking know.

1279
00:42:04.909 --> 00:42:07.010
It was burning my freaking... Oh my God, he's weak.

1280
00:42:07.390 --> 00:42:07.891
Do it again.

1281
00:42:07.911 --> 00:42:08.651
Do it again.

1282
00:42:08.691 --> 00:42:09.311
One more, real quick.

1283
00:42:09.851 --> 00:42:11.072
That's so full of shit.

1284
00:42:11.552 --> 00:42:14.613
As soon as it hit my mouth, I could freaking taste it.

1285
00:42:14.633 --> 00:42:15.553
But hold it, really.

1286
00:42:15.573 --> 00:42:15.933
Okay.

1287
00:42:16.073 --> 00:42:18.754
And then watch the flavor profile after you let go.

1288
00:42:18.774 --> 00:42:20.195
Okay.

1289
00:42:20.235 --> 00:42:21.115
Okay, and now swallow it.

1290
00:42:22.096 --> 00:42:22.596
Can you taste it?

1291
00:42:22.636 --> 00:42:23.016
Fucking...

1292
00:42:23.056 --> 00:42:25.357
I fucking tasted... Fuck it, are you... Nah.

1293
00:42:25.697 --> 00:42:26.377
Nah, nah.

1294
00:42:26.637 --> 00:42:26.997
Dude.

1295
00:42:27.237 --> 00:42:28.658
Nah, I guess we'll never know, eh?

1296
00:42:28.678 --> 00:42:28.758
Nah.

1297
00:42:29.454 --> 00:42:32.195
Alright guys, YouTube is where you're going to see that.

1298
00:42:32.896 --> 00:42:34.256
Oh shit, I got fucked up.

1299
00:42:34.276 --> 00:42:36.877
And yeah, I don't know what else to say, but do it.

1300
00:42:38.058 --> 00:42:38.958
Please, do it.

1301
00:42:39.179 --> 00:42:39.879
Go watch our YouTube.

1302
00:42:40.339 --> 00:42:41.520
See, do it has so many meanings.

1303
00:42:41.540 --> 00:42:43.381
Dude, my fucking face is bad.

1304
00:42:43.401 --> 00:42:44.441
That was bad, that last beer.

1305
00:42:44.461 --> 00:42:45.702
I was eating seeds and shit.

1306
00:42:46.922 --> 00:42:47.602
I think I swallowed one.

1307
00:42:47.622 --> 00:42:48.383
I'm going to have a tree.