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a listener production.

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I'm Bec Judd.

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And I'm Jess Roberts.

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And we're done with the smoke and mirrors.

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Fainish shares honest stories about what it takes to look amazing because we did not wake up like this.

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And you should know the stuff that we chat about on this podcast is based on our personal experiences.

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We're sharing it for your entertainment.

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It's definitely not medical advice.

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And we'll always be clear with you when something is a paid endorsement.

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Please always chat with your qualified healthcare team before making any decisions about your health.

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All right.

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Hey, everyone.

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I'm Jess Roberts.

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I'm Begjad.

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Welcome.

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Welcome.

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Welcome.

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Welcome.

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Welcome.

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Welcome to a Danish podcast.

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Yes.

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Welcome.

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Is that German?

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That's German.

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Yeah.

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Volvo.

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See, we've been on holidays for a long time.

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Yeah, we don't know.

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We've left our brains in Broome and in Vietnam.

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Because I'm still in holiday mode.

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Yeah, so we haven't seen each other for ages and we've just been reunited.

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I know.

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It's the longest time we've been apart.

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We've been becoming best friends.

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It's also the first holiday we've not been on together.

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I know.

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Yeah, we do everything together.

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Everything.

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Everything.

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So I was in Broome for three weeks and Jess, you were in Vietnam for a couple of weeks?

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Three weeks, yeah.

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Yeah, wow.

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And so we thought, now that we're back in the studio, that we do a little recap on our holidays.

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Gosh.

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It feels like forever ago, but I'm looking back.

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You know when you look back at photos and it kind of like treats your memory and you go, oh, my God, that photo, but this was happening behind the scenes or this happened on that day or I just bloody lost a twin or I just stubbed my toenail or like all these crazy things that happened behind the scenes.

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So let's do a holiday recap because I want to hear all about yours and I'm going to tell you all about mine.

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Because we actually didn't speak to each other much on the holidays.

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Yeah.

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No, I think I called you once.

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What was it for?

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I actually called you about clogging a toilet.

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Oh, that's right.

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Yes, you clogged a toilet and I said, go back in and take a photo and send it to me.

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And then I think there was a conversation in the same one about one of your kids getting sick.

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Which then we found out later because we thought he was like, oh, he's got gastro, but it wasn't.

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He just ate the sugar-free gum and he ate like two packets and swallowed it all.

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And I said, don't eat that.

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It's going to make you sick.

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And then he vomited twice.

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I love that he swallowed two packets of literally chewy gum.

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Because he can't be bothered finding a bin.

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He's so lazy.

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Well, he learned a lesson.

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He did.

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That's Darcy, by the way.

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Oh my God, that's so funny.

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But hey, I thought so we can structure it because you and I just go off on side quests the whole time.

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Our lovely producer, Liza, because she knows that we love a side quest, has given us some notes so we can get through everything in some kind of orderly fashion.

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She knows us too well.

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We're going to talk highlights.

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What was the highlight of Vietnam?

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The highlight of Vietnam would have to be Charlotte and G being there.

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My girlfriends.

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That was fun.

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That was fun.

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And obviously being with my children and my family.

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No, you just added that in at the end.

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You started with the girlfriends.

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No, I think it's because it's like, you know, I was in a new country and I love exploring the nightlife.

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So it was nice to have...

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girlfriends there to like explore it with you.

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I did see some footage of you dancing on a podium, you, Charlotte, Angie at a Vietnamese nightclub and you had some hype boy there who was really good.

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He was so good.

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He was in baby.

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There's my girls.

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But can I say like holidays?

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are and I know people might push back on this but I'm just gonna say it holidays are only really good if you've got other people there and not just your own family yeah you need to have other families like other people you can go out with and other kids for your kids otherwise they get bored and they bust your ass all day and you have to entertain them all day and then it doesn't feel like a holiday yeah it's so true I agree with that I like have to travel with another family

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Like I usually would do like the first, you know, three or four days with my family solely and take them to museums, which I absolutely hate, and, you know, educate them.

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So like I always will do that at the first start of the trip and then...

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especially overseas, and then I'll join up with a family for entertaining my kids and myself.

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And I have a drinking partner and I'm not sitting there at a bar.

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Just drinking myself.

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Anyway, so it was fun.

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That's good.

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We had, you know what it's like, so we go to Broome most years.

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We'll do, we'll go somewhere like a Europe or somewhere overseas, maybe every third or fourth year.

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But the Broome is so good.

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Like I say to my kids, where do you want to go?

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And they just choose Broome.

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I'm like, you can't.

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choose anywhere in the world.

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If you could choose anywhere in the world, where would you go?

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And they just wanted to go to Broome again.

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And then next year, we've rolled it over.

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They just want to go there again.

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It is easy for young kids.

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It's 30 degrees every day.

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It doesn't rain.

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You know what it's like.

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You came last year.

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The resort is, it kind of offers an adult's area and a kid's area, really great frozen margaritas.

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So that would be my highlight is just being at the kid's pool.

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There's mini golf, basketball court, playground, tennis courts.

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The kids just run around.

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You don't even like, now that they're older and they can all swim, you don't even supervise them.

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You just drink the frozen margaritas and there's like a triple shot of tequila all day and you have grand plans.

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Oh, we're going to go to the life-saving club and watch the sunset.

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We're going to go to Spinifex Brewing.

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No, you don't.

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You just end up sitting there ordering Florence's frozen margaritas all night, 10 margaritas later.

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It's like midnight and you're like... We're falling in the bushes.

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Oh, last year we did fall in the bush and we found a snake.

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Or me, I just rolled out a broom because I just sit by the pool and just eat and eat and eat and eat.

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And I came back.

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I just can't sit by a pool.

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That's not my holiday.

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Mine is like...

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Let's go find the most unhinged thing.

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Drag my kids along.

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Probably really unsafe.

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But yeah, I absolutely loved and enjoyed Brune, but I did roll out of there.

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And you rolled out of Europe too.

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We had to do a pregnancy test.

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I had to do a pregnancy test.

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It wasn't.

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I had to do a pregnancy test in Ibiza.

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I was like...

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Later in Ibiza, I was like, oh my God, my boobs were huge.

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They were enormous.

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You had full pregnancy boobs.

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I know.

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And I'm sitting there going, guys, like, I'm going to have to take a pregnancy test before we go out in Ibiza.

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And then I'd like, literally the night that we're going to the clubs, I was like...

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Did the pregnancy test.

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I was sitting there with your husband and we're like waiting for the test.

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I was sitting in the toilet.

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I was like, guys.

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And then Beckenfell running.

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I was like, I'm not pregnant.

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They're like, yes.

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High-fiving, running around the middle.

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And then we were like, hang on a minute.

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You've just, you come from Greece.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Giros.

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Giros.

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Is that how you say it?

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Giros.

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Giros.

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Giros.

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Giros.

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Giros.

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Anyway.

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It's just 10 kilos of Giros.

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Giros.

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However you say it.

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It was the best.

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It was so good.

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It was the best.

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Anyway, that was fun.

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And you love a boat party.

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So Broome, we did.

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We just kept hiring boats and doing sunset cruises and hiring DJs.

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And it's so funny.

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Everyone in Broome, you know what it's like there.

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Everyone's on Broome time.

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So like on the day, people cancel.

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And it's never just like, I'm sick.

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The stories are always like, oh, I hit a kangaroo on the way to work and my car rolled and I'm in emergency at the hospital.

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Yeah, and remember last year, it's like someone crashed and they're with the police.

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And then this time again, this year, some DJ cancelled on us, like on the morning of, something had happened.

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He's really sick.

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He's in emergency.

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I'm like, wow, what happened just to the standard, I've got gastro?

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It's always a story involving police.

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And hospitals.

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Multi-traumatic accident at a hospital.

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It's such a broom thing.

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I've noticed a trend every year I go.

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Someone's in hospital.

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Some DJ ends up in hospital.

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It's like, dude, just say, I had a bender last night.

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And I can play your set.

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Oh, my God.

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That's so funny.

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Biggest holiday disaster.

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I had a go-kart accident, guys.

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I got into this go-kart and, of course, I have to win everything.

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And I was racing up against the boys, like the men.

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I was coming first and then I was going around a corner and my steering wheel wouldn't steer.

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That is so scary.

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But it was full force, was pedal to the metal.

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And then all of a sudden I smashed into like the tired wall, nearly flipped the whole go-kart.

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Thank God there was two guys that worked.

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They were like standby.

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Like they ran over to flip it back.

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And then when I did that, I literally smashed my Rolex.

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My watch.

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No way.

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Is it broken?

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No.

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Oh, if they're built to laugh.

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They're built to laugh.

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No wonder they're bloody $30,000.

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Yeah, yeah.

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But I literally, like, my watch smashed my wrist.

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Yeah, I can see it.

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You've still got a scar on it.

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I've got a scar on it, but it's also a lump now.

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I've got a lump in there.

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All that inflammation and swelling, scar tissue.

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You know what?

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You know how when you were in Vietnam, my algorithm was just throwing me all these Vietnamese crazy activities?

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And I was sending it to you and I'm like, please do this, please do this.

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You're like, yeah, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.

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But it's interesting you say that because I was getting so many reels of the go-kart situation in Vietnam and it's so unhinged.

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So everyone's just crashing all the time into each other, rolling cars.

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00:09:22.168 --> 00:09:24.209
And I remember before we left, our producer lies.

256
00:09:24.249 --> 00:09:25.691
It's like, oh, Jess, just be really careful.

257
00:09:25.711 --> 00:09:27.032
Like their safety standards are...

258
00:09:27.052 --> 00:09:28.373
It's... You're in... Like...

259
00:09:28.553 --> 00:09:29.653
It's just a little bit different.

260
00:09:29.673 --> 00:09:30.033
Yeah, yeah.

261
00:09:30.093 --> 00:09:33.414
Just be, and I was seeing it on the reels, and then it actually happened to you.

262
00:09:33.454 --> 00:09:33.834
Happened to me.

263
00:09:33.854 --> 00:09:37.475
So a bolt came out, and your go-kart just stopped steering.

264
00:09:37.515 --> 00:09:38.835
Like, that is not okay.

265
00:09:38.855 --> 00:09:39.115
Yes.

266
00:09:39.175 --> 00:09:41.455
It was actually like a petrol go-kart.

267
00:09:41.475 --> 00:09:41.835
Proper go-kart.

268
00:09:41.855 --> 00:09:42.375
Proper go-kart.

269
00:09:42.475 --> 00:09:44.076
And then, anyway, smashed into the wall.

270
00:09:44.496 --> 00:09:49.517
The guy jumped on to stop it, and then he realized, he's like, oh, he's like, the steering's not working.

271
00:09:49.557 --> 00:09:50.457
And I'm like, no, I can't.

272
00:09:50.717 --> 00:09:51.497
This is why I've crashed.

273
00:09:51.517 --> 00:09:52.657
Did they try and kill you?

274
00:09:52.757 --> 00:09:53.117
Probably.

275
00:09:53.137 --> 00:09:53.997
They sabotaged your go-kart.

276
00:09:54.017 --> 00:09:54.698
Probably Val tried to kill me.

277
00:09:54.718 --> 00:09:55.498
Probably Val tried to kill me.

278
00:09:55.538 --> 00:09:56.578
Probably Val tried to kill me

279
00:09:57.439 --> 00:09:58.560
It's like, she's annoying.

280
00:09:59.021 --> 00:10:03.507
Anyway, and then when he pulled the go-kart off, he realized that there was a pin missing out of the steering wheel.

281
00:10:04.508 --> 00:10:06.071
So I couldn't actually turn it.

282
00:10:06.591 --> 00:10:07.252
Would I do it again?

283
00:10:07.272 --> 00:10:07.633
Probs.

284
00:10:09.205 --> 00:10:10.825
I'm not going to let the go-kart defeat me.

285
00:10:10.845 --> 00:10:12.146
Oh, God.

286
00:10:12.166 --> 00:10:13.166
I'm not going to let it defeat me.

287
00:10:13.326 --> 00:10:13.866
But anyway, yes.

288
00:10:13.886 --> 00:10:14.906
So good.

289
00:10:14.966 --> 00:10:15.246
Yeah.

290
00:10:15.366 --> 00:10:16.466
What else went wrong for you, babe?

291
00:10:16.566 --> 00:10:17.247
Oh, my God.

292
00:10:17.687 --> 00:10:23.548
So when you go overseas to a country, you can apply, even America, you can apply for a visa and you get it within like 24 hours.

293
00:10:23.868 --> 00:10:25.228
This is like the Esther thing, right?

294
00:10:25.248 --> 00:10:26.208
Like an Esther thing, yeah.

295
00:10:26.388 --> 00:10:30.569
So in Vietnam, you used to be able to get visas like when you arrived at the airport.

296
00:10:30.589 --> 00:10:31.389
They don't do that anymore.

297
00:10:31.450 --> 00:10:33.210
It's all over the internet now.

298
00:10:33.510 --> 00:10:33.730
Yeah.

299
00:10:34.190 --> 00:10:41.117
So when you apply for a visa for Vietnam, apply for it 10 business working days before you go.

300
00:10:41.597 --> 00:10:42.978
Everyone kind of does it last minute.

301
00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:47.502
I did mine six days before leaving, six business days.

302
00:10:47.823 --> 00:10:50.025
It gets to the day of Vietnam, going to Vietnam.

303
00:10:50.105 --> 00:10:52.147
I still don't have my visas.

304
00:10:52.167 --> 00:10:53.648
I was like, I'll be fine.

305
00:10:53.668 --> 00:10:55.049
Like we can just go there.

306
00:10:55.109 --> 00:10:58.553
And by the time we touch down, the visas will have cleared.

307
00:10:59.433 --> 00:11:00.654
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

308
00:11:00.674 --> 00:11:03.756
Take that and wind it back.

309
00:11:04.196 --> 00:11:05.577
That is so ballsy.

310
00:11:05.877 --> 00:11:13.762
You've literally got on an international flight with no visas, hoping that when you're in the air, somehow the visa office is just going to miraculously run.

311
00:11:14.042 --> 00:11:16.383
Like that is some hardcore freaking manifestation.

312
00:11:16.423 --> 00:11:16.943
That's foul.

313
00:11:16.963 --> 00:11:17.884
But that's also you.

314
00:11:17.924 --> 00:11:18.484
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

315
00:11:18.504 --> 00:11:19.545
Like most people don't last minute.

316
00:11:19.565 --> 00:11:19.905
No, babe.

317
00:11:20.045 --> 00:11:22.627
Most people actually know that they need to get it done 10 days before.

318
00:11:22.667 --> 00:11:24.648
This is how the Roberts family operate.

319
00:11:24.688 --> 00:11:25.028
Oh, really?

320
00:11:25.068 --> 00:11:26.269
Did you do this 10 days before?

321
00:11:26.289 --> 00:11:26.369
Yes.

322
00:11:26.549 --> 00:11:29.370
Yes, because you check when you book the ticket.

323
00:11:29.910 --> 00:11:35.951
G's the one who also didn't get her visa approved for Coachella because when Trump took over, she's from, where's she from?

324
00:11:35.991 --> 00:11:36.531
Georgia.

325
00:11:36.551 --> 00:11:37.711
There was an issue.

326
00:11:37.751 --> 00:11:38.271
Jordan.

327
00:11:38.371 --> 00:11:40.132
From Georgia somewhere that they don't like.

328
00:11:40.312 --> 00:11:41.012
So that's that.

329
00:11:41.052 --> 00:11:41.792
G's not normal.

330
00:11:41.812 --> 00:11:51.094
You and G are in your own outlier group who just free ball and free wing it when you fly into an international country with no visas, just manifesting to the universe.

331
00:11:51.194 --> 00:11:52.314
It'll all work out.

332
00:11:52.414 --> 00:11:53.254
It usually does.

333
00:11:53.415 --> 00:11:54.555
It usually does.

334
00:11:54.575 --> 00:11:55.655
But you know, this is the thing.

335
00:11:56.015 --> 00:11:59.917
You get vindicated because every time it does work out for you.

336
00:12:00.017 --> 00:12:00.277
I know.

337
00:12:00.297 --> 00:12:01.237
It's an adult meaning it as well.

338
00:12:01.277 --> 00:12:06.659
Yeah, so then you're like, yeah, why would you ever be organised because it always works out?

339
00:12:06.699 --> 00:12:07.099
I'm sorry.

340
00:12:07.119 --> 00:12:07.480
Six days.

341
00:12:07.500 --> 00:12:12.221
I'll just roll in and just pay someone off at the customs office and in I go.

342
00:12:12.241 --> 00:12:15.663
Yeah, no, well, six days before going to a country and applying for a visa.

343
00:12:16.612 --> 00:12:18.813
I feel like that's a long time applying.

344
00:12:18.833 --> 00:12:19.633
I was pretty proud of myself.

345
00:12:19.653 --> 00:12:21.673
Because America's less than that, isn't it?

346
00:12:21.713 --> 00:12:22.914
Bali is the day before.

347
00:12:23.034 --> 00:12:23.514
Yeah.

348
00:12:23.554 --> 00:12:26.034
Like Europe, I don't even think you need a visa figure.

349
00:12:26.074 --> 00:12:27.995
I think you need one for the UK now.

350
00:12:28.395 --> 00:12:32.976
See, as soon as you book your ticket, Chatty G, do I need to do anything before landing?

351
00:12:32.996 --> 00:12:34.257
Well, Chatty G said three days.

352
00:12:35.257 --> 00:12:37.337
Chatty G, shame on you.

353
00:12:37.357 --> 00:12:37.637
Yeah.

354
00:12:37.737 --> 00:12:39.578
So then anyway, I get to the airport.

355
00:12:40.198 --> 00:12:43.582
And Val's like, you know what, babe, when we land, the visas will clear.

356
00:12:43.722 --> 00:12:44.643
And I'm like, oh, I don't know.

357
00:12:44.663 --> 00:12:48.687
I think we should just cancel the flight and then just rebook it for tomorrow or something.

358
00:12:48.808 --> 00:12:49.428
Val's like, no, no, no.

359
00:12:49.969 --> 00:12:57.717
We get to the airport and I sit in like in the car going, I reckon we're going to have to have the visas before we fly out because I know that is the same for South Africa.

360
00:12:58.338 --> 00:13:01.080
So then we get to the airport and the lady's like, okay, do you have your visas?

361
00:13:01.180 --> 00:13:03.602
And I was like looking at Val like, I told you.

362
00:13:04.102 --> 00:13:04.543
I told you.

363
00:13:04.623 --> 00:13:10.167
And then she's like, well, you have to get your visas from Flight Centre, which is just next door in the international section.

364
00:13:10.987 --> 00:13:12.288
And I was like, okay.

365
00:13:12.449 --> 00:13:14.970
And I said to Val, I think it's going to cost us thousands of dollars.

366
00:13:15.010 --> 00:13:16.812
And he's like, well, I'm not missing this flight.

367
00:13:17.352 --> 00:13:19.974
It's cost me thousands of dollars if I miss this price.

368
00:13:20.014 --> 00:13:22.235
So I was like, okay, we're going.

369
00:13:22.275 --> 00:13:22.855
$2,500.

370
00:13:22.895 --> 00:13:23.656
$2,500.

371
00:13:23.676 --> 00:13:24.356
Yeah.

372
00:13:24.396 --> 00:13:29.779
Which I paid $25 per person, spent five hours applying for the visa.

373
00:13:29.799 --> 00:13:33.181
Because the visa for Vietnam, I want you just to do one of them.

374
00:13:33.201 --> 00:13:33.481
It's full on.

375
00:13:33.521 --> 00:13:34.002
It is so full on.

376
00:13:34.022 --> 00:13:35.462
It's like 20 pages long.

377
00:13:35.482 --> 00:13:36.083
Oh, my God.

378
00:13:36.103 --> 00:13:36.723
It's so long.

379
00:13:36.763 --> 00:13:39.165
Anyway, I took two days to do visas for Vietnam.

380
00:13:39.305 --> 00:13:40.906
And then you had to pay $2,500 at the end anyway.

381
00:13:40.926 --> 00:13:42.286
Yeah, and guess what fucking happened?

382
00:13:42.346 --> 00:13:44.408
I touched down into Vietnam.

383
00:13:44.528 --> 00:13:45.148
And they'd come through.

384
00:13:45.168 --> 00:13:46.249
And they had come through.

385
00:13:46.289 --> 00:13:46.549
Oh, no.

386
00:13:47.169 --> 00:13:52.494
And I was like, if they didn't ask me at the boarding gate that I needed a visa, I would have got there.

387
00:13:52.514 --> 00:13:56.217
I would have been both because everything works out for Jesse Roberts in the end.

388
00:13:56.237 --> 00:13:56.417
Yes.

389
00:13:56.617 --> 00:13:59.499
So anyway, that was really annoying.

390
00:13:59.519 --> 00:13:59.779
$2,500.

391
00:13:59.819 --> 00:14:01.281
What else happened, babe?

392
00:14:01.461 --> 00:14:02.602
And then Val goes to me.

393
00:14:02.642 --> 00:14:04.403
He's like, where's your luggage?

394
00:14:04.423 --> 00:14:06.665
And I was like, oh, shit.

395
00:14:06.825 --> 00:14:06.985
What?

396
00:14:08.166 --> 00:14:08.867
Where's my luggage?

397
00:14:09.067 --> 00:14:10.708
I left that at home, didn't I?

398
00:14:11.488 --> 00:14:12.109
I left my luggage.

399
00:14:12.129 --> 00:14:13.310
How did you leave your luggage at home?

400
00:14:13.330 --> 00:14:19.174
Well, I was so busy on the phone trying to work out the visa situation, getting into the taxi, that I forgot my luggage.

401
00:14:19.194 --> 00:14:21.535
So you didn't end up, like, what did you take?

402
00:14:21.595 --> 00:14:22.556
Like one small thing.

403
00:14:22.576 --> 00:14:24.117
Like what was the luggage you left behind?

404
00:14:24.197 --> 00:14:25.078
All of it or part of it?

405
00:14:25.158 --> 00:14:27.319
All my toiletries, clothing.

406
00:14:27.339 --> 00:14:29.460
Like all your makeup and all your beauty products.

407
00:14:29.480 --> 00:14:30.061
Makeup, beauty products.

408
00:14:30.641 --> 00:14:31.281
Oh, God.

409
00:14:31.461 --> 00:14:32.562
I've forgotten clothes.

410
00:14:32.642 --> 00:14:32.982
I don't know.

411
00:14:33.002 --> 00:14:33.962
I don't even know what was in there.

412
00:14:34.042 --> 00:14:34.622
Pajamas.

413
00:14:34.642 --> 00:14:35.142
I don't know.

414
00:14:35.223 --> 00:14:41.164
Anyway, G had to bring her three kids along and a pram and a port-a-cot and my luggage.

415
00:14:41.204 --> 00:14:42.585
She's a good friend.

416
00:14:42.605 --> 00:14:43.125
She's a good friend.

417
00:14:43.145 --> 00:14:44.065
Had to go pick it up too.

418
00:14:44.505 --> 00:14:45.126
She's a good friend.

419
00:14:45.166 --> 00:14:45.946
Oh, from your house.

420
00:14:45.966 --> 00:14:46.586
From my house.

421
00:14:46.606 --> 00:14:47.666
Oh, G, you are a saint.

422
00:14:47.726 --> 00:14:48.126
I know.

423
00:14:48.146 --> 00:14:48.307
I know.

424
00:14:48.327 --> 00:14:48.627
She's a saint.

425
00:14:48.647 --> 00:14:49.727
You should have known, Jessie.

426
00:14:50.027 --> 00:14:52.389
This reminds me of a really, really funny story.

427
00:14:52.409 --> 00:14:55.251
This is when I first realised that you were so unhinged.

428
00:14:55.731 --> 00:15:01.395
We were flying somewhere, the Judd fam, somewhere domestic, and then they're there also at the Qantas terminal.

429
00:15:01.876 --> 00:15:02.997
They're flying to South Africa.

430
00:15:03.057 --> 00:15:11.423
When you go to South Africa, not only do you need your visas, but if anyone who's gone to South Africa knows, you need to take your birth certificates, the originals, for every child.

431
00:15:12.223 --> 00:15:14.345
And the Roberts family rocked up next to us.

432
00:15:14.365 --> 00:15:15.506
We're like, oh, my God, guys.

433
00:15:16.046 --> 00:15:16.667
Oh, how's this?

434
00:15:16.687 --> 00:15:17.167
We're at the airport.

435
00:15:17.247 --> 00:15:45.607
at the same time and Val's there like with the biggest pissed off look on his face like he's so pissed off and I was thinking uh oh what's just forgotten this time you'd forgotten the birth certificates well I didn't know I needed them so again going to South Africa didn't think that maybe you would like research what you need to take to get in well no because I went to South Africa the year before and I didn't need birth certificates because you didn't take kids no I did take kids it changed oh it changed yes not on me no that's not that's not what he was pissed off about

436
00:15:45.867 --> 00:15:46.207
Well.

437
00:15:46.227 --> 00:15:47.127
It gets even worse.

438
00:15:47.927 --> 00:15:53.489
So I had to like organize my brother-in-law to go and get the birth certificates out of the filing cabinet.

439
00:15:53.509 --> 00:15:54.549
The story gets better, guys.

440
00:15:54.649 --> 00:15:55.409
Hang in there.

441
00:15:55.569 --> 00:15:57.809
Rush them to... Qantas Domestic.

442
00:15:58.169 --> 00:16:00.150
Yeah, because we had to fly to Sydney to then fly out.

443
00:16:00.390 --> 00:16:02.690
You get on the Qantas flight from Sydney to Joburg.

444
00:16:02.790 --> 00:16:03.070
Yes.

445
00:16:03.391 --> 00:16:06.091
And so then I'm sitting there going like, okay, done that.

446
00:16:06.111 --> 00:16:07.951
You're like, ha ha, it's okay.

447
00:16:08.031 --> 00:16:09.032
Everything works out.

448
00:16:09.052 --> 00:16:10.892
My brother was gone and got all the birth certificates.

449
00:16:10.912 --> 00:16:11.572
It's fine.

450
00:16:11.692 --> 00:16:13.873
They've all landed at the airport.

451
00:16:13.973 --> 00:16:15.313
And then the next thing I...

452
00:16:15.813 --> 00:16:18.376
They show my passports to the lady at the desk.

453
00:16:18.416 --> 00:16:19.157
She looks at them.

454
00:16:19.757 --> 00:16:20.398
I'm there now.

455
00:16:20.438 --> 00:16:21.959
Val's like, what are we going to do with the best of it?

456
00:16:21.979 --> 00:16:25.423
So I'm now on the phone again and then I go into like robot mode.

457
00:16:26.164 --> 00:16:31.109
I then pack the passports away and then anyway, off they go.

458
00:16:31.129 --> 00:16:35.714
I go to the gate and then the lady goes, oh, do you have your passport with you?

459
00:16:35.874 --> 00:16:36.614
And I was like...

460
00:16:37.435 --> 00:16:38.316
no, they'll do the passports.

461
00:16:38.336 --> 00:16:42.998
He's like, no, I had packed the passports into the luggage.

462
00:16:43.078 --> 00:16:43.898
The check-in luggage.

463
00:16:43.918 --> 00:16:44.999
Check-in luggage.

464
00:16:46.039 --> 00:16:48.020
Anyway, I was like, oh my.

465
00:16:48.060 --> 00:16:52.182
And the thing was like when we got to Sydney, they were taking our bags off and it was going through.

466
00:16:52.722 --> 00:16:56.744
So I then am on the plane going, I'm not going to be able to go through.

467
00:16:56.804 --> 00:16:57.324
Customs.

468
00:16:57.404 --> 00:16:58.525
You can't go through customs.

469
00:16:58.545 --> 00:16:58.725
Yes.

470
00:16:59.005 --> 00:17:01.186
So then I'm going on the plane going, oh my God, what to do?

471
00:17:01.586 --> 00:17:03.127
I then speak with Qantas like, oh my God.

472
00:17:03.287 --> 00:17:04.088
This is what's happened.

473
00:17:04.108 --> 00:17:05.048
And she's like, no, I know.

474
00:17:05.068 --> 00:17:05.669
It's all good.

475
00:17:06.089 --> 00:17:09.312
She's like, when the plane stops in the tarmac, we'll come up and grab you.

476
00:17:09.532 --> 00:17:10.893
And so anyway, I'm sitting there.

477
00:17:10.913 --> 00:17:16.898
We get to Sydney and all of a sudden it's like, is Jessica Roberts in 2B, whatever it is on the plane?

478
00:17:16.918 --> 00:17:18.419
And I was like, yeah, I'm here.

479
00:17:18.439 --> 00:17:18.800
Stood up.

480
00:17:18.900 --> 00:17:20.461
And then these guys rock up.

481
00:17:20.501 --> 00:17:22.243
So they've got the ladder thing.

482
00:17:22.343 --> 00:17:24.865
And then the guys come up, the staircase in high-vis.

483
00:17:25.445 --> 00:17:26.505
Like, is Jessica Roberts here?

484
00:17:26.525 --> 00:17:27.266
I was like, yeah, it's here.

485
00:17:27.286 --> 00:17:28.686
They're like, here's a high-vis shirt.

486
00:17:28.866 --> 00:17:29.686
And I was like, what do I do?

487
00:17:29.706 --> 00:17:31.067
They're like, you've got to go find your bag.

488
00:17:31.087 --> 00:17:33.648
So everyone had to stay on the plane.

489
00:17:34.148 --> 00:17:36.148
Oh, you are that annoying person.

490
00:17:36.168 --> 00:17:39.289
And I had to go down and find my bag.

491
00:17:39.549 --> 00:17:41.170
And get the passports out.

492
00:17:41.190 --> 00:17:41.870
Get the passports out.

493
00:17:41.890 --> 00:17:43.070
And the whole plane was waiting for you.

494
00:17:43.110 --> 00:17:43.511
Had to wait.

495
00:17:43.551 --> 00:17:45.451
And then they... Oh, my God.

496
00:17:45.971 --> 00:17:46.632
Were they waiting?

497
00:17:46.652 --> 00:17:47.412
God, it was so long ago.

498
00:17:47.432 --> 00:17:51.993
I reckon you text me and were like, we're delayed because it's taking time for me to get the passports.

499
00:17:52.013 --> 00:17:52.453
I got down.

500
00:17:52.493 --> 00:17:53.374
I wasn't allowed to go under the plane.

501
00:17:53.414 --> 00:17:54.234
I can just imagine you like...

502
00:17:55.295 --> 00:17:57.016
It works out in the air.

503
00:17:57.136 --> 00:17:57.836
Well, it did.

504
00:17:57.977 --> 00:17:59.177
I got my passport.

505
00:17:59.318 --> 00:18:00.138
Held up the plane.

506
00:18:00.198 --> 00:18:00.759
Held up the plane.

507
00:18:00.799 --> 00:18:02.280
Well, no, everyone was getting off the plane anyway.

508
00:18:02.320 --> 00:18:03.321
So I had to like go down.

509
00:18:03.341 --> 00:18:04.441
Then they go, is this your bag?

510
00:18:04.461 --> 00:18:04.902
I'm like, yep.

511
00:18:04.962 --> 00:18:07.704
And then on the tarmac, I had to open up the bag, grab my passport.

512
00:18:08.084 --> 00:18:10.826
Then they obviously put it on the truck and it goes to the next airplane.

513
00:18:11.326 --> 00:18:12.607
Anyway, that's what happened.

514
00:18:12.728 --> 00:18:14.849
Probably delayed the flight by maybe 10 minutes.

515
00:18:14.869 --> 00:18:15.850
That's all right.

516
00:18:15.870 --> 00:18:16.310
Maybe less.

517
00:18:16.330 --> 00:18:18.031
I probably didn't even delay it at all, to be honest.

518
00:18:18.072 --> 00:18:18.612
Probably not.

519
00:18:18.712 --> 00:18:19.393
But I love that story.

520
00:18:19.413 --> 00:18:20.614
Because everything works out for me.

521
00:18:20.815 --> 00:18:23.858
Everything always works out for this nut job.

522
00:18:23.898 --> 00:18:25.300
Yeah, yeah.

523
00:18:26.261 --> 00:18:27.643
All right, best thing you spent money on.

524
00:18:27.763 --> 00:18:28.844
I know what you're going to say.

525
00:18:28.964 --> 00:18:29.866
I already agree.

526
00:18:29.886 --> 00:18:31.187
My Chanel bag.

527
00:18:31.207 --> 00:18:33.170
She got a black Chanel 25.

528
00:18:33.530 --> 00:18:34.711
I did, I did.

529
00:18:34.732 --> 00:18:36.614
It's my first one that I actually purchased.

530
00:18:36.794 --> 00:18:37.495
So good.

531
00:18:37.935 --> 00:18:40.076
And because it's so hard to get in Australia.

532
00:18:40.096 --> 00:18:40.196
Yeah.

533
00:18:40.256 --> 00:18:43.516
And I went into the Chanel there and I just said to Val, I was like, oh, I just want to check this out.

534
00:18:43.536 --> 00:18:45.097
Like, oh, we've got two of them or three of them.

535
00:18:45.637 --> 00:18:46.877
And they had all the colors.

536
00:18:47.297 --> 00:18:48.037
Oh, so good.

537
00:18:48.057 --> 00:18:48.917
Like they had pink.

538
00:18:48.937 --> 00:18:50.258
They had every single fabric.

539
00:18:50.278 --> 00:18:50.858
They had denim.

540
00:18:50.878 --> 00:18:51.738
They had white.

541
00:18:51.778 --> 00:18:52.678
They had everything.

542
00:18:53.298 --> 00:18:56.539
And then I saw it then I was like, I have to get it because it's so hard to get.

543
00:18:56.559 --> 00:19:00.260
And then I actually sat there going, do I buy all three and then like make a profit and sell two of them?

544
00:19:01.040 --> 00:19:03.522
And I usually would have biased remorse, but I didn't.

545
00:19:03.762 --> 00:19:04.882
I still love it.

546
00:19:05.303 --> 00:19:05.583
Yeah.

547
00:19:05.763 --> 00:19:08.104
I still kind of go, nah, I'm glad I got it.

548
00:19:08.204 --> 00:19:10.005
Yeah, nah, you never regret a Chanel.

549
00:19:10.065 --> 00:19:10.385
No.

550
00:19:10.605 --> 00:19:10.826
Never.

551
00:19:10.846 --> 00:19:11.486
I forget most.

552
00:19:11.566 --> 00:19:14.828
I always like regret most of my products, but this one I'm like, nah, I don't regret this one.

553
00:19:14.968 --> 00:19:15.908
Nah, you earned it, babe.

554
00:19:16.128 --> 00:19:16.929
Well done.

555
00:19:16.989 --> 00:19:18.110
Best thing I spent money on.

556
00:19:18.890 --> 00:19:19.410
Margaritas.

557
00:19:19.430 --> 00:19:20.371
So way too many margaritas.

558
00:19:20.411 --> 00:19:20.751
How's this?

559
00:19:20.771 --> 00:19:23.973
So I gave, I gave, um, I gave, um, I gave, um, I gave, um, I gave, um, I gave, um, I gave

560
00:19:25.310 --> 00:19:32.275
When we go there, around the kids' family pool is a great big pool, heaps of umbrellas, heaps of sun lounges.

561
00:19:32.656 --> 00:19:35.938
This is where the playground, the mini golf, the tennis courts and the basketball court are.

562
00:19:35.978 --> 00:19:41.442
So there's like this kind of bar in the middle and you can order your drinks and your food from there.

563
00:19:41.602 --> 00:19:46.046
And I go up to the ladies and it's the same lovely ladies, Jo and Florence, every year.

564
00:19:46.066 --> 00:19:46.166
Yeah.

565
00:19:46.666 --> 00:19:48.787
And they're like, oh, the Judd family, you're back.

566
00:19:48.827 --> 00:19:50.108
And there was about 30 of us there.

567
00:19:50.128 --> 00:19:51.469
And it's always the same families.

568
00:19:52.009 --> 00:19:57.633
And I go up to them at the start and I say, so, yep, Tom, Darcy, Oscar, Billy, my four.

569
00:19:57.673 --> 00:20:01.155
So they're allowed to come and order and charge it to the room.

570
00:20:01.175 --> 00:20:03.376
They don't need me to come and sign every time.

571
00:20:04.077 --> 00:20:08.079
Because I'd put them there and then I'd take off to the adults only pool because I had way better Wi-Fi.

572
00:20:08.099 --> 00:20:10.821
And I'd just go and like work over without the kids.

573
00:20:10.841 --> 00:20:14.543
And I'd say to Oscar, who's 15, like, you mind, you brothers and sisters over there.

574
00:20:15.003 --> 00:20:15.644
Anyway, yeah.

575
00:20:16.360 --> 00:20:18.161
So they're like, yep, okay, great, roger that.

576
00:20:19.302 --> 00:20:22.045
Anyway, about a week later, Darcy, who's nine, comes over to me.

577
00:20:22.065 --> 00:20:23.686
He goes, this is just the best holiday ever.

578
00:20:24.126 --> 00:20:24.727
I'm like, what do you mean?

579
00:20:24.747 --> 00:20:28.009
He goes, just everything's free here.

580
00:20:28.069 --> 00:20:31.232
I ordered 14 Coca-Colas for all my friends in the pool.

581
00:20:31.392 --> 00:20:32.753
I'm like, what do you mean?

582
00:20:32.813 --> 00:20:37.577
And he goes, the milkshakes, the burgers, the jungle juices, everything's for free.

583
00:20:37.597 --> 00:20:39.538
Like you just order it and they just give it to you.

584
00:20:39.699 --> 00:20:40.539
Oh, my God.

585
00:20:40.619 --> 00:20:41.140
And I went, wow.

586
00:20:41.540 --> 00:20:41.700
what?

587
00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:43.061
I was like, no, mate.

588
00:20:43.322 --> 00:20:44.723
Like we have to pay for those.

589
00:20:44.743 --> 00:20:46.324
Like they're getting charged to the room.

590
00:20:46.384 --> 00:20:51.088
When you sign it, it gets charged to the room and the jungle juice is like 30 bucks a pop.

591
00:20:51.148 --> 00:20:52.169
I'm like, shit.

592
00:20:52.549 --> 00:20:58.894
So I went to reception and I'm like, can you just print out what we owe already just so I can keep an eye?

593
00:20:59.034 --> 00:20:59.355
Wow.

594
00:20:59.795 --> 00:21:00.416
Oh God.

595
00:21:00.556 --> 00:21:02.998
It's like $2,300 for one week.

596
00:21:03.498 --> 00:21:03.838
Stop.

597
00:21:03.858 --> 00:21:05.039
For a week of food and

598
00:21:05.900 --> 00:21:07.781
I mean, there was a lot of margaritas on there, right?

599
00:21:07.801 --> 00:21:08.361
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

600
00:21:08.561 --> 00:21:10.022
But I had to, like, cut him off.

601
00:21:10.122 --> 00:21:12.664
I had to cut my nine-year-old off the bar.

602
00:21:12.704 --> 00:21:13.264
Oh, my God.

603
00:21:13.284 --> 00:21:13.724
That is so...

604
00:21:13.964 --> 00:21:19.427
So, guys, if you're in Broome next year and you see a Judd clan, just ask them to buy them jungle juices for you.

605
00:21:19.447 --> 00:21:19.687
Yeah, yeah.

606
00:21:19.707 --> 00:21:21.228
Oh, he was buying all these... Oh, my God.

607
00:21:21.248 --> 00:21:22.429
Tom and Darcy have little girlfriends.

608
00:21:22.449 --> 00:21:23.209
That was the highlight.

609
00:21:23.229 --> 00:21:24.470
They didn't make it to Instagram.

610
00:21:24.710 --> 00:21:28.131
They would just buy all their girlfriends food, drinks, all the...

611
00:21:28.171 --> 00:21:34.895
They were cool because they were just feeding and just giving drinks to everyone, all the kids at Broome, where it was going on the Judd accounts.

612
00:21:35.135 --> 00:21:36.079
Stop, that is horrible.

613
00:21:36.099 --> 00:21:37.284
Yeah, hilarious.

614
00:21:46.443 --> 00:21:46.683
All right.

615
00:21:46.703 --> 00:21:48.684
So now let's talk holiday beauty and fashion.

616
00:21:49.065 --> 00:21:51.566
What was your holiday beauty MVP?

617
00:21:52.027 --> 00:21:52.727
I had no makeup.

618
00:21:52.747 --> 00:21:55.269
So I was in duty free and I just bought like the cheapest makeup.

619
00:21:55.669 --> 00:22:00.632
And I bought like a Clarins foundation, but it's got a peptide serum attached to it.

620
00:22:00.652 --> 00:22:03.534
It's like two cylinders into one foundation.

621
00:22:04.095 --> 00:22:10.479
Anyway, I started using that over there and it actually worked really nicely with like obviously the moisture sat nicely.

622
00:22:11.079 --> 00:22:11.960
Wasn't oily or anything?

623
00:22:11.980 --> 00:22:12.961
It wasn't oily, no.

624
00:22:13.001 --> 00:22:13.982
It was actually really good.

625
00:22:14.002 --> 00:22:16.505
Say Clarence in French because it's a French brand.

626
00:22:16.525 --> 00:22:19.588
And I always laugh when I hear people pronounce it properly.

627
00:22:19.828 --> 00:22:20.369
Clarence?

628
00:22:20.509 --> 00:22:21.630
Yeah, it's Clarence.

629
00:22:21.790 --> 00:22:22.111
Clarence?

630
00:22:22.131 --> 00:22:22.711
Like that on it.

631
00:22:22.791 --> 00:22:23.812
Oh, it's so sexy.

632
00:22:23.832 --> 00:22:25.214
I can speak Clarence, you know that?

633
00:22:25.734 --> 00:22:26.876
Bonjour, je m'appelle Jessica.

634
00:22:26.896 --> 00:22:27.376
Je vous dis.

635
00:22:27.777 --> 00:22:28.617
Clarence?

636
00:22:28.698 --> 00:22:29.498
Clarence.

637
00:22:29.558 --> 00:22:30.780
Clarence?

638
00:22:30.800 --> 00:22:31.701
Yes, I bought that.

639
00:22:32.021 --> 00:22:33.783
I need to find a good base to put it on.

640
00:22:34.283 --> 00:22:35.224
in this cold condition.

641
00:22:35.244 --> 00:22:39.948
I feel like it's a lot better in the moisture for me because I've got really, really, really dry skin.

642
00:22:40.208 --> 00:22:40.768
Yeah, okay.

643
00:22:40.788 --> 00:22:42.129
So it works really well over there.

644
00:22:42.149 --> 00:22:43.691
Okay, sounds good.

645
00:22:44.051 --> 00:22:44.511
What about you?

646
00:22:44.912 --> 00:22:49.575
Well, I am actually an ambassador for this company, so I need to declare that.

647
00:22:49.635 --> 00:22:55.740
But also, I also need to tell you guys that this was actually my beauty MVP and it was so bloody good.

648
00:22:56.180 --> 00:22:57.782
So you know how I was there for 21 days?

649
00:22:58.442 --> 00:22:59.663
Guess how many times I washed my hair?

650
00:23:00.163 --> 00:23:00.864
It's actually gross.

651
00:23:00.924 --> 00:23:02.125
I've never gone this long before.

652
00:23:02.385 --> 00:23:03.366
Oh, you go pretty long.

653
00:23:03.386 --> 00:23:04.767
This is longer than ever.

654
00:23:04.987 --> 00:23:05.387
Oh, my God.

655
00:23:05.587 --> 00:23:06.027
Okay.

656
00:23:06.728 --> 00:23:09.330
In 21 days, so that's three weeks.

657
00:23:09.650 --> 00:23:11.751
You didn't wash your hair for, okay.

658
00:23:11.791 --> 00:23:13.392
How many times did I wash my hair in three weeks?

659
00:23:13.432 --> 00:23:14.093
I reckon twice.

660
00:23:14.833 --> 00:23:15.814
Yep, twice.

661
00:23:15.834 --> 00:23:16.454
Oh, my God.

662
00:23:16.474 --> 00:23:16.634
Twice.

663
00:23:16.694 --> 00:23:22.398
And I was in 30 degrees and I was playing tennis and I was playing golf and I was going to the beach and I was wearing hats.

664
00:23:22.758 --> 00:23:24.299
I was sweaty, sweaty, sweaty Betty.

665
00:23:24.419 --> 00:23:25.140
Oh, my God.

666
00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:27.441
Chris really loved kissing the back of your head.

667
00:23:27.802 --> 00:23:29.723
Oh, I was actually like, oh, Mom.

668
00:23:29.943 --> 00:23:30.624
There's a Cody.

669
00:23:30.664 --> 00:23:30.924
Yeah.

670
00:23:30.984 --> 00:23:31.144
Yeah.

671
00:23:32.065 --> 00:23:32.705
You look good though.

672
00:23:32.725 --> 00:23:36.408
I used the Hairification Dry Wash Dry Shampoo.

673
00:23:36.668 --> 00:23:37.909
So it sprays in wet.

674
00:23:38.490 --> 00:23:40.311
It's a dupe of the K18.

675
00:23:40.351 --> 00:23:40.972
Yeah, yeah.

676
00:23:40.992 --> 00:23:42.573
So it goes in wet.

677
00:23:42.613 --> 00:23:46.697
You spray it on and you actually go, I'm being honest, this isn't going to work.

678
00:23:46.717 --> 00:23:48.098
Yeah, it's going to make my hair greasy and gross.

679
00:23:48.118 --> 00:23:52.701
How can I spray in something wet to already oily hair and it's going to brush out dry?

680
00:23:53.142 --> 00:23:55.844
Let me tell you, you tussle it in, you brush it out.

681
00:23:56.064 --> 00:23:56.465
It is...

682
00:23:57.393 --> 00:23:58.714
freaking amazing.

683
00:23:58.774 --> 00:23:59.094
Hang on.

684
00:23:59.354 --> 00:24:00.154
It's amazing.

685
00:24:00.354 --> 00:24:04.376
So you put in this dry shampoo, comes out wet.

686
00:24:04.616 --> 00:24:05.336
It's a spray.

687
00:24:05.416 --> 00:24:05.696
Okay.

688
00:24:05.716 --> 00:24:11.619
It's a wet spray and then you tussle it and it kind of dries and then you brush it out and your hair is perfect.

689
00:24:11.679 --> 00:24:12.219
Oh, okay.

690
00:24:12.239 --> 00:24:13.660
Like it's unbelievable.

691
00:24:13.740 --> 00:24:16.521
I don't know what the science is behind it, but it's so bloody good.

692
00:24:16.721 --> 00:24:16.901
Yeah.

693
00:24:16.961 --> 00:24:20.483
Yes, I am sponsored by them, but I'm telling you guys like...

694
00:24:21.623 --> 00:24:22.385
It's a game changer.

695
00:24:22.405 --> 00:24:23.046
Go out and get it.

696
00:24:23.066 --> 00:24:23.506
Okay.

697
00:24:23.546 --> 00:24:24.247
Go out and get it.

698
00:24:24.267 --> 00:24:25.249
You've got to.

699
00:24:25.309 --> 00:24:26.391
I swear on my kid's life.

700
00:24:26.691 --> 00:24:27.853
Freaking amazing.

701
00:24:28.134 --> 00:24:28.514
It's amazing.

702
00:24:28.554 --> 00:24:32.040
I thought you were going to lump in the little nails as well.

703
00:24:32.492 --> 00:24:33.193
Oh, yeah.

704
00:24:33.213 --> 00:24:36.076
I didn't want to do two sponsored things.

705
00:24:36.116 --> 00:24:38.319
But the candy claws were my OGs as well.

706
00:24:38.379 --> 00:24:39.020
Yeah.

707
00:24:39.100 --> 00:24:40.922
With the stickers, they lasted nine days.

708
00:24:41.162 --> 00:24:48.551
The reason they lasted so long with the stickers, so stick on press-ons candy claws, the reason they lasted so long is because I wasn't washing my hair.

709
00:24:48.591 --> 00:24:49.292
Yeah.

710
00:24:49.492 --> 00:24:50.073
Or dishes.

711
00:24:50.213 --> 00:24:50.654
Or any dishes.

712
00:24:50.734 --> 00:24:51.335
Or clothes.

713
00:24:51.375 --> 00:24:52.256
So no dishes.

714
00:24:52.716 --> 00:24:53.617
No washing hair.

715
00:24:53.797 --> 00:24:57.019
Usually the stickers last about three days because they get wet and moisture in there.

716
00:24:57.579 --> 00:24:58.439
Nine days I went.

717
00:24:58.619 --> 00:24:58.940
Wow.

718
00:24:58.960 --> 00:24:59.240
Yeah.

719
00:24:59.300 --> 00:25:00.240
It was so amazing.

720
00:25:01.461 --> 00:25:02.582
So yeah, be a dirty gal.

721
00:25:02.742 --> 00:25:03.362
Yeah.

722
00:25:03.422 --> 00:25:04.343
A clean dirty gal.

723
00:25:04.363 --> 00:25:05.543
A clean dirty gal.

724
00:25:05.563 --> 00:25:06.744
My biggest beauty fail.

725
00:25:06.764 --> 00:25:08.005
Do you know what I think it was?

726
00:25:08.685 --> 00:25:10.166
This is a really niche one.

727
00:25:10.826 --> 00:25:17.030
My eyebrows get really black because I've naturally kind of got dark brown, borderline black hair and I hadn't lightened them for so long.

728
00:25:17.070 --> 00:25:17.530
And I had the

729
00:25:17.970 --> 00:25:19.991
blackest, bushiest brows.

730
00:25:20.351 --> 00:25:31.296
And I went to the Woolies and the Coles and all the pharmacies in Broome to get the, it's like a Sally Hansen or like a Nair facial bleach to bleach them a little bit and take the edge off.

731
00:25:31.857 --> 00:25:32.817
But I couldn't find any.

732
00:25:32.937 --> 00:25:36.459
So I was just rolling with these really severe black brows.

733
00:25:36.479 --> 00:25:36.639
Slugs.

734
00:25:36.699 --> 00:25:37.539
Yes, slugs.

735
00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:38.640
I had the slugs.

736
00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:39.300
What about you?

737
00:25:39.440 --> 00:25:45.063
Mine was not getting a keratin fail, was like actually not getting my hair done before I

738
00:25:47.804 --> 00:25:56.469
I've gone curly over the last couple of years and going to Asia where it was just so humid, my hair was just frizz.

739
00:25:56.529 --> 00:25:58.851
I've never experienced that before.

740
00:25:58.871 --> 00:26:03.373
When I used to go like live in Noosa, it was like, oh my God, my hair, it's so frizzy.

741
00:26:03.774 --> 00:26:07.876
I never understood it because I was like, how's your hair frizzy from humidity?

742
00:26:08.516 --> 00:26:10.477
Until I literally went to

743
00:26:11.578 --> 00:26:17.360
to Vietnam, I was like, oh my God, I understand what everyone's been crapping on about for the last 20 years.

744
00:26:17.500 --> 00:26:18.600
Yeah.

745
00:26:18.660 --> 00:26:21.481
It's so funny seeing you now with this wild curly hair.

746
00:26:21.501 --> 00:26:22.482
Fucking driving me insane.

747
00:26:22.502 --> 00:26:23.022
I love it.

748
00:26:23.062 --> 00:26:23.522
No, it's not.

749
00:26:23.542 --> 00:26:24.042
It's a frizz.

750
00:26:24.242 --> 00:26:26.043
Anyway, so that was my...

751
00:26:26.763 --> 00:26:30.328
That was my biggest fail was not getting that done.

752
00:26:30.348 --> 00:26:33.993
Did you pack anything that you never used and you went, well, that was a bloody waste of space?

753
00:26:34.073 --> 00:26:34.694
Yeah.

754
00:26:34.794 --> 00:26:36.016
I'm such a shit packer.

755
00:26:36.056 --> 00:26:36.277
Yeah.

756
00:26:36.397 --> 00:26:38.460
I wore the same thing every fucking day.

757
00:26:38.480 --> 00:26:38.780
Same.

758
00:26:39.121 --> 00:26:39.501
Every day.

759
00:26:39.581 --> 00:26:41.704
And because I've got ADHD, I only wear black.

760
00:26:42.105 --> 00:26:42.225
Yeah.

761
00:26:42.545 --> 00:26:43.125
Only wear black.

762
00:26:43.145 --> 00:26:47.508
So I literally just wore the same outfit over and over and over again.

763
00:26:47.528 --> 00:26:50.329
You just need to wear like wardrobe, like NYC wardrobe.

764
00:26:50.389 --> 00:26:50.509
Yeah.

765
00:26:50.610 --> 00:26:52.891
And then just black jagged, like the little pedal pushes.

766
00:26:52.911 --> 00:26:53.371
Black henny.

767
00:26:53.431 --> 00:26:53.911
And that's it.

768
00:26:53.931 --> 00:26:54.412
That is it.

769
00:26:54.472 --> 00:26:54.732
Yeah.

770
00:26:54.812 --> 00:26:55.372
That is it.

771
00:26:55.492 --> 00:26:57.873
And I think, you know, I used to wear a lot of color back in the day.

772
00:26:57.893 --> 00:26:58.754
I love you in color.

773
00:26:59.354 --> 00:27:01.415
Butter lemon, not many people can pull off butter lemon.

774
00:27:01.635 --> 00:27:02.195
You can.

775
00:27:02.495 --> 00:27:06.576
And really, really dark skin, like black African skin looks so insane with butter.

776
00:27:06.676 --> 00:27:06.956
Butter lemon.

777
00:27:06.976 --> 00:27:07.576
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

778
00:27:07.596 --> 00:27:07.857
Yellow.

779
00:27:07.877 --> 00:27:08.277
That's true.

780
00:27:08.317 --> 00:27:10.257
And you, but anyone in between, no.

781
00:27:10.277 --> 00:27:10.837
It's a no.

782
00:27:10.857 --> 00:27:12.078
You need to wear more of that.

783
00:27:12.158 --> 00:27:14.078
And a light blue because it brings out your eyes.

784
00:27:14.118 --> 00:27:17.579
I think for me, it's just like I've always used to wear color when you and I first started hanging out.

785
00:27:17.719 --> 00:27:19.240
I was always in color in my 20s.

786
00:27:19.360 --> 00:27:19.680
And then…

787
00:27:20.939 --> 00:27:27.321
I think as I get older and my kids are just more, you know, taking up my mental space.

788
00:27:27.421 --> 00:27:34.202
My ADHD has just gone to another level where I've just like, I've got no capacity in my brain to think what color or mood I'm in.

789
00:27:34.342 --> 00:27:36.123
I just, so I just go to, I just go straight to black.

790
00:27:36.143 --> 00:27:36.663
Black's easy.

791
00:27:36.683 --> 00:27:38.323
Black or plain white.

792
00:27:38.364 --> 00:27:39.144
I can't even wear white.

793
00:27:39.224 --> 00:27:40.044
It's too colorish.

794
00:27:40.104 --> 00:27:41.184
It's just too much color.

795
00:27:41.284 --> 00:27:43.525
So I think for me, that's just, I think my, it's.

796
00:27:44.285 --> 00:27:46.727
my brain capacity is just, even I'll wear the same thing.

797
00:27:46.747 --> 00:27:51.371
So I'll buy three pairs of pants, the same color, the same style.

798
00:27:51.531 --> 00:27:51.751
Yeah.

799
00:27:51.991 --> 00:27:56.054
Because I'm like, I'm going to wear them today and then tomorrow I'm going to wear another pair but they're not going to be washed in time.

800
00:27:56.074 --> 00:27:56.735
Yeah, they'll be dirty.

801
00:27:57.055 --> 00:27:59.397
So I'm just like, oh, I'm such a drain.

802
00:27:59.417 --> 00:28:00.978
What did you wish you'd packed more black?

803
00:28:02.259 --> 00:28:03.420
No, I just wish I packed less.

804
00:28:03.885 --> 00:28:04.266
Yeah.

805
00:28:04.786 --> 00:28:05.147
Yeah.

806
00:28:05.187 --> 00:28:07.790
Because everywhere we had in the hotel had washing machines.

807
00:28:07.850 --> 00:28:08.771
So we just did our washing.

808
00:28:09.031 --> 00:28:09.372
Yeah.

809
00:28:09.432 --> 00:28:12.175
And it's so cheap to actually outsource someone washing it for you.

810
00:28:12.335 --> 00:28:12.956
Yeah.

811
00:28:13.156 --> 00:28:13.657
So, yeah.

812
00:28:13.737 --> 00:28:14.999
Oh, that's pure luxury.

813
00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:17.942
I was at the bloody washing machine at the Laundry Huts in Broome every day.

814
00:28:18.022 --> 00:28:18.543
Every day, yeah.

815
00:28:18.563 --> 00:28:19.284
Doing all the washing.

816
00:28:19.384 --> 00:28:19.825
Yeah.

817
00:28:19.905 --> 00:28:21.507
So that was like, I just wish I packed less.

818
00:28:22.445 --> 00:28:24.986
Do you know what I did that was really niche and weird?

819
00:28:25.426 --> 00:28:30.286
I packed the entire kit from the Mick Fanning Charity Golf Day so I could wear it when I played golf in Broome.

820
00:28:30.306 --> 00:28:31.027
Oh, my God, so, yes.

821
00:28:31.047 --> 00:28:32.167
What the hell?

822
00:28:32.207 --> 00:28:34.447
My husband's like, why did you pack all of that?

823
00:28:34.467 --> 00:28:35.207
I'm like, to play golf.

824
00:28:35.227 --> 00:28:36.808
You're probably going to play golf once.

825
00:28:37.208 --> 00:28:39.468
We played it three times last time.

826
00:28:40.128 --> 00:28:43.409
Four tennis rackets, 50 tennis balls.

827
00:28:43.529 --> 00:28:45.709
I moved my whole life to Broome.

828
00:28:46.509 --> 00:28:49.670
That's the one thing I have to say last year when we went to Broome.

829
00:28:50.366 --> 00:28:55.869
Beck and Chris on this fucking wellness journey while I'm sitting watching them playing tennis and in the gym.

830
00:28:56.329 --> 00:29:06.373
And I'm sitting there just like this fat bitch just drinking like he's at like 11 o'clock in the morning, like looking, fully judging you two going, oh, you guys, you guys do your wellness journey.

831
00:29:06.393 --> 00:29:07.254
You enjoy that.

832
00:29:07.374 --> 00:29:08.234
I don't feel bad.

833
00:29:08.554 --> 00:29:10.155
So felt bad and guilty sitting there.

834
00:29:10.235 --> 00:29:14.937
You did come for a run once, one day on a treadmill and the only sneakers you had were my golden gooses.

835
00:29:14.997 --> 00:29:15.097
Yes.

836
00:29:15.237 --> 00:29:15.798
Remember?

837
00:29:15.838 --> 00:29:16.058
Yes.

838
00:29:16.598 --> 00:29:19.101
And Oscar was judging me because he was on the tready next week.

839
00:29:19.121 --> 00:29:21.023
I think you ran, you're like, I'll do three and a half Ks.

840
00:29:21.063 --> 00:29:22.785
I think you did one K and then you died.

841
00:29:22.805 --> 00:29:23.626
Died, died.

842
00:29:23.646 --> 00:29:25.247
I'm like, golden goose is a nit, babe.

843
00:29:25.287 --> 00:29:28.791
You need like some ons or some hockers, something bouncy.

844
00:29:29.071 --> 00:29:33.316
Well, you should have seen me on my, I went on the treadmill when I was in Vietnam.

845
00:29:34.037 --> 00:29:36.780
I was, I ran 20 minutes in Giacomo's.

846
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:38.301
Chocomus, the Nikes.

847
00:29:38.321 --> 00:29:39.041
Nike brothers.

848
00:29:39.061 --> 00:29:39.481
They're good.

849
00:29:39.501 --> 00:29:40.842
They're like wearing nothing.

850
00:29:40.882 --> 00:29:41.882
Nothing.

851
00:29:42.022 --> 00:29:46.004
I wore them and I literally ran on the treadmill for 20 minutes at level 10.

852
00:29:46.364 --> 00:29:49.405
Val sat there in a vid looking at it going, are you nuts?

853
00:29:50.086 --> 00:29:50.766
Who does this?

854
00:29:50.786 --> 00:29:52.827
And I was like, totally doping, guys.

855
00:29:52.887 --> 00:29:54.248
I've had my ADHD medication.

856
00:29:54.268 --> 00:29:58.269
I'm hyper fixated in making sure I get to 20 minutes and I can't go down.

857
00:29:58.750 --> 00:30:02.651
No, but I just, yeah, you guys were on this wellness journey.

858
00:30:02.791 --> 00:30:03.832
And I was like...

859
00:30:04.452 --> 00:30:05.234
Give me a muggy.

860
00:30:05.294 --> 00:30:06.056
Give me a muggy.

861
00:30:06.156 --> 00:30:06.677
I rolled out.

862
00:30:06.697 --> 00:30:08.601
You guys fucking spread it out.

863
00:30:17.289 --> 00:30:19.050
We reunited in Threadbow last week.

864
00:30:19.070 --> 00:30:20.071
It was so good.

865
00:30:20.211 --> 00:30:21.152
It was so good.

866
00:30:21.232 --> 00:30:28.057
Like our hotel room chats before we fall asleep at night are the most unhinged, best girl moments ever.

867
00:30:28.097 --> 00:30:32.421
Like honestly, we talk about it all.

868
00:30:32.461 --> 00:30:34.282
We do it all with ghosts.

869
00:30:34.302 --> 00:30:35.123
Oh my God.

870
00:30:35.243 --> 00:30:37.344
The shit that comes out of our mouth.

871
00:30:37.404 --> 00:30:39.946
If there was a GoPro or a camera in our room.

872
00:30:40.947 --> 00:30:43.449
We'd be cancelled in jail.

873
00:30:43.789 --> 00:30:45.990
Or they'd think we're crazy.

874
00:30:46.210 --> 00:30:47.951
Yeah, we'd be burned at the stake as witches.

875
00:30:48.072 --> 00:30:48.392
So funny.

876
00:30:48.412 --> 00:30:55.136
I think they actually think, I think we won't be in jail, but I think they'll be like, these girls are crazy.

877
00:30:55.648 --> 00:30:58.511
Yeah, it'd be a really good R-rated Unhinged podcast.

878
00:30:58.611 --> 00:30:58.811
I know.

879
00:30:58.831 --> 00:31:00.013
Actually, it would rate really well.

880
00:31:00.113 --> 00:31:00.553
Uncut.

881
00:31:01.114 --> 00:31:02.015
Jess and Beck Uncut.

882
00:31:02.055 --> 00:31:02.695
Who packs better?

883
00:31:02.715 --> 00:31:03.296
Well, not me.

884
00:31:03.316 --> 00:31:04.757
I had 30 kilos of nothing.

885
00:31:04.797 --> 00:31:06.559
Remember, I had nothing to wear.

886
00:31:06.820 --> 00:31:11.524
You're like, why are you wearing tracksuit pants and sneakers out to a Range Rover bougie dinner?

887
00:31:11.584 --> 00:31:12.345
I'm like, I don't know.

888
00:31:12.545 --> 00:31:14.788
I've got 30 kilos of nothing to wear.

889
00:31:14.808 --> 00:31:15.608
Oh, no.

890
00:31:15.729 --> 00:31:17.671
For me, I didn't pack like...

891
00:31:18.251 --> 00:31:19.532
My essentials, like my gloves.

892
00:31:19.912 --> 00:31:20.653
Yeah.

893
00:31:20.673 --> 00:31:23.154
Like the gloves that you wear inside your proper gloves.

894
00:31:23.174 --> 00:31:23.854
I didn't pack that.

895
00:31:23.935 --> 00:31:27.216
I didn't pack my ski socks, like snow socks.

896
00:31:27.317 --> 00:31:28.717
I had to use Beck's.

897
00:31:29.338 --> 00:31:33.640
I thought for a moment I didn't pack any knickers, but they were stuffed in like a little area of my suitcase.

898
00:31:33.700 --> 00:31:34.741
In a safe spot.

899
00:31:34.761 --> 00:31:36.142
Then you forget where you put them.

900
00:31:36.162 --> 00:31:36.462
Yeah.

901
00:31:36.722 --> 00:31:36.962
Okay.

902
00:31:36.982 --> 00:31:37.703
Who fell over?

903
00:31:37.723 --> 00:31:38.223
Not you.

904
00:31:38.643 --> 00:31:40.364
Beck fell over, which is never.

905
00:31:40.384 --> 00:31:41.285
Why did I fall over?

906
00:31:41.305 --> 00:31:42.706
So I was- What was I doing?

907
00:31:42.786 --> 00:31:44.047
I was having a meltdown on the lift.

908
00:31:44.067 --> 00:31:44.487
Yeah.

909
00:31:44.647 --> 00:31:46.548
Like having a proper mount down, like a child.

910
00:31:46.568 --> 00:31:47.729
I've never seen you do this before.

911
00:31:47.749 --> 00:31:48.890
You were like a little toddler.

912
00:31:48.910 --> 00:31:50.871
Like, I don't want to go on, mommy, mommy, mommy.

913
00:31:50.891 --> 00:31:51.252
Yeah.

914
00:31:51.272 --> 00:31:52.172
Stop, I'm not going.

915
00:31:52.212 --> 00:31:53.693
I'm like, you're fucking getting on this lift.

916
00:31:53.713 --> 00:31:54.074
She pushed me.

917
00:31:54.134 --> 00:31:55.855
I got behind her so she couldn't escape.

918
00:31:56.135 --> 00:31:56.455
Oh, my gosh.

919
00:31:56.475 --> 00:32:00.938
I knew she didn't have the technique or skills to be able to reverse out, backwards ski down a mountain.

920
00:32:00.958 --> 00:32:02.219
So I knew I had her locked and loaded.

921
00:32:02.539 --> 00:32:05.081
All I had to do was push her, slide her forward onto the chairlift.

922
00:32:05.181 --> 00:32:08.443
But mate, if you didn't have skis on, you would have bolted.

923
00:32:08.864 --> 00:32:10.024
You would have bolted out of there.

924
00:32:10.104 --> 00:32:10.725
Oh, yeah, 100%.

925
00:32:10.905 --> 00:32:12.386
But it was because you had the skis on, you couldn't.

926
00:32:12.446 --> 00:32:14.047
And there was also a bunch of kids behind me.

927
00:32:14.067 --> 00:32:17.249
I was like, I've got to camp back out when there's like two-year-olds behind me.

928
00:32:17.269 --> 00:32:18.870
I don't have a good feeling about this.

929
00:32:18.890 --> 00:32:19.750
I'm like, you're Jess Roberts.

930
00:32:19.770 --> 00:32:20.631
You do everything.

931
00:32:20.671 --> 00:32:20.991
I know.

932
00:32:21.151 --> 00:32:23.072
You have a crack at everything in life.

933
00:32:23.312 --> 00:32:23.673
I know.

934
00:32:23.693 --> 00:32:25.033
You're doing the go-karting.

935
00:32:25.073 --> 00:32:25.714
I wouldn't have done that.

936
00:32:25.914 --> 00:32:29.476
You're doing the funny coconut little ride in the gross water.

937
00:32:29.556 --> 00:32:30.357
I wouldn't have done that.

938
00:32:30.457 --> 00:32:33.038
Like, you're the one who takes the risks and does the fun stuff.

939
00:32:33.218 --> 00:32:33.478
I know.

940
00:32:33.498 --> 00:32:35.860
And you were having a full weird moment that wasn't you.

941
00:32:35.880 --> 00:32:39.122
I think for me, it was like just having like the accident on the go-kart.

942
00:32:39.142 --> 00:32:39.402
But then...

943
00:32:39.522 --> 00:32:40.803
Yeah, you were like, I'm still sore.

944
00:32:40.843 --> 00:32:41.464
I'm still this.

945
00:32:41.544 --> 00:32:44.167
I'm like, you are self-sabotaging.

946
00:32:44.187 --> 00:32:46.429
No, but I also broke my coccyx bone on the mountain.

947
00:32:46.729 --> 00:32:47.650
And you still had a sore knee.

948
00:32:47.690 --> 00:32:49.072
No, my knee's flaring up from that.

949
00:32:49.092 --> 00:32:55.438
Yeah, my knee was flaring up and I'm literally just kind of going onto it, going, I don't know Threadbow Mountain well.

950
00:32:55.458 --> 00:32:57.000
Like, get me on Buller.

951
00:32:57.040 --> 00:32:58.601
I will go down every single run.

952
00:32:58.621 --> 00:32:58.722
Same.

953
00:32:59.302 --> 00:32:59.742
in Buller.

954
00:32:59.802 --> 00:33:01.223
Yeah, Threadbow's a bit weak.

955
00:33:01.303 --> 00:33:02.224
It's not our mountain.

956
00:33:02.264 --> 00:33:02.484
No.

957
00:33:02.524 --> 00:33:03.684
And there wasn't a lot of snow.

958
00:33:03.704 --> 00:33:04.885
It was very arsy.

959
00:33:04.905 --> 00:33:05.765
It was very arsy.

960
00:33:06.145 --> 00:33:09.867
So I just, and there's lots of twists and turns and stuff and I was just not confident.

961
00:33:10.047 --> 00:33:11.008
Anyway, I got her on there.

962
00:33:11.208 --> 00:33:11.848
I got her on there.

963
00:33:11.908 --> 00:33:12.789
Yeah, visual wasn't great.

964
00:33:13.470 --> 00:33:14.191
Nah, vision.

965
00:33:14.411 --> 00:33:15.431
But the thing is, Beck fell.

966
00:33:16.292 --> 00:33:19.294
So I'm having a meltdown, not wanting to go up on the mountain.

967
00:33:19.354 --> 00:33:20.515
I was fucking cold.

968
00:33:20.615 --> 00:33:22.837
I didn't have the right gloves on.

969
00:33:23.077 --> 00:33:30.863
Anyway, I get onto the lift as Beck pushed me and actually pretty much grabbed me and picked me up and put me onto the lift, on the chairlift.

970
00:33:31.343 --> 00:33:36.707
We get there and I'm trying to like fix up my gloves, my inner gloves to wear my protective gloves.

971
00:33:36.847 --> 00:33:37.768
And it fell off.

972
00:33:38.508 --> 00:33:42.891
onto, like off the lift, onto literally the snow underneath.

973
00:33:42.931 --> 00:33:46.153
Like the big glove, like the glove that stops you from getting frostbite.

974
00:33:46.193 --> 00:33:46.453
Yeah.

975
00:33:46.693 --> 00:33:49.996
So then I was like, great, this is going down south very quickly.

976
00:33:50.016 --> 00:33:53.678
And I was like, well, this was already started really bad and now she's dropped her glove.

977
00:33:53.718 --> 00:33:55.519
I'm like, well, we are not good.

978
00:33:55.539 --> 00:33:56.560
I'm like, it's all right, I'll go get it.

979
00:33:56.700 --> 00:33:57.381
I'll ski and get it.

980
00:33:57.841 --> 00:33:58.361
It's okay.

981
00:33:58.401 --> 00:33:58.761
Don't worry.

982
00:33:58.781 --> 00:34:00.022
We'll just get down this one run.

983
00:34:00.342 --> 00:34:01.503
I'll go get your gloves for you.

984
00:34:01.603 --> 00:34:02.204
It's okay.

985
00:34:02.544 --> 00:34:05.366
I was just trying to like, it was like being with a five-year-old.

986
00:34:05.386 --> 00:34:05.546
Yeah.

987
00:34:05.826 --> 00:34:06.867
Yeah, literally.

988
00:34:07.127 --> 00:34:08.588
So we get to the bottom of the run.

989
00:34:08.768 --> 00:34:09.969
It's a green run, mind you.

990
00:34:10.629 --> 00:34:11.770
Also, I ski.

991
00:34:11.990 --> 00:34:12.631
I've skied a lot.

992
00:34:12.711 --> 00:34:14.792
I couldn't even tell you the last time I fell over at the snow.

993
00:34:14.932 --> 00:34:16.613
Maybe when I was learning, like, I don't know.

994
00:34:16.994 --> 00:34:17.274
Yeah.

995
00:34:17.434 --> 00:34:19.195
Ten years ago, I don't fall, right?

996
00:34:19.315 --> 00:34:21.136
I don't fall on hard runs, let alone green runs.

997
00:34:21.797 --> 00:34:23.778
So I veer off.

998
00:34:23.798 --> 00:34:24.899
I'm like, I'll go get it for you.

999
00:34:24.919 --> 00:34:26.620
And I go around this corner.

1000
00:34:27.020 --> 00:34:31.063
I veer off and there's these two little pile, like little kind of lumps of snow.

1001
00:34:31.503 --> 00:34:32.804
And I thought I'd just ski through them.

1002
00:34:32.824 --> 00:34:33.705
Yeah.

1003
00:34:34.425 --> 00:34:39.590
I hit the piles of snow that I thought was snow and they were actually little mini icebergs.

1004
00:34:39.610 --> 00:34:40.651
No, they weren't mini.

1005
00:34:40.732 --> 00:34:41.532
One of them was huge.

1006
00:34:41.572 --> 00:34:43.935
Yeah, like full ice blocks.

1007
00:34:43.975 --> 00:34:47.518
I'm telling you, like a proper massive ice block.

1008
00:34:48.019 --> 00:34:51.862
And I skied, I thought I was skiing through it because it had like soft snow on top of it.

1009
00:34:52.543 --> 00:34:53.704
But it was an ice block underneath.

1010
00:34:53.724 --> 00:35:02.852
So I hit that and then I went A over T, landed, flipped through the air, landed on the back of my head first, backwards and slid a little bit down.

1011
00:35:03.313 --> 00:35:04.314
I had full whiplash.

1012
00:35:04.714 --> 00:35:06.836
I just heard my neck go crack, crack, crack.

1013
00:35:07.036 --> 00:35:09.318
Probably cracked my neck back into where it needed to be.

1014
00:35:09.939 --> 00:35:11.740
But I was kind of like, how did that even happen?

1015
00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:12.581
Like, what the hell?

1016
00:35:12.601 --> 00:35:13.262
What did I hit?

1017
00:35:13.282 --> 00:35:15.443
And then I looked at this massive ice block.

1018
00:35:15.464 --> 00:35:16.004
Yeah.

1019
00:35:16.164 --> 00:35:17.325
It was crazy.

1020
00:35:17.385 --> 00:35:25.091
And it just actually goes to show like even when you're on a green run and you're an experienced skier and you know what you're doing, Mother Nature and the universe has a way.

1021
00:35:25.111 --> 00:35:27.552
Like when you get cocky on the snow, like I never fall over.

1022
00:35:27.673 --> 00:35:28.113
I'm fine.

1023
00:35:28.193 --> 00:35:28.974
I'll just go and do this.

1024
00:35:29.294 --> 00:35:34.277
Has a way of bringing you back down to earth and going, you have to be so careful no matter the conditions.

1025
00:35:34.297 --> 00:35:36.839
When you're out on a mountain, it's high risk.

1026
00:35:36.939 --> 00:35:37.320
Oh, it is.

1027
00:35:37.460 --> 00:35:38.461
Even on a green run.

1028
00:35:38.601 --> 00:35:40.262
So it was me who fell over, not Jess.

1029
00:35:40.302 --> 00:35:41.363
She was shitting it all day.

1030
00:35:41.383 --> 00:35:41.823
She's going to fall.

1031
00:35:41.823 --> 00:35:42.844
I was so shitting myself.

1032
00:35:42.864 --> 00:35:44.304
There I am, wiped out.

1033
00:35:44.364 --> 00:35:45.805
I was like, whoa.

1034
00:35:45.865 --> 00:35:46.726
It was a big fall.

1035
00:35:46.766 --> 00:35:49.487
I think for me, it's just like with skiing and stuff, I've never done a lesson.

1036
00:35:50.167 --> 00:35:52.509
I've just gone from a snowboard to skis.

1037
00:35:52.969 --> 00:35:53.029
Mm.

1038
00:35:53.527 --> 00:35:54.308
And Snowboy, I've done this.

1039
00:35:54.328 --> 00:35:55.029
You're doing pretty good.

1040
00:35:55.109 --> 00:35:56.050
Your form was good.

1041
00:35:56.110 --> 00:35:58.432
Yeah, but I feel like I can be better if I had a lesson.

1042
00:35:58.933 --> 00:35:59.173
Yeah.

1043
00:35:59.193 --> 00:35:59.754
I don't know.

1044
00:35:59.814 --> 00:36:02.777
I just didn't feel comfortable or right.

1045
00:36:02.917 --> 00:36:05.280
Yeah, you were full self-sabotaging.

1046
00:36:05.300 --> 00:36:05.900
But then I did it again.

1047
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:06.821
Thinking of all the bad things.

1048
00:36:06.841 --> 00:36:07.542
Then he came up again.

1049
00:36:07.582 --> 00:36:08.463
We rewrote your narrative.

1050
00:36:08.483 --> 00:36:09.244
You were really, really good.

1051
00:36:09.484 --> 00:36:10.125
Would we do it again?

1052
00:36:10.345 --> 00:36:10.866
Shit, yeah.

1053
00:36:11.066 --> 00:36:11.807
I'm going to do it next year.

1054
00:36:11.827 --> 00:36:14.549
But what I was... We were talking about this a couple of days ago.

1055
00:36:14.569 --> 00:36:15.030
Yeah.

1056
00:36:15.150 --> 00:36:23.455
It's such a – getting to the snow and taking all your own gear because we've got all our own equipment is a lot – like it's quite an effort, right?

1057
00:36:23.796 --> 00:36:28.259
So we flew into Canberra, then you drive the three hours up to the mountain and it's kind of – it's a bit short.

1058
00:36:28.319 --> 00:36:36.024
So next year I want to do it, but then I'm just going to extend for a few days, maybe get the kids to come and then maybe make like an actual like long –

1059
00:36:36.604 --> 00:36:39.047
long week of it because it's too short.

1060
00:36:39.128 --> 00:36:43.393
Like you go there, you go to all that effort and then you're driving back down the mountain before you know it.

1061
00:36:43.453 --> 00:36:43.834
Yeah.

1062
00:36:43.854 --> 00:36:45.756
I felt like it needed another couple of days.

1063
00:36:46.237 --> 00:36:48.260
You're giving me a funny look like don't bring the kids.

1064
00:36:48.400 --> 00:36:51.364
Okay, you and I will extend for a few days and not invite the kids.

1065
00:36:51.404 --> 00:36:51.684
I'm sorry.

1066
00:36:51.704 --> 00:36:52.245
I'm sorry.

1067
00:36:53.092 --> 00:37:01.241
Taking the kids, I can take my older ones, but like the meltdowns that they have about like I'm cold.

1068
00:37:01.281 --> 00:37:02.182
But they're older now.

1069
00:37:02.362 --> 00:37:03.604
You haven't been skiing with them for a few years.

1070
00:37:03.924 --> 00:37:04.585
They're older now.

1071
00:37:04.625 --> 00:37:06.307
Tom Dice will be fine in that cold.

1072
00:37:07.068 --> 00:37:07.929
I was going to give them to Val.

1073
00:37:09.770 --> 00:37:24.120
that was the positive he'd love it he'd actually be a Disney dad I wasn't going to be dressing them it's the dressing of them it's the worst well you were having a freaking meltdown you were melting down my boobs I need to go outside I don't know I think I'm

1074
00:37:28.347 --> 00:37:34.720
I feel like the kids would have to walk Threadbow first, like walk the mountain sea because the tracks are weird.

1075
00:37:35.181 --> 00:37:39.390
You can cross over like from green to black like pretty quickly.

1076
00:37:40.207 --> 00:37:44.091
Like, you know, I feel like the mapping... You can end up on a black run very easily.

1077
00:37:44.171 --> 00:37:47.094
And that's the mappings really, like, really, like, different.

1078
00:37:47.134 --> 00:37:50.076
And I feel like that's where I was freaking out was just the mapping.

1079
00:37:50.096 --> 00:37:51.798
I'm like, I'm going to... You weren't trusting me.

1080
00:37:52.299 --> 00:37:53.059
Oh, man.

1081
00:37:53.079 --> 00:37:53.380
Anyway.

1082
00:37:53.400 --> 00:37:54.921
You were like, she's going to take me on a black run.

1083
00:37:54.941 --> 00:37:55.542
Yeah, yeah.

1084
00:37:55.662 --> 00:37:56.442
Anyway, I did it.

1085
00:37:56.463 --> 00:37:57.063
I was fun.

1086
00:37:57.143 --> 00:37:58.144
You survived.

1087
00:37:58.164 --> 00:38:00.366
I did it for Beckfell, saving my glove.

1088
00:38:00.727 --> 00:38:01.327
And yeah.

1089
00:38:01.587 --> 00:38:02.348
Do it again next year.

1090
00:38:02.368 --> 00:38:03.069
Do it again next year.

1091
00:38:05.891 --> 00:38:09.873
So Jess, before we go, let's slide into our vanish DMs.

1092
00:38:10.574 --> 00:38:11.855
We've got this from Lucy.

1093
00:38:11.875 --> 00:38:13.215
Hi, Beck and Jessie.

1094
00:38:13.315 --> 00:38:16.337
My name's Lucy and I just wanted to say that I love the show.

1095
00:38:16.357 --> 00:38:23.862
You two just crack me up with how relatable you are and I love how transparent you are about how it takes work to wake up looking as good as you two do.

1096
00:38:24.702 --> 00:38:28.427
I was hoping to hear about what hair extensions you've tried and tested.

1097
00:38:28.967 --> 00:38:38.539
I've been wanting to get some myself, but I am, one, so worried about damaging my hair and, two, cannot get my head around how to get the most natural-looking ones and making sure you can't see them.

1098
00:38:38.980 --> 00:38:40.742
But I'm not even sure where to start.

1099
00:38:41.550 --> 00:38:42.670
Oh, wow.

1100
00:38:42.890 --> 00:38:44.571
So, yeah, no, we've tried it all, haven't we, Becca?

1101
00:38:44.591 --> 00:38:48.192
We've tried tapes, wefts, clip-ins.

1102
00:38:48.272 --> 00:38:48.712
You name it.

1103
00:38:48.792 --> 00:38:49.733
Oh, you name it.

1104
00:38:49.773 --> 00:38:59.115
So listen out tomorrow because we have got someone coming on talking about a, it's been around for a while, but it's all coming back in again and all the pop stars have it.

1105
00:38:59.535 --> 00:39:01.076
It's called Keratin Bonds.

1106
00:39:01.416 --> 00:39:06.201
Yes, and we're going to get them live in studio with Kirby Largo.

1107
00:39:06.221 --> 00:39:07.622
She's actually doing keratin bombs.

1108
00:39:07.722 --> 00:39:08.082
I know.

1109
00:39:08.102 --> 00:39:08.583
In our hair.

1110
00:39:08.703 --> 00:39:09.123
How good.

1111
00:39:09.143 --> 00:39:09.384
Yeah.

1112
00:39:09.444 --> 00:39:10.284
While we're recording.

1113
00:39:10.605 --> 00:39:11.005
So good.

1114
00:39:11.045 --> 00:39:12.046
Listen tomorrow.

1115
00:39:12.567 --> 00:39:13.167
Bye for now.

1116
00:39:14.749 --> 00:39:14.909
Bye.